第084集 ~ 欣︰「草帽呼子」原來…，大家似乎都打得好激烈啊！841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0ejwwsbb7
個井咁深咁窄，點解阿明你仲咁輕鬆咁嘅？你有信心返到上地面咩？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5NtaL1NKU
而家仲咁明顯有隻妖怪喺井底陪你，我真係戥小倩擔心你啊。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGI9m2ktOK5
不過，我呢邊都好亂，我似乎應該擔心返自己先…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0abQyqRAp
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走啊~！」「救命啊~！」「哇~！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQC57HBVFAG
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhyaFTcxGv
仲人踩人，鬼踩鬼咁，攪到周地都係手腳，仲有甩咗出嚟嘅頭…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtnCwzWwyE
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「其實你哋冇理由會驚嫁喎，會驚嘅應該只有呢個小妹妹。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uw9iYS9mf
「老人家」佢摸摸我個頭講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaQCnSixNW
而我頭先淨係掛住睇個混亂場面，都唔知佢哋講過D乜。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgvjyogzRT
「你哋七個人，有「北鳳」後人，有靈犬護身，有靈貓護身，有靈狐護身，有老鬼護身，仲有邪靈護身，你哋使乜驚啊？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocYK0qxnCi
我數數手指，有陳老師，靈犬！？唔通「居居」都係神靈嚟嘅？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ogaFREO8s
仲有「荷瑪」﹑阿妮！？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32Ob4MLTwU
「老鬼」係咪講緊頭先傾計有講到嘅阿明公公呢？淨返係…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0bLasJwyt
「袋袋」！？佢真係俾邪靈上咗身呀！？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyIPyJVbSx
但係，點解班高人由得佢俾隻邪靈侵佔身體嘅？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnZfZJrgMG
講到明係「邪靈」嚟，佢會唔會保護「袋袋」嫁？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeg36rINEt1
定係會調轉槍頭打返我哋呢？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkTzly0Wdf
…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszRLGQH5gL
「至於「草帽呼子」，雖然係隻強大嘅妖怪，但係性格孤僻，仲好怕醜，小妹妹你冇靈力，就你去同佢傾吓計啦。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNuaGTvD2K
唔係講緊我呀！？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfR5UkO8vY
輝輝佢拍一拍我膊頭，唔係連輝輝都想推我出去死呀！？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6r1cd5I9J
不過我諗諗吓，呢個位好似已經係最冇危險性…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJ3t6biRRk
所以輝輝應該都係咁諗，我唯有…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLnpwJTBDL
「好，我試吓啦。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0nKFqWW4c
我有D唔係咁開心，依個時候，仲要有個喺地下碌碌吓嘅鬼頭碌咗埋我腳邊…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJbHR43GvA
我咪大力一踢發洩吓囉，點知…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2czGnb9C4k
踢中咗「臭西道士」塊面。呸呸呸，LUR口水講過，講得太快添…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMshSatd04
我係想講臭道士「西斜」啊…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUTvZj8qGJ
「哼，我都估到嫁喇，原來真係你哋。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6T3mmEQwtG
死喇！攪到佢哋班壞蛋睇到我哋添，好在，好似冇人發現呢個秘密…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAVdqS39av
大台上面仲行緊個男仔落嚟…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGobvjHf1s
咦，又幾靚仔喎，佢咪好似係…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQCXiznEzf
GTO個鬼塚英吉啊！電視版嗰個啊！841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYC5vRxTT8
「就等我嚟分場啦！蝦！蝦！蝦！」「肥高人」突然分開佢哋。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttIKEdtrlF
我掛住睇男仔添，嗱嗱聲就位試吓同「草帽呼子」傾兩句先…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4axiZR7HOw
我慢慢Say住Hi咁行埋去…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGIEEvtr0X
「我叫阿欣啊，你好，你叫咩名啊？你有冇時間啊？不如我哋坐低傾吓計丫…」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqxphpL1MD
佢望一望我，之後就好快耷低咗個頭，好似好怕醜咁…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkCPhMdNsB
仲行咗埋一邊坐低咗，唔係咁順攤呀！？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJnsN4CMDn
之後，我都坐咗埋去…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwgODefdet
「你係咪怕醜啊？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiLUTknwHJ
佢冇答，我就繼續講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpmdmAOTdn
「我係香港人嚟嫁，你係咪日本人嚟嫁？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDymRD9c6M9
「係呢，你有冇朋友嫁？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSF7C1C2wC
