「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dh4yKcGzd
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpV1rbSz3tG
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「我想和妳上床。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHFd71jgkY
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlajKAJ6pAC
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQA1jwSP88R
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxHOlMwbeB
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGaKzqNxVW
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeogfPy0tGK
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aTH6ZrMt3
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsDznlBrnZ
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「你女朋友呢？」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ327e0UYVF3
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「哪一個？」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWlKkpWvIg
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkoheu43AFe
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「兩個。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbGgQhn2db
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FJXPF7zMh
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ433yF7g1Vm
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVVPQ2Xssa
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「對。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmX8Ink8s2u
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwuKSrR7EA
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANULurLNiE
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFA39S0S8hm
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMel3fZ6zD
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnruw2C7Fdf
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72Nstx7kbN
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZNPMQiVpP
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwOipV5VWf
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbhVU9JAUb
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1FppzIOUT
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyAFYTnNJU
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「你真的很有事……」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EHKScSRnI
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「所以妳願意嗎？」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUebZOzbeh
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFseY5rclZn
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「嗯。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBM09zO9AQ
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTOU9rJkRI
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisK67XUjDH
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5kiIdMjpI
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg11x7vXB5U
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiKNuapcyd
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「也可以這麼說。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbu98HB6rrb
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBz0UbWsox
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pqUqHKJmI
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「走吧！」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1LkhZndya
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「走去哪！？」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9A7LDJZ408
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8zhrRaI2v
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「我要回家！」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBYgZesaNi
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「嗯。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYq920HpruL
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RdIU1lvXK
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdh3cMYuUwq
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「…………」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGt4bW1cun
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「我想和妳608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrKzXtzZS2
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHD20k1Spw
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待續。
