第八十一章:計中計748Please respect copyright.PENANAFHO8EcvBUP
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「Felix,我哋行快多兩步啦,我諗Martin都已經到咗我哋課室。」748Please respect copyright.PENANAJAn9pDAH3l
「真喺好想快啲睇下之後會點啊!」748Please respect copyright.PENANAkrm7IGZO4I
此刻,我正與Felix及依玲,三人一同在樓梯上奔跑著。748Please respect copyright.PENANAEl2yJNxoJz
然而,在我們二人後方的依玲對於我們二人的對話,仍然是毫無頭緒。748Please respect copyright.PENANAbWDslzt90P
但因為她是被我強行拉走的,所以都只能夠跟隨我們的步伐返回課室。748Please respect copyright.PENANAIuxRg4X0aB
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正當我們三人也終於經前梯走到上五樓時,已經能從遠處看得到Martin此刻正在我們的課室外面,並且貌似是與Harriet正在爭執著。748Please respect copyright.PENANACmoJOGcEIe
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接下來,我們都很快就抵達了課室,並稍為偷聽一下到底Harriet是與Martin在爭執甚麼事情了。748Please respect copyright.PENANAmK5TjIGZhG
「總之我哋班依家唔會比你入去啦!」Harriet語氣很凝重地向Martin說。748Please respect copyright.PENANAEKIuEsk3fs
但是Martin仍然還是打算硬撐著進我們的課室內。748Please respect copyright.PENANAtnKhe0ia8L
Felix看見好友遇上困難,馬上也一同走上前與Martin爭論起來。748Please respect copyright.PENANAjsYoS5n69x
「喂,Martin!我哋班唔喺話入就入架喎!」748Please respect copyright.PENANA8a1geFelIH
然而,Martin卻一臉不爽地對著他們二人說:「我知你兩個都喺幫住Alvin架!咪哂心機啦!條友啲嘢你哋成班都知架喎!」748Please respect copyright.PENANA3uPdAZ7VAK
「知乜嘢啊?我淨喺知Alvin好靚仔,完!」Harriet馬上就反駁過來。748Please respect copyright.PENANAaDBUjNlAKR
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而看準了時機的我,更順著勢開口說:「算罷啦Martin……我知你好想搞我,但喺收手啦,依家收都仲可以落得切台架。」748Please respect copyright.PENANAcRLQjUd2q8
可是,Martin在聽見了我的聲音後,就馬上轉過身來並冷嘲熱諷地說:748Please respect copyright.PENANAZIIawyJkqx
「你依家求我啊?雖然我唔知你點搞得掂Venus同成個話劇學會。不過我知道你班仲喺分緊派針對緊你架!我乜都知架!」748Please respect copyright.PENANAKdr8pbP2xb
看來Martin這傢伙還真是非常冥頑不靈,但這都不能怪責他的。748Please respect copyright.PENANAX43akf0juY
畢竟,這可是他精心設計打算來陷我於不義的「大計劃」。748Please respect copyright.PENANAPnjRK8NdPh
但我當然都一早「養兵千日,用在一時」,等待他露出馬腳的這一天來臨,並準備賞他一記既隆重又厚禮的回敬了。748Please respect copyright.PENANAyWUBLCmU8k
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「你兩個彈開啦!」Martin一下子用力把Harriet及Felix推開至一旁。748Please respect copyright.PENANAk0I1iIN4qL
然後就走進了我們的課室內,當然這也是我的計劃之一,因為好戲可是在後頭。748Please respect copyright.PENANA3jVqbWUFpv
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「咦?Martin做咩party都未開始就嚟拜訪我哋5F班啊?」748Please respect copyright.PENANAKKPM8Kandv
坐在教師桌上揀選著歌曲播放的Francis在看到Martin後,便立即客氣地問道。748Please respect copyright.PENANAf8i3uN4KMz
然而,這時候我也在他的後方溜進了課室內,並刻意地碰撞了他的肩膊一下,以示挑釁。748Please respect copyright.PENANAyWSdt9TXsx
Martin隨即就情緒非常激動地向著我們班所有人大聲說:「5F班嘅咁多位,你哋都知Alvin一腳踏三船架,喺咪啊?」748Please respect copyright.PENANAPO6Fej4J11
