第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」,仲唔小心跌咗入井…754Please respect copyright.PENANAgWROXm2H2X
阿輝,咪淨係掛住自己啊,記得保護阿欣啊!754Please respect copyright.PENANA1noHujn3W5
呢!你睇吓,阿欣嗌喇!754Please respect copyright.PENANAJMitv0wlGn
我遠水不能救近火啊,而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…754Please respect copyright.PENANAOuOTB0WyAK
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫,點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。754Please respect copyright.PENANAxequxiCQyl
…754Please respect copyright.PENANAbhDq8Rea28
「光管陳」嚟到,兩句唔埋就請神上身喇!好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。754Please respect copyright.PENANAMQpMed68hf
「…急急如律令,請媽祖顯靈,上徒兒我身,收服呢隻河中惡妖!」754Please respect copyright.PENANAy27npnpuf4
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟,會好似做大戲咁,成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…754Please respect copyright.PENANAkYH9ANg5La
但係原來…754Please respect copyright.PENANABBZo4vg2Ku
佢成個「春麗」咁款,仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…754Please respect copyright.PENANAbB7L8H38RV
不過…754Please respect copyright.PENANA4eYuLO5rk9
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟,我就想嘔喇!754Please respect copyright.PENANAxYNllKPb6y
都係睇返我小倩好,我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…754Please respect copyright.PENANAVmbzWxGbru
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…754Please respect copyright.PENANAvkr5wPxTHh
順便一個箭步衝前,一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…754Please respect copyright.PENANAmMvbA9KrsU
「家明!」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款,真係我見猶憐…754Please respect copyright.PENANADzgvrjuDkz
「佢就係我孫新袍呀?個樣又幾標緻噃。」754Please respect copyright.PENANA02X64KRZDT
「我頂你個制!頭先又唔出嚟幫拖,而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽,我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛!」754Please respect copyright.PENANAxIDYn3rFCB
(茱~!) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。754Please respect copyright.PENANAep4Oyh1JRE
我霎時間,開心到面都紅晒…754Please respect copyright.PENANAB3ysgnIvGE
「毒河水炮!」754Please respect copyright.PENANA932SPzf9uS
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…754Please respect copyright.PENANA6P7rTHYN0j
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住,但係…754Please respect copyright.PENANAcACobW1tue
「家明,你頭先冇受傷丫嘛?不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」754Please respect copyright.PENANABIpDs2zODc
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…754Please respect copyright.PENANAzdifPyPvKD
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面,食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…754Please respect copyright.PENANAaMZkTe2D7h
「喂,俾多幾粒嚟丫!」754Please respect copyright.PENANA18uaUdYyZn
「你又唔過去幫拖,又阻住我同小倩二人世界,仲想食花生!?」754Please respect copyright.PENANALoTFFVNdoK
「你估我唔想幫咩?我夠鬼人哋打呀?你條衰仔,仲好講,頭先淨係喺度唱歌,我見情況唔妥,走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋,好在中途就見到佢,唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀?」754Please respect copyright.PENANAbQATTs5DTF
「咁好啦,花生俾晒你啦,你行埋一邊慢慢食,唔好阻住晒。」754Please respect copyright.PENANAuCIYb12eoU
「衰仔,重色輕我。」754Please respect copyright.PENANAEKOIrordaK
大家都唔好理阿公住喇,睇返「春麗」先…754Please respect copyright.PENANAl994wmsiO0
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…754Please respect copyright.PENANA0BODjqL0H6
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗,仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…754Please respect copyright.PENANAdw1fG03RwS
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退,退得幾步,後面冇路,唯有用雙手硬擋…754Please respect copyright.PENANAa9LFLYJbub
總算頂得住…754Please respect copyright.PENANAnsBmt2aWVE
之後佢不甘示弱,即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—754Please respect copyright.PENANAdvtqh0sB9E
「地獄冥河~!」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。754Please respect copyright.PENANAGNtDu4QsDw
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…754Please respect copyright.PENANAPOYIaskNGH
