第127集 ~ 輝︰神VS神。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDww63PVMD
相信大家都知道「二郎神」已經上咗我身啦，所以我而家就…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRbi0Ykjnf
可以用第三身去講呢集喇！762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPi8KW4EyJ
我嘅上一集…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPqbrwRcYv
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMOHX8J8xX
「南龍」先生講完呢句之後，就想盡辦法幫請「二郎神」上我身…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYMyHfoHR8
最後仲用埋打電話CALL馬呢招…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbP5XWeMFN9
點知「二郎神」咁回應︰—762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvi38g96jkl
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxw3P9qVgmF
用我身體去打冇所謂，但係要等十分鐘，我當時真係驚「大袋魔」佢唔等。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xd1rm2RUl
我已經驚緊喇，點鬼知「司徒不正」仲要避開咗「肥龍大師」個「黑龍波」…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREf2Xmqmcf
個「黑龍波」仲要中正「大袋魔」不突止…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AManShcq8
隻死人龜仲要笑「大袋魔」佢露出個「咕咕」，仲笑到咔咔聲…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wLvClNK78
咁樣俾人笑法，唔嬲就假喇！762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVyxgJTDcI
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFwxVau64N
點知喺呢一刻，我身體突然不由自主，仲喺耳邊聽到…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZplB7pGCE
「細路，我沖完涼喇，借你身體一用！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsfIut85ea
之後我個身體就迅間飛到埋去「大袋魔」身邊，仲用左手捉住咗佢右手…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmwJch1fT5
「咪住！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFiC3um9Q6i
仲唔知喺邊度傳嚟一隻「如來神掌」嘅音樂…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIGsPIfZJR
其實「二郎神」關「如來神掌」咩事啫，擺明就係播錯歌，但係…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX67oXVxA5Q
「咩話？二郎神？」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcIc6L8La3
嘩，「大袋魔」竟然認得出用緊我呢個身體嘅係「二郎神」！？762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGaCURRzNH
之後「大袋魔」想擺脫「二郎神」，所以就左手一吓伸向「二郎神」…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPMAt7pcvK
點知「二郎神」冇閃不突止，仲兜巴打埋去…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9MHZ6TNe1
「啪」一聲，「佛地魔」飛開九丈遠…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKC258lM30w
即使佢再起返身衝向「二郎神」，結果只係變得更慘…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYRmD1P3fZ
「二郎神」一拳，一劈，一射，直頭當「大袋魔」係波咁玩…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6as4ngWv6y
但係之後我見「二郎神」冇再出手，淨係企咗喺度睇住「大袋魔」嘅方向…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjY3LOYQVx
所以我咁問︰「二郎神先生，點解唔乘勝追擊啊？」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfLwTFthxt
「唔知係咪頭先射嗰腳太用力，整親條「大陣」，仲有少少抽筋添，等我抖吓先。」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbudvhSEauz
我無奈到唔想講嘢…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKaKKUDrD5
我哋就係咁等，等到「大袋魔」起返身…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxs6xjaTA6
「竟然出到二郎神嚟對付我？」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRJDvraSKq
「咩啊？唔順超，可以再嚟挑我機丫，打我丫，笨！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQDQE1zDFT
我望住「二郎神」嘅右手仲係撐住條腰，我就知佢係拋浪頭…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKErkM4yQJ
喺呢個時候，「大袋魔」仲要發脾四，我真係驚「二郎神」奶嘢，點知…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdafo0gKPlV
「…歌聲魅影！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfBO7G0AV6
「二郎神」就叫「居居」用把口吠出「將軍令」嚟應對…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52htHUDBrZ
好在唔使佢出手咋。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUvX8kV1ZA
「…動感十字死光！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKLjxzd6EU
「…AB眼嚟抵擋你…C眼嚟爆射你啦！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14DTQPlpYE
又唔使出手，真係夠著數噃！762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEkeUTs1xf
「你兩條友玩夠未啊？唔好咁重口味得唔得啊？」欣欣發脾氣，我都驚驚啊。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ruyCefbbD
「Sorry囉，玩吓啫。」我都驚到跟埋口講。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhPqYVV4Gk
「咁正常對決啦…」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFppTtn4AJa
