「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCLoD3iD3v
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcBVQuqKBx
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「我想和妳上床。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnR61PBvxZm
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQGRRyLc3i
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBA61mfGk6
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4f5wApXOo
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwWQkQMMeY
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zL41CM6Xf
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBnuvjer8E
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorCmmdQ5em
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「你女朋友呢？」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpr8pjUZImE
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「哪一個？」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Vnxzpygfm
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7ugRn5vbp
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「兩個。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFidX3u7sP
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxjTk8raoB
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjIxaZRfdO
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmthb9Lki1C
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「對。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL20BF2ByiM
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gBXBEhxoE
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ210UGpkefS
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4E2hpwHEm
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtZPTgXVOR
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHS8Vg3eMX
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAoa4Nu2YX
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIX0Y6kX4UF
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKrBDLRpaQ
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3szhCQMCfS
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOzzVVpgAw
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMt5cFdsFX
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「你真的很有事……」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4J1OULkzBr
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「所以妳願意嗎？」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhyDZQLDFL
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqWT35PRzm
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「嗯。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡta4GkZ4UUr
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJ4ob5eDG6
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHg1r6gqhD
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoaCcSGYf5
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHUbZNvJqE
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAo0ON5tU5O
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「也可以這麼說。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmLqpiPcAI
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxW00AFjuZ
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgzNomDE6Z
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「走吧！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgqj6a4vcX
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「走去哪！？」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldiDK4TuPP
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtneRTKFBH
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「我要回家！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NlbIpb8fZ
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「嗯。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkt4vDdZN6f
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9ClbWSfu4
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9yiEH1ZN5
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFli84JhvGZ
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待續。