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「喺啊,佢一次過同三個女仔扯上關係啊!」第一個回應Martin的人,是Daisy。748Please respect copyright.PENANAgArWmAodLr
接著,更到Hero開口說:「啱啊,之前我哋都收到條錄音同相指證Alvin呢啲咁衰嘅行為!Leo、Kelly你哋話喺咪啦?」748Please respect copyright.PENANAzp8QQ7oagj
Hero隨即就把發言權拋到身為反對派之首的Leo及Kelly身上。748Please respect copyright.PENANAnQeNg76pBE
而他們二人都立即向我怒目而視,並來勢洶洶的走到了我前方。748Please respect copyright.PENANAYo7efQhA4z
在一旁的Martin更再次竊笑起來,因為佢深信接下來將會有好戲上演,為他增添點樂趣。748Please respect copyright.PENANAi01gQsZQUt
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此刻,全班都沒有人說任何一句話,而是把視線都放在了Leo、Kelly及我三人身上。748Please respect copyright.PENANAzyC7t6Dv1q
但寧靜的氣氛,很快就被站在我面前的Leo,向我舉起拳頭的一瞬間打破。748Please respect copyright.PENANASvQvB7yYAf
他的這一記動作都使得在門口的依玲也立即大聲喊道:「Leo唔好打阿侑啊!」748Please respect copyright.PENANAQjlH55rxqj
然而Leo的拳頭已經向我揮下,並使得依玲立即閉起了雙眼,彷彿不想看到我被揍。748Please respect copyright.PENANAFwafpEOinE
但是,我當然不會被揍了,因為若果Martin是道高一尺,那我就是魔高一丈了……748Please respect copyright.PENANACduR696adh
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Leo在揮下的拳頭的一瞬間轉而拍著我的肩膊,並嬉笑起來圩說:「Alvin你個衰仔做咩會比人知道咗架!」748Please respect copyright.PENANAFPHmIPUTk4
而在他身旁的Kelly馬上也向我偷笑起來,並一邊用手肘輕輕地推撞我的手臀,一邊說:「侑仔做咩唔早啲同姐姐講啦!等姐姐做埋你第四船嘛!」748Please respect copyright.PENANAsnrgEq5MTi
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Leo及Kelly此刻對我的行為,馬上使得班上部份的人都瞪目無言起來了,包括那個剛剛還在竊笑著的Martin。748Please respect copyright.PENANA8Lqn0gClOa
但明明昨天,他們二人還在針對著我一腳踏三船,為什麼現在這一刻卻突然態度一百八十度轉變呢?748Please respect copyright.PENANAuWX688lB1k
那就又要回到我與Mandy在輕鐵商討完「假戲真做」的數天後……748Please respect copyright.PENANARH3L6M2VCR
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「你叫我哋之後要同你做場戲啊?」748Please respect copyright.PENANAVlRImnWsly
Leo在有蓋操場喝了一口剛從小賣部購買的牛奶,並向我問道。748Please respect copyright.PENANApbBblXTWp8
而在他身旁還有Kelly及Hedy二人,她們都一同在聽著我提出的「演戲」請求。748Please respect copyright.PENANAtUbsuYDEHP
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「總之依家我比人針對緊,同埋我收到風對方即將會有新嘅行動,所以我想你哋可以同我一齊做翻場show!從而引嗰個一直偷窺我嘅人快啲露出馬腳!」748Please respect copyright.PENANAkdtSaPE0Wu
我隨即就向他們三人做出了一個九十度的鞠躬。748Please respect copyright.PENANAyu5SqXXLoe
Leo立即放下他的牛奶,並走到我身旁扶起我說著:「你唔洗九十度鞠躬架喎,起翻身先啦!你有困難,我哋一定會出手幫你架!」748Please respect copyright.PENANANe5oV7FOys
「宏仔講得啱啊!同學遇上困難,我哋一定會幫到底架!但我都只喺有啲好奇,點解要搵我哋三個?」748Please respect copyright.PENANAnijWIWpcyw
本來坐在餐桌上的Kelly,也接著跳到地面上問起來。748Please respect copyright.PENANAjuwEe7Bz3f
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而我都馬上挺身起來,並開始解釋著:「其實我都仲有同班入面幾個人有商討今次計劃,然而我哋都覺得喺班入面影響力都算大嘅兩位,如果喺做反對我嘅一方,會好易就吸引到其他唔知情嘅人一齊參與呢場被安排嘅分裂爭執!」748Please respect copyright.PENANAy1gIzJWbHL
