這段日子使我回想起中學生時代，暑假到了尾聲才發現暑期功課連碰也沒有碰過後的狼狽，主要原因都是因為天天和童桐在一起耍廢，去公園去沙灘去離島，就是不坐到書桌前乖乖做功課。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0vDuuDcQ8
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那時我和童桐意識到自己在開學便會完蛋後，主要應付方法是各自寫我們比較擅長的科目，節省思考時間之，這是童桐的建議。結果是我大部分科目都比童桐擅長，最後全是我寫，她抄，而她多數負責視藝，音樂之類。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxisXnRsRDU
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「好，唔該，唔該晒，拜拜！」情聖掛線。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4uZjGMKhU
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網吧之中我們已經佔了外頭的桌子兩天兩夜，我想起那些遊戲中打劫銀行的計劃板，總之…1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDP21IYkdC
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「嗖」一聲，情聖把確認列表最後一項刪去。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIiOqJemfJ
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第N次的婚禮籌備會議，結束。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigNCmrzfIg
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「全部…搞掂喇！！！」1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmC0a7SfmnJ
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開學囉！！抱歉，不對。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuUhzsciHU
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「呼…」我和Beta喘一口氣，然後把手上的手工啤拿起，我們三人把酒瓶互叩，發出清脆的叩一聲。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51GxfirO79
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「咁樣，你就可以對童桐使出伴娘效應黎追佢喇。」情聖說。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrh41zMBRC4
1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IwLPk0ZCg
「明明呢個咩伴娘效應係你作出黎，然後我就同你捱到依加，點解有種俾你只氹左上賊船既感覺？」我問。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkMzsHAi5r
1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEn5I4MGyYs
「有d咁既事？雪…」他一邊喝下啤酒一邊移開了眼。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFeW3jmDYc
1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDak0qKumHT
「依加你對呢場婚禮掌握係百分之一百，呀遊。」Beta說，「相反，童桐只知道皮毛，你已經將戰場設定係自己擅長既地方。」1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW38AmZaZ3z
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「請唔好講到情聖結婚搞到好似上戰場咁。」我說。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfADwa0u7ZX
1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFe8QNxYNh6
「你之後仲會過黎呢邊架嘛？」Beta問，「定專心做人夫？」1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpN3tKr4Zlp
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「盡量黎啦。」情聖說。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDPJkFZrg6
1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKDSS4fW0b
「其實我有個問題想問好耐。」我說，「點解你會咁突然話結婚就結婚？」1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8cjFrwrME
1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aGKNmGQq7
「…嗯，點講好呢。」情聖說，「其實唔太重要，我地互相鐘意對方，呢層就梗…而且最重要係，我地發現自己已經唔可能無左對方？不過講到尾，應該係因為你。」1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0Is4WpaRg
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「下？」1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ih9hV2iMd
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情聖和她的老婆，大家都是在夜場中結識。雖說情聖的風流史足夠在網上講故台寫個三部曲還要全故重甜，但是同樣地也有壞處。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3hfmyP78n
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第一是他在女生眼中同樣是夜場USB，萬能插之類，尋歡的那種關係倒還好，但是情聖有時也想有肉體以外的慰藉，有人聽聽他的心情之類，但因為那些稱號，他其實很難發展認真的關係。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepx25g6ZLB
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第二就是因為女生在型英帥靚正的他面前變得易得到手，他發現自己再沒法珍惜一段關係，正因為易得到，所有關係在他眼中也變得廉價，他漸漸變得自我厭惡起來。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkN3H0YnPk3
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「講真，其實係因為你。」1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRmzx0nUGi
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直到看到我追求童桐，這是他的說法。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX08sNymMcf
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「屌，你做老襯又關我事？」我說。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVcuewlfeD
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他淺笑：「你咁樣全心全意咁樣追童桐，對我黎講其實相當耀眼。」1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoArh3x7Pkx
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「我…邊有咁。」1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtc02DIqH9
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「梗係有，我甚至以為你會對妍妍沉船，點知無。」情聖說，「愈見你對童桐全情投入，雖然有時會覺得好on9，又愈有種…懷念既感覺，我中學後已經無試過咁樣真係只鐘意一個人，一個女仔就係我既全世界咁樣，我漸漸發現自己竟然有D羨慕你。」1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsfIU2JYuU
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「喂起晒雞皮…你睇Beta個樣。」1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fzqy8vv5I
1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJDFVx8prG
Beta的樣子相當微妙，似笑非笑，又不是生氣，是那種在看著別人即將中伏準備看戲的樣子。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgIhfF2lPE
1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGE77Ilv1u
「講埋呢句，我係俾你追童桐個樣改變左，先決定同佢拉埋天窗，對唔住啦咁多位靚女，從此之後再無情聖。」1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEcW1SFNEb
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情聖作模作樣地說，不過我還是會叫他情聖的。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrmD2D3zMx
1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Ry0qE8D3H
但是萬事俱全了，借情聖的婚禮，把追求童桐的計劃推向終盤！1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1S92xVFyaD
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「呀遊…」1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhresfDXHo4
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好美。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvkEz4Two0
