番外篇L：美人計446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUmpHOvScg
446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2pWPKbl5h
「Martin BB你依家做緊咩啊？」446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfNF1V2rOg
救命，我未曾回覆了一個曖昧的訊息後，便立即想嘔出來息。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLd8nQ1CqI
可是聊天對象，即是Martin也秒速回覆了我：446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3wtgqNinD
「我喺到睇緊電緊啊，琪琪豬」446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsbsPIvidZ
媽啊！誰是你的「琪琪豬」了！446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn50X53sHhD
我真的沒有這個勇氣再繼續與他聊下去了……446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYyZCHXfeX
446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkOydjD5av
我龔欣琪與男生交往無數，並從他們身上獲取數之不盡的利益便宜。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbNzaDppgT
雖然看似我是一個專玩弄感情的婊子一樣，不過那些前任我都算是曾經真心喜歡過他們，那怕只有一秒鐘也好。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fKRTlMYkz
然而，此刻這個正在與我互傳嘔心訊息的Martin，喜歡他零點一秒都嫌多。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTMMhE1Gw5
不，應該是說我今生都不會看上他一眼，更完全不會對他產生非份之想。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuL5vlsAeyC
若不是Mandy及 Alvin對我有恩，我不才會出手協助今次事件。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6Y8yGeoMO
446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqnGyLOwZY
「叮—鈴—」446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUysqmaodJ
「琪琪豬做咩唔覆我啊？」446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIWwnUPHfe
「喺咪嬲咗我啊？」446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjSqACRrKy
「錫翻，呵翻」446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXM9eGfxZO
「快啲覆我啦」446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bxs8CpOQ0
我只是閒置了一分鐘而已，那傢伙就已經不斷在向我傳送海量的詢問。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDByPBK2xE1
待事件完結後，我一定會把他扔到大西洋餵鯊魚。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEA01LMA1F
446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnnteiIXS5
但為何我與他會「發展」得如此迅速。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuT0M28RoN
那就要回到大約半個月前，即是Mandy有求於我的一個星期後。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHV9EzZKK2q
446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOK3uzffR5n
某天放學時，我站在了學校的庭園某個角落等待著某人的出現。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB65u8nP7Yo
而我正等待中的那個人，並不是我任何一個前度或是現任男友。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0ZQMHge4G
雖然在一眾男友當中，某幾個或許都能協助我妥當完成這次的碟中諜計劃。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIL5YoM3rya
但Mandy吩咐過事情一定要保密，而那些前度現任似乎也不太可信了。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpyXjG3K5Q
因此免於Alvin的計劃胎死腹中，我還是拜託了那個人為我收集情報。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruW1Uv72BD
446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcj5SDyLUvj
「Laura，唔好意思要你停。」446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZJZaHFEyf
然而，一說曹操，曹操就到了。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJPZ628kbl
這個正向我揮手的人，也是我初中的同班同學，有「狼」之稱的Fazer。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCN9c0DlSW
446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF67gLzO9vw
「唔喺啊，等咗一陣咋嘛。」我隨即也向Fazer說道。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLInOh2gfWR
而他便從斜孭袋裡拿出了一份對摺的文件，並交到我手上。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4unMjvn2us
「你要我幫手調查嘅資料喺哂到。」446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0LfbWnviY
「唔該你。」我接過文件時便與他道謝。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ekm0w176D
446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRIDS3KWhJ
接著，Fazer也整理了一下自己的斜孭袋後再說：446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbR0amLSdI
「舉手之勞，Alvin同Mandy出到聲，我一定會幫……啊，我仲有下一單委託要做，走先。」446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUrc1IXZhw
「嗯，唔阻你啦，Bye！」我馬上也向他揮手道別。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpovPABBUBK
而他也隨即急步離開了庭園。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYN78RA9prN
446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFM6oBGKs7
