番外篇L：美人計559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksnOkommeJ
559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UDRPqs21X
「Martin BB你依家做緊咩啊？」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnkwsMLnS1
救命，我未曾回覆了一個曖昧的訊息後，便立即想嘔出來息。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3GaoGcn7W
可是聊天對象，即是Martin也秒速回覆了我：559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3yNHQ3Vuz
「我喺到睇緊電緊啊，琪琪豬」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmH6tK1lp3n
媽啊！誰是你的「琪琪豬」了！559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlWjlE8DV7
我真的沒有這個勇氣再繼續與他聊下去了……559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWmkfLHe58
559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYTV78tRLR
我龔欣琪與男生交往無數，並從他們身上獲取數之不盡的利益便宜。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CarEE6bWd
雖然看似我是一個專玩弄感情的婊子一樣，不過那些前任我都算是曾經真心喜歡過他們，那怕只有一秒鐘也好。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfrcwN2RuA
然而，此刻這個正在與我互傳嘔心訊息的Martin，喜歡他零點一秒都嫌多。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFrC3clvRT
不，應該是說我今生都不會看上他一眼，更完全不會對他產生非份之想。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzOSqmaQ0o
若不是Mandy及 Alvin對我有恩，我不才會出手協助今次事件。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DEEoTERRv
559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPFoqcEzer
「叮—鈴—」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLhklclDAw
「琪琪豬做咩唔覆我啊？」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOHBnUTflv
「喺咪嬲咗我啊？」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEHNRwKMXf
「錫翻，呵翻」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTu5adjlMBW
「快啲覆我啦」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvrfJIl8OQ
我只是閒置了一分鐘而已，那傢伙就已經不斷在向我傳送海量的詢問。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztOuZ85uwY
待事件完結後，我一定會把他扔到大西洋餵鯊魚。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhA3I9ZFhkt
559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLFT0X8YTX
但為何我與他會「發展」得如此迅速。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUhO2jHcQF
那就要回到大約半個月前，即是Mandy有求於我的一個星期後。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCR2CicPwJ
559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZgdpmPhPH
某天放學時，我站在了學校的庭園某個角落等待著某人的出現。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSo6GX7nTZ
而我正等待中的那個人，並不是我任何一個前度或是現任男友。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajn6DK0nBd
雖然在一眾男友當中，某幾個或許都能協助我妥當完成這次的碟中諜計劃。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthuRosvlpi
但Mandy吩咐過事情一定要保密，而那些前度現任似乎也不太可信了。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7xBRxuoDd
因此免於Alvin的計劃胎死腹中，我還是拜託了那個人為我收集情報。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7S9Uj4nOoC
559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5orAvfbZVx
「Laura，唔好意思要你停。」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gxWhwkD44
然而，一說曹操，曹操就到了。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAj9yX5JZiV
這個正向我揮手的人，也是我初中的同班同學，有「狼」之稱的Fazer。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJe6hlneuCu
559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMU5PhiXhlH
「唔喺啊，等咗一陣咋嘛。」我隨即也向Fazer說道。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxew7zqEobt
而他便從斜孭袋裡拿出了一份對摺的文件，並交到我手上。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ptEdlATvl
「你要我幫手調查嘅資料喺哂到。」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwqW6k5CAZ
「唔該你。」我接過文件時便與他道謝。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDn2zIjktG
559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomPb0Uso2Y
接著，Fazer也整理了一下自己的斜孭袋後再說：559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywd1hybr9o
「舉手之勞，Alvin同Mandy出到聲，我一定會幫……啊，我仲有下一單委託要做，走先。」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEnoGSKv5H
「嗯，唔阻你啦，Bye！」我馬上也向他揮手道別。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZmkdypKWC
而他也隨即急步離開了庭園。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CPPsfGukI
559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOfzEnedut
為了對付Martin，要Fazer從百忙之中幫我找出這些資料，真是辛苦他了。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJJcjfdRiN
