Lia:嗰間好似麻麻地521Please respect copyright.PENANA9QvQyDk3tw
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我:咁不如就呢間啦,價錢又唔過份。521Please respect copyright.PENANAkIt1tqjcsk
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最後我們來到一間比較偏僻,接近大馬路的一間咖啡店用餐,為什麼說偏僻?因為整個大街上彷彿只有這家食肆存在,而且街上幾乎沒有人。521Please respect copyright.PENANApk0IawxPDF
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這裡的裝修基本上離不開傳統咖啡店的特色,淡黃燈光、復古木檯、復古牆身等等。521Please respect copyright.PENANASJSTGtUIrA
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Lia給我的感覺,是一個很愛說話的女孩;如果以動物來形容,她就是個「麻雀系女朋友」;總是吱吱渣渣談不同的小事,說話多而且思考敏捷。521Please respect copyright.PENANA2JjuJrdL8e
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我們都各自點了套餐,來到咖啡店,基本上都是離不開甚麼卡邦尼意粉之類的西餐。521Please respect copyright.PENANA2BdI1Z9cRx
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Lia:其實我係BU讀文科嘅。521Please respect copyright.PENANAizP3Z9tN00
Lia:不過香港地文科搵唔撚到食,咪走咗去做倉。521Please respect copyright.PENANA9Cxewz7hOY
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我:原來你都有少少粗魯。521Please respect copyright.PENANA9OYjxkKWBq
(我微微調戲,臉帶點笑地說。)521Please respect copyright.PENANA2QnZJeNMeg
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其實Lia的粗口量,在女生來說已經算有點多。521Please respect copyright.PENANATnzIfCr6V6
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不過,她完全沒有那種串人的氣焰;跟典型港女/MK妹,絕對、絕對是兩回事。521Please respect copyright.PENANA7MHYPdo9x2
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再拋出動物來形容,這個「麻雀系女朋友」的嘴巴雖然也是尖銳的,但它終歸不是真正的針刺;麻雀在不停叮人時,不會讓人感到痛,頂多就是「煩」和「痒」,還有點令人覺得可愛。521Please respect copyright.PENANA6DJkR3MFhm
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如果你是個香港男生,相信你對港女/MK妹這些字眼並不陌生;相信你們都這種女生的性格略有所聞。521Please respect copyright.PENANAkhcP5Fxr9U
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通常真正的港女/MK妹,說話時總是帶有串人的氣焰,特別喜歡在說話時加個「囉」字在結尾;這些人就真的像針刺了,真的會把你刺得流血受傷。521Please respect copyright.PENANAlRlWw5FW2Q
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Lia:嗚,我真係都有少少冒失,成日唔小心撞到嘢整親。521Please respect copyright.PENANAx3OKJVfp2w
Lia:我其實又唔係真係做搬搬抬抬嗰啲,我只係個文職啫。521Please respect copyright.PENANAEp3EqP5vpK
Lia:咪對下數目嗰、check單囉。521Please respect copyright.PENANApHl2VJEidc
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不知是不是因為說起她最有興趣的話題,還是她那愛說話的性格所致;在接下來的連續5分鐘裡,完全只有她連綿不絕地說起工作的內容。521Please respect copyright.PENANAhpJqftwSWW
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哇,這個女孩真的口水多,我想找空間插話也難。521Please respect copyright.PENANALhekWpIO75
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Lia:其實你可以直接打斷我,唔洗怕喎,我平時就係令人咁煩膠,煩膠到要人打斷我。521Please respect copyright.PENANAahQlsl5CaB
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我:既然你讀文科,咁你有冇寫小說?521Please respect copyright.PENANA2Cw9euJ94C
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Lia:有呀!我諗住寫啲暗黑系嘅故仔。521Please respect copyright.PENANAYVw01d9P3A
Lia:不過係only小學嗰時。521Please respect copyright.PENANAGTxBbi3kxP
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我:所以你而家大個左就冇時間寫?521Please respect copyright.PENANAcNJVvuAqNa
(我回以一個微笑)521Please respect copyright.PENANAIReO3qrex9
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Lia:係呀,人愈大就愈冇時間,如果有時間我都想寫返。521Please respect copyright.PENANAS3jkdDFE4m
