第106集 ~ 輝︰「達叔」同「光管陳」我都冇眼睇，自己打好過…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcC7EmSTdL4
我嘅「慧眼」終於俾我發現咗，佢仲幫我手打緊D石像怪。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlFV04k3yF
至於「達叔」同「光管陳」就分別變成「達摩」同「火鳳仙人」。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDZh3CH9Ar
「達摩」只係因為我見佢光頭又有D霸氣先咁叫，實際佢係咩，我真係唔知。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrW6CJxBfO
「火鳳仙人」並唔係咩真係「仙人」，我估只係佢哋死去嘅師父或者師祖之類…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmCzdjFoJG
不過霸氣就真係十足，力量都非常之勁。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6YvxAHTcP
幾吓手就打到「余二十」由粉腸變成油炸鬼咁，口腫面腫…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPBsQ1mkR6
而家佢仲訓咗喺地。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHAlk2LWPB
「估唔到你哋都幾勁，睇嚟一招「魔雨斜照」唔夠同你哋打…」「余二十」講。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpdxTu1pUe
之後佢企返起身，做起手印，有D似「光管陳」平時做嗰D…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEgQTdOz5g
「石膚退去，大銅武神！」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8ZmVEXJTA
佢身後面嗰個巨型神明突然郁起嚟，石層嘅表面變成碎石跌晒落嚟…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJf2VH4kGq
裡面嘅古銅色皮膚就顯現出嚟，仲要佢D皮膚真係銅嚟…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToFF82Ytuw
呢個叫「大銅武神」嘅巨像，英明神武…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqP1vJB4ixq
雙手按住一把巨劍，巨劍向下插喺地上面…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZrQMsXH3E
「石兵增援，將軍出征！」「余二十」再嗌…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBX6RpsV44w
之後就突然唔知喺邊度又嚟咗一大咋石兵增援，仲好似有D係高階D咁…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeSSBeAMfi
一個狀似將軍嘅石兵企得較高，再「哈」一聲大叫…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLCv1FCHVe
之後班石兵就排成一個圓型嘅陣…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoRPDtdqa8
至於佢自己本人就…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdbBHgVmlK
「九曲追魂，邪劍歸位！」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkDJQ3VvdJ
一講完啫，就有九把帶住骷髏頭同充滿妖氣嘅劍飛到佢身後…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCj6mPNdeID
好似蓄勢待發咁…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLqQDmHPpG
「阿初，大銅武神等我嚟，你打余二十。」達叔咁講。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXoU1bNf28
「好！」光管陳回應。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1RS6X1op7
「自古英雄難過美人關！」達叔指住「大銅武神」講。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjbVi4kMd8
「唔係同講我丫嘛？」「悉英雄」咁問。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8YVrBZPdR
「慳D啦你！」我講。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkQ3h90eWd
之後「達叔」就變得同「大銅武神」一樣巨大，再變成…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqq4URyZEe7
我由下至上咁望佢，一對高踭鞋，橙色短裙，水手服，唔通係…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsWw5VYWms
「美少女戰士﹒愛野美奈子？！」我再向上望…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzdY5BsPgg
「唔係，我係—愛野戰美奈子！」達叔咁講。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5sdJc0j6Q
仲要一幅扮晒可愛嘅樣，但係…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8ANLqYoR8
我見到佢個頭仲係「達摩」咁，我真係想自殺死咗去…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQA3rOcsem
「好Q…醜樣啊！你老味！」「大銅武神」都忍唔住嗌起嚟。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM08eaX5KDL
佢仲雙手提起巨劍就兜頭劈落「達叔」度…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11rmJRKKFx
真係唔好話我手指拗出唔拗入，我真係表示十分支持「大銅武神」斬死佢。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡal3Ytr8M1F
(攀 ~！)659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpxc6TOtGa
「哎吔！」「達叔」個頭當堂起咗個瘤。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26SGFQnwWx
「YEAH！」全場一片掌聲。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm89l8b8unD
「女人都打？」「達叔」問。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11i1OV4aYp
「師兄，你變少咗個頭啊。」「光管陳」尷尬咁講。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrdEGZG9UQ
「係噃，再變！」「達叔」大嗌。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eOmDBSftM
佢企返起身，再次變身，呢一變就唔同喇…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgBcHXpmyK
真係變出閃閃長髮，眼大鼻高嘴細細，好可愛嘅美奈子啊！659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFAM32hGfL
而我同一堆石像都忍唔住向佢裙底一(目及)…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6FlmdWwZN
結果隔夜奶都嘔埋出嚟，佢下面凸起嚟嫁！659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtB5pOErLHz
呢一刻石像兵被石化咗，「居居」反咗肚，「悉英雄」去咗洗佢唯一嘅眼…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlVRo3PWBR
而我就繼續嘔我嘅奶。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgj0LFfI3nM
至於兩位高人，「光管陳」同「余二十」就一於好少理，佢哋亦都開咗拖…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnQyqxLgnO
「九曲追魂劍！」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbfeCVtQNX
嗰九把邪劍就飛向「光管陳」…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRywIU1PgQu
「玉麟金劍，擘天式！」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLE8gNXAYKy
「我閃！」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJYMt2EB8s
「余二十」果然唔係等閒之輩，佢係我見過唯一一個可以避開呢招嘅人！659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uC1x8dVxN
「我避！」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjX1FeHTeM
「光管陳」亦都不甘示弱，避開咗「九曲追魂劍」嘅攻擊…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5f5SfYQVaR
但係叫得「追魂劍」，嗰九把嘢真係好似追數咁追，死追佢唔放…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3mkALrxMy
「睇嚟要出「鳳凰七重天」喇！」「光管陳」咁講。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6DsS6mM0x
佢講到好似呢個絕技，可以用嚟打敗「余二十」咁。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBPd3k4l2U
「鳳凰七重天﹒飛鳳炎鱗！」佢一連飛出幾十支火焰鏢。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuI9zqEfiba
一邊擋住「追魂劍」嘅來勢，一邊反攻返「余二十」…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuNmGhSs2j
「我再閃！」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcqAk9wD0n
「我再避！」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmA1r6o7PoN
佢哋兩個就係咁，一直你打我打你，你閃我又避咁…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWH6S7khDg
原來高手過招真係會咁，閒閒地幾百個回合，但係個個回合都差唔多…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nAPNdpR2e
睇得耐真係有D悶，都係轉去睇其他嘢好…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54oOHGmPjK
「鳳凰擺架！」原來達叔都識呢招。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQK2G4K2fB
本來一招扭動PATPAT嘅招式，配上天使面貌嘅女性去做，堪稱一絕…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRJE3Jinjd
但係由一個有J嘅女性去做，就變成堪稱死絕，觀眾們死絕…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipytuT38FJ
所以，我都係決定放棄呢邊視角，睇返自己先。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlSDhNqwHm
唔講唔覺，一講就覺，點解D石兵一直都唔攻擊我嘅？唔通佢哋都睇緊戲？659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnIHuYS5Wo
但係唔係噃，佢哋原來一直啤住我，咁點解唔出手呢？659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjaIBEV5ne
「哈哈，我呢個圓型陣勢，堪稱宇宙第一防守陣，睇你點攻破！」石兵將軍講。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghmW7EH4M6
噢，唔怪得知佢唔攻啦，原來仲守緊。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWdEX9qLEL
我本來想繼續唔同佢打，再去睇多陣戲，但係我發覺…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHY50E50z3j
我真係唔啱睇文藝片同四級重口味，所以我決定自己出手打陣好過…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtOIufK9uC
「英雄！洗完眼未啊？居居，唔好玩扮死喇！」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvNV6K3sZR
講完佢哋好快就返埋我度…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxMjtDXvO4
「頭先真係差D盲啊！」「悉英雄」講。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbpP570a8S
「汪 ~！ 汪 ~！」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmQIDmosd9
石兵佢哋講到個守陣咁勁，我當然冇咁蠢，就咁同佢哋打啦…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePddLvKptr
「你哋咁多人都唔攻我，反而死守，你哋知唔知醜嫁？」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ87GxcikAq
我想激吓佢哋，點知佢哋竟然一齊另頭，成班都真係唔知醜，好在…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhmhHNSsWJ
「三角攻擊陣！」佢哋個石將軍知醜就夠喇！659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxj98JqAADv
「好！就等我趙子龍上身，百萬軍中救阿斗！」我大嗌。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MLdHCLnPV
「屙咩豆話？」「英雄」嘅廢話我當然冇理。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XOefEF38z
我手執三尖兩刃銀槍，騎乘「居居」呢隻白獅，再…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQHUZtdO96
被「英雄」呢隻「慧眼」所騎乘，直衝入去石兵群中，目的只有一個…659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXVvpZkyis
當然唔係懶有型，而係「擒賊先擒王」，我要一擊即斃佢哋個將軍！659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYlVgSIIAy
(待續)659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwDiyUCXgy
下集預告︰659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFsNawma7N
「心靈封鎖！」…「阿狗，靠，晒，你，喇！」659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wDGn1lM6e
註解︰659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9zBe3BxWw
(1) 有J嘅女性 — 個「J」字講緊男人性器官。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVfoaqtLX3
(2) 文藝片 — 呢度你形容緊好悶嘅戲。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvsk0h9dSW
(3) 四級重口味 — 「四級」應該係香港獨有。十八禁色情暴力片，之所以四級，主要係因為冇格仔。「重口味」意思係老人家先啱嘅口味。659Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPya3Ghlj3
