企鵝，是一夫一妻制的動物，聽起來很棒，但仍有例外。
世界上最小的企鵝品種「小藍企鵝」，就是最佳的不忠誠代表。
牠們總是會在保護著自己老婆的同時，對別隻企鵝的老婆流口水。
所以母企鵝生出來的小企鵝常常不知道是不是爸爸的種。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41ssU8ZE5N
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【番外篇：一起去燈會的阿德利】454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRNaSdWtMp
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故事的主角是第16篇出現的，一起去看燈會的朋友，就叫他阿德利吧。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEH00nN0J8l
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阿德利是我在交友軟體認識的，那個時候我正在假裝自己很快樂。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMNUOwCri0
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我總是在跟阿德利聊天時搞笑，要不然就是嗆他，他也會立刻反嗆回來。
我們幾乎天天在說話，但很少有什麼對話是有意義的。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pupgFNpuT
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我說「蝦子為什麼要有殼，麻煩。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hWOGmmJ4W
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他回「老闆又在碎念。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvI5xKM85OO
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我再回「蝦仁沒殼但是很難吃。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacEgH4y5h9
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他又回「我姐叫我去租DVD。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMS0KoJqMv
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有時候我們只是這樣自顧自的說話。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LxCA6JF4l
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「我剛看到一隻狗。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3f1rUBMsW2
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長得很像你。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZvDvt0VQo
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「靠。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgslS08J9Qd
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我昨天也看到一隻豬像妳。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxwwGXx0X0
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有時候我們就是會這樣故意嗆對方。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4TSxgF5Yu
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某天，他不太對勁。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYc2yC5arOb
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就在我又打了什麼沒意義的話之後，他反常的回「嗯，妳吃過飯了嗎？」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrjKl8M2ne
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我抬頭看看時鐘，中午，他上班的休息時間。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92gdNLJXD9
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「還沒。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktOi6EcANd
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「要陪我吃中飯嗎？」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NGe2Y7vqg
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「好啊。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDGptxKKxN
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我們就見面了。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtb3hkmwrPJ
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阿德利和我吃飯時只是不停地說「妳本人跟網路上一樣好笑，腦袋都在裝什麼？整天說一些白痴的事情…」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8UkUs7Kyn
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吃完飯，他送我回家，下車前，我問「發生什麼事了嗎？」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcfYjw7cMu
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他握著方向盤，沒看我。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGyNsEx7Wj
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「她交男朋友了。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKhRy4GvQK
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「誰？」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJHcGXW0ZQ
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「前女友。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrft5osszH
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「嗯。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFSkCr9EDz
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他繼續沉默。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9uEooUBqE
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「那我回去了，你想跟我說的話，我今天在線上不會嗆你，也不開玩笑。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xElXwycHV
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說完，我就開門下車。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33EARsVzOu
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當天晚上，他說了他的故事，他還沒忘記前女友，而前女友早已將他拋下，自顧自的談起新的戀愛。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHqqnVeeWO
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分手的原因，是女孩和別的男生搞曖昧。但分手後，女孩仍將他當成好用的工具人，沒有完全離開他的生活。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtG7n4AKXEs
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也許是一種同病相憐的感覺，又或是移情作用，把他和自己的遭遇某些部份重疊了，那天晚上我很生氣，覺得為什麼比較傻的人都得被欺負。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7qRYEne2T
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那種同仇敵愾的感覺，讓我把阿德利當成很好的朋友(或戰友)，過了幾天，我也把張先生的事情毫無保留地告訴了他。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqdMKQuSkz
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然後，我們那些沒意義的對話開始改變，大多時間，我們在訴說心情跟為彼此打氣，希望對方早日離開現狀。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyd0M9moD0
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「我要去中部出差，想順便去看燈會，妳要不要跟我一起去？」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEPq8oQgNE
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「要。」
我回得很快，因為我實在需要透氣。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ldI8B58V3
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阿德利去見客戶的時候，我在車上等他，等著等著就睡著了。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVNxGJZu5L
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模模糊糊中，有人在摸我的臉。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdAuiGYgm9
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我張開眼睛，阿德利已經回到車上，正在把我的頭髮勾到耳後。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA54UD9o2Mk
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我彈起來。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1rFBTRmst
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「幹嘛！」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RcazkblUp
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然後馬上覺得自己喊得太大聲。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rLVXpEAQj
