偶爾,我也會上lihkg研究別人的交友app攻略,有人說match之後要先聊一個月才能約見,有人說兩個星期,有人說一個星期⋯⋯670Please respect copyright.PENANAx5NGtA86zF
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與此同時,我也閱讀到一些貼文是提醒人們提防網上騙案,有人在app上被美容直銷(俗稱美容雞),騙去感情和金錢、還有倫敦金騙案和中醫騙案。670Please respect copyright.PENANAo40LVCY5Gs
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聽說在Tinder上的約炮和直銷都有個共同特徵:他們聊不久就閃電詢問別人的電話號碼。670Please respect copyright.PENANAYyo8pWNBFI
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不過我對這點不以為然,於是我又跟一個女生在WhatsApp上聊。670Please respect copyright.PENANA37rJOQpoFL
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她是Marina,我在Tinder上match過她,她在Tinder上又是上線時間不穩定。670Please respect copyright.PENANAtAFiE501IT
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「你影相嗰度係咪西貢嚟㗎?(笑喊」我發送了一句開場白。670Please respect copyright.PENANAfnxQPOHLol
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「係呀,你咁醒嘅?(笑喊」結果等了幾天,她才回覆我道。670Please respect copyright.PENANAKnCSYIaEmF
「我好少上呢度,你有冇WhatsApp?」670Please respect copyright.PENANAFr7jFxWJ3e
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在WhatsApp上⋯⋯670Please respect copyright.PENANAXwBdoUbNVU
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我:我準備讀Engine呀(笑喊670Please respect copyright.PENANAwur8FacE66
我:你呢?670Please respect copyright.PENANAoR5lhjGrNA
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Marina:我喺asso讀marketing呀(笑喊670Please respect copyright.PENANA0QxhoF2jUe
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我:今個星期五有冇時間約出嚟?670Please respect copyright.PENANAfofEmBMOlF
我:我想去旺角一間cafe坐670Please respect copyright.PENANAwuXUGYupne
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Marina:好呀,你想幾點?670Please respect copyright.PENANAfwyB0YLg8w
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在以前,我採取的戰術是:Match之後要先聊上兩星期,到了大家的關係稍為熟絡,才約見。670Please respect copyright.PENANAHZLpEv8Ygu
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但是現在,我決定嘗試:只聊一個星期,就安排約會。670Please respect copyright.PENANAkED1ChmtIC
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結果Marina很爽快地答應了。670Please respect copyright.PENANAilmlBPYOjm
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在那個星期五的晚上,我梳好頭髮,噴上髮膠,上身白色為主的T-shirt,下身是黑色武士褲出門。670Please respect copyright.PENANAjoJUYEtf5u
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在旺角的一個地鐵站出口等待她,懷著期待的心情,畢竟很久沒有像今天這樣主動約會了;但同時,又提醒著自己:希望愈大,失望愈大。670Please respect copyright.PENANAqfzyGKhKe6
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等了五分鐘左右,Marina終於到了,她正穿著一件深藍色oversize的長衣,從上身覆蓋至膝上的大腿,顯得皙白;身高大概160-165cm;樣子中上級數。670Please respect copyright.PENANArmDDU5J1k6
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Marina:行邊個方向呀?670Please respect copyright.PENANAR6WypcYGJl
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於是在我們來到了一家以「花」作主題的cafe,這裡滿天都是「花」,而且以深色系作牆身佈景;加上夜景和燈光的襯托下,完美突顯出這裡的浪漫氣氛。670Please respect copyright.PENANAYqVKexPAcC
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我:你屋企有冇兄弟姊妹?670Please respect copyright.PENANADqAOwPsYOA
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Marina:有呀,我有一個細佬,不過佢讀唔到書嘅670Please respect copyright.PENANATKDexGDftM
Marina:你就好啦,考咁高分入UST670Please respect copyright.PENANA7yFmBILxti
Marina:我屋企嘅細佬成日同阿爸打交,試過半夜嘈醒咗我,跟住我成日要出嚟調停。670Please respect copyright.PENANAhGB346Suii
