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「人是不可信的!」354Please respect copyright.PENANAjobjdl9UWt
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「一直以來我都是在騙你的!!」354Please respect copyright.PENANAP6HVMOPBIv
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星期六,天氣冷得令人只想宅在家。這個閒日我就是宅在家裡,觀賞著Priscilla推介我看的電視版《Liar Game》。354Please respect copyright.PENANA1UMr8sIOIQ
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看完一集,我又馬上跟Priscilla在WhatsApp上討論劇情。354Please respect copyright.PENANAlrBqJsMLq0
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我:個男主角又真係真係令人感覺係完美人物。354Please respect copyright.PENANApf5VnQtF0v
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Priscilla:當然啦,作者就是特意把他設定完美。354Please respect copyright.PENANA9gyxHiHlgU
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我:另外嗰個惠里香又幾靚女,我追《死亡筆記》真人版都見過佢。354Please respect copyright.PENANAgQhR1I3LQA
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Priscilla:哈哈,那是女神。354Please respect copyright.PENANAl2dxtZXnto
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我:對啦,你後天會再出來嗎?354Please respect copyright.PENANAlI5EyPjj5X
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Priscilla:去哪?354Please respect copyright.PENANAFtwJFxbM3j
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我:你上次咪話想去女僕cafe嘅?354Please respect copyright.PENANAAbIsFmV9ty
我:不如我就帶你去一次啦!354Please respect copyright.PENANA32dwOOnpdr
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Priscilla:好,幾點?354Please respect copyright.PENANAmQT35kuxCh
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我:星期一下午4點,照舊旺角E2出口等啦。354Please respect copyright.PENANATm7a1GlTHL
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有人說過,男生在交友app上追女生,猶如一場淘汰賽,這是一場幾十人,甚至是幾百人競爭一人的遊戲。354Please respect copyright.PENANAudjuB2gHDo
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以Priscilla的質素,假設她同時被幾十個男生撩著,光是論網上聊天的開場白,就已經淘汰了超過一大半的人。354Please respect copyright.PENANAsgsEWwvZo5
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而剩下的人之中,能夠順利進行first date的人估計只有幾個。354Please respect copyright.PENANAzZwa5O74RA
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換言之,如果你能夠在app上約到一個女生出來的話,也就是意味著你已經勝出了第一回合的初賽。354Please respect copyright.PENANAYEEUqnIqYY
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如果之後的好幾次約會都順利進行,而且心靈和肉體的接觸都有所升温的話,就能真的變成情侶。354Please respect copyright.PENANAWnJjP50Cwk
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可是等等,男女的關係該怎樣推進?這一刻,我發覺自己完全不懂啊!!!354Please respect copyright.PENANAxBU18SaLdP
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我只知道,不能在感情未升温之前直接表白。既然不能表白,那如何是好?用談話來推進感情嗎?354Please respect copyright.PENANAPql38634YH
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於是,約會前的一天,我在Google搜「第一次約會之後的部署」。354Please respect copyright.PENANAqv8eV0MgAM
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現在網絡資訊如此發達,我輕而易舉就找到相關教學。354Please respect copyright.PENANA1PL6msrpbI
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「⋯⋯你可以摸她的頭,扶她的手;總之如果有一步你發覺不順利,或者她表情抗拒的話,你就退到上一步,再重新嘗試弄好氣氛,再推進關係。」354Please respect copyright.PENANAzXIsXF7clC
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Priscilla:我今晚約咗個朋友,佢26號就要返上去。354Please respect copyright.PENANATS9vAADS8H
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我:你哋約幾點?354Please respect copyright.PENANAm7PqDyjsmj
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Priscilla:7點呀354Please respect copyright.PENANAgRJDbKZF3j
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我:冇問題啦大把時間。354Please respect copyright.PENANAYwuUX47Vl5
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1月24日,我如常地在熙來攘往的街上約見Priscilla,這次她穿的是天藍色系的碎花上衣,襯上紅色的毛衣,下身則是卡奇色的長布裙。我也很有誠意地穿上白色系的牛仔外套,還蠟好頭來見她。354Please respect copyright.PENANAoqpX96aRo8
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Priscilla:邊間?354Please respect copyright.PENANA1UMfjGrgFT
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於是,我又再次為她帶路;從E2出口走過銀行,來到十字路口,再右轉直行,路途有不少車輛停泊,還有一些電訊商在路旁設街站進行傳銷。354Please respect copyright.PENANAMkByo7Pyfq
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我:再過多個街口就到。354Please respect copyright.PENANAYv50LB10Ge
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來到一個交通燈前,我們又停一停等候著。354Please respect copyright.PENANAPypk6pVEje
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嗯⋯⋯近距離靠近她沒有問題,可以做下一步了。可是該怎樣觸碰她呢?我神不自在地緊盯著她的手臂,猶豫該不該碰她好。354Please respect copyright.PENANAYJbhkXnQvG
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「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟⋯⋯」354Please respect copyright.PENANAJsRXxoKLxE
