偶爾，我也會上lihkg研究別人的交友app攻略，有人說match之後要先聊一個月才能約見，有人說兩個星期，有人說一個星期⋯⋯562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwst3oFUTf
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與此同時，我也閱讀到一些貼文是提醒人們提防網上騙案，有人在app上被美容直銷（俗稱美容雞），騙去感情和金錢、還有倫敦金騙案和中醫騙案。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YxKYphqlh
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46CxlfUR2y
聽說在Tinder上的約炮和直銷都有個共同特徵：他們聊不久就閃電詢問別人的電話號碼。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwT7VJUIl3f
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFxSjySH0M
不過我對這點不以為然，於是我又跟一個女生在WhatsApp上聊。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzV7pRlTJf
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDHw4EE5Kb
她是Marina，我在Tinder上match過她，她在Tinder上又是上線時間不穩定。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDhdIdIvWb
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9YqZedyfB
「你影相嗰度係咪西貢嚟㗎？（笑喊」我發送了一句開場白。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3z7kMVnJjr
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6uSGftlzp
「係呀，你咁醒嘅？（笑喊」結果等了幾天，她才回覆我道。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡek8d8tww1P
「我好少上呢度，你有冇WhatsApp？」562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbj631Hle2
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmh71r9BAe3
在WhatsApp上⋯⋯562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4pf2xFCPE
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWTCsRbm6V
我：我準備讀Engine呀（笑喊562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsF3v6j2DD
我：你呢？562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYuHUUUpN4
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7T6zRRXfMB
Marina：我喺asso讀marketing呀（笑喊562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNujDFeXuXo
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXlOV07mXp
我：今個星期五有冇時間約出嚟？562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgbjNTvwGg
我：我想去旺角一間cafe坐562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWxvGDYmBr
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvrzwAyqKI
Marina：好呀，你想幾點？562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3ZWrULpAA
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BTykOsRuL
在以前，我採取的戰術是：Match之後要先聊上兩星期，到了大家的關係稍為熟絡，才約見。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0ugv7oMZL
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwdrrhrxwf
但是現在，我決定嘗試：只聊一個星期，就安排約會。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCa0Z9c1mXW
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCBAJDG6rT
結果Marina很爽快地答應了。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujfSnLfObl
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKxVVgoJ9z
在那個星期五的晚上，我梳好頭髮，噴上髮膠，上身白色為主的T-shirt，下身是黑色武士褲出門。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGimM0rlGw
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5axZkFnub
在旺角的一個地鐵站出口等待她，懷著期待的心情，畢竟很久沒有像今天這樣主動約會了；但同時，又提醒著自己：希望愈大，失望愈大。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVt6gmsqDJR
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLe9BDFX9L
等了五分鐘左右，Marina終於到了，她正穿著一件深藍色oversize的長衣，從上身覆蓋至膝上的大腿，顯得皙白；身高大概160-165cm；樣子中上級數。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QFgk7DYTk
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVT0Qy2AfQ
Marina：行邊個方向呀？562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3e7iPYVad
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRn22wi1Fg0
於是在我們來到了一家以「花」作主題的cafe，這裡滿天都是「花」，而且以深色系作牆身佈景；加上夜景和燈光的襯托下，完美突顯出這裡的浪漫氣氛。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEvpqalkJb
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡim4mBRS6pg
我：你屋企有冇兄弟姊妹？562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqBL81c63z
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBmyu2czhc
Marina：有呀，我有一個細佬，不過佢讀唔到書嘅562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAAsWwHNyN
Marina：你就好啦，考咁高分入UST562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwxYLGrD23
Marina：我屋企嘅細佬成日同阿爸打交，試過半夜嘈醒咗我，跟住我成日要出嚟調停。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteBBrLzA8I
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcPO7jsskG
我：真係辛苦曬你喎～562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB99465Bpv6
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9w2LekDrvQ
跟Marina談了幾分鐘的家事，她初步給我的印象是一個孝順的女生，比較顧家。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4BlAsgP6s
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVPe6CCapw
Marina：你皮膚都幾好喎，平時有冇做保養㗎？562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7jiaGoeUi
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3u5jPESqSI
我：有呀，間中敷mask囉，如果唔係點出cos呀？562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZEeg21HW5
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAG5ItuKH7
Marina：原來你係玩cosplay㗎？562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCz2v0tyM4o
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0abJvXutM
當Marina說出這句，我就已經覺得很奇怪，難道她沒有仔細看我的個人檔案嗎？如果有看過，怎可能不知道我是玩cosplay呢？562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnB4aBVoqc
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaXTIz9QEJ
我：係呀，同埋我試過著女裝泳衣去私影呀～562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCaN7LnIZJ
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBjV0xKN2E
於是，我心裡高興地從手機相簿裡拿出一張三點式泳裝照給她看，感覺就是有人欣賞女裝的藝術了。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4KYYqLLfk
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFzcYhi5ro
Marina：哦，原來係咁562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SfyxK7VE2
Marina：係呢，剩係敷mask唔夠㗎，我做開facial嘅，效果仲好過你去敷mask呀。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kCvXHxg6X
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClPodiEByu
但是直覺開始告訴我，Marina是直銷，而非真正來交友。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4xrGqT33n
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKKf3AuLKh
通常在交友app，什至在現實裡，願意跟我交流的女生，談話的焦點都離不開「cosplay」和「偽娘」這些關鍵字；因為我知道自己在平日，就是有意無意地憑這些東西勾起她們的好奇心。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxb3GrRgYr
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1yMtWMTaj
所以一般女生看過我的女裝照片後，通常都是驚訝反應；即使是性格很淡定、或者不善表達的女生，也不至於無動於衷、總會出賣一些微表情。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8cmcGVAx2
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqM0CWtTUwF
然後，在這些時候通常女生都會問我為什麼喜歡穿女裝、什麼時候開始穿、喜歡男的女的，諸如此類的問題。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjSYaOxtjx
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkR1ATT22b
可是我不見得Marina有那半點的好奇心去了解我這一切，真是違反人性。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaAimqqPvN
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQLAgDrNpy
Marina異常地對此無動於衷，然後立即把話題轉移到「美容」，很有目的性地想我討論美容話題。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQomGlQ30l
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2Ed0o7w4m
然後她開始推銷著自己使用過美容服務後，皮膚有多好、有多改善、有多自信⋯⋯562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxw0r1pX8V3
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZmR5DSTCX
Marina：下次介紹你去做呀562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEPwBjr2VW
Marina：既然我識得你，可以介紹平啲俾你呀562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOd9wrVByx4
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XhFRPYWTr
我：咁下次約會先啦562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRBmKXMnq0
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6uLTg2Tlq
這頓晚飯最後各自付款完結，我還直接封鎖了Marina的WhatsApp和電話號碼。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkidck5VyHu
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAt42zzzrf
原本我在交友app上放女裝照片，是為了透過勾起女生的好奇心，從而增加match量，是一把「矛」。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYOVFnRVPX
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5SwehJF0Z
沒想到，這也是一個「盾」；在無意之間，除了過濾那些無法接受偽娘的人，它幫助我過濾約炮、直銷、騙子、無法接受偽娘的人。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdB8nXWe1WL
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHpDsfene2
因為這些人根本不會仔細留意他人的個人檔案，一個真正來交友的人怎可能對這些基本資料不聞不問呢？562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMwXYj0Y5N
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozpSTFUN9s
美人計的弱點，是偽娘吧？以我所知，很多偽娘的性口味都不是單純的在想男女上床。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEetou6hRvd
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