第092集 ~ 明︰踢波D嘢留返得閒再講啦，我呢邊有要事要處理…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR97a7DAmug
如題，我呢集真係唔得閒追返個時間線去阿輝嗰邊，因為我有重要事要做啊！928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrTQLJYbUv
我自己嘅上集講到「喪狗」個死仔又幾鬼叻噃…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzKpCtfHyM
解通咗個密碼，仲帶我哋去「沙婆婆」屋企度搵出口添。928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRIjYAKzaT
好在，我都唔輸蝕，好快咁喺「沙婆婆」屋企搵到個出口…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmdqo18zdD
不過，當然係我「賢內在」小倩佢幫我手搵啦。928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTKOerNSHW
我哋好快咁就離開咗呢個鬼地方，仲好快咁就上咗返酒店嘅地鐵…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHu24c9ZsZ
我之前都講過啦，我其實真係好擔心我阿公家嘛…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OuRe0pKq9
我睇一睇個錶，好在，而家先大約十一點，應該趕得切。928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTwVni7sxK
「阿公，一陣乖乖地啊，快D同我去投胎，知唔知啊？」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMnvHQ6KEF
「點解好似你先係我阿公咁嘅？」阿公回應我。928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIddlItLW1K
「家明公公呀，我哋會陪你去嫁。」小倩佢好溫柔咁講。928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcysG7Hewoc
「咦，人哋唔想走啊！人間咁好玩，一陣我投胎，閻羅王話我衰鹹濕，要我下世做雞咪大鑊。」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHM0zPSwqN9
「放心啦！你唔會係雞，你肯定係萬能插蘇，前後左右都俾人插！」我頂佢唔順，所以出口都串串地。928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbx3WkQpQ9
「衰仔！」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGpFKlwvpD
「哎吔！」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9SpbITXK8
被佢打咗吓個頭添，但係…唔知點解覺得好親切，好開心。928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKweA0eDVBS
「家明公公呀，你唔好扭計啦，你咁錫家明，係個好公公嚟，你一定可以繼續做人嫁。」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY77TU5p3yb
「孫新袍仔，你真係氹死人嫁，不過你唔使咁叫我啦，你直接跟明仔佢叫我做公公啦。」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVnvnkq9D6
唔經唔覺，呢幾日大家都真係成長得好快，就連小倩佢都講嘢有晒尾音喇。928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KQurpKtYv
阿公之後摸摸小倩個頭，但係個樣就好似仲有D心事咁…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVYjJwlnLD
所以我又忍唔到口問多佢一問…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa47eLpQUUn
「阿公呀，你做乜仲有心事咁啊？」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYGMJDmEy6
「你個衰仔，仲好講，我想飲返杯孫新袍茶都冇啊！」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVKqZZIXf2
「得啦！返去酒店即刻整返杯你嘆吓！」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgmfGob4Jj
「家明啊！人哋…幾時話…做你老婆仔嫁？」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOe8ENU2N7
D女人真係口是心非，都等咗我成世人啦，仲扮乜鬼嘢啫，不過女人係要氹嘅…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7uNFbTklg
「你唔嫁俾我，我都唔會再娶嫁喇，等到你嫁俾我為止囉。」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeu8eOAlqtZ
小倩佢紅晒個面仔，好甜好可愛啊！而阿公就…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8b9jWBN74x
「車，咁求其…但係都好嘅，起碼有得飲返吓丫。」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmtCpjezrx
「去投胎嗰度可能要成半個鐘，你哋未必有時間飲茶。」「光管陳」突然插口。928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbrtgCnGzU
「鳳初兄啊！」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5A4nbxbFmu
「係啊，係啊，我睇D書都好似話投胎要D時間嫁！斟茶遞水攪儀式呢D嘢可能攪唔切。」「洋腸」都插埋把口。928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyMsWGauhc
「阿龜兄！」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hFrWdtq3L
阿公似乎美夢被「光管陳」同「洋腸」破滅得好嚴重，而家…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sYAyewGwA
佢個樣一片愁雲慘霧咁。928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvZVcqEQrW
「光管陳」見到佢咁，亦都好尷尬，好似好心做壞事咁，至於「洋腸」就…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIgiXpgOdl
依然嘻皮笑臉，喺呢個時刻，真係有D乞人憎，哈哈…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9SpNg0rnC
………928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UqOznvbXW
我哋就係咁，開開心心尷尷尬尬咁就返到去酒店。928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISWiU939B0
一返到酒店，阿輝阿欣佢哋自己返房…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzmEuxRjen
我就同小倩﹑阿公﹑「光管陳」同「洋腸」一齊返去我房…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECynSESjrB
「細鬼」依然唔喺房，我哋就企晒喺房中間…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQf5yntJGp4
「大家準備好未？」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEdzjSLnJU
「等陣！」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFznPaoSGsS
我扮衝去廁所，點解我話係扮，一陣大家就知喇…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVoCoCAHvm
「衰仔，懶人多屎尿！」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSO4Srg4Nk
我好快就去完出返嚟…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6lGIQkJ3h
「得喇！」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPigf3OPIT
「衰仔，屙咩咁鬼快屙完啊？」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cvmUObUj6
「唔係米就水嫁啦！準備好喇，出發啦，驚趕唔切啊！」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9wEnBiW60
「等等！」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTagK8vbymo
「又咩啊？」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDNm6xLMzG
「小倩都係鬼，洋腸又係妖，佢哋落唔落得去嫁？」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokjxAyQsj5
「呢D嘢使你諗？我一早諗好晒啦，唔使擔心嘅。」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCu5eqGPgH
「光管陳」幫我哋造咗少少符咒就開始作法…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFzVPxTwlV
話用佢嘅方法可以快D到「出入境關口」喎。928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLDjTmwVVl
我哋眼都唔使合埋啫，就無端端向下飄喇…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPygcwchhOH
無錯，真係向下飄啊，好似搭緊(車立)咁…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rW9KUFE2m
丫，唔啱，中伏喇，係過山車啊！928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3gnZ6JxpK
「哇~！丫~！」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmbOugAaUc
………928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvZBJoulyf
我心神都未定啫，架「過山車」就停低咗…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynRGg0PMDL
「到達！仲有時間剩！」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoODcRQ18vi
「俾個心理準備嚟都好丫，無端端好似玩過山車咁，嚇死人啊！」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡieQZpRQFiQ
「衰仔，鳳初兄一早問你準備好未嫁啦，係你自己答準備好嘅。」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMv1J4vGgV
我嬲嬲地真係想唔俾準備好一陣要俾佢嘅嘢佢。928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasVXD6oVaQ
「咦，嗰個女人…」阿公突然咁講。928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLM5PrSF5oj
「都投胎啦，仲諗住其他女人，你諗吓阿婆得唔得啊？」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QTFvJ7YWU
「咁似你阿婆嘅！」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaP2Nh5CRP
「阿婆！？」我另轉頭一睇，我即刻就…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDdu4TgDNN
喊咗出嚟，因為真係阿婆佢啊！我出發前，佢明明好地地嫁，點解…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItap1GV7ar
佢見到我哋，即刻就衝埋嚟…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoHKYWydQQ
「老嘢，終於趕得切搵到你喇！咦，孫仔，你做乜會喺度嫁，你又死咗啊？」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49Xf2eX5yM
「阿婆啊，你做乜嘢啊？唔好玩啦，你明明身體健康嫁！」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxqoes8IsW
「傻仔，阿婆幾十歲，隨時都死得啦，咁啱你上機嗰日，我掛住你噃，跟住又諗起個老嘢抱你玩噃，再跟住咪擒上樓上想攞本舊相簿睇吓囉，點鬼知跣一跣腳就跌咗落地，仲磕爆咗個頭，咁就死咗喇！」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrE8GWqnTgP
點解死法都要同阿公一樣，仲有…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrxGrotFtF
「阿媽阿爸喺電話唔同我講嘅？」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUUP11dmNy
「鬼知咩？想你玩得開心D，唔想你擔心掛。老嘢，我一落嚟就去註冊處搵你，見到你登記咗今日投胎，我使咗D錢，可以同你下世又一齊喇，哈哈！」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyigUZTfiAw
「哈哈哈，咁咪好囉！」阿公佢把口雖然咁應，但係我睇得出佢一副「下世又係你呀？悶唔悶D啊？」嘅款。928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgpgpCsUFD
「好嘢！好嘢！」連小倩佢都癲埋一份，拍晒手好開心咁，痴情嘅人都係痴埋一堆嘅，唉…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmiGigAK7p
我同阿公都係同病相憐…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NUArYDwJA
「咦，嗰個女人…」「洋腸」突然咁講。928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jrSURvRku