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「咁我呢?點解搵埋我?」沒有被我提起的Hedy,都馬上指著自己問道。748Please respect copyright.PENANARCvzhAzhW4
「Hedy,點解我會搵埋你喺因為我覺得件事發生咗之後,有啲女仔都會以為件事喺真。所以可能你要反對我嘅同時,都幫我盡量多啲同個班唔知情但喺又反對我嘅女仔解下話,等佢哋都唔好因為咁就從此嬲咗我。」748Please respect copyright.PENANApDEoXo7yq3
我向Hedy解釋後,她都馬上向我比出了一個「OK」的手勢。748Please respect copyright.PENANAcsQsJB9SX4
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就是這樣,我便在接下來午息時段完結前的時間,都與他們三人再詳細講述一下要如何扮演與我翻臉起來。748Please respect copyright.PENANAKdWZksa3Yb
只是萬萬想不到,在第二天,那個針對我的人就直接動手了,先是推Dan下樓梯,然後再趁我們全班都離開課室的時候,就把那一支擺放了錄音檔的USB放到了我們課室之中。748Please respect copyright.PENANA5WwGI0If2f
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回到來現在的課室裡,Leo及Kelly與我一起嬉笑起來的景象,使得部份不知情的反對派,例如Daisy及Hero,以及還有一直處於狀況外的依玲都完全摸不著頭緒。748Please respect copyright.PENANA5gSJlQs2iN
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「Leo……到底發生咩事啦?」Hero是第一個回過神來並開口問的人。748Please respect copyright.PENANA08eoq4gvfA
然而,他身旁的Merlin就馬上向他解釋起來:「乜你仲未知咩?Leo佢哋同Alvin翻臉都只喺演緊戲咋!」748Please respect copyright.PENANAb2bbraKqMg
「慕留仔,你咁聰明嘅!姐姐我仲以為你真喺信我哋同侑仔翻臉啊!」Kelly在Merlin的話後,馬上指向他讚賞起來。748Please respect copyright.PENANAI0e6yyaXHI
Merlin都隨即露出一個沾沾自喜地樣子,並說:「緊喺知你哋做緊戲啦!大家姐你平時叫我哋男仔喺會中文名再加個仔字,但竟然喺錄音事件個一日,叫Alvin個陣,居然無叫佢做侑仔,所以我即刻就諗到事情唔喺咁簡單,咪一齊扮下嘢囉!」748Please respect copyright.PENANAHL0vQKSNzo
Merlin這傢伙果然是班中的策士,從這麼微小的破綻就看穿了我們的把戲,並主動一同扮演我們班的關係決裂。748Please respect copyright.PENANALBdU2mURb8
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「吓……我有啲唔明喎……」不知情的Daisy也再次開口問道。748Please respect copyright.PENANAYFvXeqnNlu
可是她身後的Hedy也隨即就捉了她的雙手並說:「對唔住啊,Daisy。其實我哋扮緊同Alvin嗌交翻臉,而目的都喺等呢一日。所以一直都瞞住你真喺好對唔住啊!」748Please respect copyright.PENANAAWBBOecMP7
「哦!唔怪得Hedy你成日都同我講唔好咁憎Alvin啦,原來一早就夾定嘅!」748Please respect copyright.PENANA2heeucGtL6
Daisy終於都恍然大悟起來,並不禁向白板前的我們比出一個「讚」的手勢。748Please respect copyright.PENANARHHp77q7XM
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與此同時,其他雖然不是反對派並且不知情的人,在這刻發現了我們原來不是真的翻臉,而是在演戲。748Please respect copyright.PENANAMZdbmeAq7P
因此他們都隨即鬆了一口氣,並開始與我們嬉笑起來。748Please respect copyright.PENANAcB8JqqpUqB
在教師桌前的Francis更突然大聲說:「大家無事,以和為貴就好啦!嚟!等我播翻首ToNick嘅Last Christmas先!」748Please respect copyright.PENANAiWVK3JoKlx
接著他就在電腦上輸入起來,並很快就按下滑鼠。748Please respect copyright.PENANAj6zEjSWweQ
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「Last Christmas 我結識咗你……」748Please respect copyright.PENANAy3VjuXCDzE
音樂隨即就播放起來,我們班裡所有人也開始在歡笑聲下,開始了我們今天愉快的聖誕聯歡會!748Please respect copyright.PENANAtZ6aMtf7Ao
等等,我們是不是忘記了還有一個不是本班的人還在課室之中……748Please respect copyright.PENANAtgoglpW0l8
啊,是Martin,差點就忘了他。748Please respect copyright.PENANAIv00YJUoJ9
