如果你是A0，或者應該說，戀愛經驗少的話，就該甚麼都要嘗試一下。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6xh3xG3Xl
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對很多這類人來講，過份自信或自卑並不是主要弊病；不知自己實力，然後越級挑戰，想像自己能成功和男神/女神在一起，這也不是主要弊病；真正的弊病是：對愛情抱有不切實際幻想。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8w5XNxR2Qo
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJ0mAZEAfM
美男美女人人都愛，即使你越級挑戰追他們，我也大可稱讚你志向遠大；但如果你不懂得分析當前形勢，不了解自己當前的實力，那你就像一個頭腦簡單的將士一樣，只會傻傻的亂衝。如果你不懂甚麼叫做「腳踏實地」，那一切都是空談。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4igKO6sWP6
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更多的時候，「喜歡美男美女」這種審美觀都是主流社會給你的，而不是真正發自你內心的。這就我們經常看見在各種媒體上，捧吹XX考試成績好，考進XX大學醫學院，然後直接把這件事跟前途光明劃上等號；但現在的重點是：別人考上了醫科，也意味著你也適合讀醫科嗎？甚至，你真的有這樣的能力嗎？564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7dAlx6u9y
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重點是：你配得起美男美女嗎？564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInvhNk1lQk
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQFgVxeSSJ
戀愛像讀書一樣，只有真正接觸、了解過不同的人事物，才會真正知道自己想要甚麼，或者是適合甚麼。更多的時候，人所想像的，和真正接觸的，都有極大的期待落差。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo34hGYw4lG
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fOVSeQTdU
在交友app上，基本上樣子不是太差的女生，我都照樣swipe right（10分來講有最少4分都接受）。「有殺錯，冇放過」的原則，不但是為了增加配對成功的機會；而且能夠使自己增加機會，去接觸不同類型的女生。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnFYyko1yT
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrFiuxA0ZJ
「阿浩，今晚就ball night啦，你冇皮鞋咩？」在宿舍大堂，我遇到相熟的同學。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJ6SLKA2q0
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1ZDrDIPlI
12月下旬，UST的一些學生會組織會陸續舉辦聯校ball night，而且都兼具聖誕節的氣氛。每逢ball night，大家都必定盛裝打扮，男生就離不開恤衫西褲、女生更加離不開濃妝豔抹的打扮，就有點像結婚/謝師宴這種隆重場面；而今晚多數人是為了結識異性，或者是其他大學的朋友。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpm1p5EINZG
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfclvs4BDth
我好不容易才從衣櫃裡，找出一套幾乎塵封的西裝，準備今晚的舞會，聽說在這裡有機會出pool啊。老實說，我也很久沒穿過西裝了。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvv0yIqVYv
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRkgYkO9Oy
「有呀，只不過我陣間先換。」阿浩回道。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAf9zg2eAR
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qPH1C9xJH
我：你覺得邊間U嘅女高汁啲？564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEz1pgglzgp
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Blf2ijm8P
阿浩：唔⋯⋯除咗UST之外基本上間間U都咁上下。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeuw5or8pw
阿浩：你知啦，UST，棍多，尤其是Engine嗰啲女，一係就腐女，一係就高汁女564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnWJdGSYxX
阿浩：但呢度啲靚嘅，基本上都有晒仔564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPdDPCrNHY
阿浩：如果你識到其他U嘅女都介紹俾我啊！564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpDzWNkHXL
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPHU2EP4xV
聽完這堆話，直覺裡，我就是想起交友app裡的人；畢竟，我也配對上一些中大和浸大的女生。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zF5ZFE5KO
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1rsjL6Eaa
「你又真係match到幾多女啵！」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJAj18hOft
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOo03eEOsg
阿浩從我的手機裡翻著Bumble，他看了一看我的對話箱，充滿了一欄欄我和不同已成功配對女生的對話，不禁說出羨慕的話來。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjOvZvfvyI
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnI40H3Rqb4
我：都係靠profile包裝得好啫！你都見到啦，最重要係第一張相，我係女裝放第一，再加男裝放第二就攪掂。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofal1Qps7I
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTF4MZkPD5A
阿浩：唔⋯⋯女仔對偽娘通常有兩極反應嘅，一係就非常之鍾意，一係就非常之接受唔到。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaoPfDLhih
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgmbbZtVzL
阿浩低著頭滑我的手機，又好奇地按進其中一個對話箱，看見我如此奇怪的開場白：你真係150cm都冇？564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0PCqjQVHE
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhjf9L0lXd
「笑左。」他不禁捂住嘴巴忍笑。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMWv9wohbz
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYusdKC0PnX
阿浩：唔怪之得呢個女仔對你已讀不回啦。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsvWVEZEdz
