過了First date後的當晚,Lia總是愛跟我分享生活小事。465Please respect copyright.PENANAlikYc9EcR8
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自從我採用「女裝放第一,男裝放第二」的戰術之後,「喜歡」我的人果然顯著提升。465Please respect copyright.PENANAwsTqoSHHfy
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配對數量方面,據我的非精密觀察,平均每個星期都有2-3個女生match上我;有時在高峰期,更可以在一天內match上2個女生。465Please respect copyright.PENANA8yejWmC8Wo
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有時心情好,我便會審視一下個人檔案,考慮換些照片。465Please respect copyright.PENANALcXN2R8QGF
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「哎呀!你的照片不符合規格。」正當我想追加一張性感泳衣照到Bumble時,它彈出了這句。465Please respect copyright.PENANAQ13yA1zHxT
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原來,Bumble只允許在沙灘或泳池場合拍攝的泳裝照;我的女裝三點式照片辣過火,結果被它的人工智能偵測出來而禁用。465Please respect copyright.PENANAVwKjwVI2Ts
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趁著我回校上課的途中,我又Swipe了一大堆女生。465Please respect copyright.PENANARezY5L5DuG
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唔,這個女生也頗甜美,那是一張她頭載農夫帽、太陽眼鏡,身穿短衣短褲,正在與海洋公園內的一棵卡通版大樹合照,她還擁抱著那棵樹。465Please respect copyright.PENANAi5QvGjTXxk
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再按一下看下一張,是她和朋友在遊艇上的二人合照,穿著上賣一點性感,是很正常的背心。465Please respect copyright.PENANARfmTyxAkNu
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唔,就照樣右滑她吧!465Please respect copyright.PENANAHCgGMQ9wGq
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咦,配對成功了。465Please respect copyright.PENANADxHbY26XXS
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Elaine:you are interesting.465Please respect copyright.PENANAi22MVkcQTC
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我:你幾時去過OP?465Please respect copyright.PENANAel6HJhHnRb
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Elaine:It's a year ago.465Please respect copyright.PENANASpvsrM7zyK
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對話就像是球場上的傳球和接球一樣,是配對之後必做的事。465Please respect copyright.PENANApSN6KUbXEh
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我:你邊間U㗎?465Please respect copyright.PENANAfnzQ13QIZV
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Elaine:CUHK465Please respect copyright.PENANAuGKbT6UizI
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這個女生,也算是我遇到的奇人之一。465Please respect copyright.PENANAOHpWhnv5NP
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憑我主觀判斷,她明明是本地人;但在對話時,她總是假裝自己只懂英語,從來都不會以中文回覆。465Please respect copyright.PENANAGadGMKGwFB
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Elaine:Why you have such nickname?465Please respect copyright.PENANAkuwHy1Koeb
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我:Coz I ff myself as a god.465Please respect copyright.PENANAXxKY2RFNNl
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Elaine:Wow, yo have so big ego.465Please respect copyright.PENANAr2KP9nl7Sq
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既然她這麼愛裝成英語人士,那我唯有這樣吧⋯⋯465Please respect copyright.PENANA6cEWDBFaHN
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我:Halloween gor yat yau mo hui Disney?465Please respect copyright.PENANAqAFf0qWNSa
(Halloween嗰日有冇去迪士尼?)465Please respect copyright.PENANAnsNS5sLAOJ