沒想到,她竟然像當機的電腦一樣,不知為什麼突然不覆我了。576Please respect copyright.PENANAPTLY9pknmQ
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然後我等了幾小時,才收到她的回覆。576Please respect copyright.PENANAaz8zzqwUEt
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Annie:星期日我可能去買新衫576Please respect copyright.PENANADM5j3HL3Z9
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希望她只是剛好沒空回覆吧,我們又繼續聊話。576Please respect copyright.PENANAwkdiA6D1K6
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我採用「擠牙膏式」的聊天戰術,為免話題枯竭,我跟Annie聊天時都盡量避免主動開新話題,盡量能延續一個話題就延續下走,真的徹底用盡一個話題的「生命」,才去開發別的話題,好讓自己保留子彈。576Please respect copyright.PENANA6Np1zJdWZZ
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Annie:唉我我開始有少少有厭男576Please respect copyright.PENANAUoXGKt54X2
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見識淺薄的我馬上Google一下什麼是「厭男」,懂了,原來就是指一個人對男性的仇恨或偏見。576Please respect copyright.PENANAovocEByqFL
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說實話,Annie的這句說話引起我一點共鳴,因為我曾經被校園欺凌,欺凌者多是男性同學;幸好在我出來社會工作,更遇上知心好友之後,我漸漸勇敢起來。576Please respect copyright.PENANAcETeZsfOtE
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我:你有冇拍過拖呀?576Please respect copyright.PENANAD9s17Qjw5p
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Annie:有呀,但之後俾佢飛咗我576Please respect copyright.PENANAZHo1zkNCxY
Annie:出街時俾人望住我哋576Please respect copyright.PENANA9xmvGKXzND
Annie:於是EX話我肥,我影衰佢576Please respect copyright.PENANAQO8MM3gTjQ
Annie:咁我咪串返佢,你都只係個排骨精,唔好以為你好大隻。576Please respect copyright.PENANAbeeASIZN7D
Annie:唉,我好討厭男人自大、唔細心576Please respect copyright.PENANA9quOYozMzp
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我:好好奇你喺公司係點樣面對男人576Please respect copyright.PENANA8J1WtWJsKn
我:話說Tinder呢度都幾多大陸同外國人576Please respect copyright.PENANA7zC1qPFnQs
我:好想完咗疫情之後去外國玩576Please respect copyright.PENANAUarjuMGvKG
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我想嘗試轉移話題,談一些輕鬆的話題以緩和氣氛。576Please respect copyright.PENANAxnvW23Eo1k
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Annie:我公司冇男人㗎576Please respect copyright.PENANAPNh04UybPb
Annie:我哋好中意討論邊個男仔係gay(哈哈576Please respect copyright.PENANAozZyoJRhe8
Annie:通常我哋都一致覺得十個靚仔九個gay。576Please respect copyright.PENANAhcdUzx1HCj
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然後她又發了個哈哈大笑的表情。576Please respect copyright.PENANAtiWCBezp0u
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我:你呢有冇去過外國?576Please respect copyright.PENANAOLSfauD3pl
我:有機會我想去冰島先576Please respect copyright.PENANADkhcdJgcJm
我:凡係有島嘅地方我都中意去 😊576Please respect copyright.PENANAb5UNiDnDop
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Annie:吉之島576Please respect copyright.PENANAOywB6hbcVr
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說完爛笑話,又說回外國男生。576Please respect copyright.PENANAjNTv7Ym5gq
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Annie:我真係好想識返個嚟自歐洲嘅男人,佢哋通常又高又靚過啲亞洲人。576Please respect copyright.PENANAtbCRikrfMH
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我:Tinder我都有好多仔仔swipe我576Please respect copyright.PENANAiQTWWyScwF
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從創帳號到目前為止已經最少三個星期,明明我都已經個人檔案上表明自己是偽娘了,為什麼還有這麼多的男生對我右滑?差不多平均每日就有1.5個男生對我右滑,現在加起來都有幾十個,當中還有不少是外國人。576Please respect copyright.PENANAR3SIYUVBYp
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至於女生當然也有,平均每星期2.5個,可是也有很多約炮、機器人。七除八扣,只計算真正交友的話,即我每星期我只有遇到一個女生。576Please respect copyright.PENANAwRtQgdE3PM
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我:歐洲男仔基因係高大又白淨嘅(笑喊576Please respect copyright.PENANAtbKHS0nzJA
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這個星期日沒有約會,大家繼續過自己的日子。576Please respect copyright.PENANALxGn88lqK3
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又過了幾天,我和知心好友Jason一起到銅鑼灣,在一間Pacific Coffee裡邊喝咖啡邊聊近況。576Please respect copyright.PENANAAcgh53mC5S
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Jason是我早陣子一個人搬到外面獨自居住時,認識到的室友,久而久之也發展成知心好友。他經常都會說些職場、社會、人性的真相給我聽。576Please respect copyright.PENANAi8c98dHDXH
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見面時,我把我和Annie的近況一五一十地告訴他,連Annie的大頭照片他都看過了。576Please respect copyright.PENANAfEnRoXffjX
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「呢個肥妹仔邊同你啱傾㗎?」Jason咽下一口白咖啡,說道。576Please respect copyright.PENANAjxJgV3pUnB
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我:我都係識下唔同嘅人啫,有排到未係拍拖啦。576Please respect copyright.PENANA4DJtWedQY4
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Jason:嗱,我喺外國同香港都接觸過唔少人,憑經驗嚟講我睇人好準嘅。576Please respect copyright.PENANAxkHhh3TJim
Jason:Andy,呢個肥妹仔人就冇乜嘢,但係容易俾人整喊,如果佢喊你哄返佢又冇事。576Please respect copyright.PENANALf88FZCtq1
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以我認識的Jason,是一個讀國際學校的人,也曾在澳洲留學。他交過不少女生,上過不少次床,是個曾經的花花公子,總之食女無數。576Please respect copyright.PENANA4VHZmnIH1E
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既然他那麼懂人性,那麼他當然比我更了解女人心理了。576Please respect copyright.PENANA4qCZnyBADH
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我:嚟緊禮拜日我又諗住試吓約佢出嚟行街,佢話要買衫喎。576Please respect copyright.PENANAsqy93SBmFf
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Jason:不如咁啦,你同佢講,話你最近有個朋友由澳洲返嚟,想識下朋友,你信唔信佢一定出嚟?576Please respect copyright.PENANAL62w4c8ZDr
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我:你都三十幾,而我同佢都廿幾歲,而且你又外國長大,我哋就正宗香港人,文化同思想差異咁大,唔係幾個喎,我驚尷尬。576Please respect copyright.PENANAfHTgB122D7
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就是如此,我謝絕了Jason的幫助,決定繼續由自己來行動。576Please respect copyright.PENANA1I7sqeIOGA
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到了星期六的晚上,當時剛吃完飯,我又跟Annie在聊。576Please respect copyright.PENANAKiYSJk0fo4
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「既然聽朝早你會去睇衫嘅,咁就如一齊去啦,反正我都想睇下啲化妝品for動漫節出cosplay用。」我再次拋出約會請求。576Please respect copyright.PENANAIuf5ARhXbs
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Annie又當機呀?剛才聊天時會秒回,現在一講完這句就突然不回覆了。