第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeuGGrji2S
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRzdLSFfbQ
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPi8KWcoew
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdGf6vdMh6
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRTrMuTUsl
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「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSgvqrN10h
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVz7dokcVtH
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsx6PECd5YD
但係原來…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtX7DXGWpJV
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetQJ0yWFfu
不過…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZ2GYiWvo8
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQLC1XJpAB
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZyX3fBxQ2
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzy84H1CgB
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDydoJNm1x
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Sl8ILxzQa
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaygzk2slJ
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEn8FPaKFJ1
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4s1XJDyh5i
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssPbQi4shV
「毒河水炮！」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkofB1t52d
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCR4W4vvurI
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYtUlp0EdT
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kYPlB77EL
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboAAeXX3Zd
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhwBUl7vF3
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFxrP7hQLA
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjneF9hyAs
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡws0dG9Mhtc
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmvVi668Cn
「衰仔，重色輕我。」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkQnoApXkN
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjsgMCjzKi
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mkAQY1FzH
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNoDbzoSSUZ
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKpVCeSLYK
總算頂得住…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfGssC4ea6
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIPJOK28jr
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPPvKdcs1G
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIhpqxTjl4
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrb8JPGQcHL
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqmkNHcsEG
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxbIkuyHyY
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRS6bSaJ1DX
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0EXkJvUzN
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2ElMOWFlt
「冥河鬼爪~！」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjFhGFztMN
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbrgnRU8Zx
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSc44dVAJH
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pU5Htg6CR
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1ZUnr1S8l
之後佢雙手合拾…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9H2BbhdfAL
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMov87Qk3yz
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmzw0CiZrt
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs10pfzV6Dh
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2uG3PnUOC
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOY1nJpAt8A
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「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxeQtL7SUG
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsm9RCLRqza
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvr0LFX5tYx
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLoC1ioFw2
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UmmBRAVFt
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9qIP5DcoY
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzBb7kWMKZ
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxF5Jlgr5QK
攪到呢招成個食物咁。654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98r7VsIorf
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGcsfy17Ik
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6DectL3rr
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYnWGbs94s
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EQo2TdVdT
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJf5b61Prz
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBATCKTK75x
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bOUrgOgvE
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5Q3iOYFuo
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4UVIAT1uJr
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVupG5qdaX
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ajJGsKwhz
「好！」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCc6SMpCFbR
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2S8PgiLzgJ
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRJoh94oL9
我想回應佢，但係突然…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEqjYAYjZX
「哇~丫~！」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSdLSr9EL9
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutmkUhetaL
吞咗「春麗」！？654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwdl4vDpO8
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCnZzLYWgw
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPHuRMsp03
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBvplBpJmW
…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEHwej6gvr
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCy0eY3Ndt0
「哇~丫~！」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuwWsPxRci
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLiXGKklpvD
嚇到跌咗入井…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡky6LNf1hpn
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9A6Hgk5Ia
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7y8BtfOsK
(噗~！)654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1xIedxmsO
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskC8LhF8JH
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4HbaMPY5R
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXWXXsRLXt
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YA9us35Kd
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOCOvYv2mE
過咗一陣…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCri2NJJ2L
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mSqnp4M7f
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WjT8S11Q8
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EDh0ruxkD
我真係俾佢激到想死！654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJPOUjoIvv
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NwoWul4Uh
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQRgUTpKDW
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDnNK6LF2F
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ztnBTP1YH
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3ZMCMqXoq
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ybFVAt19f
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehqDtt3xAh
我連繩頭都見唔到。654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxr6Prhe4I
「駁！長！D！啦！」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFt1imj4wA
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkytCus7Rh
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡec5LDxoG4W
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzMK3pVijP
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡden37vWyAc
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xzWUYnZa8
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP19cqWim6x
「你踩完未啊？」654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2Ek1L21FB
我…踩完未？唔通…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDI73YxgAZ
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBl1EEKXJM
(待續)654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUQDPKXDzN
下集預告︰654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMv7s3OTKS
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhN9HmoyvLi
註解︰654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wknnPf4vQ
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjA6qd7eFW
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手654Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJR97VECD9T
