飯後,我陪著Lia逛商場。479Please respect copyright.PENANATqr3H9YjFC
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11月,天氣不冷也不熱,我們從暗然失色的柏油路,推過玻璃門,走進了漆亮鮮明的商場路面。479Please respect copyright.PENANAB3I97pkxRf
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Lia:邊啲人係gay係直,我係識得分嘅。479Please respect copyright.PENANAZbBEL8f5MJ
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我:咁你覺得我似唔似bi?479Please respect copyright.PENANANnZymP6I0x
我:我係幾容易俾女仔覺得我係bi479Please respect copyright.PENANAOIsEeFElNI
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Lia:你唔係囉,我feel到你係一個直男,你唔會鍾意男仔。479Please respect copyright.PENANA5r9IAR0IY2
Lia:你都係純粹玩女裝啫。479Please respect copyright.PENANA4azpoG3Vyg
Lia:真係gay同bi,同埋嗰啲真係想變性嘅人,我都識過,所以我好清楚佢係點,但你好明顯唔係。479Please respect copyright.PENANAfL1BAlnwFY
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所以我前面都已經強調過,「扮gay食女」是不會成功的。479Please respect copyright.PENANAfgGV78lmMK
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Gay的人通常都會讓女生覺得沒有威脅性,還帶點溫柔特質,容易親近;但是女生終歸都有一份想被征服的天性,所以如果一個男生對女生是完全沒有進攻性的話,還是很容易被friendzone。479Please respect copyright.PENANAWKNTAAH2BH
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所以,通常gay的人,都最多只是被當成姊妹、朋友。479Please respect copyright.PENANAJoyJcVQZFf
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走著走著,我差不多要回家;於是我們又走到地鐵站。479Please respect copyright.PENANAYmYB2FJ1zS
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Lia:我成日都鐘意碌卡。479Please respect copyright.PENANABq356HBSiF
Lia:仲試過碌卡碌爆數。479Please respect copyright.PENANAaBUu6b7Py0
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當討論到她的財務狀況時,她終於暴露了自己的缺點。479Please respect copyright.PENANAK1TW3kRVlQ
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我不是一個拜金主義者,找女朋友時不會在乎一個人每個月的收入有多少;但是如果一個人經常都不儲蓄、還把信用卡刷爆、甚至完全沒有理財觀念的話,太令人沒有安全感了!479Please respect copyright.PENANAhUYIq6J7xc
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不過,整體來講Lia都是一個頗率直的女生,她還分享自己過去的戀愛經驗。479Please respect copyright.PENANAPiF66Lufjb
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Lia:我喺大學時同個男仔一齊。479Please respect copyright.PENANAZiJkoLASd2
Lia:我哋一齊房度玩LOL。479Please respect copyright.PENANAU254y984wh
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相處了都差不多兩個小時,我感受到Lia不但是「麻雀系女友」,她還是個「女漢子系」,為人爽朗。479Please respect copyright.PENANA0B4zj4R0qo
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Lia:後來點解我會分手?479Please respect copyright.PENANAAOnSw4mGW6
Lia:就係因為每次嘈交,佢成日威脅我話要自殺。479Please respect copyright.PENANAxQBTFriVUU
Lia:不過有一次佢都幾柒。479Please respect copyright.PENANAJHFuDvUW6s
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Lia愈講愈忍不住笑出來。479Please respect copyright.PENANAhyaTo17g8i
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Lia:佢威脅我,如果我唔出嚟見佢,佢就由屋企跳落去。479Please respect copyright.PENANAx2pqWbPY6o
Lia:後來我個friend同我報串,話佢只係講大話。479Please respect copyright.PENANAgSimuvkFwi
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我:咁佢實則喺邊度?479Please respect copyright.PENANArIQMunzVSK
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Lia:原來佢係喺hall度安然無恙地玩LOL。479Please respect copyright.PENANAiune7PSfHs
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我:咁撚攪笑都有嘅?479Please respect copyright.PENANAVShxUEHGuD
(連我也忍不住暗笑。)