…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMCIvIN4FX
「二郎神」兩句唔埋，可能見自己條腰冇咁痛就一吓飛埋去「大袋魔」度…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfB5urgbHxG
仲一拳將佢打落地下，再一腳踩住佢個頭，手執住劍就隊住「大袋魔」…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTqdT72Ftd
但係我睇得出「二郎神」其實條腰仲痛緊…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9FzEfCN6x
佢只係想用「大袋魔」嚟平衡一吓啫…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP44KCbBHVp
「大袋魔」之後另側少少頭就講︰—762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpY7wz2xKnE
「…我元氣整頓好，用上妖刀，你肯定後悔！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HV9IGkjEm
「…我真係好想睇吓你有幾勁添！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JkYg4Sdy3
「唔好犯同樣錯誤啊！唔好俾機會「佛地魔」啊！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ycJeK68ry
「南龍」先生雖然咁嗌，但係「二郎神」只係揚揚手回應佢就算…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxOgOdcaxN
至於「大袋魔」就慢慢爬返起身，再慢慢坐低回氣…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3riZjCAt5
…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOKbYShgKG
「哈哈哈哈，你真好人，好啦，可以一戰喇！「妖刀村正」歸位！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2T1xtBhGuk
「大袋魔」講完之後，一舊白雲遮蓋咗佢…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyaRFoieO6
「司徒不正」就化成一道紫光飛入白雲之中…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJri5n9KTC
幾秒過後，白雲散去…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkHzLyfvMN
「大袋魔」竟然變成咗「混血亞洲男神 — 金城武」。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYPZSQRJxK
「哈哈哈哈，我佛地魔嘅真身回歸喇，二郎神！？我呸！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDh6uFgKVnb
「嘩，咩你咁老嘢腔，個「呸」字，我阿爺都唔用啦！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqQKrxqv7G
「你理我丫！我而家就斬死你呢個二郎神！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CC7ajXWch
「哈哈，喂，又試吓丫喂，我都想知我可以點死？」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQeJXi1Rly
嘢都未講完，「城武魔」迅間轉移到「二郎神」身邊，仲一個滕撞…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgi7bvUa4T
將「二郎神」撞開…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5zrojYF4R
「哎吔！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHCGlzRekY
原來我個肉身俾人打，我都仲係會痛嫁！762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34HJY8rWAB
但係點解條腰唔痛嘅呢？762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEW9MxknQPY
「城武魔」一刀橫斬過嚟，「二郎神」揮動「鳳凰火炎」將佢格擋…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbu0iZLxIRd
我就襯呢個時候…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCWWzGY1D9
「二郎神大人，點解你腰痛我唔痛，但係頭先俾隻「佛地魔」打就痛嘅？」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGrykL8k8Y
「我上到你身係因為你同我身軀配合到，但係無奈我同你始終會有D差別，而而家因為我嘅唔小心，整傷條腰，造成我個神明體同你嘅人體差別大咗，所以力量配合都會差咗，肯定就用唔返我十成力量嫁喇，我諗而家最多得返三成力量！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcIYQFNF3Y
「咁點算啊？」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFAroOWUVZ
「希望我三成力夠佢打啦！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUsOLZ7WQf
「接招！」「城武魔」再次窮追猛打！762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1fNvYArFM
佢一個「十字追魂斬」將紫光十字光波斬過嚟…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBXYKxxwFp
而「二郎神」就用一招「火光城璧」格擋…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGf5PHDhEx
但係「城武魔」並冇停手，立即又嚟招「靈魂百烈斬」連斬數百刀…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1UTPvrIsu
雖然「二郎神」一個退步，又使出一招「鳳舞炎龍」製造咗一圈圈防衛…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaEc13hKJ5
但係「城武魔」精力明顯更旺盛，數百刀之後，接住又嚟招…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonyQoMHZqJ
「邪影勾魂斬！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBf0RcSTXO
一道開山刀光猛力劈向「二郎神」嘅「鳳舞炎龍」…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfVQbqcosq
就連「二郎神」嘅防衛都俾佢打破咗…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUblebeNZxa
「城武魔」見有所突破，立即就迅雷式飛向「二郎神」再嚟招…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnqdKDsEeA
「陰魂歸天！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmRGzcNOqP
向上一斬…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLMvTqE41A
「二郎神」唯有強行用「鳳凰火炎」打橫一擋，可惜…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXinubKUqex
