第093集 ~ 欣︰咁我試吓講少少波啦，最後仲會出現咗「佢」！？839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfsYgC70qF
上次我講到喺陳老師同黃老師個房度見到條乾晒嘅屍…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mas87NuZr
我開頭仲以為係黃老師俾邪魔外道殺咗，仲將佢整成咁…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lW8b4mDzz
但係，原來佢幾衰啊 ！竟然整咗個陷阱嚟害我哋…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKj1hqzqSp
好在，有陳老師喺度咋，唔係我哋成班人都中晒毒喇！839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEfR8wEGRV
(細妹，放心啦，如果冇陳Sir，我哋都入唔到呢個房啦，又點會中毒呢！)839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsEX6v6pn8
咁即係點啊？D毒…係想害陳老師？839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mstP4LNoS
唉，我都唔理得咁多喇，總知呢度就因為陳老師而冇事喺啦。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXKfthtTXq
但係…阿狗手上封信叫我哋…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoleUYf2FHb
「好！我哋就去「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」度會一會佢，睇吓佢攪得D乜都好！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBc62mU4ds
去呢個足球場！？黃老師或者係個神秘人究竟想做咩呢？839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kzx6xa0sI
我擔心起嚟咪講囉︰—839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTuUd1KigQ
「陳老師，「肥高人」我哋已經聯絡唔到，我有個朋友，佢都好犀利嫁，不如等埋佢先一齊先去丫，佢叫「白百龍」啊！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhCI1XhJTn
但係，佢似乎唔係太鍾意「先生」佢，所以佢一句「唔使」，我就再冇問嚧。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzaZzCA8Vy
之後，大家都跟住陳老師佢出發去嗰個足球場。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tjk6Gn4dr
………839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMKowQoO6C
而家，我哋班人有我﹑輝輝﹑家姐﹑袋袋﹑陳老師﹑阿明﹑小倩﹑阿狗﹑阿妮﹑荷瑪﹑洋腸﹑仲有…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBSuR3CpHC
「居居」都跟咗嚟，但係…點解好似唔見咗阿明公公嘅？839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9hMBd0qQN
我諗，頭先佢哋梗係去咗送公公佢上路喇，我記得喺地鐵度佢哋講過D咩投胎咁嫁。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eJpsKrrAj
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唔經唔覺，我哋都到咗球場喇，呢度就好似「鬼門關」咁…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkSredMHXO
唔知邊度嚟種感覺，覺得入到去，就好有可能返唔到出嚟咁，個心有D驚，有D怕啊。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgId8tbUOZX
門口又的確好配合咁，等我哋一入去，就「嘭」一聲閂埋咗…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8hloZSlU0
我哋入到去…場內就有把廣播聲音叫我哋去更衣室，好似一早就等緊我哋嚟咁…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwePSvPrUd
仲唔單止咁，連球場出面都好嘈，睇嚟呢次…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1l2Lfdhk1
我唔敢想像喇，我淨係捉緊輝輝隻手，跟住佢行。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ywKmHCVqm
………839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3MZp4ZuGK
「麗麗，呢度男更衣室嚟嫁，你唔係想跟埋入去呀？」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mKp0k2wS5
「袋袋」雖然咁樣同家姐講，但係我都真係好想跟埋去啊！839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuelhFIUVCD
得返我哋幾個女仔喺門口，好驚家嘛！好在…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJJRHmHgXG
「妹妹你哋四個唔好入住，我唔會閂更衣室呢道門，我帶頭行入去，你哋四個男仔排成人鍊慢慢行入嚟。」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcATsAXnzfU
陳老師都總算錫住我哋。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5RaXI19p0
我哋就係咁，排成一條人鍊，慢慢行入去…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1QEpCg5LO
我戰戰兢兢咁，唔敢四圍望，直至…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCXq8lXL7i
「哇！陳Sir！我啊！Kenny啊！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5V7twC4ASS
「係我哋啊！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlLCFXINbS
咦，咁似輝輝朋友嘅聲嘅，但係我都唔敢行前去望，因為…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUSM36wFq3
點知人哋有冇著衫褲噃。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz59a3cdwka
「唔好理啦，都唔係啊，係踢足球啊。」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3WHyADcF5
我冇望，淨係一直揸住輝輝隻手，一邊聽佢哋講嘢，不過…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95zb7Ca8MT
佢哋講嘢我都唔明嘅，呢度係足球場，當然係踢足球啦，講嘢都怪怪地嘅。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPffXppYkI
「呢度有個窗口，你望完我哋對手個樣先講我諗會好D。」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAWWSXjX33
輝輝扯住我行咗去窗口位，我亦都見到晒佢班朋友喇，原來都著好晒衫嘅…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNrJWCPg2x