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太美了，我的心臟好像停了吧。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OC4okZmO3
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「呀遊…呀！！遊！！妖！」1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8dUq1Bn80
1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouFXwNeGjc
穿上伴娘裙的童桐對我來說殺傷力太過高，我整個人在接新娘時傻掉了眼看著她，就差點直接流口水，這就是伴娘效應嗎？！童桐今天比起平日可愛大概二十億零六百七十七倍！！1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzf1YsAdh7G
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「係，你好，我係呀遊。」我拉回精神。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiNjUxK5Jq
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「我知！搞咩呀…如果你射唔中個氣球開門利是成九萬九千九百九十九，幫幫手ok？」情聖說。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKlLv0aSDf
1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVspdZqJc2G
「啪！」玩具箭擊穿氣球，彩紙掉了個滿地，眾人歡呼…無聊，這距離我合著眼都能射中，但現在可能是我畢生最不能合上眼的時候。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0UJhluusr
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童桐…太美了！1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpiYhOEzH7
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我扔開玩具弓，走到一邊拿罐汽水冷靜一下。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfD3aAM4paT
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那吹可彈破的雪白肌膚！那在陽光下閃閃發光的深啡長髮！還有一小縷挑染成暗紫色！那身材！那長腿！那蠻腰！那眼睫毛！那嘴唇！那耳朵！那鼻子！…加上那貼身的伴娘裙，我明白了，伴娘效應原來針對的是我…1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RFrFlFK3v
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「呀遊，你見點呀？仲緊張過結婚個個既？」1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0E2S4k3Hn
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童桐冷不勝防出現在我身後，嚇得我一手把鋁罐捏扁掉。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YQf07vlYr
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「我，我無緊張啊？你唔見我頭先一箭射穿？」我笑著說。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrw24rcFYe
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然後我不小心又把童桐從頭到腳看了一遍。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Qxez6tLbJ
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嗚…何等動人…1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodgR74tkRX
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「…嗯？」卻被童桐發現了。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YhFODRs3L
1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCWg1vXCGA
「無，就…童桐，你今日好靚。」我毫不吝嗇對她的讚美，而且如果她特地打扮過的話，而我不多讚美她的話，她有時還會生我氣。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoWjX8W000
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但她生氣的樣子也很可愛。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArTp7iZW9i
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「嘻，多謝。」童桐嫣然一笑。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2r2juklZK9
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「佢地D妝都好好睇，你真係可以做職業既化妝師喇，童桐。」1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhP2R90JB2W
1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2QZGEpSBw
「真，真係既？」她有點喜出望外。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBarbypIgK
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「梗係。」1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfy5A2bArj
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聽說電視台，或是晚宴為名媛化一個專業的妝容收費也很貴，童桐做這一行的話前景應該不錯，畢竟她家境…1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVSaxQz75j
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…不過我都搞不清她家境怎樣了，當日幫植嵐晨保釋時連律師費也二話不說全部攬上身，還要之前的Uber, 水上樂園她請客我們全部人。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEdAbdA9hu
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可能我才是窮光蛋那邊吧，希望她不是在勉強自己。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhuCjQel8e
1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjM7qLe98t
「你今日都幾型仔呀。」童桐說，「好似Grad Din之後無見過你著西裝？」1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXENlKcuLSV
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「呢件唔算西裝啦…」突然被童桐讚回來，我也有點不好意思了。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SErX70761
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因為現在是夏天，如果是岑大師那種保險佬還算，但我們穿著三件套西裝滿大街跑的話今天我怕紅事變白事，畢竟中暑之會危及生命的。所以現在除了新郎哥情聖，我們兄弟班全員都只穿著西裝背心和短恤衫煲呔，有點玩味又不至於太熱。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSo6BsAFcC
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「但都好睇呀。」童桐說，「我就覺得好好睇！嗯！話說班姊妹…有無邊個睇得上眼？我同佢地相處過幾日，都可以幫你介紹下。」1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYiqYXhibN
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「有啊。」1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcxQKAFd9e
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「下？真係架…」童桐一臉失望。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEewX32wzrZ
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「你囉。」說罷，紅著臉的我便扔下紅著臉的童桐回去在玩著的那邊。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYLqjjP3Ne
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因為現在剛好輪到姊妹團挑戰蒙眼射箭，擊中的話就能帶走新娘的環節，時機當然是我計算好的，就說了：我們三人對這場婚禮一切都暸如指掌。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZdXRhiuRt
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「咁遠得唔得架…嘩！！」1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZteUs4ub7
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例如說這也不是玩具弓，而是我從箭會借來的兒童用練習弓，有一定準繩度，我也有偷偷去箭會練習這種玩具箭和這距離，就這樣百步穿楊的情況下我們成功接走新娘。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowBi78urHA
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接下來是行禮，身為公會參謀的Beta負責出計，是會讓童桐百分之一百接到花球的方法。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3ERlNOSXa
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