日後有機會要一定要找上他與Mandy及Alvin等人來一個初中聚會才行。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXIijhi5zR
然而，說到了初中，其實此刻我手上的文件，也就是關於Martin，我另一位初中同學的所有個人資料。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1tgPV8AkY
559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYLwFNmTCd
這份資料非常詳盡地列出了所有關於Martin的事項。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaLfi4JffV
包括他的身高體重、出生日期及地點、校內成績、校外活動等。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsb0PbDyvl
但Fazer這傢伙竟然連Martin的父母工作職業都一併列出。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fWd34EwNP
他到底是如何做得到的……559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSjJ97LGEM
559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPH6YaLUga
不過這不是重點，重點是我必須要確定，到底我能在Martin身上獲得甚麼的利益便益，才不會白白浪費我這一次的犧牲。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbE0Z07uxeJ
不過，正當我在看到了Martin父親的工作是「影音器材商店老闆」。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQxJU2OG25
大腦隨即靈機一動，想到了我都是時候要更換一下家中的影音設備了。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceUAfv6KDf
因為私下其實我都有在家中拍自己彈奏鋼琴的影片上傳到YouTube上。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LUXpafju6
但是我最近也發現了負責收音的麥克風似乎出現了一點毛病，影響了整段錄音的音質。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡae7JdHzNy3
所以看來Martin這傢伙還有一丁點的利用價值呢。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxaVYjOYIc
559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlHf0tniy3
於是在隔天午飯時候，我便按照了Fazer的資料提供。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeR9Yo1H4kf
在學校附近的一間快餐店找到了Martin的蹤影。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiVOXxlPnn
然而，看著他隻身一人在餐廳裡孤苦伶仃地看著飯。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62c6xlkh3k
就發現他正如資料所說，在升上高中後，未能結交太多的朋友。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABpR6Vhi1l
或許同班的同學會對他避而遠之，都是因為他那糟糕的性格。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeT1yXTgN3B
不過，只有他一個人的話，也有利於我去接近他。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITpyGMa9QM
559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgW0G0phIj
雖然搭訕一事，對我來說簡直是易如反掌。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCo4F976WKb
男生通常被我隨便撒一下嬌，就會立即變得言聽計從。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9ad2Y8XA7
不過昨晚我還是先在大腦中進行了上百次的模擬搭訕。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtjQjDnqi8
因為這次搭訕講求能在最短時間內接近對方，並使其御下心防，令對方相信自己是一伙。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9P3utheMGq
然後就盡最大所能套出對方的全盤計劃及打算。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePOacAR2up
因此，其實我都特別挑選了數個方法，來試圖令Martin迷倒於我。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKpy4FW7FP
當然色誘也是其中一個方法，不過希望這個方法不用派上用場就好了。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRVIlmlijW
559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgF3KsyrsT
接下來，我也慢慢地走到了Martin的後方，並用著溫柔的語氣說：559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqcdZB72yg
「咦，呢個咪Martin！點解你會喺到嘅？」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynSO4XbJtc
我先假扮此刻與他的相遇看似是一個偶然。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16K7J74uqs
559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmB1p4bKHbR
「我平時都會嚟呢到食晏。」他很快就與我說道。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡat1clSCIEz
這也代表我的搭訕計劃，第一步成功達成了。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsVAM97JiE
接著就是把他帶到我的領域之內，從而使他對我產生興趣。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALr6sKWdWs
559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIR7mWNeti
「喺咩，我平時嚟呢到都唔見你嘅，睇嚟我哋今日真喺好有……緣、份啦。」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0j6ruOrmVe
我刻意把「緣份」二字拖長來讀，目的是為了誘導他。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVP3acKizE
然而，我與他有緣個鬼！559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eLIbHWmyq
要不是這是計劃的一部份，我根本就沒有興趣知道他會到那裡吃午飯。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGW00B9QsM
559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxC6GZC8Xi
「哇，睇嚟我哋真喺好有緣份啦！」而他都馬上雙眼發光似的看著我。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1emI2sB6H
