「你放張相係咩意思？你雙性戀？」這是Annie的開場白。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjXZ1tku1D
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幾經開頭時遇過了幾個大陸女生，現在總算遇上了香港女生。繼遇上Susan之後，在我和Susan聊天的同期，我也遇上了Annie。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgrkwaFzEX
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前面都說過了，因為我課了一個月金所以能看見誰右滑了我，而Annie正正是其中之一，我好奇地按進她的個人檔案一探究竟。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBp6p6lGMx
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光看她兩張相片，是個胖妹，在我心裡她已經不及格。雖然相片裡的她顯得只是微胖，但我已經可以大概估計到，她在現實裡是長成怎樣的。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRqrhZSzRC
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第一張相片，是她在巴士上的自拍照，只有半塊臉（是故意這樣拍，以顯得沒那麼醜吧？）；第二張是全臉照，不知在哪裡拍，燈光暗淡，她戴了眼鏡，但她的樣子在我腦海中已經水落石出了。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZm1O1YPQ2g
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如果在網上都已經是長這樣，那麼在現實的她豈不是更糟？461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvnwhd6KOQ
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近日我也在網上找到不少Tinder攻略，就像找遊戲攻略一樣。有人說：交友app雖然沒有真愛，但是可以給人當作「新手修練場」，給戀愛新手練習如何追異性。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8yEQPx2Ki
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儘管我想如此就左滑她，因為她樣子真的很不行，但是我又不想錯過這個練習機會，最後還是match了。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtdOWDpQz6
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「自戀下啫，唔得咩？」我回覆道。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2SRm8pTJq
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Annie：你個樣好有童顏，眼距遠遠哋，個妝可以再誇張啲。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANvA9RdZuQ
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我：你呢平時戴唔戴眼鏡㗎？461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXhCimgU6P
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Annie：我戴con 多，中意化淡妝。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGQXU7G4wD
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我們在分享化妝心得，然後又討論大家的事業狀況，我也坦白自己只是在等放榜的學生。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7gRx1QWx3
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Annie：做咩咁遲先嚟讀書嘅？461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeL7ho3J2vY
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我：我之前衰過兩次DSE，冇心機讀咪出嚟做下野囉，然後又想再返嚟讀。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXo0iikaq3V
我：你呢做緊咩？461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTpYp3fQFl
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Annie：我喺一間網店公司，做護膚產品開發。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsSuP1cW21
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我：我諗住讀Engine呀461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi13NHxaLro
我：話埋你知我都有寫網上小說461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vaum2OOYh
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Annie：Engine都好，可以考牌搵食。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrDOOHnqij
Annie：係呢有冇作品俾我欣賞？461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaZy8JUL7p
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接著我發了一則連結給她。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliDL6XgHtz
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Annie看完又回道：Haha461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuz23hHmRe
Annie：Annie係腐女一個461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBQ8KkBbeK
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Annie所指的Annie，並非她本人，而是我最近在寫《嫁給女孩子》中的一個角色，真是巧合，希望她不會對號入座吧？461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UDuErv59m
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我們在Tinder上又聊了十天，這個時候無知的我，還是心想聊兩星期之後，才是最好的約會時機。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswAOVCEuki
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在一個星期日的晚上。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4yRZFdXGH
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Annie：今日去完art jamming，個導師話我畫得唔錯。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQoYQTe17H
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我：你本身識畫畫㗎？461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEJIYFylxb
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Annie：唔識㗎，鳩畫（笑喊461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHADk3FVzR8
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我：講起去cafe，我去過貓cafe，仲有女僕cafe。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4w0pYAP4Y
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Annie：我以前都去過執事cafe，但嗰間執咗就冇再去。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRTXMzVM1F
Annie：女僕cafe係點？461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghjGlO2Lhh
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我：你睇邊度囉，間間都有唔同氣氛。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2It5WpsDl3
我：我去過一間係喺登打士街嗰邊嘅，貪佢有貓睇。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOleT7g8pCz
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之後她熟悉地把執事cafe的一五一十告訴我，而我又把女僕cafe的一五一十告訴她。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aem4J16kx
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其實我也去過其他不同類型的咖啡店消遣，不只女僕咖啡，連文青cafe、貓cafe都去過。我喜歡的是店舖內那橫溢的裝修，享受著怡人的茶餐和氣氛，其次是貓。最頻密的時期，我平均每星期去一次，而且通常都是選星期六的日子。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJa3kOKFUS0
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談到興趣，我有：玩轉珠遊戲、cosplay、動漫、英文歌、寫小說、研究神秘學（或有些人叫偽科學）、跑步，夏天時更會去游泳。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ph95CHR7x
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除了遊戲、動漫、跑步和游泳之外，後面的所有興趣都是在後期建立的。對比7年前的我和現在的我，興趣可謂乘了兩倍。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2H9dDK4hzz
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你說跑步和游泳？沒錯，這是我從小到大，一直已存的興趣。即使有人說我是多麼「宅」，但我很清楚：自己是宅男之中最愛運動的一群人。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbJzwqFBuU
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跑步這種運動，能使我身體快樂；至於喜歡游泳的原因，主要是我喜歡人在水裡時，那種近乎無重力、輕浮的快感。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JGEBeQZYL
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Annie：女僕cafe可以講粗口？461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzLWUed3NH
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我：可以嘅，但你要預咗俾定錢先可以講（笑喊461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1zkMp9NyC
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的而且確有些女僕咖啡店是不讓人說粗言穢語，每說一次就會被罰款。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgrEtNdHxP
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Annie：我講粗口都幾勁461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZG15niBG9
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我：搵日我帶你一齊上去講呀～461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHFUCgJVxp
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其實我想嘗試借機約會Annie。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMGO0Jj2rX
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Annie：我可以自己一個去嗎？461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM02wyjiXtu
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她沒興趣約會我嗎？461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ONHrp5jIF
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時間又過幾天，到目前為止我們已一共談了十天話。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDe6kSaoK6
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「星期日有冇時間一齊去？」今天她說想嘗試一家食店的炸牛奶，於是我又借機約會，拋下了這句。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEX6RGc2A6
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