在我和Susan和Annie長期聊天的同期,我還跟其他女生match過,而其中之一是Gini。485Please respect copyright.PENANAaxRcdpsrOA
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她是我第三個長期聊天的女生,年紀比我大3年,樣子方面平平凡凡。485Please respect copyright.PENANAEblf6W7tel
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「你係咪cosplay時先女裝,定平時扮開?」這是Gini的開場白。485Please respect copyright.PENANAszkUVicKBb
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我:通常cosplay先著。485Please respect copyright.PENANAoTlaTPwWgY
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現在,我大致掌握了玩Tinder時的一些潛規則,知道絕大部份人都不想被sales和約炮者煩擾,所以是不會在match之後便急直地索取WhatsApp號碼;所以我也沒有追問Gini的電話號碼。485Please respect copyright.PENANAnYhq87Fnww
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我:話時話點解你會玩app嘅?485Please respect copyright.PENANAcsyO47i5rJ
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Gini:冇咩原因,Frd介紹我玩啫。485Please respect copyright.PENANAs948ng5pOI
Gini:你放埋啲女裝相,有冇男仔溝過你?485Please respect copyright.PENANAE1zaHh8HmS
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我:冇呀😂485Please respect copyright.PENANALv1Er2hmD1
我:係有好多男仔swipe咗我,但我無視曬佢哋。485Please respect copyright.PENANAOYORuvGYtz
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聽說Tinder上的男女比例嚴重失衡,儘管是偽娘的我,不出一個星期,就有超過十個男生swipe我。485Please respect copyright.PENANAIMYuLRpQCU
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我:唉返工返唔夠一個鐘就攰485Please respect copyright.PENANAETOUZWMAdd
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Gini:你琴晚好夜瞓咩?485Please respect copyright.PENANAM32aLBoJFr
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我:係早瞓嘅但瞓得唔好485Please respect copyright.PENANAkDexnruBky
我:好彩啱啱已經飲咗monster485Please respect copyright.PENANAyCzFxaLGfd
我:係呢你正職做咩㗎?485Please respect copyright.PENANAt8XhBMGsjV
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Gini:我而家做緊客戶服務。485Please respect copyright.PENANAFTHToj3OoW
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我:你就好啦,我做sales做到想resign😂485Please respect copyright.PENANA8MibqJRAG7
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Gini:你要企街?485Please respect copyright.PENANAk1TK3edvED
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我:唔洗,只係office 打warm call啫485Please respect copyright.PENANApVwXdSCqy6
我:但做死我囉,一追唔到數就俾人插到飛天。485Please respect copyright.PENANAn470aBn9VN
我:入咗U之後唔會再痕呢份工。485Please respect copyright.PENANART1gRRiuEL
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Gini:你都好後生啫,遲入U好過冇入U485Please respect copyright.PENANAqT5IUDrHua
Gini:後生真好485Please respect copyright.PENANAqKCSGWiGt2
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接著幾天,我們也談及個人興趣和休閑活動,動漫又談過,網絡小說又談過,運動又談過,哪間cafe店好吃又談過。485Please respect copyright.PENANAax1cwygcB4
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Gini:我睇過啲冷門嘅動漫485Please respect copyright.PENANAHkGxj2ClTU
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她列舉了一齣我從未聽過的片名,然後我又Google一下。哦,原來是這樣。485Please respect copyright.PENANA15hGgNo3Sk
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可是這一齣動漫,只看過兩集,就已經令我感到沉悶。485Please respect copyright.PENANAWnaG2TeGJp
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我:你呢有冇煲火影?485Please respect copyright.PENANA5dPnVaxCpK
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Gini:火影,好出名嗰套呀,我有追呀。485Please respect copyright.PENANA7HhzcuBhSD
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我:宇智波鼬嗰招須佐能乎型爆485Please respect copyright.PENANAA52YEQ3HeB
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Gini:宇智波鼬?邊個嚟?485Please respect copyright.PENANAJDhVE8QW7V
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從對話中,感受到她對火影忍者不感興趣,真正看過的人,怎可能會連這些軸心人物的樣子都不清楚呢?485Please respect copyright.PENANApSI9IM9PVm
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我又談到跑步和游泳,又談及自己在貓cafe店內跟貓咪玩的經歷。485Please respect copyright.PENANA1sXQvXOWZR
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我:都係游水正啲,唔似得跑步成身又濕又熱😂485Please respect copyright.PENANAWPKedo6Jzv
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但是當我繼續談下去時,不見得她感興趣。485Please respect copyright.PENANAdInH2vu2Ke
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Gini:游水?我唔識㗎😂485Please respect copyright.PENANA5Auz7oPhR9
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這下子,我只能被迫轉話題了。485Please respect copyright.PENANAO4b6DYSyWF
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我:係呢你有冇去貓cafe?485Please respect copyright.PENANAjqc9NkSLV0
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Gini:冇呀,我中意狗多啲485Please respect copyright.PENANAuycxCCfJiW
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然後我又分享自己在貓cafe店內的所見所聞,希望能勾起她的興趣;但是她只是「嗯」了我就沒再有下文。485Please respect copyright.PENANAjeK7FyRMqd
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這個「嗯」,把整個話題都抹殺了。485Please respect copyright.PENANAvXLctlyxUj
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聊了幾天,Gini整體給我的感覺是:沒有很多能讓大家談下去的共同話題,有時候她什至是個topic killer;於是我也漸漸對她失去了興趣。485Please respect copyright.PENANAiDBHmFx2JA
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雖然我和她之間的聊天室漸漸封塵起來,但是我們還是有交換IG的。485Please respect copyright.PENANAbaJW0yCZsa
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按進她的IG,才發現她最愛的運動是爬山,而且喜歡飼養的寵物是;說了這麼多話,我竟然沒有說中她最愛的事物,我們之間的共鳴果然少得可憐。485Please respect copyright.PENANAOUou2zcJRg
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儘管如此,但她已經成為我的IG粉絲,成為永久的網友。485Please respect copyright.PENANAh3LpxmKt3c
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平日幾乎不跟我聊天,只有偶爾當我發佈一些貼文或限時動態(例如我的小說宣傳、cosplay時候的樣子、其他生活分享等等),而如果其內容能勾起她興趣時,她才會主動來談兩句話。485Please respect copyright.PENANALJzNjo5rnW