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我:真係辛苦曬你喎~670Please respect copyright.PENANAyf0zavLGkB
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跟Marina談了幾分鐘的家事,她初步給我的印象是一個孝順的女生,比較顧家。670Please respect copyright.PENANAbRIXEbBLxn
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Marina:你皮膚都幾好喎,平時有冇做保養㗎?670Please respect copyright.PENANAWO3zmMA5x9
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我:有呀,間中敷mask囉,如果唔係點出cos呀?670Please respect copyright.PENANAHtq65m5uN5
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Marina:原來你係玩cosplay㗎?670Please respect copyright.PENANAC0l7RSRy6P
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當Marina說出這句,我就已經覺得很奇怪,難道她沒有仔細看我的個人檔案嗎?如果有看過,怎可能不知道我是玩cosplay呢?670Please respect copyright.PENANAGlNNkf6lii
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我:係呀,同埋我試過著女裝泳衣去私影呀~670Please respect copyright.PENANA02CNDfbmFJ
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於是,我心裡高興地從手機相簿裡拿出一張三點式泳裝照給她看,感覺就是有人欣賞女裝的藝術了。670Please respect copyright.PENANAEsjwIeCcCv
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Marina:哦,原來係咁670Please respect copyright.PENANAYJacs1n01w
Marina:係呢,剩係敷mask唔夠㗎,我做開facial嘅,效果仲好過你去敷mask呀。670Please respect copyright.PENANA0rbkkDufWx
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但是直覺開始告訴我,Marina是直銷,而非真正來交友。670Please respect copyright.PENANAWpcuzEy5cD
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通常在交友app,什至在現實裡,願意跟我交流的女生,談話的焦點都離不開「cosplay」和「偽娘」這些關鍵字;因為我知道自己在平日,就是有意無意地憑這些東西勾起她們的好奇心。670Please respect copyright.PENANAqHJEogLruA
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所以一般女生看過我的女裝照片後,通常都是驚訝反應;即使是性格很淡定、或者不善表達的女生,也不至於無動於衷、總會出賣一些微表情。670Please respect copyright.PENANAl1P1pEtTd9
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然後,在這些時候通常女生都會問我為什麼喜歡穿女裝、什麼時候開始穿、喜歡男的女的,諸如此類的問題。670Please respect copyright.PENANAHBWsGv4cae
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可是我不見得Marina有那半點的好奇心去了解我這一切,真是違反人性。670Please respect copyright.PENANAmWF08diWFV
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Marina異常地對此無動於衷,然後立即把話題轉移到「美容」,很有目的性地想我討論美容話題。670Please respect copyright.PENANAVhkjFnKjOv
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然後她開始推銷著自己使用過美容服務後,皮膚有多好、有多改善、有多自信⋯⋯670Please respect copyright.PENANAA8WM7ss80z
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Marina:下次介紹你去做呀670Please respect copyright.PENANAVdgMtQjGph
Marina:既然我識得你,可以介紹平啲俾你呀670Please respect copyright.PENANAhr7OmbumGR
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我:咁下次約會先啦670Please respect copyright.PENANAZKjBbwjBBp
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這頓晚飯最後各自付款完結,我還直接封鎖了Marina的WhatsApp和電話號碼。670Please respect copyright.PENANAqJneeE3jXA
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原本我在交友app上放女裝照片,是為了透過勾起女生的好奇心,從而增加match量,是一把「矛」。670Please respect copyright.PENANAWby7haGVsn
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沒想到,這也是一個「盾」;在無意之間,除了過濾那些無法接受偽娘的人,它幫助我過濾約炮、直銷、騙子、無法接受偽娘的人。670Please respect copyright.PENANAumc5DwO7T0
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因為這些人根本不會仔細留意他人的個人檔案,一個真正來交友的人怎可能對這些基本資料不聞不問呢?670Please respect copyright.PENANAGhWQcOPHW0
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美人計的弱點,是偽娘吧?以我所知,很多偽娘的性口味都不是單純的在想男女上床。670Please respect copyright.PENANA0Xc8oF6RjS