企鵝,是一夫一妻制的動物,聽起來很棒,但仍有例外。
世界上最小的企鵝品種「小藍企鵝」,就是最佳的不忠誠代表。
牠們總是會在保護著自己老婆的同時,對別隻企鵝的老婆流口水。
所以母企鵝生出來的小企鵝常常不知道是不是爸爸的種。520Please respect copyright.PENANA1ASsvio1X9
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【番外篇:一起去燈會的阿德利】520Please respect copyright.PENANAAoLssp6Bsp
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故事的主角是第16篇出現的,一起去看燈會的朋友,就叫他阿德利吧。520Please respect copyright.PENANAKaBjEeAibX
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阿德利是我在交友軟體認識的,那個時候我正在假裝自己很快樂。520Please respect copyright.PENANAXJl68yUYDg
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我總是在跟阿德利聊天時搞笑,要不然就是嗆他,他也會立刻反嗆回來。
我們幾乎天天在說話,但很少有什麼對話是有意義的。520Please respect copyright.PENANARRafslhsPz
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我說「蝦子為什麼要有殼,麻煩。」520Please respect copyright.PENANABMMcDdEeLf
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他回「老闆又在碎念。」520Please respect copyright.PENANAlymwWleaex
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我再回「蝦仁沒殼但是很難吃。」520Please respect copyright.PENANAX9Sx3yoqzU
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他又回「我姐叫我去租DVD。」520Please respect copyright.PENANAIHOvsRPI1J
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有時候我們只是這樣自顧自的說話。520Please respect copyright.PENANAx16nkzhHmQ
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「我剛看到一隻狗。520Please respect copyright.PENANAhQ4jGfqNbk
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長得很像你。」520Please respect copyright.PENANAwMvMq1m8g9
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「靠。520Please respect copyright.PENANAj1XFBUmXOq
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我昨天也看到一隻豬像妳。」520Please respect copyright.PENANATvLX9Yyy22
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有時候我們就是會這樣故意嗆對方。520Please respect copyright.PENANAIEby7kVnrO
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某天,他不太對勁。520Please respect copyright.PENANAINnnevPlvC
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就在我又打了什麼沒意義的話之後,他反常的回「嗯,妳吃過飯了嗎?」520Please respect copyright.PENANAwvflXBN8cu
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我抬頭看看時鐘,中午,他上班的休息時間。520Please respect copyright.PENANAYdoUfcdaqc
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「還沒。」520Please respect copyright.PENANAKQb4Ek4KZk
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「要陪我吃中飯嗎?」520Please respect copyright.PENANAczLG30j4gF
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「好啊。」520Please respect copyright.PENANASEamETKJWq
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我們就見面了。520Please respect copyright.PENANA8FJJkL25nB
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阿德利和我吃飯時只是不停地說「妳本人跟網路上一樣好笑,腦袋都在裝什麼?整天說一些白痴的事情…」520Please respect copyright.PENANAGOdJwIbvON
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吃完飯,他送我回家,下車前,我問「發生什麼事了嗎?」520Please respect copyright.PENANAV7veTaFgpb
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他握著方向盤,沒看我。520Please respect copyright.PENANAX51fEfwIal
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「她交男朋友了。」520Please respect copyright.PENANAqQjnI8CmUm
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「誰?」520Please respect copyright.PENANAaOsDOxWo3W
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「前女友。」520Please respect copyright.PENANAvWB5iayEjZ
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「嗯。」520Please respect copyright.PENANA7U5j1QWkmM
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他繼續沉默。520Please respect copyright.PENANAzlk3kR5nXI
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「那我回去了,你想跟我說的話,我今天在線上不會嗆你,也不開玩笑。」520Please respect copyright.PENANA43h2UaNUab
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說完,我就開門下車。520Please respect copyright.PENANA5Q5AdrYbJG
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當天晚上,他說了他的故事,他還沒忘記前女友,而前女友早已將他拋下,自顧自的談起新的戀愛。520Please respect copyright.PENANAoKvAUKPObh
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分手的原因,是女孩和別的男生搞曖昧。但分手後,女孩仍將他當成好用的工具人,沒有完全離開他的生活。520Please respect copyright.PENANAuN9gLGbLZG
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也許是一種同病相憐的感覺,又或是移情作用,把他和自己的遭遇某些部份重疊了,那天晚上我很生氣,覺得為什麼比較傻的人都得被欺負。520Please respect copyright.PENANA9Zx5aSUnMO
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那種同仇敵愾的感覺,讓我把阿德利當成很好的朋友(或戰友),過了幾天,我也把張先生的事情毫無保留地告訴了他。520Please respect copyright.PENANAKIPtrBJWd1
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然後,我們那些沒意義的對話開始改變,大多時間,我們在訴說心情跟為彼此打氣,希望對方早日離開現狀。520Please respect copyright.PENANAZMTMnFtHtf
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「我要去中部出差,想順便去看燈會,妳要不要跟我一起去?」520Please respect copyright.PENANABU1yUjayMd
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「要。」
我回得很快,因為我實在需要透氣。520Please respect copyright.PENANAI4KYijW7Lm
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阿德利去見客戶的時候,我在車上等他,等著等著就睡著了。520Please respect copyright.PENANAYGmZNZP2H7
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模模糊糊中,有人在摸我的臉。520Please respect copyright.PENANAa4T3y2YmYS
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我張開眼睛,阿德利已經回到車上,正在把我的頭髮勾到耳後。520Please respect copyright.PENANAKePmegHnTu
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我彈起來。520Please respect copyright.PENANAjXx6dJ0CNL
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「幹嘛!」520Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4edw1fiYN