為了對付Martin，要Fazer從百忙之中幫我找出這些資料，真是辛苦他了。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNbLFTOzmm
日後有機會要一定要找上他與Mandy及Alvin等人來一個初中聚會才行。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQZQ4Xco9Q
然而，說到了初中，其實此刻我手上的文件，也就是關於Martin，我另一位初中同學的所有個人資料。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3enWgQolQx
446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1y33Bw1PJq
這份資料非常詳盡地列出了所有關於Martin的事項。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqinrdJ2Ag
包括他的身高體重、出生日期及地點、校內成績、校外活動等。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KHnqxpXro
但Fazer這傢伙竟然連Martin的父母工作職業都一併列出。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UXcOOIGyu
他到底是如何做得到的……446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPrdeMbJMO
446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnO3w4Aqse
不過這不是重點，重點是我必須要確定，到底我能在Martin身上獲得甚麼的利益便益，才不會白白浪費我這一次的犧牲。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZv1djc3Qw
不過，正當我在看到了Martin父親的工作是「影音器材商店老闆」。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CTHJ8T1dE
大腦隨即靈機一動，想到了我都是時候要更換一下家中的影音設備了。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCw2Hf579WU
因為私下其實我都有在家中拍自己彈奏鋼琴的影片上傳到YouTube上。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyOx7dX2sQ
但是我最近也發現了負責收音的麥克風似乎出現了一點毛病，影響了整段錄音的音質。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFYLwUtlbo
所以看來Martin這傢伙還有一丁點的利用價值呢。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wQ68rxnAy
446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeaFW0oaq6
於是在隔天午飯時候，我便按照了Fazer的資料提供。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuqZN4oslZ
在學校附近的一間快餐店找到了Martin的蹤影。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7k9qDYW39a
然而，看著他隻身一人在餐廳裡孤苦伶仃地看著飯。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lrw3nL2S4
就發現他正如資料所說，在升上高中後，未能結交太多的朋友。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdW10V6U8J
或許同班的同學會對他避而遠之，都是因為他那糟糕的性格。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2OJkXPf5S
不過，只有他一個人的話，也有利於我去接近他。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQI1psGXFfT
446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlXCI81v5L
雖然搭訕一事，對我來說簡直是易如反掌。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKYDGrd0bn
男生通常被我隨便撒一下嬌，就會立即變得言聽計從。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcwizBIWGZ
不過昨晚我還是先在大腦中進行了上百次的模擬搭訕。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhC0JPuecrQ
因為這次搭訕講求能在最短時間內接近對方，並使其御下心防，令對方相信自己是一伙。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlsCU4TeiQ
然後就盡最大所能套出對方的全盤計劃及打算。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcV9B5nxct
因此，其實我都特別挑選了數個方法，來試圖令Martin迷倒於我。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2yHojhD8S
當然色誘也是其中一個方法，不過希望這個方法不用派上用場就好了。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFdF62gYr4
446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpediZXSl4o
接下來，我也慢慢地走到了Martin的後方，並用著溫柔的語氣說：446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJedK7Fai5K
「咦，呢個咪Martin！點解你會喺到嘅？」446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6ySaj6rtG
我先假扮此刻與他的相遇看似是一個偶然。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslBCcXrSnj
446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiO4RJT8FQ
「我平時都會嚟呢到食晏。」他很快就與我說道。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2la67dZU8
這也代表我的搭訕計劃，第一步成功達成了。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4I6E78Hpak
接著就是把他帶到我的領域之內，從而使他對我產生興趣。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8FEkzlfXK
446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOvcnlm2kD
「喺咩，我平時嚟呢到都唔見你嘅，睇嚟我哋今日真喺好有……緣、份啦。」446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2z63txrpV
我刻意把「緣份」二字拖長來讀，目的是為了誘導他。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFvEEuMEKJ
然而，我與他有緣個鬼！446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKYCGQUUpF
要不是這是計劃的一部份，我根本就沒有興趣知道他會到那裡吃午飯。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcd7CixAuAc
446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKL6L5iD8rp
「哇，睇嚟我哋真喺好有緣份啦！」而他都馬上雙眼發光似的看著我。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8EVmsU1V3
