在我和Ivy交流的同期,我當然match過其他女生。543Please respect copyright.PENANAEHyCdEq69G
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然而,有些是感情騙子。543Please respect copyright.PENANAO9HHW00Y3C
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「Hi,做緊咩呀?」成功跟Candy配對後,她拋出這句開場白。543Please respect copyright.PENANABYBWzPRCYW
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我:考完DSE等緊JUPAS放榜543Please respect copyright.PENANAjC5c0d3ZvR
我:點解你張相咁攪笑嘅?(笑喊543Please respect copyright.PENANAco2SrrXN1u
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Candy:係意外嚟啫(笑喊543Please respect copyright.PENANAiBprXRkBnr
Candy:我嗰一刻唔小心kiss到條燈柱呀嘛(笑喊543Please respect copyright.PENANAhgPewqcDV6
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Candy的樣子普普通通,對我的第一印象只是朋友感覺,沒有戀人的感覺。543Please respect copyright.PENANAYzzaOdsC3r
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隔了幾小時,我又發信息給她。543Please respect copyright.PENANAkgO3PSCIxp
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我:咁你呢?做咩工?543Please respect copyright.PENANAu6QFkAdYxQ
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Candy:我做sales㗎543Please respect copyright.PENANA61va0pO2VD
Candy:今日幫公司同事手543Please respect copyright.PENANAJywxHhOJHo
Candy:係喇,我唔係成日上Tinder,不如加個WhatsApp啦?543Please respect copyright.PENANAyRPwB1Rlu9
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我專重每一份職業,銷售員亦然,於是我們交換了電話號碼。543Please respect copyright.PENANA6tqNvZYP4q
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在WhatsApp上⋯⋯543Please respect copyright.PENANA0YRR2BEXZH
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我:你第一印象覺得我似做咩職業?(笑喊543Please respect copyright.PENANA62Ny4HIu5n
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Candy:你係咪好中意動漫㗎?(笑喊543Please respect copyright.PENANAnOi97bKynl
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我:主要係火影迷囉543Please respect copyright.PENANAbqpy7ipLPJ
我:我cos過男角同女角543Please respect copyright.PENANAp7Xfk3Um2G
我:你第一印象覺得我似做咩工?543Please respect copyright.PENANAFJoV0EMQcy
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Candy:化妝師(笑喊543Please respect copyright.PENANAgaJn279dra
Candy:你係咪成日幫人做唔同打扮㗎?543Please respect copyright.PENANAMXylI2UcUh
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等等,談了這麼久,難道她還沒有留意到我是一個偽娘嗎?我的個人檔案都已經描述得這麼明顯了,她還是沒留意到嗎?543Please respect copyright.PENANAvE1NlDxt6c
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你可能說我神經過敏,這只是很平凡的聊天,可能只是別人特別愚鈍所以意識不到;但是從我的經驗裡,通常真正來交友的女生,看見我的個人檔案之後,是極容易把第一印象投放在我這個偽娘身份之上;然後在聊天室裡,第一個聊天焦點是「偽娘」。例如:她們的開場白通常是讚美我的女裝打扮有多美麗。543Please respect copyright.PENANA6AkEDuMift
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當然可能有例外,但即使是再愚鈍的女生,通常在交談一段時間之後,她都必定意識到我是偽娘。543Please respect copyright.PENANANfIJyP19TT
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所以,如果有女生異常愚鈍:明明我都上載了自己的女裝打扮照,也講得很清楚自己是偽娘;但你還是要問我是男的女的,或只懂得把焦點放在「化妝師」的話,那麼我倒是懷疑你是怎樣match我的?只是隨便swipe我?沒有認真地與人社交嗎?543Please respect copyright.PENANAy2Lx5E8I9Y
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這個女生的上線時間不穩定,有時候秒回信息,有時候隔幾天才回覆。543Please respect copyright.PENANA5CNgXPXVjO
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不知不覺已經一個星期了,由於她上線時間不穩定,回覆時快時慢;因此我們只是停留在最片面的了解,只是了解到她是sales,沒有詳細過問哪一行業。543Please respect copyright.PENANAEMop1Bts5a
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於是,我提出加IG的請求。543Please respect copyright.PENANAS29hdV9B45
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我:傾咁耐,不如大家交換個IG呀?543Please respect copyright.PENANAviMXmtNzBU
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Candy:唔係幾方便呢,我個IG剩係俾女仔follow咋(笑喊543Please respect copyright.PENANAHMi6bvbrKh
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聽到這句說話,我心裡生出一點莫名其妙的妒嫉感;就在此,大家之間的關係就不了了之。543Please respect copyright.PENANAwOW2SEg6VL
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為什麼真正的女生能加你IG,而我這個「仿製」女生就不能呢?543Please respect copyright.PENANA4SKOCraoGv
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產生妒嫉感,是因為我曾經渴望,跟某些女生發生純友誼的關係;然而又失敗了,只能仰慕著真正的女生,活得像親生姊妹。543Please respect copyright.PENANA0Bkv1x3lyW
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男和女真的有心理上的差異,終歸我還是保留著男性的心理。543Please respect copyright.PENANANra5La6TmV
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不過,我還是相信男女之間存在純友誼的。543Please respect copyright.PENANAd374zcgBra