「你個宇智波鼬cos得超型囉！」這是來自其中一位女生，配對成功之後對我說的首句話。389Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvj74moD75
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基本上，女生跟我配對之後，她們的開場白80%都是評論著我的首張大頭照，也就是女裝樣子。389Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjejDDjIn2
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不過總有一些例外就是，女生把焦點放在我的第二張相片——宇智波鼬cosplay。389Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEL7fwd3pu
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聊天就是隨緣，總有人是話題終結者，談過幾句之後，我便失去了認識的意欲；總有人是持續地引發我的興趣，使我很想深入認識究竟。389Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZ2D0BDMNz
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Bumble的世界，可算是外籍人多，真有不少女生是居住在香港的外籍人士，我遇到的基本上都是歐美國籍。389Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65JWRJYawL
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「I appreciate your Itachi cosplay!!!」Yuli。389Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDURceLAO1
「Your cosplay is cool!!」389Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuwTfDNhxD
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我配對上Yuli之後，又開展了一場對話。389Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nja1ge0fG
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Yuli的職業是一個銀行顧問，她是美國籍；但是我看她的照片，皮膚是黃的，個子也看似矮小，完全不像歐美血統的人。應該是僑民吧？389Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0xfCVVH3T
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論顏值，樣子普普通通還可以，臉有點嬰兒胖，也蠻襯托著她矮小的身形。389Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtX3vL8JCvV
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我：yep, did u aslo watch Boruto（博人傳）?389Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzjL03Zjut
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Yuli：A little bit389Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYiHWjfPC1
Yuli：But I hate it.389Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCy4JgeLRuH
Yuli：Naruto and Sasuke are weakened.389Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFQxVFFq0q
（鳴佐被弱化）389Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUvI0BWM7w
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（真正的英語人士，在日常聊天是使用更多的縮寫和更多informal language，例如you會寫成u、let me寫成lemme，為方便讀者閱讀和理解，我會盡量把這些縮寫還原和翻譯。）389Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYAg0285WU
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使用交友app久了，總會摸到一些套路。這些套路包括聊天該聊甚麼內容。389Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGtfyf6uy7
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其實來來去去都是先來個開場白，開場白都不外乎圍繞著照片來說；見照片有貓談貓、有狗談狗、有蛋糕談蛋糕。自我介紹大可不必，因為都已經在個人檔案上寫好了出來，自己按進去看就可以，不用問。389Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSDpRc3cTm
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聊完開場白之後，其次就是離不開個人興趣，接著的事其實大家都猜到，Yuli都是跟我聊火影忍者的劇情。389Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8W19oRCQaf
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論Yuli回覆信息的頻率，基本上都是一天兩三次。389Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaA93BovVao
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「你呢，要去識多啲鬼妹，佢哋啱你啲！」我又不禁回想起那天在壽司店裡，Jason對我說的一番話。389Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuoueB5BC1
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嗯，也許我真的要試一試。人生總有很多個第一次。389Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOv8cdTIFSe
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我：hang out next Sun?389Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFQuIZZBxi
（星期日要出來嗎？）389Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssHhWakem0
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聊了一個星期，又是該約見面的時候。389Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdB4dfYs8IE
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說真的，自從我初嘗約會，約見過Lia之後，我就比以前更大膽去約女生出來見面。389Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOhaM5P4Mt
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人的膽子就是鍛煉出來，第一次做事，可能又驚又喜，把它當成大白象工程一樣；但之後習慣了，就不再當它是怎一回事。389Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3Ob3MSc4E
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幾個月前，初嘗交友app，在下載之後的那一刻，心情又驚又喜，完全不知道該怎樣把網上的女生約出來；但是現在，經過了第一次、第二次、甚至更多次，我已經摸出一點點的公式。389Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzprgVyfDiu
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Yuli：yep, where u want?389Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEMzXxhqzx
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