咦，佢似乎有D反應噃，佢另另頭咁。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoG5BA8IJm
「咁頭先喺你隔離嘅係你乜嘢人啊？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWs3NhDG1f
佢搲搲個頭，之後終於出聲︰—841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWvMwe0ljz
「爸爸媽媽哥哥姐姐叔叔伯伯！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMadMKiFgd
一時之間，我真係睇唔到邊度有兩個女性出嚟…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvm9fRleK6s
但係廢事打斷大家傾計，唯有繼續搵嘢傾…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkJ2HQpBRx
「佢哋好錫你架？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzYpcs8wrQ
「係！佢哋成日打我嫁！」佢竟然咁回應。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIC2EMppmsG
唔通真係打者愛也？俾人打仲要話佢哋錫自己都有嘅？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQjg3yaRkf
不過似乎可以試吓拉攏佢幫我哋呢邊噃。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhijIlJSl7W
「佢哋打你，你痛唔痛丫？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1T1jjg1Vnn
「好痛！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv31G42CrKi
「係囉，錫你係唔會打你嫁，所以佢哋根本唔錫你，不如你幫我哋丫，我哋唔會打人嫁！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsn7DDZxbS
「但係…出面騎住獅子嗰個人用皮鞭打緊人噃！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXATjbwvtVf
佢講緊輝輝，一時之間，我真係好尷尬！841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tsGm5b7u3
但係又唔可以講話輝輝打嘅只係妖怪，因為「草帽呼子」佢都係妖怪丫嘛。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHFyiKjMjd
「哦，佢…哋係骷髏骨，所以唔算係人囉，應該係咁。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDRwHonJzx
「咁…嗰邊嗰個打緊人嘅人呢？」佢再問。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYF3NceSoq
佢講緊「袋袋」，我又要諗嘢回應喇！好攰啊！841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaoKUhKH6x
「哦，佢…其實係…黐線嫁！唔使理佢，好似係。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZ9pMiU72V
「咦，又係噃，嗰邊個老嘢同個大肥佬係同媽媽佢哋三個傾緊計咋喎。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLE1i3bNnj
媽媽！？佢係講緊「千年石妖」！？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznunKkHNZf
如果鬼塚英吉係女人，又真係…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScPyCCcFVz
好嘔心啊！841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejhqCrm9wd
不過我飛過咗就算，我望一望家姐嗰邊，再同「草帽呼子」講︰—841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5wYyBxlwA
「呢，你睇吓，嗰邊佢哋都係玩緊躝藤喳嘛。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLbc3WAIrj
好在，家姐佢哋未打到埋身，仲係爪爛緊「毒藤女妖」D毒藤。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmNjxS6AKu
「草帽呼子」睇到佢哋都好似好開心咁，所以我就再問佢嘢…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFR58TwD7p
當試探吓佢都好丫嘛。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YkSU1JS8L
「係呢，呼子，我叫你呼子好唔好啊？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzZ4eXMMSf
「好！都係一句啫。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6QFuz8X68
「呼子呀，你有D咩力量嫁？勁唔勁嫁？可唔可以講嚟聽吓啊？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcpXwD7Yx4
「風力量，木力量，我一吹，呼呼呼咁就可以吹到D嘢亂晒嫁喇，好勁嫁！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJT105DOwg
佢好似都冇乜問題丫，似乎都係隻好妖嚟…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYaBXSwO5T
「係呢，呼子啊，你鍾意食咩嫁？」我試吓問吓佢D無聊嘢。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlDgrzLXY7
「人類！」呢個回應，似乎有D唔尋常，我亦開始感覺到我有危險…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLckuyDdto
「Eee…會唔會…有其他食物…你都會好鍾意食嫁？」我唯有繼續問。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LXsZ8lvuP
「但係…」佢好似有嘢想講，但係講唔出咁。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoeVpoEsnV
「但係咩啊？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JViMIdK35
「我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇~！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOV4Fgt0r8
佢突然擘到個口好大，好似想吞咗我咁，佢D牙有成幾層，仲有好多蟲喺裡面…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPuICXHBMc
「丫~！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyOwfQOIcY
「欣欣！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNf8hCXBAB
(插~！)841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkbMbbPZIv
一條金光陪住一把三尖兩刃槍直接插穿「草帽呼子」個口，仲將佢飛咗埋一邊。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWBpF1U5AE
之後，輝輝騎住「居居」跑過嚟，仲一手將我扯上「居居」背脊…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioGuNYFa3l
