第106集 ~ 輝︰「達叔」同「光管陳」我都冇眼睇，自己打好過…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCqqDWQ4em
我嘅「慧眼」終於俾我發現咗，佢仲幫我手打緊D石像怪。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpI6bbkjQ2e
至於「達叔」同「光管陳」就分別變成「達摩」同「火鳳仙人」。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMggso3HiXO
「達摩」只係因為我見佢光頭又有D霸氣先咁叫，實際佢係咩，我真係唔知。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFygmCd0qy
「火鳳仙人」並唔係咩真係「仙人」，我估只係佢哋死去嘅師父或者師祖之類…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2UyI1adIY
不過霸氣就真係十足，力量都非常之勁。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7bMcSaV82
幾吓手就打到「余二十」由粉腸變成油炸鬼咁，口腫面腫…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99ckOZUMWn
而家佢仲訓咗喺地。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWK6HdNW3N
「估唔到你哋都幾勁，睇嚟一招「魔雨斜照」唔夠同你哋打…」「余二十」講。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByoz3bSeO1
之後佢企返起身，做起手印，有D似「光管陳」平時做嗰D…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmETsxQ4LDS
「石膚退去，大銅武神！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60KGjBK9an
佢身後面嗰個巨型神明突然郁起嚟，石層嘅表面變成碎石跌晒落嚟…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGy5SWIz491
裡面嘅古銅色皮膚就顯現出嚟，仲要佢D皮膚真係銅嚟…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0P9on8MzB
呢個叫「大銅武神」嘅巨像，英明神武…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVS7v83sqLp
雙手按住一把巨劍，巨劍向下插喺地上面…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4z5F6EhvOh
「石兵增援，將軍出征！」「余二十」再嗌…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdDrqJiAxG
之後就突然唔知喺邊度又嚟咗一大咋石兵增援，仲好似有D係高階D咁…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOJx25DJ9q
一個狀似將軍嘅石兵企得較高，再「哈」一聲大叫…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHI4Z0NmYhb
之後班石兵就排成一個圓型嘅陣…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktsAEzr7e7
至於佢自己本人就…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5y9Ix2tLKc
「九曲追魂，邪劍歸位！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3but3VZEy
一講完啫，就有九把帶住骷髏頭同充滿妖氣嘅劍飛到佢身後…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzqCjcxJzw
好似蓄勢待發咁…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUmQsnwAID
「阿初，大銅武神等我嚟，你打余二十。」達叔咁講。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlbRpzdWIN
「好！」光管陳回應。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnO59cAD1g
「自古英雄難過美人關！」達叔指住「大銅武神」講。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdIDDQhRXW
「唔係同講我丫嘛？」「悉英雄」咁問。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDipR96CIfN
「慳D啦你！」我講。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ORr8WmVWM
之後「達叔」就變得同「大銅武神」一樣巨大，再變成…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirYu7lVBAi
我由下至上咁望佢，一對高踭鞋，橙色短裙，水手服，唔通係…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3rZstFX0X
「美少女戰士﹒愛野美奈子？！」我再向上望…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkTz9moM06
「唔係，我係—愛野戰美奈子！」達叔咁講。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDu5Q8jLG6
仲要一幅扮晒可愛嘅樣，但係…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3JtaSMEky
我見到佢個頭仲係「達摩」咁，我真係想自殺死咗去…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7FGPahkP9
「好Q…醜樣啊！你老味！」「大銅武神」都忍唔住嗌起嚟。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33HRR45WDq
佢仲雙手提起巨劍就兜頭劈落「達叔」度…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eKXDnfY88
真係唔好話我手指拗出唔拗入，我真係表示十分支持「大銅武神」斬死佢。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbYXRdZIx0
(攀 ~！)755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyd9I1i3Z22
「哎吔！」「達叔」個頭當堂起咗個瘤。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3PZRvgxo8
「YEAH！」全場一片掌聲。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqFovmxDrU
「女人都打？」「達叔」問。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwVnH7MNwV
「師兄，你變少咗個頭啊。」「光管陳」尷尬咁講。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXeyjb1Axt
「係噃，再變！」「達叔」大嗌。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBnampw9YK
佢企返起身，再次變身，呢一變就唔同喇…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92HPeoMAa9
真係變出閃閃長髮，眼大鼻高嘴細細，好可愛嘅美奈子啊！755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8w0E7cC1Da
而我同一堆石像都忍唔住向佢裙底一(目及)…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyu8Y3bcWe
結果隔夜奶都嘔埋出嚟，佢下面凸起嚟嫁！755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLIc6V1Que
呢一刻石像兵被石化咗，「居居」反咗肚，「悉英雄」去咗洗佢唯一嘅眼…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡck85T8q7oA
而我就繼續嘔我嘅奶。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUqUVKYwsI
至於兩位高人，「光管陳」同「余二十」就一於好少理，佢哋亦都開咗拖…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lybruRoJk
「九曲追魂劍！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvs05luuzsC
嗰九把邪劍就飛向「光管陳」…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡettLpqc3kR
「玉麟金劍，擘天式！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSzkzADWe9
「我閃！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInknPG4HD8
「余二十」果然唔係等閒之輩，佢係我見過唯一一個可以避開呢招嘅人！755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CnF2mlYP0
「我避！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29bcVLxNWb
「光管陳」亦都不甘示弱，避開咗「九曲追魂劍」嘅攻擊…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFeNp97enX
但係叫得「追魂劍」，嗰九把嘢真係好似追數咁追，死追佢唔放…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksjUvn9Ekx
「睇嚟要出「鳳凰七重天」喇！」「光管陳」咁講。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhky4AX0ioS
佢講到好似呢個絕技，可以用嚟打敗「余二十」咁。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88qBFXbOm8
「鳳凰七重天﹒飛鳳炎鱗！」佢一連飛出幾十支火焰鏢。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl23PiRzRjQ
一邊擋住「追魂劍」嘅來勢，一邊反攻返「余二十」…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFvJ1IoduJ
「我再閃！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9iBOF6fRCO
「我再避！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lrBMvStOm
佢哋兩個就係咁，一直你打我打你，你閃我又避咁…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTe0SAdJZwL
原來高手過招真係會咁，閒閒地幾百個回合，但係個個回合都差唔多…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75nbGFLN4q
睇得耐真係有D悶，都係轉去睇其他嘢好…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1BkKLvWls
「鳳凰擺架！」原來達叔都識呢招。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GWP9o7BAC
本來一招扭動PATPAT嘅招式，配上天使面貌嘅女性去做，堪稱一絕…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7RmGq4tQe
但係由一個有J嘅女性去做，就變成堪稱死絕，觀眾們死絕…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvVfX62vzb
所以，我都係決定放棄呢邊視角，睇返自己先。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxBB4R2AMO
唔講唔覺，一講就覺，點解D石兵一直都唔攻擊我嘅？唔通佢哋都睇緊戲？755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbFTC00Qut
但係唔係噃，佢哋原來一直啤住我，咁點解唔出手呢？755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtkOeHpokc
「哈哈，我呢個圓型陣勢，堪稱宇宙第一防守陣，睇你點攻破！」石兵將軍講。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvcD2YOPxv
噢，唔怪得知佢唔攻啦，原來仲守緊。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBihw5CPDtD
我本來想繼續唔同佢打，再去睇多陣戲，但係我發覺…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCvlQKqMCs
我真係唔啱睇文藝片同四級重口味，所以我決定自己出手打陣好過…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpE5mKu6odK
「英雄！洗完眼未啊？居居，唔好玩扮死喇！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgjKuLw6n1
講完佢哋好快就返埋我度…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukHguyH8Fc
「頭先真係差D盲啊！」「悉英雄」講。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFv0SojKaR
「汪 ~！ 汪 ~！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf19rGGoJ4u
石兵佢哋講到個守陣咁勁，我當然冇咁蠢，就咁同佢哋打啦…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeMYUma7pP
「你哋咁多人都唔攻我，反而死守，你哋知唔知醜嫁？」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BlhX7WVXw
我想激吓佢哋，點知佢哋竟然一齊另頭，成班都真係唔知醜，好在…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnXpWcbFZo
「三角攻擊陣！」佢哋個石將軍知醜就夠喇！755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeb0U6F73S
「好！就等我趙子龍上身，百萬軍中救阿斗！」我大嗌。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjwZKUO5Wf
「屙咩豆話？」「英雄」嘅廢話我當然冇理。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqQGeyJKBd
我手執三尖兩刃銀槍，騎乘「居居」呢隻白獅，再…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEOTTgOLlF
被「英雄」呢隻「慧眼」所騎乘，直衝入去石兵群中，目的只有一個…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFaNOeFhbt
當然唔係懶有型，而係「擒賊先擒王」，我要一擊即斃佢哋個將軍！755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEkA4sqRdV
(待續)755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eQNCuk8Tu
下集預告︰755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSP0mqEvpJU
「心靈封鎖！」…「阿狗，靠，晒，你，喇！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4aYG6TRt7L
註解︰755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2a05Tn7sF
(1) 有J嘅女性 — 個「J」字講緊男人性器官。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVBUtCSl3R
(2) 文藝片 — 呢度你形容緊好悶嘅戲。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcu5Eobzdz9
(3) 四級重口味 — 「四級」應該係香港獨有。十八禁色情暴力片，之所以四級，主要係因為冇格仔。「重口味」意思係老人家先啱嘅口味。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00zP6x1deQ
