第021集 ~ 明︰喂，阿輝，有幅「勁嘢」可以當護身符啊！809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPyeuZGdN8
我係阿明啊！我呢邊之前講到識咗我嘅「女神」小倩，真係諗起都…嘻嘻，，開心到訓唔到啊！809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5kSmu4Tay
同小倩佢暫時小別之後，我哋成班人一齊搭「地鐵」返去酒店，行返去嘅時候，仲見到間車仔麵舖添…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaK7mh8UZH1
真係好想過去試吓呢度D地道嘢食啊！不過有一男一女喺度阻住晒，真係想一腳踢走佢哋，夜D或者再落嚟睇吓仲有冇得食宵夜先。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpl3jYFT9Lz
我哋一班人一返到酒店門口，我旁邊嘅「光管陳」就即刻衝咗去廁所，我就行咗去廁所隔離個電話間度，諗住打返去同屋企人報個平安。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYXE9OoU2I
老媽子肯定係好掛住我喇，一打就即刻接通咗。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiWHXr1o2r
「喂，老媽子呀？我到咗日本喇！依家喺酒店，今晚食咗餐任食牛肉啊，超正！」我講完呢句就一直聽佢講。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2WKzwuDR3
「係呀，玩咗成日喇？攰唔攰啊？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAn3c0d8ZYe
「喂~老豆！你個仔打返嚟啊！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkD7igr86nF
「哼，你老豆真係丫，成日都死要面嘅，而家又話唔聽喇喎，佢話你玩得開心就得。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRksBH0qbgg
「你都唔知啊，頭先你未打嚟之前佢都唔知幾煩，喺度問長問短，話你做咩事咁夜都唔打返嚟咁喎。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNnLt5IYPn
「哈哈，知佢「龍」嘢啦，得嫁喇，男人，明嘅。」我回應老媽子。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNLvbvJAcv
我一諗返起道「黑色符」就即刻再問︰—809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlDgbcwwma
「係噃，老媽子，點解我個喼度會有道黑色符嘅？係咪你放嫁？你知唔知咩事啊？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMufy1kGaYA
「黑色符！？我唔知噃，喺個喼度架？係咪你阿姨放落去嫁？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7a5Yv6ye2
「係噃，好似係佢專登俾呢個喼我嫁喎，不過唔緊要，你都知佢係神婆嚟嫁啦，我問吓佢聽日同你講丫。」老媽子再講。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKc35ESx18B
「重要嫁，你要問清楚阿姨佢。其他就聽日先講啦，電話費貴啊。」我唔想嚇親老媽子，所以冇講黑色符係召鬼符同埋道符可以害死我俾佢知。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIkfVoZ9nq
我講完就收咗線，當然唔可以同佢提小倩啦，佢咁口疏，講咗，肯定全村都知。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWomJItJK3
我一諗起道「黑色符」，就諗起阿姨佢好似不嬲都唔鍾意我，佢成日都話係我累死阿公，所以如果佢真係想害我都唔出奇，我好擔心。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSu4zt7yP0
之後，我去咗廁所屙尿，廁所冇其他人，得一格有人用，應該係「光管陳」佢啦，我就對住個尿兜講嘢，大聲D應該廁格度都聽到。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNT1wqn1DH8
「陳Sir呀，其實你有冇信心保到我哋全程安全嫁？唔知點解我覺得呢個旅行，好似而家咁落去，我肯定一世都唔會唔記得，我怕嘅係，我返唔到去香港啊。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4L2433oKnA
廁格裡面一直冇人回應，所以我屙完尿就去拍一拍道廁所門。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6F7dQffhK
「陳Sir，你喺唔喺度啊？陳Sir，你喺唔喺度啊？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71YWNYEwvM
「我真係想打「救」你，人哋喺度扮緊「大事」，你喺度唵唵唵，你D嘢唔可以我屙完先講嫁咩？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKqFyVsB6P
一吓沖廁聲之後，「光管陳」打開道門，行返出嚟，去咗洗手。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHUoLpiJfL
「我哋走江湖嘅，一定要識南龍北鳳，「北鳳」，「火鳳仙人」係我師父，佢得我一個徒弟，如果我都保你哋唔到，肯定冇人保到你哋。放心啦，返房先啦。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgELXMEkiU
佢咁講，我唯有信晒佢啦。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaIGtYiO3l
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之後，我同佢行返去大堂，見到阿輝﹑「喪狗」﹑「大袋」仲喺度，佢哋似係撩緊個櫃台姐姐傾計，「喪狗」仲好似真係溝掂咗個姐姐咁…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvy8PY1IRK
好在，我都有小倩啫。阿輝同「光管陳」就喺度「咬耳仔」，之後阿輝突然轉過頭嚟問我︰—809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygTF72n3dL
「其實個(車立)嗰度係咪你扮聲嚇我哋啊？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HQ3D4BUKk
「梗係冇啦，頭先咁多把口，我硬哽咋。」我咁回答。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7k9CJOiZ0
