企鵝，是一夫一妻制的動物，聽起來很棒，但仍有例外。
世界上最小的企鵝品種「小藍企鵝」，就是最佳的不忠誠代表。
牠們總是會在保護著自己老婆的同時，對別隻企鵝的老婆流口水。
所以母企鵝生出來的小企鵝常常不知道是不是爸爸的種。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UagROa71c
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【番外篇：一起去燈會的阿德利】461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yfnnSi5f8
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故事的主角是第16篇出現的，一起去看燈會的朋友，就叫他阿德利吧。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwPwNOBxgm
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阿德利是我在交友軟體認識的，那個時候我正在假裝自己很快樂。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBILkykoWpY
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我總是在跟阿德利聊天時搞笑，要不然就是嗆他，他也會立刻反嗆回來。
我們幾乎天天在說話，但很少有什麼對話是有意義的。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmGc5uXKvo
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我說「蝦子為什麼要有殼，麻煩。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhg5yYXB9hL
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他回「老闆又在碎念。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaeUfJ4hNN
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我再回「蝦仁沒殼但是很難吃。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eUllUuBOs
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他又回「我姐叫我去租DVD。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoC3jWqlk2W
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有時候我們只是這樣自顧自的說話。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ao2UcaJRr
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「我剛看到一隻狗。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKelkSTE6v2
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長得很像你。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgDbB8Qaro
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「靠。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDYQh2dswM
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我昨天也看到一隻豬像妳。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdYHnkfpyq
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有時候我們就是會這樣故意嗆對方。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5h4YtM9ZSk
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某天，他不太對勁。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FeefYjTAb
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就在我又打了什麼沒意義的話之後，他反常的回「嗯，妳吃過飯了嗎？」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtqm6wSHTJ
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我抬頭看看時鐘，中午，他上班的休息時間。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRl2YMHXUU
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「還沒。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2ddhNOhbR
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「要陪我吃中飯嗎？」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoDqSzOfBZ
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「好啊。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvLYNsG5Ki
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我們就見面了。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiQEdsbK5x
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阿德利和我吃飯時只是不停地說「妳本人跟網路上一樣好笑，腦袋都在裝什麼？整天說一些白痴的事情…」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sn66ZX54T
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吃完飯，他送我回家，下車前，我問「發生什麼事了嗎？」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOSIEVRev3
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他握著方向盤，沒看我。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bzUPRXjfw
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「她交男朋友了。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33PzQqruua
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「誰？」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuYzBrtNvg
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「前女友。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0FCLVKmgD
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「嗯。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4WYDGkaqx
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他繼續沉默。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GEziTvtHf
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「那我回去了，你想跟我說的話，我今天在線上不會嗆你，也不開玩笑。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4piVz3QkGY
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說完，我就開門下車。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSF36u6DFYN
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當天晚上，他說了他的故事，他還沒忘記前女友，而前女友早已將他拋下，自顧自的談起新的戀愛。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUr7YDYMQu
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分手的原因，是女孩和別的男生搞曖昧。但分手後，女孩仍將他當成好用的工具人，沒有完全離開他的生活。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0H2kAhSIj9
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也許是一種同病相憐的感覺，又或是移情作用，把他和自己的遭遇某些部份重疊了，那天晚上我很生氣，覺得為什麼比較傻的人都得被欺負。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVU90lPBb1Z
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那種同仇敵愾的感覺，讓我把阿德利當成很好的朋友(或戰友)，過了幾天，我也把張先生的事情毫無保留地告訴了他。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlz4vvK1kWM
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然後，我們那些沒意義的對話開始改變，大多時間，我們在訴說心情跟為彼此打氣，希望對方早日離開現狀。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyCPMNV6UD
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「我要去中部出差，想順便去看燈會，妳要不要跟我一起去？」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmg2Tua539l
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「要。」
我回得很快，因為我實在需要透氣。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlvcUKXYuE
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阿德利去見客戶的時候，我在車上等他，等著等著就睡著了。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48NW0Gxnf3
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模模糊糊中，有人在摸我的臉。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIr1Mgt0LR
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我張開眼睛，阿德利已經回到車上，正在把我的頭髮勾到耳後。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlHrxQ3vTE
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我彈起來。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2JjwkYBQG
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「幹嘛！」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0qEhFhBZG
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然後馬上覺得自己喊得太大聲。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Qy7ZdmZLf
