「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaccT4KPuSE
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQqmVnIE8i
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「我想和妳上床。」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdQn029Ruu
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAC5VvgdVRP
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa32fGJ9AaW
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvkphDX3bS
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUODSFr0iQz
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCs4J54sTmJ
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFtnft7nlJ
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhzRnzZtNp
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「你女朋友呢？」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzguvMy46qB
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「哪一個？」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRV20VFI5Q8
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTnaWYyG6f
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「兩個。」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAv07lFrw9v
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvNJX157Xt
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgn7NEj3LF
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWg0qkZOcI0
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「對。」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8koiUuPpts
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uxkHbRYrj
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVS3BiZkX6
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC11z3hqk2H
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcm7vnqFZND
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRffniveNH
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBlAleQJon
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NPh0daon2
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVdvzaJXGx
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmjE99anwn
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97XweWg86P
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2pY4mExMM
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「你真的很有事……」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvdNJO5NJq
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「所以妳願意嗎？」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdsTls35cI
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeG9ni46adl
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「嗯。」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYALVSyx7bi
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8JV5sycLM
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8V05x0vzj
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3cRXpuj4n
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tmCXFt90C
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfASE8jXivq
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「也可以這麼說。」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGvvJzJ9Sw
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0JVl62wdl
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwg0iO5SHZa
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「走吧！」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKd7UK4pxL1
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「走去哪！？」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2p5yQxa6z
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyREsAogXJw
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「我要回家！」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡas7FjUCm1J
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「嗯。」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQ0DWPzL6B
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIjvncOBTK
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLb1Xk1iSfc
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「…………」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZH5C3fV93x
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7mZJ4M1so
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待續。
