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「人是不可信的!」307Please respect copyright.PENANAN5erVTm53O
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「一直以來我都是在騙你的!!」307Please respect copyright.PENANAMiG7AfajvB
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星期六,天氣冷得令人只想宅在家。這個閒日我就是宅在家裡,觀賞著Priscilla推介我看的電視版《Liar Game》。307Please respect copyright.PENANAAm2bN2FOnb
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看完一集,我又馬上跟Priscilla在WhatsApp上討論劇情。307Please respect copyright.PENANAx5NtHvPGqN
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我:個男主角又真係真係令人感覺係完美人物。307Please respect copyright.PENANAraPdbKk6Uy
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Priscilla:當然啦,作者就是特意把他設定完美。307Please respect copyright.PENANA6TUAFo9BUH
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我:另外嗰個惠里香又幾靚女,我追《死亡筆記》真人版都見過佢。307Please respect copyright.PENANA7wbl3IZl9z
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Priscilla:哈哈,那是女神。307Please respect copyright.PENANAKjLKaIJaD9
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我:對啦,你後天會再出來嗎?307Please respect copyright.PENANA2MAIH9liN6
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Priscilla:去哪?307Please respect copyright.PENANAAoYqx1yYId
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我:你上次咪話想去女僕cafe嘅?307Please respect copyright.PENANAwtjx4mrvSU
我:不如我就帶你去一次啦!307Please respect copyright.PENANArBLR3aqf7b
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Priscilla:好,幾點?307Please respect copyright.PENANAJIhqfbLaxU
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我:星期一下午4點,照舊旺角E2出口等啦。307Please respect copyright.PENANACVFxko4IS0
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有人說過,男生在交友app上追女生,猶如一場淘汰賽,這是一場幾十人,甚至是幾百人競爭一人的遊戲。307Please respect copyright.PENANA53dfwxqId3
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以Priscilla的質素,假設她同時被幾十個男生撩著,光是論網上聊天的開場白,就已經淘汰了超過一大半的人。307Please respect copyright.PENANAeYXIxuSm0K
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而剩下的人之中,能夠順利進行first date的人估計只有幾個。307Please respect copyright.PENANAFvclSYxtDQ
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換言之,如果你能夠在app上約到一個女生出來的話,也就是意味著你已經勝出了第一回合的初賽。307Please respect copyright.PENANA5LgsiX8KJ5
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如果之後的好幾次約會都順利進行,而且心靈和肉體的接觸都有所升温的話,就能真的變成情侶。307Please respect copyright.PENANAmRRYWnHyQ3
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可是等等,男女的關係該怎樣推進?這一刻,我發覺自己完全不懂啊!!!307Please respect copyright.PENANACEBldznG9a
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我只知道,不能在感情未升温之前直接表白。既然不能表白,那如何是好?用談話來推進感情嗎?307Please respect copyright.PENANARXs6IS2bTZ
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於是,約會前的一天,我在Google搜「第一次約會之後的部署」。307Please respect copyright.PENANAdvaFNEwPQy
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現在網絡資訊如此發達,我輕而易舉就找到相關教學。307Please respect copyright.PENANAGOJLo3FZhb
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「⋯⋯你可以摸她的頭,扶她的手;總之如果有一步你發覺不順利,或者她表情抗拒的話,你就退到上一步,再重新嘗試弄好氣氛,再推進關係。」307Please respect copyright.PENANAkjTLuEyK7r
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Priscilla:我今晚約咗個朋友,佢26號就要返上去。307Please respect copyright.PENANAdCt9jAqVua
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我:你哋約幾點?307Please respect copyright.PENANAumwzy1rrci
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Priscilla:7點呀307Please respect copyright.PENANADL52LslS7m
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我:冇問題啦大把時間。307Please respect copyright.PENANA5RLff5573p
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1月24日,我如常地在熙來攘往的街上約見Priscilla,這次她穿的是天藍色系的碎花上衣,襯上紅色的毛衣,下身則是卡奇色的長布裙。我也很有誠意地穿上白色系的牛仔外套,還蠟好頭來見她。307Please respect copyright.PENANA9ceRAFeWsX
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Priscilla:邊間?307Please respect copyright.PENANAyiHvN9XVW3
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於是,我又再次為她帶路;從E2出口走過銀行,來到十字路口,再右轉直行,路途有不少車輛停泊,還有一些電訊商在路旁設街站進行傳銷。307Please respect copyright.PENANAEmOyvgWvji
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我:再過多個街口就到。307Please respect copyright.PENANASYrBLQgd2o
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來到一個交通燈前,我們又停一停等候著。307Please respect copyright.PENANAtOUoQ5EkPZ
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嗯⋯⋯近距離靠近她沒有問題,可以做下一步了。可是該怎樣觸碰她呢?我神不自在地緊盯著她的手臂,猶豫該不該碰她好。307Please respect copyright.PENANAkJ82uPsany
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「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟⋯⋯」307Please respect copyright.PENANAMD8YgBuYke