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然後馬上覺得自己喊得太大聲。520Please respect copyright.PENANAxLhgXA8MwM
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「妳頭髮都掉到臉上了,等下口水沾到頭髮。」520Please respect copyright.PENANAkye7toQgIS
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「我哪有流口水!」
一邊說,我一邊摸嘴角檢查。520Please respect copyright.PENANALsBEuJ6QNa
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈哈…」520Please respect copyright.PENANAwpaburvmk1
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「笑屁啊。」520Please respect copyright.PENANA2mjESafgnE
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「妳也是有可愛的時候嘛。」520Please respect copyright.PENANAfYalNIpCeF
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「………」520Please respect copyright.PENANAL4L8JJEXbm
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「剛剛睡覺的時候很正啊,我差點就親下去了,結果妳一起來就這麼吵。」520Please respect copyright.PENANAMUoE335FOD
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「………」520Please respect copyright.PENANAv5JRKqdJz7
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我皺起眉頭,所以他剛剛真的有摸我的臉。520Please respect copyright.PENANA0vbphdqL8e
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「幹嘛不講話?害羞喔?」他還在笑。520Please respect copyright.PENANAyfppR89OQs
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「阿德利。」520Please respect copyright.PENANAZVtlfjhDDl
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「嗯?」520Please respect copyright.PENANAzgrNabShYE
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「你開的玩笑不好笑,這樣會讓人覺得你很輕浮,而且我也沒有在跟你搞曖昧,這樣不好。」520Please respect copyright.PENANA6Cnb77YY18
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他突然止住笑容。520Please respect copyright.PENANADsr6xaGI4d
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「對不起。」520Please respect copyright.PENANAg8z7oMvTAf
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「嗯。」520Please respect copyright.PENANAoWeF1pnuKD
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尷尬的沉默持續了一陣子,我提起別的話題,兩人像沒事一樣繼續聊天,但我覺得已經有什麼地方不對了。520Please respect copyright.PENANAZB4mvQRFiu
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回家後,我沒有繼續再思考這件事。520Please respect copyright.PENANAA5RQXujRlA
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隔了幾天卻有新的超展開。520Please respect copyright.PENANAazWdjo14N7
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「欸,跟妳一起去看花燈的男生是不是這個?」520Please respect copyright.PENANAcc37PPB9g9
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黑兔子傳來一封訊息,附上一張手機截圖。520Please respect copyright.PENANAUYTFrPaswo
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那是另一個交友軟體,但照片和名字都是阿德利。520Please respect copyright.PENANAgLR1mPH9ip
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「對啊。」520Please respect copyright.PENANAE8C0K6nre6
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「他加我好友耶。」520Please respect copyright.PENANAtslTFVUYu4
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「嗯,妳加啊,我跟他只是朋友。」520Please respect copyright.PENANAJlLDW7Delz
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「我知道,所以我加了,然後我想讓妳看一下我們的對話。」520Please respect copyright.PENANA1iemjmFOpz
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她連著傳來好幾張對話截圖。520Please respect copyright.PENANAL6DygtN72N
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阿德利才剛認識黑兔子,馬上說了他失戀的事情。520Please respect copyright.PENANA7fbtHpkoc0
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不過,看起來是另一個故事。520Please respect copyright.PENANA2STyGr8feT
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「女友劈腿,跟自己的朋友在一起,同時被女友和朋友背叛,心很痛,想要尋求慰藉。」大概是這樣的故事。520Please respect copyright.PENANAC12lQduq4F
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女友的年紀及個性等等,也和我知道的不同。520Please respect copyright.PENANAiBnjPSlFBP
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「他是有幾個女友啊?」黑兔子問。
阿德利的事情,我也和她說過。520Please respect copyright.PENANARMzQMVYmNk
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「我不知道。」520Please respect copyright.PENANAAtvQ2j1vVS
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「看起來是專門在網路上假裝失戀打苦情牌耶。」520Please respect copyright.PENANAIImDDiR12L
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「應該是。」520Please respect copyright.PENANAU2y8RMzFmp
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當下,我只覺得很失望。
因為我真的把他當朋友,還很認真的為他抱不平,也真心希望他能夠從情傷走出來,即便當時的我也處於痛苦中。520Please respect copyright.PENANAOYc9sX3pF0
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但又是一個該死的騙子。520Please respect copyright.PENANArNpUmH2xOj
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我沒有戳破他,只是不再理他。520Please respect copyright.PENANAp7zMoZ3WJz
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某天他突然又傳訊息來。520Please respect copyright.PENANAwiWF2NOSjN
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「自從上次一起去燈會,妳就不太理我了,是因為我跟妳開玩笑嗎?抱歉,當時我心情不好,因為想到她,我覺得妳或許可以代替她陪著我,才會…」520Please respect copyright.PENANADubEahmwfd
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我翻了個大白眼,沒有回覆。520Please respect copyright.PENANAxLuLpjvXKC
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阿德利玩兩個不同的交友軟體,使用「附近的人」這功能,偏偏,他的家在我公司附近,而他的公司在黑兔子家附近。520Please respect copyright.PENANAeDBMJ2KZ8F
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人,真的不能做壞事。520Please respect copyright.PENANAiCx0zVqXgb
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附註:阿德利也是企鵝的一種品種,同樣是有偷吃案例的企鵝。
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