但係，我望返去輝輝度，點解佢個樣咁嘅？839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQX264mzU4k
我跟住佢望嘅方向去望，而家…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWJVZNGfnB
原來足球場上面已經有一隊妖怪等緊輝輝佢哋開波，仲望晒上嚟添…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0Hn4crtJE
至於佢哋係咩樣，一陣落場先講啦，總之冇好嘢啦！839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IqI8ZbhA2
「請香港代表隊出場！」場內突然廣播。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlkaVQfeP5
「你哋恨到啦！做香港代表喇！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQxGgUukT5
「睇完點啊，阿輝？」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwu3i3IawXz
「感覺還可以。」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡky5dIVJttD
「你唔係覺得可以贏呀？」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdP9ooGoK8
「最多咪輸！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPaVb2MUl6
「你會唔會太天真啊？」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvaWp5kpkWP
「同妖怪踢波同陪太子讀書一樣，伴君如伴虎啊！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2YXUmTw7r
「邊有得贏丫！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhOycWy0BI
「胖虎係咪即係技安啊？」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6s9agHiHvG
「妖，你去死啦！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rZvB5yPoV
「你哋換返正常裝先啦，我哋就去正正常常踢返場波囉！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtn2OcCD691
「好~~~」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYRKyy5uqV
佢哋都冇嚟心機咁嚧。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUWu4CEOAa
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7kctI6mMF
一隻小妖怪走咗入嚟，講嘢仲鬼死咁乞人憎！真係想打巴佢。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5BSUeR6Gy
不過，我冇咁做到，大家換返正常球衣就跟住呢隻乞人憎嘅小妖出場喇！839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00P2gLWzBj
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「餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrg0P4QC3sY
出到場，全場都咁叫，個感覺就好似一班餓鬼等住食我哋一樣。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2T2IJ7NdPu
呢個場好大，全場幾萬個座位滿晒，都係妖魔鬼怪…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6Tnhd6FCt
我一望埋去，佢哋仲玩緊「鬼浪」…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNlfkQ9QfN
我哋同後備球員一齊坐，輝輝就正選出場…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEJ5yDscWw
但係呢D時候，係咪做後備好過正選呢？839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8zwQ5Larp
我坐低咗，就只有祈禱，同聽佢哋講嘢。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqb0h5ozoV
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRUmJDa2V2
阿明突然舉手。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquFKPczYSg
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDJwNmtPPX
王老師望一望出面…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLWhUYkzWR
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLc4g0QIGIk
好似好勉勵咁，但係又好似推D學生去死咁，D老師總係做埋呢D嘢嘅。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61CxAXWj6e
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9Ei8RzyOn
陳老師呢D叫做有承擔，佢呢D先係老師嚟家嘛！839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSP6NxpJq4k
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeUrpyXKZT
輝輝，好英啊！839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kSBhwHkyB
佢哋之後走咗入場…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDbe70GneZ
(咇~~~！)839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMy9ENik2xa
開波喇！小心啊！輝輝！839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuF0w96tnnO
對手先開波，一開波，有隻好似鴨咁嘅妖怪就一腳抽射，仲大嗌︰—839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZTS1JTv1O
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBDVBPttl0
力量好強大啊！個波就好似炮彈咁！但係…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9xTJ72Zid
點解佢向上踢嘅？839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPyutNocnU
我雖然唔係好識踢波啫，不過都知個波係要射入龍門先有分啦。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmy3uzhkouI
全場球員﹑球證，就連球迷都望晒上天，好虔誠咁祈求個波會跌返落嚟…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFQpt40JpG