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不久,指示聲響隨著交通燈色的變換,也變了。我才決定奮起那一刻的勇氣,扶著她的手臂過馬路。354Please respect copyright.PENANAFhhhZHYRwH
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她當作沒事情發生般,繼續跟我一起走過。354Please respect copyright.PENANAouHboL1g1E
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很好,一切如常,那我可以繼續碰她了。354Please respect copyright.PENANAnbWpahxOSm
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最終來到了女僕cafe裡。354Please respect copyright.PENANAFzRSaAb3xS
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「嚟啦,等我施個魔法先!」354Please respect copyright.PENANAaG7jMjdj1e
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我們只點了特飲。來到女僕cafe,就當然不少得所謂的「施魔法儀式」,就是女僕會在送上蛋包飯或飲品之後,(如果是蛋包飯,就會先用蕃茄醬在飯上畫出客人想要的字或圖),然後就是「施魔法」。354Please respect copyright.PENANAsJBiANjTYw
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女僕:你哋係咪第一次嚟㗎?354Please respect copyright.PENANAQMBQSLaWx3
(她熱情地招呼我們。)354Please respect copyright.PENANAoWQWTRtdtT
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女僕cafe一向都是宅男的其中一個象徵詞,因為他們經常都會在此出沒。354Please respect copyright.PENANA6QBBFENs1p
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不過,我早已經像戒煙一樣,戒掉了來這裡消遣的習慣。三年前的我在某些朋友介紹下,經常來這裡消遣。我身邊倒是有過一些朋友,經過到這裡的目的,就是為了追到這裡的女僕。354Please respect copyright.PENANAfHUkHi9JvB
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後來,當我覺醒到:這裡的女僕,大多數都已有男朋友的時候,便直接退出情感投資,也勸說我的朋友「回頭是岸」。除非是閒日沒事做,不知到哪兒,才會選擇來這裡填填肚子,隨便找人玩狼人殺。354Please respect copyright.PENANA0lEDumLJJN
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老實說,我上一次來這裡,已經是兩年前的事了。354Please respect copyright.PENANAevBQmWGtWi
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「有冇興趣加入做maid呢?」來到女僕cafe,只要當值女僕看見你是女生,就會嘗試招聘你入行。354Please respect copyright.PENANAiuEtNybsQu
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Priscilla:冇呀,純粹同朋友嚟玩。354Please respect copyright.PENANAzbAB8Qry1Z
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Priscilla今天想到這裡的原因,純粹就是受到《會長是女僕大人》漫畫影響,然後引發出好奇心,想知道女僕到底是種甚麼次文化,所以我才帶她上來。354Please respect copyright.PENANAAlGdgsM1L8
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為了要符合所謂女僕的型象,當值女僕總會跟我們聊上幾句。354Please respect copyright.PENANA2pSTYeLcmP
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女僕:你係咪讀設計㗎?你著嘅衫好有呢種feel。354Please respect copyright.PENANA2a9wsJ6eVd
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Priscilla:我讀電影㗎。354Please respect copyright.PENANA1vTLH4pVzt
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我:我讀Engine354Please respect copyright.PENANAiMiloDQFfc
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頓時,該女僕無語地打量著我全身。354Please respect copyright.PENANAD7nOEbPnl3
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我:睇唔出呢?354Please respect copyright.PENANAePAi65wsZT
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女僕:我成日以為Engine仔都係不修邊幅囉,但你又著得好乾淨。354Please respect copyright.PENANAlZ2UIvHuBo
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這個社會對工程系的學生都有一種刻版印象:就是以為讀工程的人都是不修邊幅的人。354Please respect copyright.PENANA75wxiDVswR
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事實上,我已經被不少人這樣形容過,但我一次又一次地違反他們的直覺。354Please respect copyright.PENANAKNdwH0kFDS
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「我們來拍個照吧!(普通話)」Priscilla說。354Please respect copyright.PENANA5JgeFv3fQ4
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於是,相簿裡又誕生了我和她我合照。354Please respect copyright.PENANAAchBbCBfcy
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這裡是我和Priscilla的第四個約會點。354Please respect copyright.PENANAoDQlmP86nG
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離開不久,升降機為我們帶來極短暫的二人世界。354Please respect copyright.PENANAnRrxAMrFZv
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Priscilla:跟住我要去搵朋友先354Please respect copyright.PENANADCxcJ1rAKa
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我:不如一齊食啲嘢先啦,頭先都冇食嘢。354Please respect copyright.PENANAvNjyprsu9v
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Priscilla:你陪我去T.O.P.好嗎?(普通話)354Please respect copyright.PENANADrVeWTcQLm
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我:好啦。354Please respect copyright.PENANAfabgRV0WZY
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在電梯裡,說完,我就伸手輕摸她的頭中;當然,自己也是冒著被拒絕的風險,眼睛偷偷地瞄住她的頭很久,好不容易才鼓起勇氣去摸她。354Please respect copyright.PENANACj8YyPuLgr
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Priscilla:唉呀,你成日攪到我個頭亂晒啦!354Please respect copyright.PENANAXJt144ABCJ
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她假裝生氣把頭望向門前方,徒手梳著頭髮,剛好,升降機門打開。354Please respect copyright.PENANAgIAeFSQbdc