偶爾，我也會上lihkg研究別人的交友app攻略，有人說match之後要先聊一個月才能約見，有人說兩個星期，有人說一個星期⋯⋯564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbf8s6782c
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與此同時，我也閱讀到一些貼文是提醒人們提防網上騙案，有人在app上被美容直銷（俗稱美容雞），騙去感情和金錢、還有倫敦金騙案和中醫騙案。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQLO2sBBc7
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聽說在Tinder上的約炮和直銷都有個共同特徵：他們聊不久就閃電詢問別人的電話號碼。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wQbcqh0yS
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpALzWKQa4
不過我對這點不以為然，於是我又跟一個女生在WhatsApp上聊。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkQtEunn0B
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEDWgr9qtS
她是Marina，我在Tinder上match過她，她在Tinder上又是上線時間不穩定。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAXVNNQ85E
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdkYlaOU5P
「你影相嗰度係咪西貢嚟㗎？（笑喊」我發送了一句開場白。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAAjkMRkoC
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jz4oCgKdo
「係呀，你咁醒嘅？（笑喊」結果等了幾天，她才回覆我道。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lhpMotzs4
「我好少上呢度，你有冇WhatsApp？」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5wZl9jKVr
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKEmUD1Odx
在WhatsApp上⋯⋯564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEztiP87AL
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUrHGrFIP0
我：我準備讀Engine呀（笑喊564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYThWrtoGS
我：你呢？564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGS30vnfCb
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVsj5kQ9YY
Marina：我喺asso讀marketing呀（笑喊564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sGpDMXkTs
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJ9D2NlS7p
我：今個星期五有冇時間約出嚟？564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzapGUsYMId
我：我想去旺角一間cafe坐564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDYmZ57RC0
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmAB4kziW1
Marina：好呀，你想幾點？564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRIfG7fsTp
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8UugYNPhl
在以前，我採取的戰術是：Match之後要先聊上兩星期，到了大家的關係稍為熟絡，才約見。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55anFAMlsZ
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQk7MAj9UO
但是現在，我決定嘗試：只聊一個星期，就安排約會。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjct90nnSx8
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkpXt2fnSA
結果Marina很爽快地答應了。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75EmGa8VuJ
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETbrramfX2
在那個星期五的晚上，我梳好頭髮，噴上髮膠，上身白色為主的T-shirt，下身是黑色武士褲出門。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzR6x3wvZPk
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ddHHNJJmK
在旺角的一個地鐵站出口等待她，懷著期待的心情，畢竟很久沒有像今天這樣主動約會了；但同時，又提醒著自己：希望愈大，失望愈大。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHm2OYQr4p9
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZO6w6Oo1h
等了五分鐘左右，Marina終於到了，她正穿著一件深藍色oversize的長衣，從上身覆蓋至膝上的大腿，顯得皙白；身高大概160-165cm；樣子中上級數。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hQpENBOmh
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJNaYeS10O
Marina：行邊個方向呀？564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5udhpGh1L
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDFlsEDZ0P
於是在我們來到了一家以「花」作主題的cafe，這裡滿天都是「花」，而且以深色系作牆身佈景；加上夜景和燈光的襯托下，完美突顯出這裡的浪漫氣氛。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7xJXs4U6y
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQM9bpobB7
我：你屋企有冇兄弟姊妹？564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9czSRoYt3R
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALr92N449d
Marina：有呀，我有一個細佬，不過佢讀唔到書嘅564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHufDpDRYkq
Marina：你就好啦，考咁高分入UST564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7fp7HW0el
Marina：我屋企嘅細佬成日同阿爸打交，試過半夜嘈醒咗我，跟住我成日要出嚟調停。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1YRjeyz4L
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPQoIGcLBa
我：真係辛苦曬你喎～564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx830oploLg
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiJpHiBM4P
跟Marina談了幾分鐘的家事，她初步給我的印象是一個孝順的女生，比較顧家。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRbRfAPfJi
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGEf9BUFm2
Marina：你皮膚都幾好喎，平時有冇做保養㗎？564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTG9clYUIXS
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjLMhwlXZh
我：有呀，間中敷mask囉，如果唔係點出cos呀？564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXgQPW7upW
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UDX7O0Z0k
Marina：原來你係玩cosplay㗎？564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggjh7fOFkn
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當Marina說出這句，我就已經覺得很奇怪，難道她沒有仔細看我的個人檔案嗎？如果有看過，怎可能不知道我是玩cosplay呢？564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRk6JxDG5s
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEwEbFkGOF
我：係呀，同埋我試過著女裝泳衣去私影呀～564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IqXzmgA5Q
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjQywhmyee
於是，我心裡高興地從手機相簿裡拿出一張三點式泳裝照給她看，感覺就是有人欣賞女裝的藝術了。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs79h8qJWjA
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dBEaKZRMm
Marina：哦，原來係咁564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKaS0CDcKq
Marina：係呢，剩係敷mask唔夠㗎，我做開facial嘅，效果仲好過你去敷mask呀。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMl4U8S1sD
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyRGme20v9
但是直覺開始告訴我，Marina是直銷，而非真正來交友。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NHd23u112
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5r41KLIDi
通常在交友app，什至在現實裡，願意跟我交流的女生，談話的焦點都離不開「cosplay」和「偽娘」這些關鍵字；因為我知道自己在平日，就是有意無意地憑這些東西勾起她們的好奇心。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuf2WIrs0Tg
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4li6heoko
所以一般女生看過我的女裝照片後，通常都是驚訝反應；即使是性格很淡定、或者不善表達的女生，也不至於無動於衷、總會出賣一些微表情。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTqThnzD52
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIa4Gqy36e
然後，在這些時候通常女生都會問我為什麼喜歡穿女裝、什麼時候開始穿、喜歡男的女的，諸如此類的問題。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0wIzAcnWk
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Umkfqw5HM
可是我不見得Marina有那半點的好奇心去了解我這一切，真是違反人性。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwkHZQoLQu
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKdQgkDph2
Marina異常地對此無動於衷，然後立即把話題轉移到「美容」，很有目的性地想我討論美容話題。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUg8XjCQ1rF
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqYshi0cPZ
然後她開始推銷著自己使用過美容服務後，皮膚有多好、有多改善、有多自信⋯⋯564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGr9GlhM34m
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Marina：下次介紹你去做呀564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Fugucnlia
Marina：既然我識得你，可以介紹平啲俾你呀564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoP5wt9QnZ
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpnZY3x5l7
我：咁下次約會先啦564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQ3dHaTUVk
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTQelJIiVy
這頓晚飯最後各自付款完結，我還直接封鎖了Marina的WhatsApp和電話號碼。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucWXjGmoic
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6sJwbf1u9
原本我在交友app上放女裝照片，是為了透過勾起女生的好奇心，從而增加match量，是一把「矛」。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zOo90CvOH
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBf2sZN32k
沒想到，這也是一個「盾」；在無意之間，除了過濾那些無法接受偽娘的人，它幫助我過濾約炮、直銷、騙子、無法接受偽娘的人。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpFJkRbEyw
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6LmfcBBVB
因為這些人根本不會仔細留意他人的個人檔案，一個真正來交友的人怎可能對這些基本資料不聞不問呢？564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkmSiYyYe9
564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgdjEdAjvu
美人計的弱點，是偽娘吧？以我所知，很多偽娘的性口味都不是單純的在想男女上床。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovmPwCtEak
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