第092集 ~ 明︰踢波D嘢留返得閒再講啦，我呢邊有要事要處理…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULQAxdXCZI
如題，我呢集真係唔得閒追返個時間線去阿輝嗰邊，因為我有重要事要做啊！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VxSshB6jW
我自己嘅上集講到「喪狗」個死仔又幾鬼叻噃…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquWFEuRCLU
解通咗個密碼，仲帶我哋去「沙婆婆」屋企度搵出口添。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoU3jJprRzn
好在，我都唔輸蝕，好快咁喺「沙婆婆」屋企搵到個出口…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68abGPlHpn
不過，當然係我「賢內在」小倩佢幫我手搵啦。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89jge6rrbT
我哋好快咁就離開咗呢個鬼地方，仲好快咁就上咗返酒店嘅地鐵…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXI4bE1PQdD
我之前都講過啦，我其實真係好擔心我阿公家嘛…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kIPn3ZZdK
我睇一睇個錶，好在，而家先大約十一點，應該趕得切。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMQRN5wjv9
「阿公，一陣乖乖地啊，快D同我去投胎，知唔知啊？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTo3wvzM4yI
「點解好似你先係我阿公咁嘅？」阿公回應我。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGqMcNaAfM
「家明公公呀，我哋會陪你去嫁。」小倩佢好溫柔咁講。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsRkuavGPf
「咦，人哋唔想走啊！人間咁好玩，一陣我投胎，閻羅王話我衰鹹濕，要我下世做雞咪大鑊。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPPuQ2T4iV
「放心啦！你唔會係雞，你肯定係萬能插蘇，前後左右都俾人插！」我頂佢唔順，所以出口都串串地。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZ2F4phXeq
「衰仔！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwRUzzdDcd
「哎吔！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVePc6al7i
被佢打咗吓個頭添，但係…唔知點解覺得好親切，好開心。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2XuBJCsFq
「家明公公呀，你唔好扭計啦，你咁錫家明，係個好公公嚟，你一定可以繼續做人嫁。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKkJXSFzNm
「孫新袍仔，你真係氹死人嫁，不過你唔使咁叫我啦，你直接跟明仔佢叫我做公公啦。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpO181nSwOv
唔經唔覺，呢幾日大家都真係成長得好快，就連小倩佢都講嘢有晒尾音喇。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQhQMFulb4
阿公之後摸摸小倩個頭，但係個樣就好似仲有D心事咁…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrIUvZP2zv
所以我又忍唔到口問多佢一問…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxgwNcGPYA
「阿公呀，你做乜仲有心事咁啊？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoDpR1NK54
「你個衰仔，仲好講，我想飲返杯孫新袍茶都冇啊！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGw3XZXlsGh
「得啦！返去酒店即刻整返杯你嘆吓！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycpfWtJSGU
「家明啊！人哋…幾時話…做你老婆仔嫁？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56F0jiuFmx
D女人真係口是心非，都等咗我成世人啦，仲扮乜鬼嘢啫，不過女人係要氹嘅…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKGDnZ0cjK
「你唔嫁俾我，我都唔會再娶嫁喇，等到你嫁俾我為止囉。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZrhKuOtli
小倩佢紅晒個面仔，好甜好可愛啊！而阿公就…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSITLLkIZWD
「車，咁求其…但係都好嘅，起碼有得飲返吓丫。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhE6y47k4p3
「去投胎嗰度可能要成半個鐘，你哋未必有時間飲茶。」「光管陳」突然插口。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3IqenoLag
「鳳初兄啊！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavgM7h7fEk
「係啊，係啊，我睇D書都好似話投胎要D時間嫁！斟茶遞水攪儀式呢D嘢可能攪唔切。」「洋腸」都插埋把口。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzhKKqspC6
「阿龜兄！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyWopuP16I
阿公似乎美夢被「光管陳」同「洋腸」破滅得好嚴重，而家…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfbvxTsmR6
佢個樣一片愁雲慘霧咁。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1im0q6GYB
「光管陳」見到佢咁，亦都好尷尬，好似好心做壞事咁，至於「洋腸」就…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡho5pjuenRT
依然嘻皮笑臉，喺呢個時刻，真係有D乞人憎，哈哈…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFsjRPXIQ2
………836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VizPPpVUz
我哋就係咁，開開心心尷尷尬尬咁就返到去酒店。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkRH9L99bk
一返到酒店，阿輝阿欣佢哋自己返房…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCwl9g55RR
我就同小倩﹑阿公﹑「光管陳」同「洋腸」一齊返去我房…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGYjatWvP3
「細鬼」依然唔喺房，我哋就企晒喺房中間…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXncBFU85F
「大家準備好未？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaa3EaOcbBI
「等陣！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveeUo1mv2D
我扮衝去廁所，點解我話係扮，一陣大家就知喇…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jBzJs4X2h
「衰仔，懶人多屎尿！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiEfwsP6qP
我好快就去完出返嚟…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6BOZqWgtD
「得喇！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV65KzJybQi
「衰仔，屙咩咁鬼快屙完啊？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReBJuS9Ho1
「唔係米就水嫁啦！準備好喇，出發啦，驚趕唔切啊！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaioSJ5ZpYE
「等等！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnjQ3KbqMx