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「妳頭髮都掉到臉上了，等下口水沾到頭髮。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAydheSREd
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「我哪有流口水！」
一邊說，我一邊摸嘴角檢查。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv99QBPjRe4
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈哈…」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiyWRmMwGG
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「笑屁啊。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30B3nDy3dj
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「妳也是有可愛的時候嘛。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQsnZ0YUKa
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「………」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8ngJi9DzX
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「剛剛睡覺的時候很正啊，我差點就親下去了，結果妳一起來就這麼吵。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapvOQTk66u
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「………」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGv4mAVTcMJ
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我皺起眉頭，所以他剛剛真的有摸我的臉。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKR9ReVwZkE
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「幹嘛不講話？害羞喔？」他還在笑。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwF9NhqwLjc
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「阿德利。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWHEABenbK
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「嗯？」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhW2EhHnHch
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「你開的玩笑不好笑，這樣會讓人覺得你很輕浮，而且我也沒有在跟你搞曖昧，這樣不好。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXTMfKXV2K
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他突然止住笑容。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aQQJSdmss
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「對不起。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4u92CZqOIB
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「嗯。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3Vaokc7Uh
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尷尬的沉默持續了一陣子，我提起別的話題，兩人像沒事一樣繼續聊天，但我覺得已經有什麼地方不對了。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeioedmi8Zh
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回家後，我沒有繼續再思考這件事。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IjcK3jMSP
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隔了幾天卻有新的超展開。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQu4uCx2MH
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「欸，跟妳一起去看花燈的男生是不是這個？」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt63EGqq5Lo
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黑兔子傳來一封訊息，附上一張手機截圖。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5McoDgHexr
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那是另一個交友軟體，但照片和名字都是阿德利。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxjLthxxFx
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「對啊。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVyoVU7gKM
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「他加我好友耶。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8Kn79bZfp
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「嗯，妳加啊，我跟他只是朋友。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7vBLnoxAT
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「我知道，所以我加了，然後我想讓妳看一下我們的對話。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uSdIbaZqa
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她連著傳來好幾張對話截圖。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZYQoXgmG3
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阿德利才剛認識黑兔子，馬上說了他失戀的事情。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdFyY9KA2V
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不過，看起來是另一個故事。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuo5oM2975
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「女友劈腿，跟自己的朋友在一起，同時被女友和朋友背叛，心很痛，想要尋求慰藉。」大概是這樣的故事。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxK3wdqsP8M
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女友的年紀及個性等等，也和我知道的不同。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6Q8XhWPtg
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「他是有幾個女友啊？」黑兔子問。
阿德利的事情，我也和她說過。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gldJGwsrq
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「我不知道。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9415eRnFeT
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「看起來是專門在網路上假裝失戀打苦情牌耶。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3faFCTTTFd
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「應該是。」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgpcvStT7v
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當下，我只覺得很失望。
因為我真的把他當朋友，還很認真的為他抱不平，也真心希望他能夠從情傷走出來，即便當時的我也處於痛苦中。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCF5bilftq
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但又是一個該死的騙子。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApxqDVqAd9
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我沒有戳破他，只是不再理他。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnD3J9nKBSH
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某天他突然又傳訊息來。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRWqaUxh7Q
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「自從上次一起去燈會，妳就不太理我了，是因為我跟妳開玩笑嗎？抱歉，當時我心情不好，因為想到她，我覺得妳或許可以代替她陪著我，才會…」461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcP17Kstw6
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我翻了個大白眼，沒有回覆。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8c5mlzdAhA
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阿德利玩兩個不同的交友軟體，使用「附近的人」這功能，偏偏，他的家在我公司附近，而他的公司在黑兔子家附近。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYlNanvmoe
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人，真的不能做壞事。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIlXuqqJhX
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完。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquQryGFSji
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附註：阿德利也是企鵝的一種品種，同樣是有偷吃案例的企鵝。
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