飯後,我陪著Lia逛商場。433Please respect copyright.PENANAR1UjuNSH5h
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11月,天氣不冷也不熱,我們從暗然失色的柏油路,推過玻璃門,走進了漆亮鮮明的商場路面。433Please respect copyright.PENANA4XhLlrlPGW
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Lia:邊啲人係gay係直,我係識得分嘅。433Please respect copyright.PENANArCdD898Ehb
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我:咁你覺得我似唔似bi?433Please respect copyright.PENANAt7DsLd4Gic
我:我係幾容易俾女仔覺得我係bi433Please respect copyright.PENANA7pN5IAbHVC
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Lia:你唔係囉,我feel到你係一個直男,你唔會鍾意男仔。433Please respect copyright.PENANAMFLWhNNSf5
Lia:你都係純粹玩女裝啫。433Please respect copyright.PENANAE5X4T99vfz
Lia:真係gay同bi,同埋嗰啲真係想變性嘅人,我都識過,所以我好清楚佢係點,但你好明顯唔係。433Please respect copyright.PENANABqI6S5leUu
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所以我前面都已經強調過,「扮gay食女」是不會成功的。433Please respect copyright.PENANA44yCyTl01C
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Gay的人通常都會讓女生覺得沒有威脅性,還帶點溫柔特質,容易親近;但是女生終歸都有一份想被征服的天性,所以如果一個男生對女生是完全沒有進攻性的話,還是很容易被friendzone。433Please respect copyright.PENANATTjFZU7bqg
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所以,通常gay的人,都最多只是被當成姊妹、朋友。433Please respect copyright.PENANAUDOAX2o0iD
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走著走著,我差不多要回家;於是我們又走到地鐵站。433Please respect copyright.PENANAwC2DkD2Wq3
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Lia:我成日都鐘意碌卡。433Please respect copyright.PENANA1NrQNJy1mZ
Lia:仲試過碌卡碌爆數。433Please respect copyright.PENANA1Y0FHcDUrI
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當討論到她的財務狀況時,她終於暴露了自己的缺點。433Please respect copyright.PENANA1D2f9eXo0K
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我不是一個拜金主義者,找女朋友時不會在乎一個人每個月的收入有多少;但是如果一個人經常都不儲蓄、還把信用卡刷爆、甚至完全沒有理財觀念的話,太令人沒有安全感了!433Please respect copyright.PENANALua9aO1wpj
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不過,整體來講Lia都是一個頗率直的女生,她還分享自己過去的戀愛經驗。433Please respect copyright.PENANAtDkWWOtq3o
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Lia:我喺大學時同個男仔一齊。433Please respect copyright.PENANAhrX8g1u7AM
Lia:我哋一齊房度玩LOL。433Please respect copyright.PENANACi8Xb751oD
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相處了都差不多兩個小時,我感受到Lia不但是「麻雀系女友」,她還是個「女漢子系」,為人爽朗。433Please respect copyright.PENANAtzr2YF0aVO
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Lia:後來點解我會分手?433Please respect copyright.PENANAzO7at1wPSN
Lia:就係因為每次嘈交,佢成日威脅我話要自殺。433Please respect copyright.PENANA1WpkjR7lf0
Lia:不過有一次佢都幾柒。433Please respect copyright.PENANAjJil2Y13U1
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Lia愈講愈忍不住笑出來。433Please respect copyright.PENANAuLlzB8Qni0
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Lia:佢威脅我,如果我唔出嚟見佢,佢就由屋企跳落去。433Please respect copyright.PENANAkBM7fAxhP8
Lia:後來我個friend同我報串,話佢只係講大話。433Please respect copyright.PENANAQD1mEb8UPP
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我:咁佢實則喺邊度?433Please respect copyright.PENANA3qMu0vZfbH
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Lia:原來佢係喺hall度安然無恙地玩LOL。433Please respect copyright.PENANA67X1tHK4eb
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我:咁撚攪笑都有嘅?433Please respect copyright.PENANA3xxVZxt16D
(連我也忍不住暗笑。)