飯後,我陪著Lia逛商場。480Please respect copyright.PENANArsCbhYofvY
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11月,天氣不冷也不熱,我們從暗然失色的柏油路,推過玻璃門,走進了漆亮鮮明的商場路面。480Please respect copyright.PENANAHgwmWUDgJw
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Lia:邊啲人係gay係直,我係識得分嘅。480Please respect copyright.PENANAu3r92mk0AZ
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我:咁你覺得我似唔似bi?480Please respect copyright.PENANAvQleRqtUFv
我:我係幾容易俾女仔覺得我係bi480Please respect copyright.PENANAaG7Gcs7PEj
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Lia:你唔係囉,我feel到你係一個直男,你唔會鍾意男仔。480Please respect copyright.PENANAml7MCtZ7x6
Lia:你都係純粹玩女裝啫。480Please respect copyright.PENANAHqXhWSypCg
Lia:真係gay同bi,同埋嗰啲真係想變性嘅人,我都識過,所以我好清楚佢係點,但你好明顯唔係。480Please respect copyright.PENANAtolLvOWasI
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所以我前面都已經強調過,「扮gay食女」是不會成功的。480Please respect copyright.PENANA5dUJxE2aPe
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Gay的人通常都會讓女生覺得沒有威脅性,還帶點溫柔特質,容易親近;但是女生終歸都有一份想被征服的天性,所以如果一個男生對女生是完全沒有進攻性的話,還是很容易被friendzone。480Please respect copyright.PENANAWOWCw5Fyo6
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所以,通常gay的人,都最多只是被當成姊妹、朋友。480Please respect copyright.PENANA6jp6XJSOvl
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走著走著,我差不多要回家;於是我們又走到地鐵站。480Please respect copyright.PENANA7K9yfeWfqc
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Lia:我成日都鐘意碌卡。480Please respect copyright.PENANAfjxokkPVm5
Lia:仲試過碌卡碌爆數。480Please respect copyright.PENANASBcfqol0nz
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當討論到她的財務狀況時,她終於暴露了自己的缺點。480Please respect copyright.PENANAF9hhdCoimc
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我不是一個拜金主義者,找女朋友時不會在乎一個人每個月的收入有多少;但是如果一個人經常都不儲蓄、還把信用卡刷爆、甚至完全沒有理財觀念的話,太令人沒有安全感了!480Please respect copyright.PENANADU1T8O67P8
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不過,整體來講Lia都是一個頗率直的女生,她還分享自己過去的戀愛經驗。480Please respect copyright.PENANAPqrwlwsFQK
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Lia:我喺大學時同個男仔一齊。480Please respect copyright.PENANAeiuvZST62S
Lia:我哋一齊房度玩LOL。480Please respect copyright.PENANAnHENsLo7Ql
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相處了都差不多兩個小時,我感受到Lia不但是「麻雀系女友」,她還是個「女漢子系」,為人爽朗。480Please respect copyright.PENANAgxjjsloXNV
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Lia:後來點解我會分手?480Please respect copyright.PENANAUwxtWYP982
Lia:就係因為每次嘈交,佢成日威脅我話要自殺。480Please respect copyright.PENANA1jcQtMbFj4
Lia:不過有一次佢都幾柒。480Please respect copyright.PENANA0jS2Z0Wihp
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Lia愈講愈忍不住笑出來。480Please respect copyright.PENANAO37iIxTzMo
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Lia:佢威脅我,如果我唔出嚟見佢,佢就由屋企跳落去。480Please respect copyright.PENANADZZFsIEBfG
Lia:後來我個friend同我報串,話佢只係講大話。480Please respect copyright.PENANAgc5vZD04oV
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我:咁佢實則喺邊度?480Please respect copyright.PENANALsLZ5NN8MQ
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Lia:原來佢係喺hall度安然無恙地玩LOL。480Please respect copyright.PENANA5V2qh9iLQx
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我:咁撚攪笑都有嘅?480Please respect copyright.PENANAtvBl1DJJ0i
(連我也忍不住暗笑。)