「你是男還是女的?」又過了一天,我又跟一個女生match,在聊天室裡,一個女生拋下這句開場話給我。822Please respect copyright.PENANAGmQtBCG0I1
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從她的口吻也明顯是大陸人,怎麼Tinder有那麼多的大陸人?我不是要歧視他們,而是對我來講,我只接受跟本地人談戀愛,畢竟我是香港人,當然找個香港女生嘛;何況我不喜歡異地戀,只求腳踏實地能互相見面的戀愛。822Please respect copyright.PENANAP7ahswYNtN
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「男的。」我截然回道。822Please respect copyright.PENANAifhiVQe5Gj
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「那你為什麼穿女孩子的衣服?」822Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3uUc7HrmO
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「我說是喜歡漂亮才穿啊!」822Please respect copyright.PENANAMGw5zVxb6P
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「你變態啊?」822Please respect copyright.PENANAVwVDQ3gvGp
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呢度講返句廣東話,我一聽到「變態」呢兩個字之後,心入面好想串返句:女裝係art!你識條毛咩?822Please respect copyright.PENANAmRGVIg78I7
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時間又過了兩天,我又unmatch了她。不是因為她不尊重我的偽娘身份才unmatch(其實我對人的容忍度頗高);而是因為大家的共同話題實在寥寥可數,談到沒話題可談,所以才unmatch。822Please respect copyright.PENANAEsPRJUES2D
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這幾天,不講上班、食飯、上廁所、下班、臨睡前、睡醒後,我都很殷勤地滑著Tinder。822Please respect copyright.PENANADrI065Vxe3
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剛起床,過目了幾十個女生,把其中十幾個看似順眼的,右滑。822Please respect copyright.PENANAZVVl3gMOPl
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乘車上班的路上,也是機不離手,再右滑十幾個。822Please respect copyright.PENANAcXh02e15nk
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上廁所沒事幹,繼續右滑。822Please respect copyright.PENANA1fdHnRwfCz
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下班乘車回家的路上,繼續⋯⋯822Please respect copyright.PENANA0BLr9M27HR
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總之就要像一個出海捕魚的漁夫一樣,只有大範圍地撒網,才會達到更高機會的大收穫;於是我也盡可能右滑,有多少便滑多少。822Please respect copyright.PENANA0PivZ3ptgs
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在玩這個app時,相信絕大部份人潛意識裡或多或少,都希望找一個十全十美的人;於是我要忠告:不要對自己的擇偶條件過高要求,使用交友app時盡量把自己的目標訂立得寬鬆點,滑人時「有殺錯無放過」,才會增加自己的配對率;過份嚴格的要求反而會讓自己錯過潛在的發展對象。822Please respect copyright.PENANAydlAe8ywYX
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所以,我所採用的策略是:只要看到她的樣子十分裡有至少5分,便右滑;如果顯示出有共同興趣的,更派「super like」給她。822Please respect copyright.PENANA3zfJJ5T2nw
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不知不覺已經上線一個星期,對我右滑的人已經超過15個;然而,可能我上載了女裝照的關係,這15個人當中有10個是男生;而在其餘的5個女生當中,真正交友的只有3個,其中一個是——Susan。822Please respect copyright.PENANAgqcica0klB
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