第093集 ~ 欣︰咁我試吓講少少波啦，最後仲會出現咗「佢」！？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJchs9kkJqF
上次我講到喺陳老師同黃老師個房度見到條乾晒嘅屍…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvlpRLiUIy
我開頭仲以為係黃老師俾邪魔外道殺咗，仲將佢整成咁…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqw8YD8uT7V
但係，原來佢幾衰啊 ！竟然整咗個陷阱嚟害我哋…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRLmcbqKeV
好在，有陳老師喺度咋，唔係我哋成班人都中晒毒喇！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68bpq2BuNv
(細妹，放心啦，如果冇陳Sir，我哋都入唔到呢個房啦，又點會中毒呢！)836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSOaOeA0zi
咁即係點啊？D毒…係想害陳老師？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1C88UQYRe
唉，我都唔理得咁多喇，總知呢度就因為陳老師而冇事喺啦。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8gtel0Ply
但係…阿狗手上封信叫我哋…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2d1xgmM6Pv
「好！我哋就去「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」度會一會佢，睇吓佢攪得D乜都好！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96PA3VrF9Z
去呢個足球場！？黃老師或者係個神秘人究竟想做咩呢？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqY6jjawjMK
我擔心起嚟咪講囉︰—836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTManiLjct
「陳老師，「肥高人」我哋已經聯絡唔到，我有個朋友，佢都好犀利嫁，不如等埋佢先一齊先去丫，佢叫「白百龍」啊！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aHbiyST01
但係，佢似乎唔係太鍾意「先生」佢，所以佢一句「唔使」，我就再冇問嚧。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvPvI658n1
之後，大家都跟住陳老師佢出發去嗰個足球場。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJ0AoD5I02
………836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBX4qcUMjw
而家，我哋班人有我﹑輝輝﹑家姐﹑袋袋﹑陳老師﹑阿明﹑小倩﹑阿狗﹑阿妮﹑荷瑪﹑洋腸﹑仲有…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsiJuuSe7e
「居居」都跟咗嚟，但係…點解好似唔見咗阿明公公嘅？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPzk6JFA3I
我諗，頭先佢哋梗係去咗送公公佢上路喇，我記得喺地鐵度佢哋講過D咩投胎咁嫁。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjh4crFYWZ
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唔經唔覺，我哋都到咗球場喇，呢度就好似「鬼門關」咁…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTEow3szzZ
唔知邊度嚟種感覺，覺得入到去，就好有可能返唔到出嚟咁，個心有D驚，有D怕啊。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwrtMSfCxa
門口又的確好配合咁，等我哋一入去，就「嘭」一聲閂埋咗…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8O6m3k9ADF
我哋入到去…場內就有把廣播聲音叫我哋去更衣室，好似一早就等緊我哋嚟咁…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZ5bQzu7Io
仲唔單止咁，連球場出面都好嘈，睇嚟呢次…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡws8GgGSa92
我唔敢想像喇，我淨係捉緊輝輝隻手，跟住佢行。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcDzA84uZw
………836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNoN54A5o9
「麗麗，呢度男更衣室嚟嫁，你唔係想跟埋入去呀？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBFvobYEL9
「袋袋」雖然咁樣同家姐講，但係我都真係好想跟埋去啊！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFJhEEUoNu
得返我哋幾個女仔喺門口，好驚家嘛！好在…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvdGQiz86O
「妹妹你哋四個唔好入住，我唔會閂更衣室呢道門，我帶頭行入去，你哋四個男仔排成人鍊慢慢行入嚟。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8qoOvzKOq
陳老師都總算錫住我哋。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwr4wNjTyJ
我哋就係咁，排成一條人鍊，慢慢行入去…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpVu1uCLO2
我戰戰兢兢咁，唔敢四圍望，直至…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOieVB6I3DN
「哇！陳Sir！我啊！Kenny啊！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOjjHih5F2
「係我哋啊！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8jhSO0B1v
咦，咁似輝輝朋友嘅聲嘅，但係我都唔敢行前去望，因為…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSkYm991Gn
點知人哋有冇著衫褲噃。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKd0KwJZCJL
「唔好理啦，都唔係啊，係踢足球啊。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAiIlXa4LB
我冇望，淨係一直揸住輝輝隻手，一邊聽佢哋講嘢，不過…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UiXeVFiHg
佢哋講嘢我都唔明嘅，呢度係足球場，當然係踢足球啦，講嘢都怪怪地嘅。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QAz3Mpyrr
「呢度有個窗口，你望完我哋對手個樣先講我諗會好D。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGo7pG9xfG
輝輝扯住我行咗去窗口位，我亦都見到晒佢班朋友喇，原來都著好晒衫嘅…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbV2BmlSCr