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUdjGVdEHC
基本上，我的開場白都是為每個match得來的女生量身定做，整體來講至少都能夠持續十回合的聊天。所以當時，我就是看見她在profile上，寫著自己只有146cm，就直接拋下這句。人總有犯錯的時候。這種錯誤，真的能使對方直接已讀不回。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovT3c7Z1rP
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwlmElhPtF
我和阿浩二人在宿舍房裡，他仍手執我的手機，在Bumble上看著不同類型的女生，左掃右滑。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTBYXRI8MD
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ311ywzCR8e
阿浩：CU呢個女仔又幾正啵。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcd5F6OfFpM
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKXJMN0G1V
我：但約唔到出嚟嘛。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwTKLDFNLn
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRNOizL6sS
阿浩：以我所知，所謂嘅女朋友feel，係由呢兩種定義組合而成嘅。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4bIqtmWxl
阿浩：阿浩：：一，係講你有冇一種想同佢傾嘅feel；二，係講你有冇一種想同佢屌嘅feel。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWqUel3Bh5
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkOmjcaar7
我：oh, really?564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeRpPpBGGv
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9G9aj5Jpo
我和阿浩坐在床上，就是一起看Bumble上女生，不停地在我的帳戶上，對女生左掃右滑，他也分享著自己的審美觀。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EqkOYdciM
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmL0EPp6CDO
阿浩：呢個女仔都唔差，要唔要？564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdx6Zx0rYh
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNN8EQwgDH
我：swipe right啦，有殺錯冇放過嘛！564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNbruH22Yl
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「呢個要唔要？」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLCMpKFzdc
「skip 啦，太肥。」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppeg36XWS6
「呢個呢？」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULZUyQ7RgJ
「唔⋯⋯都傾得嘅。」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcFgQypG1i
「呢個？」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwecMhY0Vc
「啱呀，又傾得又屌得。」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbHKlaS2Hr
「好，就要埋！」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqb4oeWLwbt
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在這幾十個女生之中，MK的，都有；還有一些女生，不穿衣服，還不敢露面的都有。有的女生還真的懂得耍這招：寧可故意上載十張側面照，就是不願上載一張五官清晰的正面照。如果是入世未深的男孩子，他們下體很易被這類女生玩弄得神魂顛倒。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIzTzH1iJX
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFoXmgBYNKQ
不過這些通通都被我排除掉了。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNKUBqoIKN
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZAekz1aG7
「咦，呢個女仔我想要呀！」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzgCaCF3mr
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGVyKkObjx
我：阿浩，你鍾意呢一type？564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfutNVI3h1
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZH0AUuH7Oz
阿浩：係呀，你幫我swipe right。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDSF9OoNeT
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidZ3WREbpO
相片裡的女生，20歲，她穿上具有台灣特色校服的人，都是純白色的T-shirt搭上純白色的百摺裙，有一頭及肩的黑髮。看照片大嘅160cm高，背景像是公園。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf65pZMIJH0
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXa88NBOaXG
畢竟阿浩是台灣人，他是來HKUST諗書，也偶爾想認識一些非本地生。於是，我嘗試幫助他留下這個女生的聯絡。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIe6cf3BWMh
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZ1SG9M2B3
當然，從我使用交友app的經驗告訴我：這個女生對我swipe的機會也是渺茫。男生玩交友app，通常都要每swipe right 100個才遇到一個配對。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdufKURI1W
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5jZXLDeG9
阿浩：六點喇，夠鍾走喇！出pool請食飯。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1A1Wn9M6tf
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5Vx3Q6HUs
我：大家咁話！564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTiqxKffqd
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMCp9Vdi9Q
說畢，我們出發。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPAiLuwEgu
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