第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcrh1tWQNa
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrNWssWBV6
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk67tFN7YO3
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbw9OnSzWZl
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sIxAvmx6L
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRkprXecun
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvLOShgto5
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5a5BwRp4H6
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgn4XutlGGC
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTaPklsUWh
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQbPOw3HBi
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMjW317IDV
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerxiPo5xtb
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbAFgOD35X
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzA38wSYP9P
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqpRzZFK7O
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwrUpfjmfl
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoNThIqed4
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLD1U7XjU6i
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnL8vNDJu5i
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NLiSmfACO
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqn15EtTF1
「你又識咩？」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkefv87CRs
「唔識。」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyRNAtxRQN
「哈哈哈！」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbD3QL5FGY
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofhf1kSDfp
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXrtp4ZZwz
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgLJvIDRil
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhFFwwKZgc
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWALp2tpxB2
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNmxAR9I5q
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjCseJVux4
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhflta4eY2q
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDfhl7yW6X
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvDZhzASJP
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNVlRlF02t
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgb5I198mv3
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0iP281fEP
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfwOoWOVck
「阿公！？阿公！？」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0cG4kPUz2
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSlqcNUIbW
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDWdCa4SkM
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NZlFIWqXC
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1n73jJt5wD
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSICfE5JywO
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pDZdvTvAO
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjjNguLiIU
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoUwEUjtFX
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxk2O6U0rVb
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKy3NOoL8U
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVrdG1EnQc
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUxRWPI7hs
「哇丫！哇丫！」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiLoI9sTqj
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2aOgBrX47
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡel7QNaJehK
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGc29qPslFw
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNP90zgrKOR
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtirZ3R6WTb
場面怪異中帶D寒意…949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVTHcTgXX6
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RmIIqFf1r
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEoZoY7ieQ
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy52Ji1sIvt
「停止呼吸！」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlstUSWuvr1
「扮同類啦！」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfZeZujqgh
「仲講，走啦！」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS489ThXCNM
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWREq70Mw3j
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihZfy2fdm1
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbZFuP5lK3
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnABOxa0Wf
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLuOOECOQh
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwcBCvkZc8
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6QOzWd4n2
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWwC32uKCA
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7LXvYUUPb
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbp69B2Qg1T
(呯嘭~！)949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYopsm5y4c
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZDwlJaJd5
我頂！949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFZoTCiPRA
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFydEnGxQA
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSMLswTJmf
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6InNTT68HO
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCDE6AqZyb
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0PMliGwDD
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5NdHZ399o
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaCOaIyEp4
「鳳凰擺架！」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPC4qK2ixk
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRajivEoVUi
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKOB6chu7a
「大波翻雲破！」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEaAWKLZm4
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOaL05vWMt
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZYleGAPrD
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWeqsl7I75
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YIGYO5Xlf
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3MFFgFID7
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RrPQefDM4
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTvQaftXVk
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MfGyrDS06
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNFRippuJh
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaldWRvdGyc
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUYao26ZbD
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuqMj43mHp
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYP8EBEt7E
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0GtcGXTIL
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNW1VSLyfwK
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvJxmlpvQa
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cGe2QH00a
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnn8MWXDMbG
「判官？」我問。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVpFfqMGG8
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8lDHQPAax
(待續)949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4flDKTkk4V
下集預告︰949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiKViN1McM
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmIp6Vqd7B