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唔經唔覺已經5分鐘喇，個波仲未跌返落嚟囉…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFMCFgtFit
咦，係個波啊！跌返落嚟喇，但係…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGnQ6qCVJx
(咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！)839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTk4TAvrP2
全場突然傳嚟一大堆咁嘅聲！咩事呢？我見到…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAg6Plcygg
一個妖怪嘅頭碌咗喺我腳邊…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTs46YmlFL
原來係大家條頸望上去太耐喇，好多妖怪條頸都硬咗…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXPMo84wrD
見到個波一跌落嚟，成班都望返落嚟，點知…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcshPYJgImm
連條頸都斷埋，個頭甩咗落嚟…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1ijH9CpcI
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODRHxchl8I
(嘭~！)839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHL0vdcagW
個波又俾隻鴨妖射咗上太空，大家又唯有望返上去繼續祈禱…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnJC3hmrn8
我好心咪執起頭先喺我腳邊嘅頭幫佢望返上去囉…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlizR76qSZY
佢哋就繼續望住個波，我冇乜興趣咪同…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TEtuG5aSp
連小倩﹑阿妮同家姐都望咗上天，我唯有同荷瑪傾啦。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCZdRIqkfG
「足球比賽咁悶，點解D男仔咁鍾意睇波嘅？」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FSOAoB5yF
「睇波唔係關鍵，佢哋最鍾意係D女仔問佢哋呢樣嘢，之後喺女仔面前威！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkPkMu8B5u
「邊樣嘢啊？」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhc80FeCcYh
「你知唔知越位係咩丫？」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hKrc42qER
「我知，我知，身體好多，噤落去痹痹地嘅！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡraLZUkzB5r
「唔係身體D穴位，係足球術語，越位啊！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrysN8KerMS
「超越個越呀？我諗…過咗唔知邊位咁囉！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkNOCvqlbS
「嗱！呢，見唔見到龍門旁邊有條線啊！出咗條線咪越位囉！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUtxxcfNIg
「嘩，荷瑪，你好叻啊！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWBfNMdCYG
「梗係唔係，過咗禁區條線先啱啊！」阿妮講。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtLmQNhNTz
「好似唔係，好似係小禁區條線先啱。」小倩講。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcS897pBEO
「你哋都唔識嘅，係過咗對手條最後防線啊！」家姐講。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3b9OFdjeGx
「家姐，你好叻啊！但係…最後防線喺邊嫁？」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL34UbcQGCz
「Eee…守龍門嗰個人就係喇！」家姐再解。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzGJ1QAJrW
「哦~！」「哦~！」「哦~！」我哋三個女仔都表示明白晒。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS60hZTngLr
「無錯！就係咁喇，D男人就係鍾意問到你唔識，之後講到幾頭頭是道咁樣，喺你面前威威，佢哋成日睇波都係等你哋問呢個問題咋。」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgBAbivvnF
「唔該晒你啊，荷瑪，下次我都扮唔識，問吓輝輝佢，等佢威吓先。」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKnsnxQibC
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」家姐大嗌。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIPCwC7Je9
「唔知會唔會又踢返上去呢？」小倩講。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnvbQm9byF
「條頸有D攰喇！」阿妮講。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0vN8AbLGn
「再踢返上去，我就忍唔住衝出去殺死佢嫁喇！」家姐再講。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNa59EVnEwR
「妖怪朋友！你做乜嘢啊？」我問個妖怪頭。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG34dBd7W9K
「俾你哋頭先嘅對話激死咗啦。」陳老師突然咁講。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxWv754KYX
至於出面…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENfRddsTeB
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8b2et8GWm3
………839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIXtLqbdmb
突然，全場靜晒，因為…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBgnlocG60
「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻鴨妖，冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebc7j7Q14M
我都唔記得咗介紹敵方球員添，無錯「酒吞童子」就係敵方嘅隊長。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYKlfHB2Fj
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