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我告訴醫生自己近來經常流鼻血。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95Ic0ywmqv
409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YwbOruX5t
「你的鼻子快要掉落。」醫生簡易檢查後作出如此結論。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJ4ATDzoUW
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我以為他在開玩笑，但他卻認真上網輸入一串長長英文字詞，搜尋結果顯示這是罕見疾病。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6pRWqTgDx
409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWS1lrbFriK
「鼻子擁有自我意識，不甘受制於母體。」醫生有意無意托托眼鏡。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgmyYp6HgA
409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4oMy4pNKg
我無法即時應答——一來不相信世上會有如此奇怪的疾病，二來不知怎樣反應，尤當我看見醫生的鼻子被眼鏡壓歪了，兩個鼻孔位置明顯高低不平。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZwX5ZxG5W
409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YsoeccWsa
「噢！這個……別擔心！這是假鼻。」醫生脫下眼鏡，對鏡調整假鼻：「我的鼻子離家出走，至今下落不明。」409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbXn9TBEo5
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發神經！我馬上衝出診所，遠離這個神經病。好不容易跑回家中，稍為鎮靜下來，才發現自己滿身是血。怎麼了？難道……409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtdS65LOSm
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「呀！呀！呀——」浴室鏡裡，面容扭曲的我沒有鼻子。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJIetVPty4
409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUky5zaNk8Y
接下來的數天，我窩在家裡足不出戶，深怕有人發現我丟失鼻子。新聞報導說有人在街上拾到一個憂傷的鼻子，勸喻失主盡快聯絡警方。望著屏幕畫面上的鼻子不停流鼻水，狀甚可憐，我驀地懷念以往挖鼻的快樂時光……409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4jDsSTow9
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叮噹——409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEC9fvupw7
409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMkxHNiOeh
大門門鈴倏忽響起。我應門。原來是醫生、新聞報導員和攝製隊。他們小心翼翼捧著我的鼻子，用鏡頭記錄我和鼻子重逢一刻。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6iq1ZwVrD
409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNx2mlbTSeI
誰料鼻子拒絕回到原有位置，除非我答應永遠流鼻血。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIRy9lrhen
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「原來鼻子愛上了鼻血，甘願為它放棄安穩生活！真是一段可歌可泣的愛情故事！」醫生果然是醫生，十分理解鼻子。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DfnFX2Ofe
409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTliFDv1fxU
眾人目光聚焦在我身上。我感受到一股無形壓力逼迫我就範。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnX2gEgDhla
409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0igDnPShv4
可是我總不能永遠流鼻血啊！我還要挖鼻、進食、接吻！我的人生絕不能敗在這個任性的鼻子身上！409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyqpkiF53V
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我拒絕鼻子要求。鼻子惱羞成怒，縱身一彈，撞開醫生的假鼻，取代假鼻位置，正式成為醫生的鼻。409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7gVqE9CP1
409Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2gSb0hvVM
鏡頭前，萬千觀眾同時見證醫生鼻血泉湧的動人畫面。
