第122集 ~ 洋︰咁就嚟講返一集「井上」先生啦！895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfhJ923gGj
係咪好奇怪點解今集有個「洋」字呢？895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSgOPNhL0Y
冇錯，我諗亦都唔會有讀者會諗錯，就係我，我係「十里洋腸」！895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyJkAciPj3
(點解唔用個「腸」字啊？)895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4G68qCJP6j
你要明白我個名嘅精髓係來自個「洋」字。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1f0f0B9jc
(即係你條「腸」可以唔要啊？)895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zVMi3HmRz
條「腸」以後就交俾你喇，連我個「龜頭」都可以交埋俾你。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LyGWUCzm2
冇錯，喺我身邊嘅就係同我襯到絕而且我就追求緊嘅「七色彩雲」喇。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hMrqcgxKE
而家，我哋拍住拖咁睇緊佢哋打…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFTPEKp4TC
由於「井上」先生(即係「阿明」)話我太過得閒…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgAuxYXcCA
所以今集就授權我去講佢嘅英雄事跡，而授權書亦都已經喺我手喇。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHy14znO7ni
佢話驚人哋話自吹自擂，自怨自艾，自宮自瀆咁囉…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmoYjrwAPc
(唔好攪爛GAG，唔該。)895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO07YHdWI0c
咁都俾你發現添。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLE0CEJ76Io
好，即刻開始！895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsXpekqGnS
一切就由「井上」先生暈咗講起…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfoGvhbHOj
砸暈「井上」先生嘅係一條「死肥仔」(即係「東虫」)…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAvG3TL4Uf
佢之後同「鬼王」攪咗一輪…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLa8vslbAS
無端端又閃電霹靂咁發射咗一條電光龍出嚟攻向「鬼王」…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3oOMRYmN7
力量係幾勁，但係淨係打到「鬼王」冇咗隻左手同個籃囉。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMKteAAPST
佢仲激嬲咗「鬼王」，攪到佢要喺現場玩爆炸品。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Vv2XW4C4S
炸到周圍爛晒，大家於是乎都要出盡法寶…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58gezur965
可惜都俾佢嘅一招就彈開晒…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJGKgA1OVl
喺呢個時候，一條老嘢無端端推咗「井上」先生送俾佢女友隻公仔去死…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMhf3D7kT5
公仔死咗，女友發火…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VB5gXCmmp
佢一吓尖叫之後就成隻「摩天鬼爪」打落去「鬼王」度…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0NiTGiQuT
「鬼王」趴咗街…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63vciQmwj5
本來都已經奄奄一息…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjnW8UwCFy
可惜有條笨實，無端端行埋去送頭，我都唔知佢想點？895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UAP53Q7e7
「鬼王」食咗佢之後，雙手就再次重生，諗住開拖啦，點知…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjXiAzh98o
有個「木獨佬」(「東歪」)阻住晒，仲係咁講自己D嘢…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NOTE57p8K
其實佢有冇諗過人哋唔想聽嘅呢？895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5gIusLZrf
最衰係個「死肥仔」，仲叫佢幫手，你睇吓，而家點呢？895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1aGLBjqDy
佢一搥就窩咗落去個靚女度喇！895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKYygpIYAG
好，呢一集正式開始！895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZeeY4eLnf
(而家先開始？)895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDDzo4NzE3
阿輝見到「東歪」咁做，嗱嗱聲就一個「鳳凰閃現」飛埋去營救佢女友…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lTH5adfxz
好可惜，「東歪」話你快我都唔慢，佢一個閃身就向後退返埋「鬼王」後面…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUwHng6H9H
喺呢個時候，當大家嘅目光都注視住佢哋幾個嘅呢一刻，突然…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfJpqdXXVk
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2l9e30d54
係「井上」先生啊！895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgNsnQWGZX
「傻佬明，你醒咗喇！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtqOixW7U5
「其實我一早醒咗，不過見有D肚餓，食住花生等啫…」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UCY95IaUC
「死到臨頭，你呢個傻仔仲笑得出？」「鬼王」講。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduvfaoONKc
「我笑又關你事呀？」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8peH9qRE3
「你梗係嫌命長頂喇！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgU7inzoPO
「哈哈哈哈，係又點啊？夠膽就同我隻揪丫？」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7toAMZGH0z
「又係激將法，你估我仲會信咩？」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvNGV5UD0O
「冇錯，係激將法，咁你夠唔夠膽同我隻揪丫？」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClmw9RIQnz
「隻揪！？哈哈哈哈，睇你咪又係話幾個人同我同時隻揪。」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhn6bquIoQ
「唔好意思，打爆你條粉腸，我一個就夠喇！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHePXN8tDs
「就憑你？」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlo3NKIc6V5
「錯，係我手上嘅呢把劍！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIaqtV6TKq
「井上」先生佢充滿自信咁打橫揸住把「九陽草薙」隊向「鬼王」…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUILY5DnirR
「咩劍咁巴閉啊？」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kXiLUEfPI
「九陽草薙！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROcpO3CZ5o
「神劍之一噃，但係…哈哈哈哈，你條傻仔笑死我喇，「青龍劍」同「鳳凰火炎」我都未驚過啦，你唔係覺得我會驚佢呀？」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjS6uwDk1g4
「唔啱或者我同你隻揪丫？」阿輝揸實把「鳳凰火炎」好認真咁講。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5wGSxvrou
「哼，你估我又會驚你咩？我夠膽講，你哋呢度冇一個人可以單揪得贏我！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1jXuiV2oh
「你錯喇，可以揪贏你嘅人大把，喺你面前就有一個，就係我。」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1QKMoF60Y
「井上」先生唔知邊度嚟D自信，我記得佢應該開唔到把「九陽草薙」嫁喎。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLAITkvmKr
唔通係拋浪頭？定係真係有咩秘密武器呢？895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBngid2o0Ae
