第095集 ~ 輝︰得鬼咩你，「大咀」都領埋嘢添啊！658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5hQTsW8zc
俾個傻佬明早咗我一步出文添，今集補返先。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Xjw2MZDii
上次我咪講到我望落樓下嘅…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI556LgD43Z
我見到下面望上嚟嘅D鬼怪個款…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgGOGI4H3a
咪又係咁，一堆奇奇怪怪嘅樣囉！658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hHZrKj20q
之後，一隻小妖入咗嚟帶我哋落球場…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuZFTF6LBh
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEz2X5Qgh6
「咁贏咗呢？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGMt9jhpel
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zK25jMdrN
呢樣嘢，暫時唔可以俾欣欣佢哋D女仔知，廢事佢哋太擔心啦。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrosd20EGU
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落到球場，阿明就攞隻小妖嚟發洩…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJDdxzLX3b
王Sir就廢噏一輪，「光管陳」就想請纓幫手…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqsU1uedBi
但係如果佢都出埋場，咁邊個理D女仔同小動物啊？658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5ihuXQuhO
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RYadlzrM9
我之後轉個身就跑咗出場，準備開波，橫死掂死，踢返場好波先算啦！658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UUIzleIJZ
對面隻…佢有髻嫁，應係係鵝，隻「傻鵝」一腳就踢咗個波上天…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFnMvOqj3e
我就襯有時間…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxqA9yEqxH
跑咗出場去個廁所先，原來自己忍咗好耐都唔記得咗添。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYhExJr83d
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我行到去男廁，好快咁就去完噓噓，諗住經過更衣室就走啦，點知…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx89pgx0klg
聽到有D聲，咪行去睇吓囉，我見到…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRKsyKQJ8v
「黃仔」！？佢唔係「北轍」咩？做乜佢…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfaZjM4DND
會俾綁住嘅？658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMVMcwd1fe
「黃Sir，做乜嘢你喺度嫁？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMs8peRI8G
「一言難盡喇，你幫我鬆綁先啦！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHInT1zoFro
「鬆綁！？你自己綁住自己架？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRsLjmuJMR
「唔係啊！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdYvygcmjy
「你玩緊SM？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡar1PNHcqQ1
「唔係啊！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXHHoQ9u2Y
「你唔講清楚，我唔敢幫你啊！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfTKTxpsI3
「我頭先俾佢哋捉咗之後，我一直祈禱，點知佢哋就捉咗我嚟呢度喇！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlVB5Svauc
「咁你繼續祈禱啦！我信天主會打救你嫁！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRGFYot2eQ
因為我認定咗佢係「北轍」，佢係壞人，點知佢會唔會陰我嫁？所以…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJkrnfDA7r
我冇理佢就走咗，好似有D衰呀可？不過，我都係走咗返入球場…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQiIXbMdap
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一返到場就見到個波喺阿明腳邊…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbRXtnGE82
「傻佬明，波啊！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRjuTATCfa
佢總算醒返，即刻就大腳傳個波俾我，我望一望旁邊…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VWjkTYO9I
先發現原來所有人同鬼都呆住咁睇緊「鬼王」同個光頭球證理論…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqPMVzBITk
真係死蠢！早知叫阿明直射入網啦，但係唔錯都錯咗囉，所以我唯有修正返啦…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBM7kiPPF6
「阿狗！接波！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgyIG6gdvF
我即刻就傳個走位波俾阿狗…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUMlOduOK7
好在，阿狗真係跑得超快，佢仲用埋「妖狐」嘅靈力去射呢腳波添…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSziD5PoFD
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBqcWHSguK
個波好勁，仲「嚓」一聲入埋添，但係…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxp4E7Idx3K
光頭球證話入球冇效喎，我咪上前理論囉…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclgTQ7vD2T
「冇效！？點解啊？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNhY78VFk9
「越位。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHuFC36YYO
「越位？！你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PnInBylkf
佢竟然話我「越位」，我已經嬲嫁喇，點知…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbd5DdPUNV
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8bNt4stRx
欣欣唔知做乜鬼嘢，好似撞邪咁衝咗出嚟講，攪到我幾死尷尬啊。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXROXpANEK
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」呢句係光頭佬講嫁，唔關我事。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNrqiy18Ik
罰球由隻「豬精」開出…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppz8Kwm0gR
「豬精」果然係豬D嘅，竟然開咗個波俾阿明…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rO99w7hRt
阿明呢次醒喇！即刻就射門…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVOGx2ZgyD
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPMVSVh1he
嘩，呢招？！唔通佢公公傳授咗D乜嘢俾佢？658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXWYHJopbI
佢個波好勁，成個火球咁飛埋去，但係…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJw5FMs2je
「嘭」一聲，好陰濕啊！對面個「龍門」竟然係隻「石牆妖怪」…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrVAd27YkE
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzq3ZTjrQP
「咁我哋點入波啊？」我嗌。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZN13SrNdS
「真係要諗諗計。」阿狗講。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UiFun9RV5
「救返個波先啦！入我哋嗰邊喇！」「大袋」講。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNsGN7S4H5
個波直飛返去我哋嗰邊個龍門度…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgb9dt2BBPZ
好在，「嘭」一聲，又彈返出去…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzinRoNOuJx
因為有硬化咗嘅「大咀」個嘴頂咗咋，而家…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVin1eSFwt
佢已經唔係「大咀」，而係「大爆咀」。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaP2q98XL0
個波彈返出去之後，力量已經減弱咗好多，而家去咗…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIf1HDHnJ0
喺個地度扭來扭去嘅「鬼王」度！？658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgC3LVK0MT
(咇~~~~~！)「手球！黃牌！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdX2AIXDgl
「哈哈哈哈~~~！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiya3Rc4aRG
全場喪笑，我哋D人邊敢笑佢傻仔丫，笑得最大聲係佢旁邊隻「半羊人」咋。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjopxsRBgHt
「好好笑呀可？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgmB15KSoO
「鬼王」起返身仲一啖就食埋隻「半羊人」…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF69SI1x9QV
而家，佢哋九打我哋十一，仲攞咗張黃牌，表面上我哋好有利…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr16MQeOmST
但事實上係從來都冇利…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ080KZ7oHky
好在，我望一望個鐘，原來都差唔多過咗三十分鐘喇，一定要捱到啊！658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7FaymqDce
咦，我發現咗樣嘢…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsc1GNv3IN
我哋唔贏又唔輸，和咪得囉，最起碼佢少個籍口殺我哋丫，頂得幾耐得幾耐啦！658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jy2FcNSjV
「大袋」開出罰球…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJ5c3GS0E6
我頂！佢條友係咪傻嫁，俾咗個波唔識郁嘅「阿華」…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQVhHOUUv9
對手一隻「紅髮青椒」行前去攞咗個波就傳俾「鬼王」…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3BAfH71ER
「大王，請射球。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuskqajLC7p
「我踢波使你教？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3PMVtIrgP
「係嘅，係嘅。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSCcK6tFpy
個波一到「鬼王」腳，佢就…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtnmRT2YAp
「唔玩喇，我要入波啊！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmIWIe72G8
「鬼王硬射！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhiwtuLM6P
「嘭」一聲，個波射出一條活性乳酸菌光線…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaN3X6nifLm
佢根本唔係「硬射」，係「顏射」至真…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahTguHcOSo
佢射到…「大爆咀」佢…個頭爆血，仲重傷倒地…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7dfZmFe8S
(咇~~~！)「入球！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡos2jScUWl1
入波咪入波囉，使唔使專登整傷人啊？佢擺明係要射傷「大爆咀」嫁！658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzBOkUbUJh
我見到佢咁做，我真係無名火起…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPT3mGV0XSs
「輝，唔好咁嬲住。」「大袋」講。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOusZJIqWr
「而家雖然輸緊一比零，但係我哋先去睇吓「大爆咀」先丫。」阿明講。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ENLWFR9H9
「睇嚟我哋要入波喇，我哋就射穿佢道牆啦！」阿狗講。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpY7qc4DAet
「射穿牆！？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykysqTDQuc
呢個時候，場外傳嚟…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPg6g85734w
「香港代表隊門將受咗傷啊，睇嚟會換出另一個門將代替喇！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjYJJrHWry
呢個人一講完，「鬼王」唔順氣就即刻衝咗出去理論。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrNyRupk3g
「我頭先冇得換人，佢哋都唔可以換人！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KfZkamet2
「車，換唔換人又唔係我決定嘅，我講波嫁喳嘛，你夠膽咪去問哥連拿囉，我食支煙唔好！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRqDHUpDKn
「你明知我淆佢底，你叫我問佢，你貴寶號啊？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncbaCahe7t
淆底淆到出晒面都唔止，仲要出埋口…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0WnGVxfsk
你都算天下第一人喇，學乜人做「鬼王」啊？658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrS1dhk3q4v
(人不要面，天下無敵啊啊啊！)658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvgIq0X7cm
「後生D人就叫我倉魚或者重炮，你俾面嘅可以叫我阿叔，我叫…」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhyTfKTiya
「林，尚，義！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mRQqvAc23
(待續)658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXPmty50bk
下集預告︰658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUM2fQC9EcY
一個熟悉嘅身影喺我後面行出嚟…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcj0fJFKaF
「請換入我！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYHkboLwj9
註腳︰658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Ys4jfMuxP
林尚義 — 唔多解釋，睇開波嘅人一定識佢，如佢所講，大家都叫佢阿叔嘅，以前踢香港甲組，花名重炮，佢可以話係香港最出名嘅講波佬。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ARHWI0Px8
