第095集 ~ 輝︰得鬼咩你，「大咀」都領埋嘢添啊！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOM5BO7zAY
俾個傻佬明早咗我一步出文添，今集補返先。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHI3FXwhEsZ
上次我咪講到我望落樓下嘅…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWViojTrbqv
我見到下面望上嚟嘅D鬼怪個款…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gTtDwmu4d
咪又係咁，一堆奇奇怪怪嘅樣囉！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4jKvX3WAQ
之後，一隻小妖入咗嚟帶我哋落球場…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtl21Fg1Eui
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukjk343aMh
「咁贏咗呢？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kBBuebBAb
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEetZHlO5Le
呢樣嘢，暫時唔可以俾欣欣佢哋D女仔知，廢事佢哋太擔心啦。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7paFzhQH4q
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落到球場，阿明就攞隻小妖嚟發洩…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELtsyUULPn
王Sir就廢噏一輪，「光管陳」就想請纓幫手…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jPU2xswz8
但係如果佢都出埋場，咁邊個理D女仔同小動物啊？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OlMjGFedY
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKWMCKVkbH
我之後轉個身就跑咗出場，準備開波，橫死掂死，踢返場好波先算啦！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡay0wS6aX18
對面隻…佢有髻嫁，應係係鵝，隻「傻鵝」一腳就踢咗個波上天…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuv2ttt7UB
我就襯有時間…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7bSxHB8Tq
跑咗出場去個廁所先，原來自己忍咗好耐都唔記得咗添。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4E2mSc8YXD
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我行到去男廁，好快咁就去完噓噓，諗住經過更衣室就走啦，點知…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZEGW3nCxn
聽到有D聲，咪行去睇吓囉，我見到…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQySoUZOr80
「黃仔」！？佢唔係「北轍」咩？做乜佢…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPziqwVapZ
會俾綁住嘅？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRDzJOp0SU
「黃Sir，做乜嘢你喺度嫁？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EUmexLnSR
「一言難盡喇，你幫我鬆綁先啦！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjf1Cnw13EV
「鬆綁！？你自己綁住自己架？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnEFaZsoqB
「唔係啊！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKhAgFdC0b
「你玩緊SM？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59JE1HCr4L
「唔係啊！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8w6e0nth4
「你唔講清楚，我唔敢幫你啊！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRbnWjq9p6
「我頭先俾佢哋捉咗之後，我一直祈禱，點知佢哋就捉咗我嚟呢度喇！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcu3zUInxf
「咁你繼續祈禱啦！我信天主會打救你嫁！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XtgtQtGZq
因為我認定咗佢係「北轍」，佢係壞人，點知佢會唔會陰我嫁？所以…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwqBE1eskN
我冇理佢就走咗，好似有D衰呀可？不過，我都係走咗返入球場…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrV3eUk58HD
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一返到場就見到個波喺阿明腳邊…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZYqfJu3wN
「傻佬明，波啊！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBc6rhesDA
佢總算醒返，即刻就大腳傳個波俾我，我望一望旁邊…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4pxNYISEr
先發現原來所有人同鬼都呆住咁睇緊「鬼王」同個光頭球證理論…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiV6Qre3pbl
真係死蠢！早知叫阿明直射入網啦，但係唔錯都錯咗囉，所以我唯有修正返啦…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cU2Oqrlgi
「阿狗！接波！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5DFupMPnX
我即刻就傳個走位波俾阿狗…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcKZ8X1aPl
好在，阿狗真係跑得超快，佢仲用埋「妖狐」嘅靈力去射呢腳波添…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBYJWRL4vY
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pXTVPkbgJ
個波好勁，仲「嚓」一聲入埋添，但係…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVo8JgMUUQ
光頭球證話入球冇效喎，我咪上前理論囉…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5eJjYUUwk
「冇效！？點解啊？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzLO8Mw7Tj
「越位。」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Wc2aaySdz
「越位？！你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYU62WwAo8P
佢竟然話我「越位」，我已經嬲嫁喇，點知…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WNxNtUgQV
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnvCrPIgHY
欣欣唔知做乜鬼嘢，好似撞邪咁衝咗出嚟講，攪到我幾死尷尬啊。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iwQ1Jnll3
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」呢句係光頭佬講嫁，唔關我事。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTI8aF4bdOG
罰球由隻「豬精」開出…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJgxpY30qU
「豬精」果然係豬D嘅，竟然開咗個波俾阿明…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQ2riC2bst
阿明呢次醒喇！即刻就射門…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WnxfkPGFd
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcS5lzUedph
嘩，呢招？！唔通佢公公傳授咗D乜嘢俾佢？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVsXxhuTWn
佢個波好勁，成個火球咁飛埋去，但係…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBySbdi8BU
「嘭」一聲，好陰濕啊！對面個「龍門」竟然係隻「石牆妖怪」…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPklPJnRyw
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTzKbpJ3yv
「咁我哋點入波啊？」我嗌。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhALlz4BLh
「真係要諗諗計。」阿狗講。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSc619zijZ
「救返個波先啦！入我哋嗰邊喇！」「大袋」講。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSGSZRZ7LM
個波直飛返去我哋嗰邊個龍門度…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDbYtdcZbs
好在，「嘭」一聲，又彈返出去…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6aORq5hXLw
因為有硬化咗嘅「大咀」個嘴頂咗咋，而家…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSR7UK1n3oc
佢已經唔係「大咀」，而係「大爆咀」。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8V0TwaaJG
個波彈返出去之後，力量已經減弱咗好多，而家去咗…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFq8wYoFOfY
喺個地度扭來扭去嘅「鬼王」度！？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJiSHbZadY
(咇~~~~~！)「手球！黃牌！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniWSB7gWFL
「哈哈哈哈~~~！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xrIxymBOV
全場喪笑，我哋D人邊敢笑佢傻仔丫，笑得最大聲係佢旁邊隻「半羊人」咋。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElzKz0K7cb
「好好笑呀可？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAmsKYhCL3
「鬼王」起返身仲一啖就食埋隻「半羊人」…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWfu0mCaTN
而家，佢哋九打我哋十一，仲攞咗張黃牌，表面上我哋好有利…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzV1DEYymqK
但事實上係從來都冇利…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYMngPfME2
好在，我望一望個鐘，原來都差唔多過咗三十分鐘喇，一定要捱到啊！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GkNXL8uMp
咦，我發現咗樣嘢…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5mNaIRZbA
我哋唔贏又唔輸，和咪得囉，最起碼佢少個籍口殺我哋丫，頂得幾耐得幾耐啦！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrK1Ipg6taK
「大袋」開出罰球…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHT51lMtif
我頂！佢條友係咪傻嫁，俾咗個波唔識郁嘅「阿華」…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAVnKHXTxt
對手一隻「紅髮青椒」行前去攞咗個波就傳俾「鬼王」…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkAH2JcLP3
「大王，請射球。」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvl1Magl0fw
「我踢波使你教？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOeTcTeGvO
「係嘅，係嘅。」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yh6V6sTAT
個波一到「鬼王」腳，佢就…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7691rdIE6
「唔玩喇，我要入波啊！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1teoIeXK4u
「鬼王硬射！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yRfTywwYL
「嘭」一聲，個波射出一條活性乳酸菌光線…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCVpepdCcR
佢根本唔係「硬射」，係「顏射」至真…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5E8cqtzm2K
佢射到…「大爆咀」佢…個頭爆血，仲重傷倒地…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12mvo4v65a
(咇~~~！)「入球！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUg3iuiBtX
入波咪入波囉，使唔使專登整傷人啊？佢擺明係要射傷「大爆咀」嫁！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB49MFu5gpJ
我見到佢咁做，我真係無名火起…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRWHST3XfC
「輝，唔好咁嬲住。」「大袋」講。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqAwtx2LwB
「而家雖然輸緊一比零，但係我哋先去睇吓「大爆咀」先丫。」阿明講。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxill4H2ktc
「睇嚟我哋要入波喇，我哋就射穿佢道牆啦！」阿狗講。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroUqzRnthm
「射穿牆！？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQkOR5T9If
呢個時候，場外傳嚟…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUlK1qRvuE
「香港代表隊門將受咗傷啊，睇嚟會換出另一個門將代替喇！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DP3rpcmqd
呢個人一講完，「鬼王」唔順氣就即刻衝咗出去理論。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2TzglZB2G
「我頭先冇得換人，佢哋都唔可以換人！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHABqdYgL9Y
「車，換唔換人又唔係我決定嘅，我講波嫁喳嘛，你夠膽咪去問哥連拿囉，我食支煙唔好！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0vLTJiYWc
「你明知我淆佢底，你叫我問佢，你貴寶號啊？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNBCInf77M
淆底淆到出晒面都唔止，仲要出埋口…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DKn2IKtwS
你都算天下第一人喇，學乜人做「鬼王」啊？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbxaqqSUZc
(人不要面，天下無敵啊啊啊！)747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3Uv3XMNqd
「後生D人就叫我倉魚或者重炮，你俾面嘅可以叫我阿叔，我叫…」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIlUe6wiOD
「林，尚，義！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFddPX0RJi
(待續)747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7KOIb4Zh4
下集預告︰747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhBJbnPTK3
一個熟悉嘅身影喺我後面行出嚟…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMc8kTus5do
「請換入我！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCuaiOKCD3
註腳︰747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7lSm0rdUW
林尚義 — 唔多解釋，睇開波嘅人一定識佢，如佢所講，大家都叫佢阿叔嘅，以前踢香港甲組，花名重炮，佢可以話係香港最出名嘅講波佬。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPOkNvrWlj
