企鵝,是一夫一妻制的動物,聽起來很棒,但仍有例外。
世界上最小的企鵝品種「小藍企鵝」,就是最佳的不忠誠代表。
牠們總是會在保護著自己老婆的同時,對別隻企鵝的老婆流口水。
所以母企鵝生出來的小企鵝常常不知道是不是爸爸的種。491Please respect copyright.PENANAXGe2vOzYoe
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【番外篇:一起去燈會的阿德利】491Please respect copyright.PENANAZsvwpLl3fJ
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故事的主角是第16篇出現的,一起去看燈會的朋友,就叫他阿德利吧。491Please respect copyright.PENANAVBzRdslY51
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阿德利是我在交友軟體認識的,那個時候我正在假裝自己很快樂。491Please respect copyright.PENANALGJdX42Y4o
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我總是在跟阿德利聊天時搞笑,要不然就是嗆他,他也會立刻反嗆回來。
我們幾乎天天在說話,但很少有什麼對話是有意義的。491Please respect copyright.PENANAYAc1ArNbGd
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我說「蝦子為什麼要有殼,麻煩。」491Please respect copyright.PENANAX8PSAWm3NL
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他回「老闆又在碎念。」491Please respect copyright.PENANA1H7OUvrvPW
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我再回「蝦仁沒殼但是很難吃。」491Please respect copyright.PENANAi1ZuFwlOFM
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他又回「我姐叫我去租DVD。」491Please respect copyright.PENANA6tegmIK49D
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有時候我們只是這樣自顧自的說話。491Please respect copyright.PENANA2FR88QTO5O
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「我剛看到一隻狗。491Please respect copyright.PENANAWOMil1aRuM
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長得很像你。」491Please respect copyright.PENANA2asqQRrcgu
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「靠。491Please respect copyright.PENANAGmfF9wY1os
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我昨天也看到一隻豬像妳。」491Please respect copyright.PENANAWv3hVcl8yn
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有時候我們就是會這樣故意嗆對方。491Please respect copyright.PENANAkpDL3vuNSj
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某天,他不太對勁。491Please respect copyright.PENANASZYznfD8Uw
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就在我又打了什麼沒意義的話之後,他反常的回「嗯,妳吃過飯了嗎?」491Please respect copyright.PENANABs69LjtwZS
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我抬頭看看時鐘,中午,他上班的休息時間。491Please respect copyright.PENANAU2sZ9W5Swe
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「還沒。」491Please respect copyright.PENANAhveFqPYXD1
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「要陪我吃中飯嗎?」491Please respect copyright.PENANAjMftsdb0RF
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「好啊。」491Please respect copyright.PENANAU4oyRolP1C
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我們就見面了。491Please respect copyright.PENANASp3SE7vfc6
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阿德利和我吃飯時只是不停地說「妳本人跟網路上一樣好笑,腦袋都在裝什麼?整天說一些白痴的事情…」491Please respect copyright.PENANAWhYOVzFCTn
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吃完飯,他送我回家,下車前,我問「發生什麼事了嗎?」491Please respect copyright.PENANAaPjgn3vD9g
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他握著方向盤,沒看我。491Please respect copyright.PENANAVd71XYGIwA
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「她交男朋友了。」491Please respect copyright.PENANAypLPsirzku
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「誰?」491Please respect copyright.PENANAyVsVCTI1KL
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「前女友。」491Please respect copyright.PENANAdKe3utxIC5
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「嗯。」491Please respect copyright.PENANAFt0SmFbU8U
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他繼續沉默。491Please respect copyright.PENANA2tQWyQlGjQ
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「那我回去了,你想跟我說的話,我今天在線上不會嗆你,也不開玩笑。」491Please respect copyright.PENANAIjPcfSLs8F
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說完,我就開門下車。491Please respect copyright.PENANAL04dAkhRdm
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當天晚上,他說了他的故事,他還沒忘記前女友,而前女友早已將他拋下,自顧自的談起新的戀愛。491Please respect copyright.PENANAXsVOTmGS48
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分手的原因,是女孩和別的男生搞曖昧。但分手後,女孩仍將他當成好用的工具人,沒有完全離開他的生活。491Please respect copyright.PENANA87ieepx4SK
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也許是一種同病相憐的感覺,又或是移情作用,把他和自己的遭遇某些部份重疊了,那天晚上我很生氣,覺得為什麼比較傻的人都得被欺負。491Please respect copyright.PENANA0rfzVT2tYm
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那種同仇敵愾的感覺,讓我把阿德利當成很好的朋友(或戰友),過了幾天,我也把張先生的事情毫無保留地告訴了他。491Please respect copyright.PENANATejop1FE4D
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然後,我們那些沒意義的對話開始改變,大多時間,我們在訴說心情跟為彼此打氣,希望對方早日離開現狀。491Please respect copyright.PENANAxBeZW0GALC
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「我要去中部出差,想順便去看燈會,妳要不要跟我一起去?」491Please respect copyright.PENANA6n2rCE6Vjc
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「要。」
我回得很快,因為我實在需要透氣。491Please respect copyright.PENANAjO9U8V7f7G
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阿德利去見客戶的時候,我在車上等他,等著等著就睡著了。491Please respect copyright.PENANA4ltW1f8Jio
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模模糊糊中,有人在摸我的臉。491Please respect copyright.PENANAjrllGaf53x
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我張開眼睛,阿德利已經回到車上,正在把我的頭髮勾到耳後。491Please respect copyright.PENANA7F2F7lhbuJ
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我彈起來。491Please respect copyright.PENANAkBdHbJeNfT
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「幹嘛!」491Please respect copyright.PENANAhtSneHeC3H
