過了First date後的當晚，Lia總是愛跟我分享生活小事。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstOvz5ldeB
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自從我採用「女裝放第一，男裝放第二」的戰術之後，「喜歡」我的人果然顯著提升。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Kb9u1OfNb
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配對數量方面，據我的非精密觀察，平均每個星期都有2-3個女生match上我；有時在高峰期，更可以在一天內match上2個女生。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdeHdxnGaE
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有時心情好，我便會審視一下個人檔案，考慮換些照片。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8QErDoSqc
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「哎呀！你的照片不符合規格。」正當我想追加一張性感泳衣照到Bumble時，它彈出了這句。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMbVpQfsGV
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原來，Bumble只允許在沙灘或泳池場合拍攝的泳裝照；我的女裝三點式照片辣過火，結果被它的人工智能偵測出來而禁用。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpT5ybgiWfg
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趁著我回校上課的途中，我又Swipe了一大堆女生。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcokmDtHMk
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唔，這個女生也頗甜美，那是一張她頭載農夫帽、太陽眼鏡，身穿短衣短褲，正在與海洋公園內的一棵卡通版大樹合照，她還擁抱著那棵樹。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSocuCUzsGT
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再按一下看下一張，是她和朋友在遊艇上的二人合照，穿著上賣一點性感，是很正常的背心。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOYNX9eQLk
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唔，就照樣右滑她吧！513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf69JhfVGSX
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咦，配對成功了。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo42Afykvwl
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Elaine：you are interesting.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ424YLGg35Q
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我：你幾時去過OP？513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwF0hVBAeR
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Elaine：It's a year ago.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAInKdKtEA
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對話就像是球場上的傳球和接球一樣，是配對之後必做的事。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgb5n5k1kB
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我：你邊間U㗎？513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiPk3Tp8oB
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Elaine：CUHK513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRu60phZkap
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這個女生，也算是我遇到的奇人之一。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3gduN2zj5
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憑我主觀判斷，她明明是本地人；但在對話時，她總是假裝自己只懂英語，從來都不會以中文回覆。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWRUBK8HtT
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Elaine：Why you have such nickname?513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMzCuJaCxc
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我：Coz I ff myself as a god.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADfH8v5QW1
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Elaine：Wow, yo have so big ego.513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjmFbvkZmW
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既然她這麼愛裝成英語人士，那我唯有這樣吧⋯⋯513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0ZSEjdX7G
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我：Halloween gor yat yau mo hui Disney?513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhTcFstm8D
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