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不久,指示聲響隨著交通燈色的變換,也變了。我才決定奮起那一刻的勇氣,扶著她的手臂過馬路。307Please respect copyright.PENANAIqCZgP5Ci3
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她當作沒事情發生般,繼續跟我一起走過。307Please respect copyright.PENANAswLS0oEdLt
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很好,一切如常,那我可以繼續碰她了。307Please respect copyright.PENANAEIfyZVosnZ
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最終來到了女僕cafe裡。307Please respect copyright.PENANAlc7cGSGWgl
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「嚟啦,等我施個魔法先!」307Please respect copyright.PENANAoMwecPCk8K
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我們只點了特飲。來到女僕cafe,就當然不少得所謂的「施魔法儀式」,就是女僕會在送上蛋包飯或飲品之後,(如果是蛋包飯,就會先用蕃茄醬在飯上畫出客人想要的字或圖),然後就是「施魔法」。307Please respect copyright.PENANAT5DNjKVNb6
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女僕:你哋係咪第一次嚟㗎?307Please respect copyright.PENANArxv4yJdJqi
(她熱情地招呼我們。)307Please respect copyright.PENANAia4ERRf0Vm
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女僕cafe一向都是宅男的其中一個象徵詞,因為他們經常都會在此出沒。307Please respect copyright.PENANAXPEm2PWAAh
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不過,我早已經像戒煙一樣,戒掉了來這裡消遣的習慣。三年前的我在某些朋友介紹下,經常來這裡消遣。我身邊倒是有過一些朋友,經過到這裡的目的,就是為了追到這裡的女僕。307Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9pmiMxNRm
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後來,當我覺醒到:這裡的女僕,大多數都已有男朋友的時候,便直接退出情感投資,也勸說我的朋友「回頭是岸」。除非是閒日沒事做,不知到哪兒,才會選擇來這裡填填肚子,隨便找人玩狼人殺。307Please respect copyright.PENANAt5Kg9VROUF
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老實說,我上一次來這裡,已經是兩年前的事了。307Please respect copyright.PENANAJ8AODLgOgl
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「有冇興趣加入做maid呢?」來到女僕cafe,只要當值女僕看見你是女生,就會嘗試招聘你入行。307Please respect copyright.PENANAkCzuW5GAzx
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Priscilla:冇呀,純粹同朋友嚟玩。307Please respect copyright.PENANAdTsVjBblwt
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Priscilla今天想到這裡的原因,純粹就是受到《會長是女僕大人》漫畫影響,然後引發出好奇心,想知道女僕到底是種甚麼次文化,所以我才帶她上來。307Please respect copyright.PENANAuzv93fGQMQ
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為了要符合所謂女僕的型象,當值女僕總會跟我們聊上幾句。307Please respect copyright.PENANAMUl0WWrtbP
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女僕:你係咪讀設計㗎?你著嘅衫好有呢種feel。307Please respect copyright.PENANAuESXW5zbjQ
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Priscilla:我讀電影㗎。307Please respect copyright.PENANA2ZPHiQjCQV
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我:我讀Engine307Please respect copyright.PENANAQTk6sknXp6
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頓時,該女僕無語地打量著我全身。307Please respect copyright.PENANA4Jlef8Dls4
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我:睇唔出呢?307Please respect copyright.PENANAqzCJabCAG4
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女僕:我成日以為Engine仔都係不修邊幅囉,但你又著得好乾淨。307Please respect copyright.PENANAwJHZO41Di9
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這個社會對工程系的學生都有一種刻版印象:就是以為讀工程的人都是不修邊幅的人。307Please respect copyright.PENANAWilrcvvbuE
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事實上,我已經被不少人這樣形容過,但我一次又一次地違反他們的直覺。307Please respect copyright.PENANADIZFD3eXUE
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「我們來拍個照吧!(普通話)」Priscilla說。307Please respect copyright.PENANAX3PRoH7Qxo
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於是,相簿裡又誕生了我和她我合照。307Please respect copyright.PENANAF8GbxhSxIl
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這裡是我和Priscilla的第四個約會點。307Please respect copyright.PENANAia0WRDA5kp
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離開不久,升降機為我們帶來極短暫的二人世界。307Please respect copyright.PENANAMETMpFylwA
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Priscilla:跟住我要去搵朋友先307Please respect copyright.PENANA7KpFQdNoXF
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我:不如一齊食啲嘢先啦,頭先都冇食嘢。307Please respect copyright.PENANAGFfmANZvSp
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Priscilla:你陪我去T.O.P.好嗎?(普通話)307Please respect copyright.PENANAbupADQux4c
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我:好啦。307Please respect copyright.PENANAW5cbTLvZmg
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在電梯裡,說完,我就伸手輕摸她的頭中;當然,自己也是冒著被拒絕的風險,眼睛偷偷地瞄住她的頭很久,好不容易才鼓起勇氣去摸她。307Please respect copyright.PENANAxacljvqPXy
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Priscilla:唉呀,你成日攪到我個頭亂晒啦!307Please respect copyright.PENANAnS2t3eFzmd
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她假裝生氣把頭望向門前方,徒手梳著頭髮,剛好,升降機門打開。307Please respect copyright.PENANAaYhmyx8Gk9