第122集 ~ 洋︰咁就嚟講返一集「井上」先生啦！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡli50QKYGOi
係咪好奇怪點解今集有個「洋」字呢？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj52S5KHmga
冇錯，我諗亦都唔會有讀者會諗錯，就係我，我係「十里洋腸」！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZD3rEuKDf
(點解唔用個「腸」字啊？)806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIdpfMRRHF
你要明白我個名嘅精髓係來自個「洋」字。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1nJsu90lX
(即係你條「腸」可以唔要啊？)806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51RGKrxqbS
條「腸」以後就交俾你喇，連我個「龜頭」都可以交埋俾你。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIM2ag57KO
冇錯，喺我身邊嘅就係同我襯到絕而且我就追求緊嘅「七色彩雲」喇。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEGjDdOJiZ
而家，我哋拍住拖咁睇緊佢哋打…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWMREgUosy
由於「井上」先生(即係「阿明」)話我太過得閒…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIN1IIi9Qp
所以今集就授權我去講佢嘅英雄事跡，而授權書亦都已經喺我手喇。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsL0MucgSfE
佢話驚人哋話自吹自擂，自怨自艾，自宮自瀆咁囉…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDuglmGGTX
(唔好攪爛GAG，唔該。)806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXVe2iS1UO
咁都俾你發現添。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPT8LB1Rt0
好，即刻開始！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOP9VWK4it9
一切就由「井上」先生暈咗講起…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wObeBES1s
砸暈「井上」先生嘅係一條「死肥仔」(即係「東虫」)…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcO9IGkoo6
佢之後同「鬼王」攪咗一輪…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qJE2KHO9n
無端端又閃電霹靂咁發射咗一條電光龍出嚟攻向「鬼王」…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRudOem7ILL
力量係幾勁，但係淨係打到「鬼王」冇咗隻左手同個籃囉。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡei53yQMz9w
佢仲激嬲咗「鬼王」，攪到佢要喺現場玩爆炸品。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLKOFZa0m2
炸到周圍爛晒，大家於是乎都要出盡法寶…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHT8KzHwUuu
可惜都俾佢嘅一招就彈開晒…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPUlJpFywM
喺呢個時候，一條老嘢無端端推咗「井上」先生送俾佢女友隻公仔去死…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbh2nbmDra
公仔死咗，女友發火…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nchFQuEH2
佢一吓尖叫之後就成隻「摩天鬼爪」打落去「鬼王」度…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFc9H8Alsx
「鬼王」趴咗街…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2weuDuDRan
本來都已經奄奄一息…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwWnLI2oM5
可惜有條笨實，無端端行埋去送頭，我都唔知佢想點？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhC8u8SE7St
「鬼王」食咗佢之後，雙手就再次重生，諗住開拖啦，點知…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QGWhWv086
有個「木獨佬」(「東歪」)阻住晒，仲係咁講自己D嘢…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8surgMXEER
其實佢有冇諗過人哋唔想聽嘅呢？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNBylyEkoO
最衰係個「死肥仔」，仲叫佢幫手，你睇吓，而家點呢？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlRIvU6yNR
佢一搥就窩咗落去個靚女度喇！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZYprMOSNQ
好，呢一集正式開始！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcXSnbRHtt
(而家先開始？)806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEfvRqZAuK
阿輝見到「東歪」咁做，嗱嗱聲就一個「鳳凰閃現」飛埋去營救佢女友…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbkMDZPpch
好可惜，「東歪」話你快我都唔慢，佢一個閃身就向後退返埋「鬼王」後面…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv01KckfbLF
喺呢個時候，當大家嘅目光都注視住佢哋幾個嘅呢一刻，突然…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6VCaijr2d
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWWt9ueCfo
係「井上」先生啊！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwttJ9Ig9y9
「傻佬明，你醒咗喇！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tG9zuWeIo
「其實我一早醒咗，不過見有D肚餓，食住花生等啫…」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5bPeguVIX
「死到臨頭，你呢個傻仔仲笑得出？」「鬼王」講。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVHLjwuEeh
「我笑又關你事呀？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCD1AHFoMa
「你梗係嫌命長頂喇！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiF9q8z8Ov
「哈哈哈哈，係又點啊？夠膽就同我隻揪丫？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLi1vwSsqV
「又係激將法，你估我仲會信咩？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2aHD1eBWH
「冇錯，係激將法，咁你夠唔夠膽同我隻揪丫？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZsd1dxjUG
「隻揪！？哈哈哈哈，睇你咪又係話幾個人同我同時隻揪。」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNNbYV5SDu
「唔好意思，打爆你條粉腸，我一個就夠喇！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCVquRwGv3
「就憑你？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlf34YeGha9
「錯，係我手上嘅呢把劍！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgr2U1Mr1j
「井上」先生佢充滿自信咁打橫揸住把「九陽草薙」隊向「鬼王」…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYCEWpGWgf
「咩劍咁巴閉啊？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Eru5GkDSJ
「九陽草薙！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMx3eLayV4E
「神劍之一噃，但係…哈哈哈哈，你條傻仔笑死我喇，「青龍劍」同「鳳凰火炎」我都未驚過啦，你唔係覺得我會驚佢呀？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKDzJatCOc
「唔啱或者我同你隻揪丫？」阿輝揸實把「鳳凰火炎」好認真咁講。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iwRlNet5P
「哼，你估我又會驚你咩？我夠膽講，你哋呢度冇一個人可以單揪得贏我！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHDasza9S8
「你錯喇，可以揪贏你嘅人大把，喺你面前就有一個，就係我。」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLTYVUrOFQ
「井上」先生唔知邊度嚟D自信，我記得佢應該開唔到把「九陽草薙」嫁喎。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXJSGZnIyy
唔通係拋浪頭？定係真係有咩秘密武器呢？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXyk17IVOk