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「你哋全部人喺咪痴咗線啊?Alvin一腳踏三船喎?點解你哋會覺得喺OK無問題架?」748Please respect copyright.PENANALja337rUap
看來Martin是因為被我們無視掉,而自尊心再次受創。748Please respect copyright.PENANAIeQIx0vcvF
所以便開始失去冷靜,並破口大罵起來,使得班裡所有人都馬上看著他。748Please respect copyright.PENANAG8Z4nWgxXW
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「人哋一踏三船有咩問題先,何況又唔喺真嘅。」748Please respect copyright.PENANAi8wZHJSzqi
然而,在教師桌的Francis卻拿起了老師用的麥克風大大聲地說道。748Please respect copyright.PENANAeLZAyOdUOW
但Martin就立即大聲反駁起來:「點會喺假架?有相添架喎!我唔喺個朝先擺咗啲相喺你哋班個報紙櫃到,而你哋全部人都睇咗架咩?」748Please respect copyright.PENANA8f9PxHPpt5
Martin,這傢伙終於都在全班面前把真相說出來了。748Please respect copyright.PENANAf6wU6avoDt
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「哦!原來啲相喺你影嘅!咁我真喺要多謝你啦!幫我影咗啲咁靚嘅相,令到我可以贏到冠軍!」748Please respect copyright.PENANAq25On9Gn84
我隨即就走向了Martin的身旁,並把一包檸檬茶遞給了他。748Please respect copyright.PENANAksejL63Zmx
但他沒有領情,只是一臉莫名其妙地看著我說:「冠軍?」748Please respect copyright.PENANAK7J5CW1fE4
然而,他感到疑惑起來的一刻,其實也代表他已經跌入我的圈套之中。748Please respect copyright.PENANA7mBrljllsL
於是我馬上就彈了一下指頭,並向教師桌的Francis說:「Francis,開嚟見我!」748Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZYGq4m9aB
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Francis聽到我的指示後,就馬上打開了課室的投影機並在屏幕上顯示了一張海報。而海報的內容是……748Please respect copyright.PENANASoQOagtINi
「情侶照片徵求比賽:748Please respect copyright.PENANA0nLj4bc0xD
業餘作家徵求各式各樣的情侶照片,來擔任最新作的封面圖748Please respect copyright.PENANA6ZXtPkRD4l
勝出者將可以獲得檸檬茶乙包」748Please respect copyright.PENANAmno0uLRycf
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Martin讀完投影幕上的字詞後,便傻眼了般看著我說:「呢個乜嘢比賽嚟架?點解我無聽過嘅!」748Please respect copyright.PENANAE1AVZEGiZy
「你緊喺無聽過啦,呢個比賽喺隔離班身兼作家嘅Haley所舉辦嘅小型比賽。你掛住要陷害Alvin,緊喺唔知啦!」748Please respect copyright.PENANA9cwv5HjVS9
Mandy在同一時間拿出了多張照片,並放到在投影機上,轉而投映到屏幕上。748Please respect copyright.PENANARyZItcp7b1
而這些照片除了Martin偷拍我的那三張外,更有我們班部份的「情侶」一起拍下的照片。748Please respect copyright.PENANAd5ecgk5wPN
情侶合照包括有已公開了關係的那兩對情侶,Francis與Sherry及Nick與Charlotte。748Please respect copyright.PENANAyxICqhVhq4
另外三張非情侶合照分別是用來湊數及來亂的,包括有一張是Jack公主抱著Ingrid,一張是Devin與Hedy擺出一個非常中二病的姿勢,以及最後一張是Harriet壁咚Felix……748Please respect copyright.PENANAgDj4QrDYHh
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「做咩又拎翻相出嚟啊!」Harriet及Felix再次看到照片時,都不約而同大叫起來。748Please respect copyright.PENANAnbAGpYb5Yx
其他人聽到後都馬上一同大笑起來。748Please respect copyright.PENANAIFT3aDTjHL
然而,Martin這一刻卻是完全處於狀況外,因為那三張相片明明是他精心設計,打算用來分化我與班及Venus的關係。748Please respect copyright.PENANAauPQk69nQK
但意想不到,照片不單止分化失敗,更讓我們把它們用作其他的用途。748Please respect copyright.PENANAQOEqK2lIzX