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然後馬上覺得自己喊得太大聲。491Please respect copyright.PENANAWPa29Oub8n
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「妳頭髮都掉到臉上了,等下口水沾到頭髮。」491Please respect copyright.PENANATWlaI6cYuW
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「我哪有流口水!」
一邊說,我一邊摸嘴角檢查。491Please respect copyright.PENANABZNE8kX7CA
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈哈…」491Please respect copyright.PENANAY6n6BswGxK
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「笑屁啊。」491Please respect copyright.PENANA9yaY9MCSM5
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「妳也是有可愛的時候嘛。」491Please respect copyright.PENANAvqneB7jGse
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「………」491Please respect copyright.PENANAvl278wRzkX
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「剛剛睡覺的時候很正啊,我差點就親下去了,結果妳一起來就這麼吵。」491Please respect copyright.PENANA09p1bkR7Zv
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「………」491Please respect copyright.PENANANU2Q88Vy7Q
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我皺起眉頭,所以他剛剛真的有摸我的臉。491Please respect copyright.PENANAU9wtcaGCUZ
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「幹嘛不講話?害羞喔?」他還在笑。491Please respect copyright.PENANAehek2GkuMW
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「阿德利。」491Please respect copyright.PENANAjc1QxZLleP
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「嗯?」491Please respect copyright.PENANALlL15DmFLO
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「你開的玩笑不好笑,這樣會讓人覺得你很輕浮,而且我也沒有在跟你搞曖昧,這樣不好。」491Please respect copyright.PENANAk4dd3JDOgf
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他突然止住笑容。491Please respect copyright.PENANAahkU3v2gaz
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「對不起。」491Please respect copyright.PENANATyF0979eaA
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「嗯。」491Please respect copyright.PENANATTSBaVk0SH
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尷尬的沉默持續了一陣子,我提起別的話題,兩人像沒事一樣繼續聊天,但我覺得已經有什麼地方不對了。491Please respect copyright.PENANApBnmBpC52z
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回家後,我沒有繼續再思考這件事。491Please respect copyright.PENANAyBvVfInII9
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隔了幾天卻有新的超展開。491Please respect copyright.PENANAqMAbmvLXOx
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「欸,跟妳一起去看花燈的男生是不是這個?」491Please respect copyright.PENANAynw9FK7thn
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黑兔子傳來一封訊息,附上一張手機截圖。491Please respect copyright.PENANAl9OK5u1zpI
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那是另一個交友軟體,但照片和名字都是阿德利。491Please respect copyright.PENANAI3vIGUIUty
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「對啊。」491Please respect copyright.PENANAX01IG3Enje
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「他加我好友耶。」491Please respect copyright.PENANAXm6ZgyqHw7
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「嗯,妳加啊,我跟他只是朋友。」491Please respect copyright.PENANAy11Ze7yXoX
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「我知道,所以我加了,然後我想讓妳看一下我們的對話。」491Please respect copyright.PENANAbSNFrA03XB
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她連著傳來好幾張對話截圖。491Please respect copyright.PENANA34hBlXOtaw
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阿德利才剛認識黑兔子,馬上說了他失戀的事情。491Please respect copyright.PENANAYyUlv3lrDE
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不過,看起來是另一個故事。491Please respect copyright.PENANADyFFtAJ9fA
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「女友劈腿,跟自己的朋友在一起,同時被女友和朋友背叛,心很痛,想要尋求慰藉。」大概是這樣的故事。491Please respect copyright.PENANAggGeS7vYhY
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女友的年紀及個性等等,也和我知道的不同。491Please respect copyright.PENANAd3sIetY6cl
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「他是有幾個女友啊?」黑兔子問。
阿德利的事情,我也和她說過。491Please respect copyright.PENANA7MTMe6PgBd
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「我不知道。」491Please respect copyright.PENANAeVployc0mF
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「看起來是專門在網路上假裝失戀打苦情牌耶。」491Please respect copyright.PENANAniOUbdPUEQ
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「應該是。」491Please respect copyright.PENANA8FutfEbYqR
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當下,我只覺得很失望。
因為我真的把他當朋友,還很認真的為他抱不平,也真心希望他能夠從情傷走出來,即便當時的我也處於痛苦中。491Please respect copyright.PENANAvgBi79ttPu
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但又是一個該死的騙子。491Please respect copyright.PENANAFNfFIR6xlM
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我沒有戳破他,只是不再理他。491Please respect copyright.PENANAB38WpGABVf
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某天他突然又傳訊息來。491Please respect copyright.PENANA2kfJUiJOLE
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「自從上次一起去燈會,妳就不太理我了,是因為我跟妳開玩笑嗎?抱歉,當時我心情不好,因為想到她,我覺得妳或許可以代替她陪著我,才會…」491Please respect copyright.PENANAYsFVnFb7OF
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我翻了個大白眼,沒有回覆。491Please respect copyright.PENANAB0vDwTTLH9
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阿德利玩兩個不同的交友軟體,使用「附近的人」這功能,偏偏,他的家在我公司附近,而他的公司在黑兔子家附近。491Please respect copyright.PENANAU8BfPdf8R3
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人,真的不能做壞事。491Please respect copyright.PENANAGt1E1acAro
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附註:阿德利也是企鵝的一種品種,同樣是有偷吃案例的企鵝。
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