「好，雖然我唔信你會真係會同我隻揪隻，但係我都真係好想睇吓你有咩能力，竟然咁有膽識去挑戰我。」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuzsVqpN2o
「放心啦，邊個夠膽出手，我亦都會出手幫你。」「東歪」咁講。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkwDzkymaF
「哼。」「鬼王」雖然咁樣哼一聲，但係明顯「東歪」咁做係幫咗佢唔少忙。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QjjIUIe1B
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3G9oZJVrKm
「鬼王」迅間移動到「井上」先生面前，但係…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQT6fMWAEj
隨即一個閃身就彈開咗，究竟發生咩事呢？我見到…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNG9T4JTjM
「井上」先生佢咩都冇做，淨係合埋咗對眼，仲咁講︰—806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxniT0MLvib
「我暈咗嘅時候，戇居居咁一直揸住咗把「九陽草薙」，到我醒返之後，我發現咗一樣嘢，白痴到冇人信嘅嘢…」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHP8lu2Ykjd
「哼，你唔係諗住合埋眼打羸我呀？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxjRQIDQun
「你講得冇錯丫，我就係要合埋眼嚟打羸你…」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qcCbPdQjS
「睇嚟你有D精神病。」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24paiJuah0
「傻佬明，唔好亂嚟啊！」當時大家都咁叫。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkj99mH5SF
「大家可以放心，我冇亂嚟，講返頭先樣白痴嘢先，我發現嘅就係…四個字，熱，脹，冷，縮！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWINaRxMmUU
「熱脹冷縮！？」大家驚訝。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7596qYmKf
「冇錯，就係因為熱力，令到「九陽草薙」個劍鞘脹開…」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJhndkDcq2
「吓？咁白痴？」大家再驚訝。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPF7COGiQW
「就係咁白痴，而家…佢可以見大家喇，但係…大家就唔可以見到佢。」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30xt7SxmSY
「又點解啊？」大家問。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kdvi9vX02
「唔好問，只要信，大家聽我講，先合埋眼，仲要搵手噤住對眼。」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4cpWRHjAY
「井上」先生佢一直合埋眼講嘢，而反叛嘅我，就冇聽佢講，繼續睇戲…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyikL7bybk
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3baCNThAh
發出灰白色光嘅陰魂喺「鬼王」身邊突然走出嚟，再向「井上」先生飛埋去…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyylNTs4cF6
「大家都保護好對眼啦嘛？九陽草薙，出鞘！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZK8VnXIfN
佢一講完，一手就將「九陽草薙」從劍鞘抆出嚟，806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlkZeYutVW
「哇丫！」陰魂迅間被消滅。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWtXYKmmx2
好在…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHI5O0p7dV
我有戴太陽眼鏡啫，唔係真係會盲嫁！因為…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwimbwJ8yO
原來「九陽草薙」會發出刺眼嘅陽光，真係好燦眼啊！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJbkcoUwIB
唔怪得之「井上」先生佢要我哋噤住對眼啦！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDyk0tUAIa
「點啊？鬼王，覺得點啊？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOukfJpbVJq
「鬼王」雙眼被致盲。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRA9NPq29Ba
「丫丫丫，你…哼，即使你把劍就咁樣效果又點啊？你咪一樣要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumHevPLQWv
「兩個字，我有你冇嘅…心眼！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmEUgGcjLs
「咩話？咩係心眼啊？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWc1AmmPys
「唔需要用肉眼，合埋眼都知你喺邊，夠唔夠屈機？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qrn0AmLfh
「冇可能！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlCGMC0r9x
「論力量的確冇得同你比，但係論諗頭，香港年青一代真係冇得輸啊！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9cTh2raFp
「井上」先生講完就連環攻擊「鬼王」…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGnur4j0v7
「鬼王」雖然睇唔到，但係亂咁左閃右避都總算避到幾吓…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RORn4v2fC
可惜「井上」先生太強勁喇，就好似真係睇到「鬼王」去邊一樣…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYy9kOC7cAS
最後一吓…(插~！)806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7viaZsXEQq
插中喇！「鬼王」倒地…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzPKBPK03L
………806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7RSQu5iys
但係…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnHOfo5R0W
「哈哈哈哈，好在，你有張良計，我有過牆梯啫。」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuahaNT5XQ
「鬼王」原來一早分多咗個身出嚟…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0zvfsJcQ8
「你分幾多都一樣，只會一直俾我拮到你死為止！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtF8vicykmX
「井上」先生之後繼續攻擊…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1K51jGrup
「鬼風！靈魂鬼步！鬼風！靈魂鬼步！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLlz5JFMGw
「鬼王」睇唔到嘢，只有一直閃避，但係…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpXxlG7t3o
突然…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRukDN88ALh
(嚓~！) 一聲…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCSMs2pedG
咩事啊？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kv9iZqLUe
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbf6Q2Ezbw
大家都想知發生咩事，但係又唔敢開眼，直至…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TBzFnohK9
「大家開眼啦。」「井上」先生咁講。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCOJ4mNs88
淨係見到「鬼王」俾「東歪」殺死咗。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkcMLeHxJH
(待續)806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdy8VYTEtTN
下集預告︰806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpFPEquRni
餐~~~~ 餐躝~ 餐躝~806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm58biCaSKX
註解︰806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9HvvkXenU
(1) 笨實 — 粗口歪音，本來係—笨染！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrO0kUvH6e
(2) 送頭 — 遊戲術語，即係送死。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIN1Eu9nDlE
(3) 拋浪頭 — 裝腔作勢，扮晒嘢。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTEl0meSj2