好在,水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。754Please respect copyright.PENANAqYg9G7k1sA
「嘻嘻嘻,而家呢度就係我嘅主場,睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我?」754Please respect copyright.PENANAFdiVCj4s56
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁,估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。754Please respect copyright.PENANAI6Ybevd6zB
「春麗」佢始終都係水神,總算可以企喺河面,但係…754Please respect copyright.PENANAeP7G0rM6Mg
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…754Please respect copyright.PENANA1ODUTYmAQg
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁,點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…754Please respect copyright.PENANAHLotzzbWK4
「冥河鬼爪~!」754Please respect copyright.PENANAgtdWo62YMd
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後,「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…754Please respect copyright.PENANAP4gnbXA9YO
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊!754Please respect copyright.PENANAcr1LAf2mjO
「鳳凰百裂腿~!」754Please respect copyright.PENANAKpeLOt5kqy
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…754Please respect copyright.PENANAIEUjtmM29a
之後佢雙手合拾…754Please respect copyright.PENANAFeyhsHAkyD
「你條冥河D水太淡喇,睇我將佢整鹹啦!大海汪洋,賜我力量,天從臨海~!」754Please respect copyright.PENANAzU4h73US2b
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水,仲…754Please respect copyright.PENANAff4TRO6KAT
我頂佢個肺丫,兜頭淋落嚟,整濕晒我同小倩…754Please respect copyright.PENANApUOvjwecvl
咦,我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩,又好似…754Please respect copyright.PENANAe59O5lyNvP
唔頂住好D噃,攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。754Please respect copyright.PENANAOOHBNRhzEJ
…754Please respect copyright.PENANAGQrUiPwNKW
「哈哈哈,你以為有用咩?地獄冥河係無底深潭,加上係完整實在嘅,而你呢度只係得部份海水,根本冇可能將佢填滿!」754Please respect copyright.PENANAJRY1GHSc0M
乜話!?原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用!?754Please respect copyright.PENANAPCFMMLkQFW
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁,開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去,我就睇你頂得幾耐!」754Please respect copyright.PENANA1yq9dmOlzg
「哼,刁蟲小技,天從臨海護我腳下!」754Please respect copyright.PENANAqmEEpmBXUc
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…754Please respect copyright.PENANAgD2AhrXDH6
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…754Please respect copyright.PENANAcpgRmyEeEN
「到我喇喎,水轉鳳凰捲~!」754Please respect copyright.PENANAIUXaVGNeTT
我有D鄙視呢一招,因為明明就係水龍捲,但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…754Please respect copyright.PENANAetifQRuYWG
攪到呢招成個食物咁。754Please respect copyright.PENANA9HTrIaKr7C
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」,又估唔到幾大力噃…754Please respect copyright.PENANATGp9oJfutJ
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁,佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…754Please respect copyright.PENANAHpOsP9SxCX
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…754Please respect copyright.PENANAYSsYQlECUd
「睇嚟我要用真身喇!冥河水鬼,魂歸吾身,怨氣積聚,邪體現形!」754Please respect copyright.PENANA48hnGeW6x5
佢一嗌完,一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟,好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…754Please respect copyright.PENANA0cXWYsdrcs
邪氣一直積聚,佢個身形就越嚟越大,個死人樣就越嚟越衰…754Please respect copyright.PENANApwn5ydd6nr
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁,但係手腳較長…754Please respect copyright.PENANATAJyhlRQwP
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…754Please respect copyright.PENANAKypbpm8tRm
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」,濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…754Please respect copyright.PENANAo0OlgpKoX9
好在,「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。754Please respect copyright.PENANAqp1ydbsj9v
「大波兄,睇住阿明同你孫新袍!」754Please respect copyright.PENANAKgT4GbZpdt
「好!」754Please respect copyright.PENANAMeryBtCuRO
「孫新袍!?」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度,感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。754Please respect copyright.PENANAemigVyFwy4