「你又做咩啊？學我阿公講嘢！」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pnxzDmhAB
我另轉頭一睇，我吊！928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKB2kud3bMN
一隻青蛙，竟然裝扮到成個女人咁…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9cYsJ4m1B
「井底之蛙？」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHtifnFfqn
佢行咗埋嚟…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaVUOxFBQu
「咦，洋腸？過咗兩世，終於見返你喇！上一世唔小心，跳咗入女人轉世處，而家我叫井邸芝娃，混血兒嚟嫁，靚唔靚呢？官邸個邸，芝士個芝，淫娃個娃？」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazKnKhDsXe
咁嘅談吐，再靚都死啦，何況佢咁嘅樣，最攞命係…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9WMQr5rTV
「好靚啊！唔知…我有冇機會同你交往呢？」「洋腸」竟然咁都講得出，唔好話識我啊！928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaj67mxAIPn
「好喇！大波兄，係時候要入去喇，嗰邊隻出入境事務鬼催喇！」「光管陳」突然咁講。928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd006sjCeNX
阿公同阿婆都想入去喇，但係…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMTQUmh0GZ
「咪住！」我大嗌。928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokXwmwcDdz
「衰仔，又做乜事啊？」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0G4gKI6cR
「小倩，你跟住我做丫！」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3UhttEDdu
我將我臨嚟呢度之前，喺廁所門口個茶几攞嘅…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwP2S7LMFL
兩個茶包﹑兩個紙杯同一袋水喉水攞咗出嚟，之後跪低咗…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCwbAGqbSK
「阿公﹑阿婆，飲茶丫！」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddTnBnzeC3
…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7dZ9VZuc4
「公公﹑婆婆，請飲茶。」小倩都跟住我做。928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3Qo7SwdKE
「衰仔，乖…乖！」阿公同阿婆都喊住口咁接過我同小倩嘅茶，亦都飲咗一啖…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpz8QMIRou
「好甜…好甘甜啊，乖。」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YhddnoYXD
「死喇，冇利是封添。」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRi3WTXocj1
「我有！」「光管陳」又唔知邊度攞D利是封出嚟喇。928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKD2PeZBwJ8
不過，冇仲好過有，阿婆佢竟然封「冥想銀行」鈔票俾我，我真係…唉…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAIkFBdrkJ
呢一刻，乜都算啦，總算完到佢哋心願，令佢哋笑住咁上路都好丫…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FAdPEjIpW
佢哋飲完杯茶，轉個身就上路喇…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXCtahU5yv
唔知點解，我總係多愁善感到有D煩嘅，我耳邊又泛起一首歌喇…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZnROCBW0W
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(不要問 ~ 不要說 ~ 一切盡在不言中 ~)928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQIqvkyP20
(這一刻 ~ 偎著燭光 ~ 讓我們靜靜的渡過 ~)928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0rrZ4HBBC
(莫揮手 ~ 莫回頭 ~ 當我唱起這首歌 ~)928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hO5IO7fFA
(怕只怕 ~ 淚水輕輕的滑落 ~)928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4sJMdTuOX
(願心中永遠留著我的笑容 ~)928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21fjysGlZC
(伴你走過每一個春夏秋冬 ~)928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgIOWY4SKH
我哋就係咁，睇住佢哋入咗「事務處」…928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOxRVNJt0q
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(傷離別 ~ 離別雖然在眼前 ~)928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSSst3oxAO
(說再見 ~ 再見不會太遙遠 ~)928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBqEFaiUff
(若有緣 ~ 有緣就能期待明天 ~)928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMYxiIdFQR
(你和我重逢在燦爛的季節 ~)928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmO4J2mpLN
「公公﹑婆婆，再見喇！」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5aEg0F6NE
(待續)928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToEY9PTpVS
下集預告︰928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrRyxIOpZ0
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqgjhT3klR
註腳︰首離別歌係張學友嘅《祝福》。928Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbp2kSEsSj
