飯後,我陪著Lia逛商場。432Please respect copyright.PENANAx5bdlvAxuC
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11月,天氣不冷也不熱,我們從暗然失色的柏油路,推過玻璃門,走進了漆亮鮮明的商場路面。432Please respect copyright.PENANAi2984MfdRB
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Lia:邊啲人係gay係直,我係識得分嘅。432Please respect copyright.PENANAyH714TlSj5
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我:咁你覺得我似唔似bi?432Please respect copyright.PENANAbaIptY6b5H
我:我係幾容易俾女仔覺得我係bi432Please respect copyright.PENANAmYNmcbNHGE
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Lia:你唔係囉,我feel到你係一個直男,你唔會鍾意男仔。432Please respect copyright.PENANAvjgsRgB0Mg
Lia:你都係純粹玩女裝啫。432Please respect copyright.PENANAkxCfMBoMaQ
Lia:真係gay同bi,同埋嗰啲真係想變性嘅人,我都識過,所以我好清楚佢係點,但你好明顯唔係。432Please respect copyright.PENANAqKCYHpGm0C
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所以我前面都已經強調過,「扮gay食女」是不會成功的。432Please respect copyright.PENANAENNRH7EZum
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Gay的人通常都會讓女生覺得沒有威脅性,還帶點溫柔特質,容易親近;但是女生終歸都有一份想被征服的天性,所以如果一個男生對女生是完全沒有進攻性的話,還是很容易被friendzone。432Please respect copyright.PENANAnP1ExHMpDG
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所以,通常gay的人,都最多只是被當成姊妹、朋友。432Please respect copyright.PENANAsM5tZWeUAy
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走著走著,我差不多要回家;於是我們又走到地鐵站。432Please respect copyright.PENANAFzh6yYx5UD
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Lia:我成日都鐘意碌卡。432Please respect copyright.PENANAsZbcuOm01z
Lia:仲試過碌卡碌爆數。432Please respect copyright.PENANAVtaNjPN6vF
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當討論到她的財務狀況時,她終於暴露了自己的缺點。432Please respect copyright.PENANA85glEPnY8O
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我不是一個拜金主義者,找女朋友時不會在乎一個人每個月的收入有多少;但是如果一個人經常都不儲蓄、還把信用卡刷爆、甚至完全沒有理財觀念的話,太令人沒有安全感了!432Please respect copyright.PENANAZImihnMP4z
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不過,整體來講Lia都是一個頗率直的女生,她還分享自己過去的戀愛經驗。432Please respect copyright.PENANAR6aKBrcT8e
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Lia:我喺大學時同個男仔一齊。432Please respect copyright.PENANAlYsqJYqZFD
Lia:我哋一齊房度玩LOL。432Please respect copyright.PENANAgpGBomZaZ5
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相處了都差不多兩個小時,我感受到Lia不但是「麻雀系女友」,她還是個「女漢子系」,為人爽朗。432Please respect copyright.PENANALkd8t49Ru6
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Lia:後來點解我會分手?432Please respect copyright.PENANAVayOfh0S73
Lia:就係因為每次嘈交,佢成日威脅我話要自殺。432Please respect copyright.PENANA9ni02POKh3
Lia:不過有一次佢都幾柒。432Please respect copyright.PENANAZkLIAGGLMl
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Lia愈講愈忍不住笑出來。432Please respect copyright.PENANAo4FQ3SYfTE
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Lia:佢威脅我,如果我唔出嚟見佢,佢就由屋企跳落去。432Please respect copyright.PENANATsUNSdp4DZ
Lia:後來我個friend同我報串,話佢只係講大話。432Please respect copyright.PENANAWXDkw0xdE4
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我:咁佢實則喺邊度?432Please respect copyright.PENANAhP10tzFnGj
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Lia:原來佢係喺hall度安然無恙地玩LOL。432Please respect copyright.PENANAGrvYZ5QlR4
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我:咁撚攪笑都有嘅?432Please respect copyright.PENANApDbjLpfUqC
(連我也忍不住暗笑。)