「城武魔」呢一吓力量太大喇，「二郎神」連人帶劍被斬到彈飛數丈，仲要…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv51HS7zlak
「咩原來「二郎神」係得咁多料嫁咋？」俾「城武魔」串。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73lPdie8b7
「「十二路勾魂斬」只係我當年成名嘅招式，已經可以打成你咁喇，你頭先D霸氣去咗邊啊？」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2YbCpNt0M
「你條廢物，唔係「二郎神」佢整親條腰，你一早死咗喇！」我唔小心爆咗出嚟。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFI7RjDV7C
「二郎神」亦都立即顯得無奈…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MysLUKXIO
「乜原來係咁呀？多謝你講我知噃，咁我就追住你條腰嚟斬啦！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmK4I1KWtl4
死喇，我累事添！點算呢？762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2mUhAMBTF
「腰痛咋嘛，用佢啦！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTHMYhdDax
「肥龍大師」突然喺自己後欄掟咗一大塊白色嘅嘢出嚟！762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2qBru3nJr
「二郎神」一手揸住咗，就問︰—762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZswUauBOml
「咩嚟嫁？FAX呀？」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx569NVnFBy
「全日本銷量第一，藥性滲透力強，有效舒緩肌肉勞損及工作引致的各種痛症和炎症，迅速恢復最佳狀態嘅，殺，龍，巴，斯！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYcDg5OczZ
「咩話？就係嗰條呻吟到天庭都聽到嘅日本佬用嘅…又係最出名IQ題嘅答案嗰隻「殺龍巴斯」！？」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIH6d8rReaJ
「冇錯！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaJLeNfMAA
之後「二郎神」一吓就將塊嘢撻喺條腰度，再…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6ojaH0fSr
「阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIAbHaulB1
聲音爽到衝上雲霄…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIePetPxwe
再之後，「二郎神」就飛埋去「城武魔」一連幾千吓格劍…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeCSGzosKk
刀光劍影之快…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzUeQ0qxyh
令到我呢個跟隨住「二郎神」身軀嘅靈魂變到好似睇緊雪花一樣…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYu9XDGbi5q
「匙哩沙喇」咁，雖之言，「城武魔」並冇輸上數招…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHf1xcYDC7j
但係「二郎神」總算回覆一定水平，可以一鬥…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgzlhbtrMQ
之後，「城武魔」一連使出「十二路勾魂斬」…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFPt2GNTOi
而「二郎神」亦使出佢哋「楊家槍法」…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Le4Kb9Rbh
佢哋一直「PINK拎攀冷」咁，現場都冇人夠膽去插手…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJe9CGQgGV
佢哋就係咁一直打一直打…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwZbv2ynAs
打咗幾百個合。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5u3YL7uwM
之後突然…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOAdT6OJVF
我聽到地下「匙匙~」聲。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdpWUEm9Ez
再有一個禿頭生物彈咗出嚟…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDAijMuCEk
「係PAKKA啊！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSI16GjQDb
河童？佢嚟做咩啊？762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0V9B2thkG4
「我收到料，有人叫我嚟呢度，我都唔知咩事嫁。」河童咁講。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJD4YVMIHQu
(待續)762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYpIygIQrU
下集預告︰762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPYAyAQQMz
河仙？762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vSMC8rd7J
註解︰762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKl8p8UWKF
(1) 大陣 — 尾龍骨或者腰骨，踢波D人好鍾意咁形容條腰骨。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKWTnl2nIQ
(2) 發脾四 — 同發脾氣。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50POV4HVXR
(3) 奶嘢 — 唔要第一第四同第五聲，用第二聲讀個奶字，意思係中伏。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrikq0wffI5
(4) 老嘢腔 — 老人家專用說話技巧。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTO0h5370T
(5) FAX — 本來想用中文，不過諗唔到個FAT字中文點寫。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVAf3e3f7R
(6) 殺龍巴斯 — 本來個名同呢個有D分別，不過個音一樣。上面講到咩日本佬用到好爽嘅廣告，可以上網搵吓﹔IQ題就同巴斯光年有關，大約係咁問嘅︰「巴斯光年殺死左侏羅紀條恐龍會變咗做咩？」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2YiKqjMOw
(7) 匙哩沙喇﹑PINK拎攀冷 — 聲音嚟，好似咁多年嚟D人都係咁形容D聲。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjzutClBAm
(8) 楊家槍法 — 二郎神本來個名叫楊戩，所以我老屈佢個槍法叫楊家槍法。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuQaeEQ14q
