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「人是不可信的！」356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfWw4rQQxT
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「一直以來我都是在騙你的！！」356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AYJOvSKkb
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星期六，天氣冷得令人只想宅在家。這個閒日我就是宅在家裡，觀賞著Priscilla推介我看的電視版《Liar Game》。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwI2icPuoTT
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看完一集，我又馬上跟Priscilla在WhatsApp上討論劇情。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkZSMlbY0m
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我：個男主角又真係真係令人感覺係完美人物。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOijsTOdQZ
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Priscilla：當然啦，作者就是特意把他設定完美。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GCLy0N6m0
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我：另外嗰個惠里香又幾靚女，我追《死亡筆記》真人版都見過佢。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7TmZODMzL
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Priscilla：哈哈，那是女神。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNnT7ZUAOp
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我：對啦，你後天會再出來嗎？356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpSHG0ujRJ
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Priscilla：去哪？356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYhRGndzxS
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我：你上次咪話想去女僕cafe嘅？356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8b2rNWQN0
我：不如我就帶你去一次啦！356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYV9RVQRpV
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Priscilla：好，幾點？356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyVqJ7mcXH
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我：星期一下午4點，照舊旺角E2出口等啦。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphR3Upyvba
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有人說過，男生在交友app上追女生，猶如一場淘汰賽，這是一場幾十人，甚至是幾百人競爭一人的遊戲。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SBxj9DeHm
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以Priscilla的質素，假設她同時被幾十個男生撩著，光是論網上聊天的開場白，就已經淘汰了超過一大半的人。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAiZ9wac8H
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而剩下的人之中，能夠順利進行first date的人估計只有幾個。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUoGHzsIeV
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換言之，如果你能夠在app上約到一個女生出來的話，也就是意味著你已經勝出了第一回合的初賽。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyfOUIhg1F
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如果之後的好幾次約會都順利進行，而且心靈和肉體的接觸都有所升温的話，就能真的變成情侶。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk49BXvOzBc
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可是等等，男女的關係該怎樣推進？這一刻，我發覺自己完全不懂啊！！！356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qjX24xrBu
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我只知道，不能在感情未升温之前直接表白。既然不能表白，那如何是好？用談話來推進感情嗎？356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwp51YCrX5
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於是，約會前的一天，我在Google搜「第一次約會之後的部署」。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbIgXhqCkP
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現在網絡資訊如此發達，我輕而易舉就找到相關教學。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJsubKs9ac
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「⋯⋯你可以摸她的頭，扶她的手；總之如果有一步你發覺不順利，或者她表情抗拒的話，你就退到上一步，再重新嘗試弄好氣氛，再推進關係。」356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovVc8QCSxl
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Priscilla：我今晚約咗個朋友，佢26號就要返上去。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWgAbd2TB2
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我：你哋約幾點？356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1hEYFESaU
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Priscilla：7點呀356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4fZ2g3qbX
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我：冇問題啦大把時間。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu31Nn6WfOc
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1月24日，我如常地在熙來攘往的街上約見Priscilla，這次她穿的是天藍色系的碎花上衣，襯上紅色的毛衣，下身則是卡奇色的長布裙。我也很有誠意地穿上白色系的牛仔外套，還蠟好頭來見她。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGwpwdatfF
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Priscilla：邊間？356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROztPAIPiR
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於是，我又再次為她帶路；從E2出口走過銀行，來到十字路口，再右轉直行，路途有不少車輛停泊，還有一些電訊商在路旁設街站進行傳銷。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZTadz8LXl
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我：再過多個街口就到。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH73JcMRhwL
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來到一個交通燈前，我們又停一停等候著。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡia1DuE4Vi1
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嗯⋯⋯近距離靠近她沒有問題，可以做下一步了。可是該怎樣觸碰她呢？我神不自在地緊盯著她的手臂，猶豫該不該碰她好。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3mwNKSRPn
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「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟⋯⋯」356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDDtJCCx8Q