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「妳頭髮都掉到臉上了，等下口水沾到頭髮。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2tFGKxdxc
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「我哪有流口水！」
一邊說，我一邊摸嘴角檢查。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYxPSz2rON
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈哈…」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0Bgpj0t3j
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「笑屁啊。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjm3P9vGnr
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「妳也是有可愛的時候嘛。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOAmLTVKn3
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「………」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmjhagmteE
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「剛剛睡覺的時候很正啊，我差點就親下去了，結果妳一起來就這麼吵。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6EWSwlBNm
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「………」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8jIPWi1uC
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我皺起眉頭，所以他剛剛真的有摸我的臉。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSukeznTiik
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「幹嘛不講話？害羞喔？」他還在笑。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YaH36rroV
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「阿德利。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2Di0JqCTx
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「嗯？」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggYVoI4vPz
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「你開的玩笑不好笑，這樣會讓人覺得你很輕浮，而且我也沒有在跟你搞曖昧，這樣不好。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjtJm8yamp
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他突然止住笑容。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGKAcjgM3M
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「對不起。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFqXqloY73
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「嗯。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lMZ7BIRLv
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尷尬的沉默持續了一陣子，我提起別的話題，兩人像沒事一樣繼續聊天，但我覺得已經有什麼地方不對了。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATlHw5tuFH
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回家後，我沒有繼續再思考這件事。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cpx94ckE7
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隔了幾天卻有新的超展開。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEiNnmY9QL
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「欸，跟妳一起去看花燈的男生是不是這個？」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPnh7mOvuS
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黑兔子傳來一封訊息，附上一張手機截圖。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyIJ8YBftn
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那是另一個交友軟體，但照片和名字都是阿德利。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBngPhLJA5
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「對啊。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jyXfvhk4z
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「他加我好友耶。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTXlkgKTma
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「嗯，妳加啊，我跟他只是朋友。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgclKEQdgEl
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「我知道，所以我加了，然後我想讓妳看一下我們的對話。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOQZqH37MD
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她連著傳來好幾張對話截圖。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPg9nHWByvj
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阿德利才剛認識黑兔子，馬上說了他失戀的事情。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9AMLbMojc
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不過，看起來是另一個故事。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopVjd1yJMR
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「女友劈腿，跟自己的朋友在一起，同時被女友和朋友背叛，心很痛，想要尋求慰藉。」大概是這樣的故事。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6QWwi8s3n
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女友的年紀及個性等等，也和我知道的不同。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYrmWuBJG9
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「他是有幾個女友啊？」黑兔子問。
阿德利的事情，我也和她說過。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pBOJxE0ZE
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「我不知道。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQtzqN8jth
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「看起來是專門在網路上假裝失戀打苦情牌耶。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUvfndu5Jp
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「應該是。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOr9yMOs88T
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當下，我只覺得很失望。
因為我真的把他當朋友，還很認真的為他抱不平，也真心希望他能夠從情傷走出來，即便當時的我也處於痛苦中。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jifxXjHJo
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但又是一個該死的騙子。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhrTJf55Lb
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我沒有戳破他，只是不再理他。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqfk3WT004
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某天他突然又傳訊息來。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtkTQxuigh
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「自從上次一起去燈會，妳就不太理我了，是因為我跟妳開玩笑嗎？抱歉，當時我心情不好，因為想到她，我覺得妳或許可以代替她陪著我，才會…」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65I0G6b1hL
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我翻了個大白眼，沒有回覆。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0LOL2wNLt
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阿德利玩兩個不同的交友軟體，使用「附近的人」這功能，偏偏，他的家在我公司附近，而他的公司在黑兔子家附近。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi75xKtDgyp
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人，真的不能做壞事。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LytWC5haE
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完。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08F7osQx3L
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附註：阿德利也是企鵝的一種品種，同樣是有偷吃案例的企鵝。
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