「衰仔,咪淨係掛住爽啦,睇住自己同我孫新袍啊!」754Please respect copyright.PENANA6xdYvm5cNv
我想回應佢,但係突然…754Please respect copyright.PENANAqoMbuy4LJ6
「哇~丫~!」754Please respect copyright.PENANA49hjbYAIWu
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟,仲…754Please respect copyright.PENANAwYB6ZGoccT
吞咗「春麗」!?754Please respect copyright.PENANAQclmfnOm1s
唔係咁大鑊呀?冇戲做喇?唯一救星都死埋?唔係咁化學呀?754Please respect copyright.PENANAP59RyyjpPQ
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水,而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…754Please respect copyright.PENANAQKLB1MO3gL
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。754Please respect copyright.PENANAPi48CmeTxi
…754Please respect copyright.PENANAYaL3Spphkn
已經成十幾秒喇,「春麗」,唔係,「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟?754Please respect copyright.PENANAjvU2x7qQMA
「哇~丫~!」754Please respect copyright.PENANA3kbXMWJGdp
「丫!」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟,仲將我…754Please respect copyright.PENANAD96SNPgRou
嚇到跌咗入井…754Please respect copyright.PENANAXCuFrEgFiZ
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~!」754Please respect copyright.PENANANngDEzJKUy
我就一直跌落井底,淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘,可想而知個井有幾深…754Please respect copyright.PENANAf9gsOeV1Qe
(噗~!)754Please respect copyright.PENANA63h5e5vzjc
「丫!」咦,嘩,咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅!?754Please respect copyright.PENANAiQ8L1f4rDK
井底有D水,但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢,個井口唔係好闊…754Please respect copyright.PENANALSIUNWY8ms
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆,但係…754Please respect copyright.PENANAw2e7i2mlRM
D水好臭吓,不過我冇理太多,因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…754Please respect copyright.PENANAVSf0n0Ot1A
「阿公!小倩!聽唔聽到啊?」我向上大嗌。754Please respect copyright.PENANAhZOSWyW65O
過咗一陣…754Please respect copyright.PENANAfG5EU4JRDP
「喂!聽到!你冇事丫嘛?」754Please respect copyright.PENANA5sC7PEUCyy
「聽到!但係回音好勁,你講慢D丫!」我回應。754Please respect copyright.PENANA9hQLqkVwvU
「講咩啊?你講慢D丫!」754Please respect copyright.PENANAfb4c9up9se
我真係俾佢激到想死!754Please respect copyright.PENANAC5yKltWXyA
「我!問!光!管!陳!點!啊?」754Please respect copyright.PENANAWSIniiUfnu
「你講嘢一舊舊!我聽唔到你講乜啊!總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇!而家我哋都安全!不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷!」754Please respect copyright.PENANAGufliH9qB2
安全就好,唔想再回應佢喇。754Please respect copyright.PENANAgNmfGAFJdY
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…754Please respect copyright.PENANArH0L06FX0u
嘩,呢次喺體內插,肯定超痛。754Please respect copyright.PENANAXZC2rkQJx8
「咁!快!D!救!我!啦!」754Please respect copyright.PENANAJc8taEVwYC
「你喺好深呀?我睇你唔到!條繩夠唔夠長啊?」754Please respect copyright.PENANAWkcDbNFdqq
我連繩頭都見唔到。754Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4eM4YfleR
「駁!長!D!啦!」754Please respect copyright.PENANAPuT3Jm3YkV
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇!真係唔夠長呀?」754Please respect copyright.PENANATWGTxjTQwS
佢咁講完,我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…754Please respect copyright.PENANARmJkB7wDpm
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…754Please respect copyright.PENANASK45XZlLFd
「你嗌完未啊?」井底呢度突然有把人聲。754Please respect copyright.PENANAqVlaRtpWPD
真係嚇咗我一跳,但係…754Please respect copyright.PENANACwfl86A4w8
相對咁諗,咪即係有人喺度囉,咁返上去就有望喇。754Please respect copyright.PENANArgTqVWtVez
「你踩完未啊?」754Please respect copyright.PENANAQzgxZSLXZf
我…踩完未?唔通…754Please respect copyright.PENANArIXrmeRO4F
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…754Please respect copyright.PENANAiU9pQYUmZd
(待續)754Please respect copyright.PENANAumxtfECd7I
下集預告︰754Please respect copyright.PENANARLLbHXxxFv
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇!哇!754Please respect copyright.PENANAI973UnopAm
註解︰754Please respect copyright.PENANAA33ZPVAIFq
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅754Please respect copyright.PENANA7nS3v5tcmb
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手754Please respect copyright.PENANAZwc2mS1U4t