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接著,我們的話題總是涉及多樣,甚至連交友app心得也能談。521Please respect copyright.PENANA6uDYTAMOdn
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我:你講過你識mind read人,係咪真㗎?521Please respect copyright.PENANAdUkAHOhM7r
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Lia:我喺mind read呢方面都幾勁。521Please respect copyright.PENANAL6bK31YbQ6
(她臉帶點得意洋洋地說。)521Please respect copyright.PENANAGxy7iC8mhS
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Lia:試過約過啲男仔出嚟,有啲係金融才俊,行街時正正常常。521Please respect copyright.PENANADY7qbmzrD1
Lia:跟住到食飯嗰時,佢就開始攞疊紙出嚟,開始講投資嘢。521Please respect copyright.PENANAjIGR3DJJVW
Lia:咁我就開始sense到,嗯!!!佢開始想呃我喇。521Please respect copyright.PENANAqfn7e4Ee5u
Lia:不過我嗰時都聽下佢點sell嘢,所以等佢講完我就end up咗個約會。521Please respect copyright.PENANAJBx6z1IXJB
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說畢,她喝了一口茶。521Please respect copyright.PENANARt0rfWVMwK
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她也吃得比我快,碟上的意粉已全清空;而我仍然耐心地一邊吃,一邊聆聽。521Please respect copyright.PENANArtxRQkMIj2
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我:我都遇過唔少美容雞。521Please respect copyright.PENANA1aMHLhnha7
我:我發覺sales有個好撚奇怪嘅共通點。521Please respect copyright.PENANAesV5LfpS4c
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Lia:係咩先?521Please respect copyright.PENANAN32eAyUzLH
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我:嗱,你知啦,通常match得入嚟嘅女仔,點都會對我嘅女裝呢件事有返啲興趣。521Please respect copyright.PENANAbLFMBTPlVz
我:傾計時點都一定會傾到「偽娘」呢個topic。521Please respect copyright.PENANAppOrurZn4T
我:但通常sales係完全好似「選擇性失明」咁521Please respect copyright.PENANAQGhDXLQJLP
我:嗰啲玩美人計嘅sales,我咁大大張偽娘相放出嚟,佢哋同我傾咁耐計,都可以照樣當睇唔到。521Please respect copyright.PENANAUHMSTkSLVc
我:咁其實都知咩事啦。521Please respect copyright.PENANAejzTDyPEi1
我:基本上我就係咁樣去detect啲sales。521Please respect copyright.PENANAsK2jVADTRG
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Lia:咦,好似幾work咁。521Please respect copyright.PENANAr7yYhSQFmj
Lia:我又試下女扮男裝擺落app度先。521Please respect copyright.PENANA8MijKJlw8p
(沾沾自喜地說。)521Please respect copyright.PENANAHlNg6TGYbB
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我:你有冇真係試過著男裝出街呀?521Please respect copyright.PENANAQexFCabWRa
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Lia:未試過,不過我網上睇片TB裝其實好簡單。521Please respect copyright.PENANAUjzt9sD7sV
Lia:扎起個頭再加頂cap帽襯埋衫就攪掂521Please respect copyright.PENANArUujl9A6zU
Lia:反而做偽娘先麻煩。521Please respect copyright.PENANAv9xavnTr7K
Lia:你又真係化得幾靚女嘅,不過我覺得你有啲步驟錯咗。521Please respect copyright.PENANAwBYPbxev7O
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我:係咩?521Please respect copyright.PENANAX05VlUnFgo
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Lia:有冇上Base?521Please respect copyright.PENANAjoaL2uCccH
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我:冇呀,我都直接上粉。521Please respect copyright.PENANAgaLWnoaliK
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臨埋單前,Lia跟我分享一些她自己的化妝經驗,以及護膚技巧。521Please respect copyright.PENANALaltyV6qhK
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最後這頓飯,是AA制付款,人均消費大約100元。521Please respect copyright.PENANA9B5Uootwj9
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初次見面,我的作風都是試探水溫,只當她是朋友,所以永遠都是AA制開局。521Please respect copyright.PENANAhOSym2gHbE
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