偶爾，我也會上lihkg研究別人的交友app攻略，有人說match之後要先聊一個月才能約見，有人說兩個星期，有人說一個星期⋯⋯746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QaqLRN6mN
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與此同時，我也閱讀到一些貼文是提醒人們提防網上騙案，有人在app上被美容直銷（俗稱美容雞），騙去感情和金錢、還有倫敦金騙案和中醫騙案。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolwzyA4ud1
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聽說在Tinder上的約炮和直銷都有個共同特徵：他們聊不久就閃電詢問別人的電話號碼。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnM32qa7Ln
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwYUB2aPzE
不過我對這點不以為然，於是我又跟一個女生在WhatsApp上聊。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEkT88SaDq
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlP9AYFLtat
她是Marina，我在Tinder上match過她，她在Tinder上又是上線時間不穩定。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WJZsAQbzt
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuCSJqebWF
「你影相嗰度係咪西貢嚟㗎？（笑喊」我發送了一句開場白。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAwKmcCzjA
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwA2obMt1H
「係呀，你咁醒嘅？（笑喊」結果等了幾天，她才回覆我道。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBLBzfCK1J
「我好少上呢度，你有冇WhatsApp？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oXHl9VdPk
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTab0kQEkZe
在WhatsApp上⋯⋯746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHven9vB0j
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchhFKFdboD
我：我準備讀Engine呀（笑喊746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1lrLdVME1
我：你呢？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ742xJf9oUN
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaevz4HlgTG
Marina：我喺asso讀marketing呀（笑喊746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6skJz7VRk
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHR54xHvwD
我：今個星期五有冇時間約出嚟？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzcRjs6VuD
我：我想去旺角一間cafe坐746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGJHP6Wwiq
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVALkFmawoL
Marina：好呀，你想幾點？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8O8Bq8gMqo
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7iWB6WiUq
在以前，我採取的戰術是：Match之後要先聊上兩星期，到了大家的關係稍為熟絡，才約見。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUqu4lx9Pr
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteop4y4NPp
但是現在，我決定嘗試：只聊一個星期，就安排約會。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRy9ioryZE5
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHVFH3AqC1
結果Marina很爽快地答應了。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWognFFq2di
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHpQF14kiv
在那個星期五的晚上，我梳好頭髮，噴上髮膠，上身白色為主的T-shirt，下身是黑色武士褲出門。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXpOjKjBch
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VOeLxqgg4
在旺角的一個地鐵站出口等待她，懷著期待的心情，畢竟很久沒有像今天這樣主動約會了；但同時，又提醒著自己：希望愈大，失望愈大。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfR003MIjv
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZFa8USVAb
等了五分鐘左右，Marina終於到了，她正穿著一件深藍色oversize的長衣，從上身覆蓋至膝上的大腿，顯得皙白；身高大概160-165cm；樣子中上級數。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFH4OeL0rC
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZlvpLBG83
Marina：行邊個方向呀？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0H5HmN5pk
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiikiMoM28
於是在我們來到了一家以「花」作主題的cafe，這裡滿天都是「花」，而且以深色系作牆身佈景；加上夜景和燈光的襯托下，完美突顯出這裡的浪漫氣氛。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBwRVNOHR5
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZLr4NM3cx
我：你屋企有冇兄弟姊妹？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yVJj9FRCl
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqaXq5bKqz
Marina：有呀，我有一個細佬，不過佢讀唔到書嘅746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yzRp7x7vG
Marina：你就好啦，考咁高分入UST746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQBWeiiaqU
Marina：我屋企嘅細佬成日同阿爸打交，試過半夜嘈醒咗我，跟住我成日要出嚟調停。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGZX2nWkBK
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkBx7gxg3l
我：真係辛苦曬你喎～746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOT89napoAb
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97ZiSLWx8N
跟Marina談了幾分鐘的家事，她初步給我的印象是一個孝順的女生，比較顧家。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI62RpVsQ4b
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VyBilE0Hl
Marina：你皮膚都幾好喎，平時有冇做保養㗎？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxQx7EWH55
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvproEprM8g
我：有呀，間中敷mask囉，如果唔係點出cos呀？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQk0uKZaVD
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlULigyvDc
Marina：原來你係玩cosplay㗎？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYPjRQOLHF
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當Marina說出這句，我就已經覺得很奇怪，難道她沒有仔細看我的個人檔案嗎？如果有看過，怎可能不知道我是玩cosplay呢？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhk5mNfhmfQ
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CRg0isStW
我：係呀，同埋我試過著女裝泳衣去私影呀～746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8itPVl8nQ
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRQ26iMl3M
於是，我心裡高興地從手機相簿裡拿出一張三點式泳裝照給她看，感覺就是有人欣賞女裝的藝術了。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXAx3eguoa
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRY4DxBTq8G
Marina：哦，原來係咁746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzRbhJkOOo
Marina：係呢，剩係敷mask唔夠㗎，我做開facial嘅，效果仲好過你去敷mask呀。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtg87asx21
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUvevts6nT
但是直覺開始告訴我，Marina是直銷，而非真正來交友。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsScvKPByXe
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeo1I5LMMG7
通常在交友app，什至在現實裡，願意跟我交流的女生，談話的焦點都離不開「cosplay」和「偽娘」這些關鍵字；因為我知道自己在平日，就是有意無意地憑這些東西勾起她們的好奇心。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz45Ewb4edF
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnw7zvqRNn
所以一般女生看過我的女裝照片後，通常都是驚訝反應；即使是性格很淡定、或者不善表達的女生，也不至於無動於衷、總會出賣一些微表情。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QXLI4c8K5
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiZhap1WtU
然後，在這些時候通常女生都會問我為什麼喜歡穿女裝、什麼時候開始穿、喜歡男的女的，諸如此類的問題。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHIdSFoz0B
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QGG1bOk73
可是我不見得Marina有那半點的好奇心去了解我這一切，真是違反人性。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvATUJTHrkl
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcY4ojxXwB5
Marina異常地對此無動於衷，然後立即把話題轉移到「美容」，很有目的性地想我討論美容話題。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsBAg6OsVJ
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0STmSuWeR
然後她開始推銷著自己使用過美容服務後，皮膚有多好、有多改善、有多自信⋯⋯746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZf9GLdNwJ
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eok7jOwdc
Marina：下次介紹你去做呀746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9t8GuTf89r
Marina：既然我識得你，可以介紹平啲俾你呀746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKhqXBU6g2
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyponxifTtT
我：咁下次約會先啦746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0u4T6Mfg2c
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88x6PNz9HE
這頓晚飯最後各自付款完結，我還直接封鎖了Marina的WhatsApp和電話號碼。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBqO526FmQ
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9q81H2DLYM
原本我在交友app上放女裝照片，是為了透過勾起女生的好奇心，從而增加match量，是一把「矛」。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbG3GoCx4RJ
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnmQ2qlG0Z
沒想到，這也是一個「盾」；在無意之間，除了過濾那些無法接受偽娘的人，它幫助我過濾約炮、直銷、騙子、無法接受偽娘的人。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrk7Uc02KR
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因為這些人根本不會仔細留意他人的個人檔案，一個真正來交友的人怎可能對這些基本資料不聞不問呢？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSzAmx2Opl
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgY5v1rNB3j
美人計的弱點，是偽娘吧？以我所知，很多偽娘的性口味都不是單純的在想男女上床。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwDSLbl9ht
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