偶爾，我也會上lihkg研究別人的交友app攻略，有人說match之後要先聊一個月才能約見，有人說兩個星期，有人說一個星期⋯⋯655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRu2UmIrt9
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與此同時，我也閱讀到一些貼文是提醒人們提防網上騙案，有人在app上被美容直銷（俗稱美容雞），騙去感情和金錢、還有倫敦金騙案和中醫騙案。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXBXv18NTd
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聽說在Tinder上的約炮和直銷都有個共同特徵：他們聊不久就閃電詢問別人的電話號碼。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTPOskgxge
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不過我對這點不以為然，於是我又跟一個女生在WhatsApp上聊。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZW3jkywbX
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfacx3fwRy
她是Marina，我在Tinder上match過她，她在Tinder上又是上線時間不穩定。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXgKqR615x
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIbqdTXOf2
「你影相嗰度係咪西貢嚟㗎？（笑喊」我發送了一句開場白。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4U37rmWgBk
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrB6RlXjHt3
「係呀，你咁醒嘅？（笑喊」結果等了幾天，她才回覆我道。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YXRUsRscO
「我好少上呢度，你有冇WhatsApp？」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBEHOXTyr8
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在WhatsApp上⋯⋯655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1soFq0yr3
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我：我準備讀Engine呀（笑喊655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eeD054nUJ
我：你呢？655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzgPQz4jIH
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wRMB6ADvT
Marina：我喺asso讀marketing呀（笑喊655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdGsvk4SRN
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpUa37AN3o
我：今個星期五有冇時間約出嚟？655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPiL1Zjz3Z
我：我想去旺角一間cafe坐655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCXp7Xn8qp
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QKLsJlbJC
Marina：好呀，你想幾點？655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNLzbATFr4
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pTeJNm6qM
在以前，我採取的戰術是：Match之後要先聊上兩星期，到了大家的關係稍為熟絡，才約見。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNkNNakqoK
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhA9WjmpIp
但是現在，我決定嘗試：只聊一個星期，就安排約會。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkE9NVtierW
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmIx4GSlsA
結果Marina很爽快地答應了。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMftjqsbmF
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJh4QZdYpk
在那個星期五的晚上，我梳好頭髮，噴上髮膠，上身白色為主的T-shirt，下身是黑色武士褲出門。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJUUFZUc8A
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatpc65SmkY
在旺角的一個地鐵站出口等待她，懷著期待的心情，畢竟很久沒有像今天這樣主動約會了；但同時，又提醒著自己：希望愈大，失望愈大。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NrrHouInE
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xJSVlcitW
等了五分鐘左右，Marina終於到了，她正穿著一件深藍色oversize的長衣，從上身覆蓋至膝上的大腿，顯得皙白；身高大概160-165cm；樣子中上級數。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIVeALQLfs
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyg6VkUAi2
Marina：行邊個方向呀？655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9iFJS2tAJH
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjBsuOcGKz
於是在我們來到了一家以「花」作主題的cafe，這裡滿天都是「花」，而且以深色系作牆身佈景；加上夜景和燈光的襯托下，完美突顯出這裡的浪漫氣氛。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TPyaHA9yQ
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDErqH0EQ6k
我：你屋企有冇兄弟姊妹？655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4icrHnvff
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXH8pfho6Lg
Marina：有呀，我有一個細佬，不過佢讀唔到書嘅655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YZ6kEiJzW
Marina：你就好啦，考咁高分入UST655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVBHLaqMjs
Marina：我屋企嘅細佬成日同阿爸打交，試過半夜嘈醒咗我，跟住我成日要出嚟調停。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8ANrwbjhx
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMvLNH6I5b
我：真係辛苦曬你喎～655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5z2Qs1Z9x
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWGNBeHv6m
跟Marina談了幾分鐘的家事，她初步給我的印象是一個孝順的女生，比較顧家。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetpYUq3YAr
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUY175Bipjy
Marina：你皮膚都幾好喎，平時有冇做保養㗎？655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxv2MUvoEym
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1NpsMwLZI
我：有呀，間中敷mask囉，如果唔係點出cos呀？655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUosLpU3hf7
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRJAQMshTO
Marina：原來你係玩cosplay㗎？655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Jl7UyS9VK
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyk7YKO3vB
當Marina說出這句，我就已經覺得很奇怪，難道她沒有仔細看我的個人檔案嗎？如果有看過，怎可能不知道我是玩cosplay呢？655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAULN2UgK7R
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqQ2drHkVk
我：係呀，同埋我試過著女裝泳衣去私影呀～655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGrwcGiqLZ
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUMMaFex3J
於是，我心裡高興地從手機相簿裡拿出一張三點式泳裝照給她看，感覺就是有人欣賞女裝的藝術了。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCNfimxDeT
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDzuZRbTN6
Marina：哦，原來係咁655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVQo99zXs8
Marina：係呢，剩係敷mask唔夠㗎，我做開facial嘅，效果仲好過你去敷mask呀。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9S2WOZ2Dk
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSXwdfJZLT
但是直覺開始告訴我，Marina是直銷，而非真正來交友。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleQZf2Maoy
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHP1JTqgbXf
通常在交友app，什至在現實裡，願意跟我交流的女生，談話的焦點都離不開「cosplay」和「偽娘」這些關鍵字；因為我知道自己在平日，就是有意無意地憑這些東西勾起她們的好奇心。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFL9J9O1xf
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dFysSm9ZO
所以一般女生看過我的女裝照片後，通常都是驚訝反應；即使是性格很淡定、或者不善表達的女生，也不至於無動於衷、總會出賣一些微表情。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzhv7p7Aa5
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcImgn8X1au
然後，在這些時候通常女生都會問我為什麼喜歡穿女裝、什麼時候開始穿、喜歡男的女的，諸如此類的問題。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3HODkalub
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqAVa8wYXt
可是我不見得Marina有那半點的好奇心去了解我這一切，真是違反人性。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxIKsKyfzS
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAa4thzYcZs
Marina異常地對此無動於衷，然後立即把話題轉移到「美容」，很有目的性地想我討論美容話題。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXWM4KY2Jl
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWy4IeZLzo
然後她開始推銷著自己使用過美容服務後，皮膚有多好、有多改善、有多自信⋯⋯655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqOG0mRApZ
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Marina：下次介紹你去做呀655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUjW6Ywg0D
Marina：既然我識得你，可以介紹平啲俾你呀655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgq7LU8N7Y
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEnBhsrABS
我：咁下次約會先啦655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwCdyN1o7c
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjTnxUduMD
這頓晚飯最後各自付款完結，我還直接封鎖了Marina的WhatsApp和電話號碼。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMQVPKgpPN
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLgAGIgPYF
原本我在交友app上放女裝照片，是為了透過勾起女生的好奇心，從而增加match量，是一把「矛」。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRgkvpN0OH
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbACaGW9WFp
沒想到，這也是一個「盾」；在無意之間，除了過濾那些無法接受偽娘的人，它幫助我過濾約炮、直銷、騙子、無法接受偽娘的人。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Vbmnted0u
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRrtVRelWF
因為這些人根本不會仔細留意他人的個人檔案，一個真正來交友的人怎可能對這些基本資料不聞不問呢？655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPshQ4mbnG6
655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3ztTdq8hM
美人計的弱點，是偽娘吧？以我所知，很多偽娘的性口味都不是單純的在想男女上床。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Q2ydO6fms
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