看來正如Mandy覆述Alvin所說的一樣，Martin這個人非常渴求愛情。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtfCwjDIYJ
因此會經常做一些與星座及緣份有關的研究，希望能藉此能找到自己的另一半。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qmJ0wgrF7
559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YmxZZHtrj
於是我便順勢再嬌嗔地說：「我哋初中同班已經好有緣，估唔到今日又會比我哋巧遇，睇嚟我哋嘅緣份仲未完。」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPKgEACfmp
我、想、嘔……559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplCfQEdDOJ
559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIdAe8VrCX
隨後，我更輕輕地觸摸他的肩膀，再用温婉柔弱的語氣說：「哎呀，人哋有點肚餓添。」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8RpU0h3yK
被我觸碰了的Martin馬上猶如觸電一樣，整個人從座位彈起身來。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyXMjXOLra
並隨即就向我露出了一個興奮的表情，並問道：「你想食咩啊？我買比你啊！」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMHptx9sjh
559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuurRyZ32AZ
我只是輕輕地碰一碰，他就如同發情了的小狗一樣，變得言聽計從，並毫不遮掩面上猥瑣的表情。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2jvyilS3A
到底他是多麼渴求與異性的接觸呢……559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKesEQa9xm
難怪Elaine也會對他畏懼三分，不，應該是畏懼「百」分才對。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2elDATg9Z
然而說到底，我真的要與這一個人「交往」嗎。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrf09d1KBmV
我有選擇「不要」的選項嗎……559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVAyEiCPTa
559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLV55Yi0a4
不過，自快餐店那天起，我都的確成功接近了Martin。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeHoij0bEY
並很快就被他表白了。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyXMBiwhgz
過程被比想像中順暢及快速，令我意想不到，甚至是嚇了一跳。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqENM2CNstf
到底是我的搭訕魅力成功吸引到他。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVFII1oESS
還是他真的非常飢渴，很想與異性建立關係呢……559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hozyTxoe6
559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MdmAu5eAD
不過既然Alvin打算速戰速決。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8KWDBITfa
所以這麼快就能與他結下關係，也不是甚麼壞事。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WFKzLcC2Z
算是為了讓我能夠盡早脫離與Martin的關係。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4sB08E0Cq
559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sLTYyCF4l
而過程中，我也在一邊向Martin套出計劃同時，一邊向Mandy報告。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMDefnf20n
但是，隨著時間的流逝，我也越來越討厭Martin這個人。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUfSVLrQGe
因為他竟然在與我聊天時，提及了許多Mandy的壞話。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqJ8XcIG1u
說甚麼Mandy眼光差、無腦，才會搭上Alvin。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEzilQz61P
又取笑Mandy及Alvin的分手是因為她們二人都是傻子。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBlYajMUZk
559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXJ30hQt1o
我可以容忍他取笑Alvin。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNpmRlDgIA
不過拿Mandy來開玩笑，我真的完全容忍不能。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThYwl1GSfL
但此刻的我，還是只能繼續沉住氣假裝認同他。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatLl4VcDgT
因為現在的我，都可不想把計劃搞垮。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lCsR3EajF
希望能夠親眼看著這個說我知己壞話的人遭到報應的一刻。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgKVlht72v
559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KAKit98gh
當然除了Alvin的反擊外，我都一樣會想辦法要令他跌到谷底，永不翻身。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRT65hplOCV
而這時候也就是我那些前度男友發揮作用的時候了。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ317bTQByeF
反正與都就快到達三個月的時限，我也是時候要換過一批男友。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZyv3gZqGE
並可以順便被黑鍋扔到Martin身上，到時候肯定會有好戲看了。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqiTfqqelG
單是幻想一下畫面，都已經令我感到無比興奮。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvL7xOxAWr
559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ917vw3I9xi
待續……559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIODS3xQRle
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