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不久，指示聲響隨著交通燈色的變換，也變了。我才決定奮起那一刻的勇氣，扶著她的手臂過馬路。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYctzn4isNm
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她當作沒事情發生般，繼續跟我一起走過。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIeGs9eNWW
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很好，一切如常，那我可以繼續碰她了。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJVpwz4MKE
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最終來到了女僕cafe裡。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPaxQoTqHv
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「嚟啦，等我施個魔法先！」356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAZCXcKeVR
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我們只點了特飲。來到女僕cafe，就當然不少得所謂的「施魔法儀式」，就是女僕會在送上蛋包飯或飲品之後，（如果是蛋包飯，就會先用蕃茄醬在飯上畫出客人想要的字或圖），然後就是「施魔法」。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtp4Ny5V0y6
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女僕：你哋係咪第一次嚟㗎？356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwuyQvTW5f
（她熱情地招呼我們。）356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3uZ1KcCiw
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女僕cafe一向都是宅男的其中一個象徵詞，因為他們經常都會在此出沒。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZ3bLwssGR
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不過，我早已經像戒煙一樣，戒掉了來這裡消遣的習慣。三年前的我在某些朋友介紹下，經常來這裡消遣。我身邊倒是有過一些朋友，經過到這裡的目的，就是為了追到這裡的女僕。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3l9rD6K5l
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後來，當我覺醒到：這裡的女僕，大多數都已有男朋友的時候，便直接退出情感投資，也勸說我的朋友「回頭是岸」。除非是閒日沒事做，不知到哪兒，才會選擇來這裡填填肚子，隨便找人玩狼人殺。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYdeecIPYw
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老實說，我上一次來這裡，已經是兩年前的事了。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AvNWTj2mB
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「有冇興趣加入做maid呢？」來到女僕cafe，只要當值女僕看見你是女生，就會嘗試招聘你入行。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYxlPB7srj
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Priscilla：冇呀，純粹同朋友嚟玩。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IJnEFmhna
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Priscilla今天想到這裡的原因，純粹就是受到《會長是女僕大人》漫畫影響，然後引發出好奇心，想知道女僕到底是種甚麼次文化，所以我才帶她上來。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdN0GjuJ0x
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為了要符合所謂女僕的型象，當值女僕總會跟我們聊上幾句。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbNYrEvcIq
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女僕：你係咪讀設計㗎？你著嘅衫好有呢種feel。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtmIOI4maI
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Priscilla：我讀電影㗎。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJInXHYH3z
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我：我讀Engine356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtqm3HeX17
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頓時，該女僕無語地打量著我全身。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5K8UEbf7R5
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我：睇唔出呢？356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNiBFdjFHy
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女僕：我成日以為Engine仔都係不修邊幅囉，但你又著得好乾淨。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5OdrWowuI
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這個社會對工程系的學生都有一種刻版印象：就是以為讀工程的人都是不修邊幅的人。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDTFwj60oT
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事實上，我已經被不少人這樣形容過，但我一次又一次地違反他們的直覺。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2xitGwyBb
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「我們來拍個照吧！（普通話）」Priscilla說。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VURqibXsm
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於是，相簿裡又誕生了我和她我合照。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXYKrZbR5u
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這裡是我和Priscilla的第四個約會點。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXe4Bvs5VOc
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離開不久，升降機為我們帶來極短暫的二人世界。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRk6p2iFfR
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Priscilla：跟住我要去搵朋友先356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjn4GMG668R
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我：不如一齊食啲嘢先啦，頭先都冇食嘢。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0Ni8GfxeY
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Priscilla：你陪我去T.O.P.好嗎？（普通話）356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfnO0yz4Lg
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我：好啦。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcq5hDdWzj
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在電梯裡，說完，我就伸手輕摸她的頭中；當然，自己也是冒著被拒絕的風險，眼睛偷偷地瞄住她的頭很久，好不容易才鼓起勇氣去摸她。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzx49r1WSl
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Priscilla：唉呀，你成日攪到我個頭亂晒啦！356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynKpT00QQz
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她假裝生氣把頭望向門前方，徒手梳著頭髮，剛好，升降機門打開。356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq79aw3LRM6
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