之後聽到「喪狗」同「大袋」講話D聲係佢哋講嘅，我真係覺得好疑惑。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDYtmphPKg
「光管陳」知道之後，仲叫我哋入(車立)後要企喺四角，頭先喺廁所佢講到自己咁勁咁，我梗係聽晒佢講啦…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClmEtlG4LA
一入到(車立)，我就搵個靚位企定，過咗冇耐…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKegXmINVe
個死人「大袋」竟然放屁，我企佢後面嫁，大佬，硬食晒啊，阿輝仲叫我塞隻腳去佢「後欄」度。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgn2jxaQGhg
「攞我隻腳嚟「教飛」，你塞丫！」突然…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOUqfEgPPj
「嘻嘻嘻，嘻嘻嘻…」一把鬼異嘅聲音喺(車立)頂傳嚟…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLYSsB5IPq
我都嚟唔切做任何反應，部(車立)一到，「光管陳」大嗌咗一聲，就揸咗「大袋」一吓，仲掟咗D嘢上(車立)頂…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcNW2vZkeA
「啪」一聲，真係嚇死我啊，好似拍緊戲咁，仲無端端一大舊嘢跌咗落嚟，「光管陳」再加一腳踢咗舊嘢出(車立)…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqwHserWwh
我除咗呆咗，都唔知做D乜好，但係見到「光管陳」真係成個超人咁，我真係唔佩服都唔得。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8JckMO8ae
我望出去睇吓舊嘢，望清楚D，原來係個個樣怪怪地嘅小朋友，「光管陳」同阿輝為咗佢，仲噏咗一輪廢話，好似話個小朋友係冇惡意咁囉。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIsrNbmNxr
之後，佢就由得阿輝帶住個小朋友，佢自己就轉個身嚟搭我膊頭帶我走，仲咁講︰—809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eqSQjQqtf
「頭先唔小心整爛咗「大袋」件衫，而家直行唔好另返轉頭。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGr92hVAnMf
「你都知佢叫「大袋」嘅？你見過呀？」我問。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PLgJSPeeU
「講真，我未聽過你哋叫佢第二個名囉。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0wNH6iBhI
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入到房，開晒燈，發現「細鬼」唔喺度，條友可能真係走咗去叫雞，「光管陳」佢就四圍望來望去，一句嘢都冇講…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Jj9R1IpPI
佢喺垃圾桶度執起道「黑色符」就問我︰—809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreTH7NJvSB
「係咪就係呢道符？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyF3jTegeJP
我想回應佢，但係佢突然望住廁所旁邊嗰一幅人像畫，仲伸起右手對住我，似係叫我唔好講嘢住咁，佢望嘢望到好似俾人點咗穴咁，郁都冇郁過。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KCf6WWoKE
我好奇咪跟住佢望埋去幅人像畫度囉，但係…只不過係普通西方人像畫啫，有條友，剝晒D衫坐喺度，得塊布遮住個咕咕，冇咩特別丫…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpbRVJyD7U
裡面D嘢又冇郁嘅，我真係諗唔明「光管陳」佢望緊D乜。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3hVGxVO2G
我見「光管陳」郁都唔郁，咪搵隻手指篤吓佢囉，點知佢…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmikQTVC68H
「篤乜鬼嘢啫，你真係博鬧嫁喎！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvMwApUE6r
之後，佢再望返去幅畫度一陣，低頭一手叉住塊面，再諗咗一陣…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrVMbBODEm
就一手拍落我膊頭度。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBRogCC2IZ
「OK！冇嘢嫁喇！道符放返落個喼度，放心沖涼訓啦。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVUyRFm3Uv
佢講完呢句就走咗去，我真係覺得莫名奇妙。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeO6jNlp8cD
我望住幅畫諗，呢幅咩畫啊？呢條剝衫佬又係乜水啊？佢咁勁，可以保護到我？809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6k1a5Nj0Wz
不過「光管陳」佢咁講，我就信佢啦，之後我嗱嗱聲就走咗去沖個靚涼。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQBmWfkoHn
沖完涼，我就走咗出去，諗住問同學借部「即影即有」嚟影返張「剝衫佬」相，當係護身符都好丫嘛，點知…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyKzFfJMtE
一出到去，Kenny同「老鼠安」就叫我去「冷行」踢波，咁我咪奉陪一吓囉，當輕鬆吓心情都好丫嘛。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1mSluIiX3
(待續)809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvsjwxdXFI
下集預告︰809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPkYZetjqj
而家喺我前面嘅係一個完整嘅背脊，同一個完整女人頭嘅正面…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEpGJHu5mx