我們這一下子的計中計,也使得他即使對外界公開那三張照片時,都會被我們與隔壁班以參加情侶照片為由而蒙騙過去。748Please respect copyright.PENANA0X7XqB5gni
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「搞錯啊……Alvin仲有衰嘢架!仲有佢推Dan落樓梯啊!Secret page唔喺瘋傳緊喺Alvin推Dan落樓梯架咩!」748Please respect copyright.PENANAyk6wl9u5As
看著Martin越來越激動起來的情緒,就知道他此刻因為自己的計劃原來都被我逐中識破而開始失去了冷靜。748Please respect copyright.PENANATot0HXBrJt
因為我們全班都可知道,我是有充分的不在場證據。748Please respect copyright.PENANA5NtginNQRX
再加上我們事後有找上了康復後的Dan進行案件重演及翻拍,並再次放到「隱密的學校Secret」的Facebook專頁上。748Please respect copyright.PENANAG1Zzt2vlFM
雖然整段翻拍影片都看似非常的做作,但從而掌握回主流大眾的認知後,都代表翻拍影片是成功的。748Please respect copyright.PENANAHauR2IbPXk
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「推我落樓梯嘅人,又點會喺Alvin呢?」748Please respect copyright.PENANALuBTx13iz6
此時,Dan也突然從課室門口走進來並說。748Please respect copyright.PENANAdqN7E9eera
Martin再次傻眼起來看著突然出現的Dan,因為他知道Dan雖然是受害者,但他都可是目擊了整個過程。748Please respect copyright.PENANAiSIhXRfOIB
然而,Dan都沒有打算給予Martin任何喘息的機會,於是當眾指控他,就是把自己推下樓梯的人了。748Please respect copyright.PENANA7iyyNz3wzO
「哇,原來就喺你!」748Please respect copyright.PENANAAKlHfH1Sot
「推完人仲屈落Alvin到,你喺咪人嚟架!」748Please respect copyright.PENANA17WWCnnvSg
「今次真喺捉到正啦!」748Please respect copyright.PENANAURwlaT7pmm
班裡其他的人立即紛紛指著Martin責罵起來。748Please respect copyright.PENANAAnt2O92sQ3
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可是Martin卻依然如同在砧板上垂死掙扎的死魚一樣。748Please respect copyright.PENANAUSnrK5aqkR
他馬上拿起了手機並衝出我們的班房,在過程更衝上了在門前的依玲及Dan,使得他們二人同時失去平衡。748Please respect copyright.PENANA7Oh4PDQxmy
幸好,我及時飛身扶持著依玲,而Dan都被Leo一手拉住防止跌到。748Please respect copyright.PENANAW8P2PVYf1F
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但這時候Martin卻已經開始在課室外講起電話來,並且對話內容是:748Please respect copyright.PENANAB2p5mtfMWm
「喂,你係咪喺廣播室啊!快啲同我播個段錄音比全校知!」748Please respect copyright.PENANAbBOfKARCMq
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與此同時,我們班都打開了課室的窗口,並一同觀看著外面焦眉苦臉的Martin傾談電話。748Please respect copyright.PENANAbHYwXSuQAc
我身旁的Dan都馬上問道:「喂,你唔洗阻止佢咩?廣播室喎,全校喎!」748Please respect copyright.PENANAukmkpVv69r
然而,我只是神氣自若地問答:「放心啦,一早通知咗隔離班隻狼幫手架啦!」748Please respect copyright.PENANA0AfaAm1elx
而Dan聽到我提及「狼」這字詞,都立即收起擔憂的表情,並嘴巴開始向上揚。748Please respect copyright.PENANALl6rxUXPWM
因為他都知道,我這一次對Martin的回敬是來真的……748Please respect copyright.PENANA4zO6Ho6ZmQ
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「若果要欺騙敵方,那之前必須要欺騙友方,甚至自己」748Please respect copyright.PENANAm5m6sR6CXg
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作者閒聊:第一篇接近四千字的一章!748Please respect copyright.PENANAgHbyBHj2Jx
另外補充一下劇情,在這時候Nick及Charlotte都已經正式公開交往了,他們的故事也會在日後的《校.緣》中登場。(詳見Penana)