「好，雖然我唔信你會真係會同我隻揪隻，但係我都真係好想睇吓你有咩能力，竟然咁有膽識去挑戰我。」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4cuVrPXgr
「放心啦，邊個夠膽出手，我亦都會出手幫你。」「東歪」咁講。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXuHrA7Wgz
「哼。」「鬼王」雖然咁樣哼一聲，但係明顯「東歪」咁做係幫咗佢唔少忙。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmQ79dvHw9
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBzr0lWr6H
「鬼王」迅間移動到「井上」先生面前，但係…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGE3GQv7jgH
隨即一個閃身就彈開咗，究竟發生咩事呢？我見到…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvfhbURkmo
「井上」先生佢咩都冇做，淨係合埋咗對眼，仲咁講︰—895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjca8UbiFz
「我暈咗嘅時候，戇居居咁一直揸住咗把「九陽草薙」，到我醒返之後，我發現咗一樣嘢，白痴到冇人信嘅嘢…」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6RvQ2365W
「哼，你唔係諗住合埋眼打羸我呀？」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cLcMJB65i
「你講得冇錯丫，我就係要合埋眼嚟打羸你…」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NEV6xKUqe
「睇嚟你有D精神病。」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNxqQmp3Yt
「傻佬明，唔好亂嚟啊！」當時大家都咁叫。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVC8kacO42
「大家可以放心，我冇亂嚟，講返頭先樣白痴嘢先，我發現嘅就係…四個字，熱，脹，冷，縮！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FTc1FOzXd
「熱脹冷縮！？」大家驚訝。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJMXPAv0lj
「冇錯，就係因為熱力，令到「九陽草薙」個劍鞘脹開…」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOtid2G3XV
「吓？咁白痴？」大家再驚訝。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiBG6WJguv
「就係咁白痴，而家…佢可以見大家喇，但係…大家就唔可以見到佢。」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiMtwJRawU
「又點解啊？」大家問。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXEl5K0gc4
「唔好問，只要信，大家聽我講，先合埋眼，仲要搵手噤住對眼。」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXun1BpnT2j
「井上」先生佢一直合埋眼講嘢，而反叛嘅我，就冇聽佢講，繼續睇戲…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlwqHfKXJl
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyKNjdeM6A
發出灰白色光嘅陰魂喺「鬼王」身邊突然走出嚟，再向「井上」先生飛埋去…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAaClCKOr4A
「大家都保護好對眼啦嘛？九陽草薙，出鞘！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFZdwZhBKt
佢一講完，一手就將「九陽草薙」從劍鞘抆出嚟，895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLF4MAhkczD
「哇丫！」陰魂迅間被消滅。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMHhvPBOXR
好在…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYzsIvXTKW
我有戴太陽眼鏡啫，唔係真係會盲嫁！因為…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ANhStR4OO
原來「九陽草薙」會發出刺眼嘅陽光，真係好燦眼啊！895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeMs9Ydvyb
唔怪得之「井上」先生佢要我哋噤住對眼啦！895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MC8JJlA3B
「點啊？鬼王，覺得點啊？」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeicDI3Ir5Q
「鬼王」雙眼被致盲。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVn2IxzSAwN
「丫丫丫，你…哼，即使你把劍就咁樣效果又點啊？你咪一樣要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GkR219rWZ
「兩個字，我有你冇嘅…心眼！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsN40CldAo
「咩話？咩係心眼啊？」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkRLwh4K0c
「唔需要用肉眼，合埋眼都知你喺邊，夠唔夠屈機？」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3weohNFWX
「冇可能！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygixnsaj13
「論力量的確冇得同你比，但係論諗頭，香港年青一代真係冇得輸啊！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEa0bYjE3X4
「井上」先生講完就連環攻擊「鬼王」…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZerRRhd8Db
「鬼王」雖然睇唔到，但係亂咁左閃右避都總算避到幾吓…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2yycJIerN
可惜「井上」先生太強勁喇，就好似真係睇到「鬼王」去邊一樣…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIugSpJuIOE
最後一吓…(插~！)895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6A9W8XL6Y
插中喇！「鬼王」倒地…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQtBPPNgt3
………895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIodDAYnW3
但係…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvAwjxt2Qt
「哈哈哈哈，好在，你有張良計，我有過牆梯啫。」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlULubo2p3
「鬼王」原來一早分多咗個身出嚟…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQZuG32EOB
「你分幾多都一樣，只會一直俾我拮到你死為止！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzGREg23fd
「井上」先生之後繼續攻擊…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxJX1Fs13D
「鬼風！靈魂鬼步！鬼風！靈魂鬼步！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EhTIuflcQ
「鬼王」睇唔到嘢，只有一直閃避，但係…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrhJj4t3et
突然…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqesBQCyiEU
(嚓~！) 一聲…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSqcW56Mnq
咩事啊？895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnp7HUk0eH
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh73HEyLj5T
大家都想知發生咩事，但係又唔敢開眼，直至…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF69s7iqxYq
「大家開眼啦。」「井上」先生咁講。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbz7QRHbST
淨係見到「鬼王」俾「東歪」殺死咗。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRZVTnoSna
(待續)895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOGCzravKW
下集預告︰895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fnA4Pfdq0
餐~~~~ 餐躝~ 餐躝~895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCytgZhiS8
註解︰895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8DFPfb1zL
(1) 笨實 — 粗口歪音，本來係—笨染！895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsguyiP4GvS
(2) 送頭 — 遊戲術語，即係送死。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5XKKiGIzD
(3) 拋浪頭 — 裝腔作勢，扮晒嘢。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokyWN9hjfp
