「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWg2J12VvWB
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58yFJjnqWD
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「我想和妳上床。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqHLkUu4iR
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RhAr2Kf2z
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLB8OaK4Qcq
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFYx6L1hY7
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaSLT6h714
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeBDMaVE76
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwB5hcXnVRg
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwc0U603CU
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「你女朋友呢？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlsP7dC5Hx
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「哪一個？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqqL6HWdkr
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2ZafPV3d2
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「兩個。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvECxzoIEYO
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMZGs8USiu
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43LufzhcBf
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtgJQTNwq6
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「對。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwD4MAAWupH
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWrPP6MT4K
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZvniABhlY
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRpRQhBb1H
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgqqJC09wp
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPnpdDsjcB
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTH7XjKrPy2
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6F84K6GlmD
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1hW1Qs5qs
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfkZiujaiO
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQraNYunYms
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUrc7F3XcR
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「你真的很有事……」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKFrcyaZDW
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「所以妳願意嗎？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3mlO9Vj5y
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyH3C5vk1p
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「嗯。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vRkffEn6c
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvggIjCAgPM
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKC4c2KDT1
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8M9IV6hKn
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlbr1DodAJ
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsii6vOaZw6
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「也可以這麼說。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8uwK0vGhp
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9i4mGlQdkt
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwOr2Ytu30
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「走吧！」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXoEgiuzlS
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「走去哪！？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2aHxr8Mpd
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXEhm4edgv
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「我要回家！」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRzEofswmb
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「嗯。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAYsEPLzSz
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SXP7gueIp
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaQJVh6sVW
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEc2v9zbgn
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待續。
