「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0l5qZ6aJ3
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDJKFh2khr
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「我想和妳上床。」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yCuKPhj9q
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaln2KGx2QM
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrw5PWMB0rO
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJUW4rrVuE
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrvzwjqDDn
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPrfmMw7D5
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuUyLU5f5D
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpxQOu3g9R
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「你女朋友呢？」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGv4FFGgCs
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「哪一個？」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVuWNX1qbx
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFDq0ncQ36
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「兩個。」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfBDGS7003
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtOQMHtNtN
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTuGDjDJX4
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmroOWBOZ2z
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「對。」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQT4mslySv
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EWRTD16ir
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5yVTHuiUu
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35IHUJcomU
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2thmxgxuvs
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0n3m8CUzV
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRY6F9Ofys4
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYPyEoHFyW
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUVbJlXqkK
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbKaMtr1W6
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLPi1OY39G
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGC53Wen5hK
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「你真的很有事……」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ggEWVCDhU
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「所以妳願意嗎？」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXBlCX3uiC
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80oc4zVsE3
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「嗯。」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHO0BU1VmXR
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IZi49yfMa
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltnCcuJFPf
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOg9rDbxBB
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xkeP8eYgB
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1nwUICQUs
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「也可以這麼說。」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtfzvTULlZ
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUZqmdZcSe
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYQwEuE1dT
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「走吧！」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLYXLPL05Y
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「走去哪！？」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkamJ6vBzzy
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95xY1lFurI
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「我要回家！」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeR48fCDdy
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「嗯。」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNLgB9HnYz
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpvkwicBjT
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEhGFPvTiB
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「…………」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7V82sL0vp
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「我想和妳576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3T6QnFFvt
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqYJjOfnNI
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待續。