但係，我望返去輝輝度，點解佢個樣咁嘅？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRcuf8ABlC
我跟住佢望嘅方向去望，而家…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVhkkVAW6b
原來足球場上面已經有一隊妖怪等緊輝輝佢哋開波，仲望晒上嚟添…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt586FEF6ns
至於佢哋係咩樣，一陣落場先講啦，總之冇好嘢啦！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zAwafy7mI
「請香港代表隊出場！」場內突然廣播。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtrM3mXS3D
「你哋恨到啦！做香港代表喇！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ446MrBY9F1
「睇完點啊，阿輝？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmDRnmr7E4
「感覺還可以。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTszU5YYxM
「你唔係覺得可以贏呀？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3LKCdaZku
「最多咪輸！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUKUk62AwT
「你會唔會太天真啊？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9nDglQlih
「同妖怪踢波同陪太子讀書一樣，伴君如伴虎啊！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMSccuHINW
「邊有得贏丫！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdKiwcMRde
「胖虎係咪即係技安啊？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshQcSuspv4
「妖，你去死啦！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9iPp0FnxzA
「你哋換返正常裝先啦，我哋就去正正常常踢返場波囉！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYl310OfRy
「好~~~」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrso0OxROc
佢哋都冇嚟心機咁嚧。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SugaXnASX
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡft7BUEdIHa
一隻小妖怪走咗入嚟，講嘢仲鬼死咁乞人憎！真係想打巴佢。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBbIzNEIYS
不過，我冇咁做到，大家換返正常球衣就跟住呢隻乞人憎嘅小妖出場喇！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0RvEjrRNC
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「餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqc8mH6OIA
出到場，全場都咁叫，個感覺就好似一班餓鬼等住食我哋一樣。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfpoI6nTOw
呢個場好大，全場幾萬個座位滿晒，都係妖魔鬼怪…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFq7ymRfgF
我一望埋去，佢哋仲玩緊「鬼浪」…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5yvGQY1wy
我哋同後備球員一齊坐，輝輝就正選出場…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7QoFXk83s
但係呢D時候，係咪做後備好過正選呢？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4rPzAi3vU
我坐低咗，就只有祈禱，同聽佢哋講嘢。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSzIBhqTDA
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzkIFTlpf9
阿明突然舉手。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQ0ThChuQ0
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Q2J52AERk
王老師望一望出面…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeo3hvofU5B
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmreJn6eXQ
好似好勉勵咁，但係又好似推D學生去死咁，D老師總係做埋呢D嘢嘅。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCQESWGB3L
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93j1zZyBTx
陳老師呢D叫做有承擔，佢呢D先係老師嚟家嘛！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPHnMbwwVg
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRjvnIPe3Q
輝輝，好英啊！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUTbmRBA8R
佢哋之後走咗入場…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xZM5zExOF
(咇~~~！)836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyRGYCsXs6
開波喇！小心啊！輝輝！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW03Vw5b62Z
對手先開波，一開波，有隻好似鴨咁嘅妖怪就一腳抽射，仲大嗌︰—836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZdN9EXwMb
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFaLP5NqC1
力量好強大啊！個波就好似炮彈咁！但係…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsY65O9ztGP
點解佢向上踢嘅？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7lHEXv5Iv
我雖然唔係好識踢波啫，不過都知個波係要射入龍門先有分啦。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SUu3VZjMs
全場球員﹑球證，就連球迷都望晒上天，好虔誠咁祈求個波會跌返落嚟…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRntNCriFTZ
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唔經唔覺已經5分鐘喇，個波仲未跌返落嚟囉…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeeRUak8jv
咦，係個波啊！跌返落嚟喇，但係…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLmy10UEsL
(咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！)836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZ8Wyqv3ya
全場突然傳嚟一大堆咁嘅聲！咩事呢？我見到…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDxCvtrVzM
一個妖怪嘅頭碌咗喺我腳邊…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW95B4mlfuJ
原來係大家條頸望上去太耐喇，好多妖怪條頸都硬咗…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUXxEcyAXv
見到個波一跌落嚟，成班都望返落嚟，點知…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrxwBRFNOA
連條頸都斷埋，個頭甩咗落嚟…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZj2DhCeYG
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDi68nEk7dz
(嘭~！)836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWQieT6OrS
個波又俾隻鴨妖射咗上太空，大家又唯有望返上去繼續祈禱…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfexZpUgO8
我好心咪執起頭先喺我腳邊嘅頭幫佢望返上去囉…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzIcbZJKUU
佢哋就繼續望住個波，我冇乜興趣咪同…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIPr9gGwGe
連小倩﹑阿妮同家姐都望咗上天，我唯有同荷瑪傾啦。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvhqMBGqQW
「足球比賽咁悶，點解D男仔咁鍾意睇波嘅？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBe8RbGx7Vs
「睇波唔係關鍵，佢哋最鍾意係D女仔問佢哋呢樣嘢，之後喺女仔面前威！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgb7RTkmFUm
「邊樣嘢啊？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIcWhw6y5R
「你知唔知越位係咩丫？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwK0CwmNHyZ
「我知，我知，身體好多，噤落去痹痹地嘅！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloM4PJNKWx
「唔係身體D穴位，係足球術語，越位啊！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcKDu2qMtc
「超越個越呀？我諗…過咗唔知邊位咁囉！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrIgBhTEZk
「嗱！呢，見唔見到龍門旁邊有條線啊！出咗條線咪越位囉！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqI3Yhzi7Q
「嘩，荷瑪，你好叻啊！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkdxE7hRXP
「梗係唔係，過咗禁區條線先啱啊！」阿妮講。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMeQKu6ggV
「好似唔係，好似係小禁區條線先啱。」小倩講。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzCHtFC8id
「你哋都唔識嘅，係過咗對手條最後防線啊！」家姐講。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMt0sfTIh1U
「家姐，你好叻啊！但係…最後防線喺邊嫁？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibHLPa9GHB
「Eee…守龍門嗰個人就係喇！」家姐再解。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrb05ZsE6V
「哦~！」「哦~！」「哦~！」我哋三個女仔都表示明白晒。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGSafbe14p
「無錯！就係咁喇，D男人就係鍾意問到你唔識，之後講到幾頭頭是道咁樣，喺你面前威威，佢哋成日睇波都係等你哋問呢個問題咋。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfWWtIeJE3
「唔該晒你啊，荷瑪，下次我都扮唔識，問吓輝輝佢，等佢威吓先。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAw5rtKOn0
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」家姐大嗌。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LIJoxcRl5
「唔知會唔會又踢返上去呢？」小倩講。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaX8wTPTQZ
「條頸有D攰喇！」阿妮講。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uKujxdWCV
「再踢返上去，我就忍唔住衝出去殺死佢嫁喇！」家姐再講。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqGkl3TfWw
「妖怪朋友！你做乜嘢啊？」我問個妖怪頭。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9CHpOduFt
「俾你哋頭先嘅對話激死咗啦。」陳老師突然咁講。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzUm3XiExp
至於出面…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzj0IotFhP
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKO4BhjNjS
………836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqRpPhpv7J
突然，全場靜晒，因為…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyxbeCnVug
「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻鴨妖，冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0mmbIyl06
我都唔記得咗介紹敵方球員添，無錯「酒吞童子」就係敵方嘅隊長。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IH4MloFes
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