「居居」背脊位置有限，所以我只可以做嘅就係…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXKHLSlWHW
攬到輝輝實一實…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeY1Ib5yzRi
「欣欣，你冇事丫嘛？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUez2yWOHY
「無…無事，但係頭先嚇死我喇！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hhHgqn2nf
我好驚，但係而家輝輝喺度，我放心晒喇！841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Y0R2bPthb
仲可以同佢喺危難中一齊騎住白雪雪嘅「居居」…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTa8RJceRLd
感覺真係好夢幻啊！輝輝佢就好似白馬王子咁。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CddxSma6x
「蝦~！「居居」，衝去欣家姐嗰邊啦！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2KUzauo6f
輝輝佢「蝦」一聲，把三尖兩刃槍就返埋佢右手度，真係好有型，好勁啊！841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntQvRBxOMD
「居居」跑咗兩步，一個跳躍，就飛咗埋去「毒藤女妖」度…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFZHdgedaI
「蝦~！蝦~！蝦~！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpgeNqYIW7
(嘭~！嘭~！嘭~！)841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfacLX7v8Qj
輝輝佢橫掃三吓，毒藤就爆開晒…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FhYhLaRTJ
「喵~！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8DlUJgETx
家姐佢亦都迅速衝到「毒藤女妖」面前…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUGeg5qBSR
(嚓嚓嚓~！嚓嚓嚓~！)841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0dQh65kmA
連環幾吓貓爪，將「毒藤女妖」爪到重傷訓咗喺地下…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUCeAo9SO2
家姐仲要吓吓爪面，睇嚟「女妖」呢次真係醫返都唗藥費。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrhSPIpUB4
至於阿狗嗰邊，我哋完全睇唔到情況…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGUnao84OE
因為佢同「迷霧天魔」都俾一舊巨型泥土包住咗…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfl5CD4GuNs
不過好快，泥土就裂開咗，我見到「迷霧天魔」佢訓咗喺地下…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jjnUkMPGG
而阿狗就凌空飄起咗，仲一副不可一世嘅奸樣…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErgYMJvr1T
佢邪氣咁強，究竟佢係忠定奸嫁？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gdBoBYnhq
不過我唔理喇，總知大家都成功打敗對手就好喇。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxTYwNnaTR
…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBU80YRRyo7
「你班死仔！仲唔過嚟幫手？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgweasCyUSG
「袋袋」佢原來已經打低咗成二三百個人，但係佢似乎有D攰喇…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKULUfjoKUC
家姐身為人哋哎吔女友，當然幫都幫唔切啦，但係…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQz2heM3gbP
「我哋想睇你威丫嘛，大力D！專心D！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MKef7Zgek
乜輝輝同阿狗咁衰嫁…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86yvmTHA48
不過睇住一對情侶一齊並肩作戰，又真係幾好睇嘅…
所以我都冇叫佢哋幫手添，嘻。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5vw8P64oS
佢哋一對情侶就繼續並肩作戰，而我哋就望咗去大台度…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXumpAT30M9
高手過招，果然係唔同D，原來到而家佢哋仲係鬥緊把口，仲未出過手…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EGmVmVWDk
「媽媽！你哋走先，呢度等我呼子攪掂啦！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRA6qGT3fd
「草帽呼子」原來未死，仲雙手噤住傷口，好大力咁吸氣，依家…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZkPlB4w6Z
阿狗製造咗一道土牆出嚟保護我哋…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclUMpImbJ5
而其他嘢，包括同「情侶」打緊嘅人類都俾佢吸晒入口…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvQnstjeAy
而「千年石妖」﹑「南轅」同「西斜」就襯機走咗佬…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrOhWhiY9O
「草帽呼子」而家吸到成個「香港太空館」咁…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSXWVC9Pdm
唔通…佢要大爆炸炸死晒我哋！？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhYHBmeqFO
(待續)841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53PD6k83Va
下集預告︰841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElvltbriPo
咩話！？冇路可以離開呢度？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQr572uo6f
註解︰841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwJQQ1uYQq
(1) 墟冚—熱鬧，人聲嘈雜，形容地方。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmH7R6ZCoj
(2) 調轉槍頭—反過來幫另一邊。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdaGjjlfIC
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