看來正如Mandy覆述Alvin所說的一樣，Martin這個人非常渴求愛情。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzMp0bbCqL
因此會經常做一些與星座及緣份有關的研究，希望能藉此能找到自己的另一半。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRw8YB8RwAm
446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhlps5mL4A
於是我便順勢再嬌嗔地說：「我哋初中同班已經好有緣，估唔到今日又會比我哋巧遇，睇嚟我哋嘅緣份仲未完。」446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcp0JfcV9Go
我、想、嘔……446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93t5clh0VL
446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3MsdaX2lJ
隨後，我更輕輕地觸摸他的肩膀，再用温婉柔弱的語氣說：「哎呀，人哋有點肚餓添。」446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiTfqR3WyT
被我觸碰了的Martin馬上猶如觸電一樣，整個人從座位彈起身來。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFX9IpOwxaF
並隨即就向我露出了一個興奮的表情，並問道：「你想食咩啊？我買比你啊！」446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXmmBjW95C
446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡED0gH3b0rD
我只是輕輕地碰一碰，他就如同發情了的小狗一樣，變得言聽計從，並毫不遮掩面上猥瑣的表情。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIQNvTnYAu
到底他是多麼渴求與異性的接觸呢……446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5yASACdil
難怪Elaine也會對他畏懼三分，不，應該是畏懼「百」分才對。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtcBJFZhlf
然而說到底，我真的要與這一個人「交往」嗎。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLu8HsZUb5
我有選擇「不要」的選項嗎……446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZvCMiFLq5
446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoBWq42bEm
不過，自快餐店那天起，我都的確成功接近了Martin。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMRUpGJZwV
並很快就被他表白了。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfmVCHBxts
過程被比想像中順暢及快速，令我意想不到，甚至是嚇了一跳。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUK6ev3Yyjj
到底是我的搭訕魅力成功吸引到他。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWSNzRn6vS
還是他真的非常飢渴，很想與異性建立關係呢……446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKh6bkKoUQB
446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdMnrV0MSb
不過既然Alvin打算速戰速決。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmU3TLgNJdW
所以這麼快就能與他結下關係，也不是甚麼壞事。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQZS9YRgDz
算是為了讓我能夠盡早脫離與Martin的關係。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNR0K722HV
446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGOLrJuLyc
而過程中，我也在一邊向Martin套出計劃同時，一邊向Mandy報告。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInjfFIoYj6
但是，隨著時間的流逝，我也越來越討厭Martin這個人。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmYl7d2pj1
因為他竟然在與我聊天時，提及了許多Mandy的壞話。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pZYvo1ifJ
說甚麼Mandy眼光差、無腦，才會搭上Alvin。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzYdA5cLdm
又取笑Mandy及Alvin的分手是因為她們二人都是傻子。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllSmFJ2SiU
446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtx5QcsDmwJ
我可以容忍他取笑Alvin。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMVc1W9zHc
不過拿Mandy來開玩笑，我真的完全容忍不能。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphFxLXwDG5
但此刻的我，還是只能繼續沉住氣假裝認同他。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEeAEpHSo9
因為現在的我，都可不想把計劃搞垮。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhWWkIPrcT
希望能夠親眼看著這個說我知己壞話的人遭到報應的一刻。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwwbI4EeX7
446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQO7QZ1I5rJ
當然除了Alvin的反擊外，我都一樣會想辦法要令他跌到谷底，永不翻身。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfw2zUrD8nX
而這時候也就是我那些前度男友發揮作用的時候了。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRF25lg0hTP
反正與都就快到達三個月的時限，我也是時候要換過一批男友。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryA8X1OyG4
並可以順便被黑鍋扔到Martin身上，到時候肯定會有好戲看了。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY20nTItW9g
單是幻想一下畫面，都已經令我感到無比興奮。446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5QGCzxqE7
446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6joumHfF0I
待續……446Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xQqiHdkJg
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