「又咩啊？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHA74NWKST
「小倩都係鬼，洋腸又係妖，佢哋落唔落得去嫁？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRsQEnatPs
「呢D嘢使你諗？我一早諗好晒啦，唔使擔心嘅。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaZOtjejFD
「光管陳」幫我哋造咗少少符咒就開始作法…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHWVO0ZjYC
話用佢嘅方法可以快D到「出入境關口」喎。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesfrbDzFte
我哋眼都唔使合埋啫，就無端端向下飄喇…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSpKyppc7y
無錯，真係向下飄啊，好似搭緊(車立)咁…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFbGsUx4Xn
丫，唔啱，中伏喇，係過山車啊！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxMohN0RO5
「哇~！丫~！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIw8bclis6
………836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrXyu0BCDo
我心神都未定啫，架「過山車」就停低咗…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXJyP4wcIC
「到達！仲有時間剩！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpSddHsecx
「俾個心理準備嚟都好丫，無端端好似玩過山車咁，嚇死人啊！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwTCheGdJV
「衰仔，鳳初兄一早問你準備好未嫁啦，係你自己答準備好嘅。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgD7G7swmV
我嬲嬲地真係想唔俾準備好一陣要俾佢嘅嘢佢。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3CbHxPQlf
「咦，嗰個女人…」阿公突然咁講。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGEnUNZ4wg
「都投胎啦，仲諗住其他女人，你諗吓阿婆得唔得啊？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfybguvgkai
「咁似你阿婆嘅！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAQM5wlK5l
「阿婆！？」我另轉頭一睇，我即刻就…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXe4Sfl0dW
喊咗出嚟，因為真係阿婆佢啊！我出發前，佢明明好地地嫁，點解…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThXLy7jcAX
佢見到我哋，即刻就衝埋嚟…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4VPr3wQn3
「老嘢，終於趕得切搵到你喇！咦，孫仔，你做乜會喺度嫁，你又死咗啊？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dgz0596vJ
「阿婆啊，你做乜嘢啊？唔好玩啦，你明明身體健康嫁！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFl3Kua0FO
「傻仔，阿婆幾十歲，隨時都死得啦，咁啱你上機嗰日，我掛住你噃，跟住又諗起個老嘢抱你玩噃，再跟住咪擒上樓上想攞本舊相簿睇吓囉，點鬼知跣一跣腳就跌咗落地，仲磕爆咗個頭，咁就死咗喇！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwASKGvR2Ps
點解死法都要同阿公一樣，仲有…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnNlZqewcc
「阿媽阿爸喺電話唔同我講嘅？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZfwXfoNyc
「鬼知咩？想你玩得開心D，唔想你擔心掛。老嘢，我一落嚟就去註冊處搵你，見到你登記咗今日投胎，我使咗D錢，可以同你下世又一齊喇，哈哈！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvy3HrpB7zu
「哈哈哈，咁咪好囉！」阿公佢把口雖然咁應，但係我睇得出佢一副「下世又係你呀？悶唔悶D啊？」嘅款。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVB7gLCUhzN
「好嘢！好嘢！」連小倩佢都癲埋一份，拍晒手好開心咁，痴情嘅人都係痴埋一堆嘅，唉…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW30riRZr4w
我同阿公都係同病相憐…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8xkBtB0jb
「咦，嗰個女人…」「洋腸」突然咁講。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0hW2oNIMh
「你又做咩啊？學我阿公講嘢！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOIbMntvO2
我另轉頭一睇，我吊！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRard6lVKI
一隻青蛙，竟然裝扮到成個女人咁…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aLZ4FdbiJ
「井底之蛙？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6nmZdEyRs
佢行咗埋嚟…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrN1gS0EFkk
「咦，洋腸？過咗兩世，終於見返你喇！上一世唔小心，跳咗入女人轉世處，而家我叫井邸芝娃，混血兒嚟嫁，靚唔靚呢？官邸個邸，芝士個芝，淫娃個娃？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwmKuglFC2
咁嘅談吐，再靚都死啦，何況佢咁嘅樣，最攞命係…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLt7GE9qLw4
「好靚啊！唔知…我有冇機會同你交往呢？」「洋腸」竟然咁都講得出，唔好話識我啊！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMIwXgtLZM
「好喇！大波兄，係時候要入去喇，嗰邊隻出入境事務鬼催喇！」「光管陳」突然咁講。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sGAarZN82
阿公同阿婆都想入去喇，但係…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSTQMpsTAM
「咪住！」我大嗌。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0u2XTKBeJx
「衰仔，又做乜事啊？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu70ZvdVWIt
「小倩，你跟住我做丫！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJFrRDmdfe
我將我臨嚟呢度之前，喺廁所門口個茶几攞嘅…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jfI6LlUqL
兩個茶包﹑兩個紙杯同一袋水喉水攞咗出嚟，之後跪低咗…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbnFrnQrHN
「阿公﹑阿婆，飲茶丫！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUUf9Ykgm9
…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW38qp6XGrW
「公公﹑婆婆，請飲茶。」小倩都跟住我做。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRMVUuk66e
「衰仔，乖…乖！」阿公同阿婆都喊住口咁接過我同小倩嘅茶，亦都飲咗一啖…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWP3gaSPQkq
「好甜…好甘甜啊，乖。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fxMK6GIUN
「死喇，冇利是封添。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMYgJ2lIVW
「我有！」「光管陳」又唔知邊度攞D利是封出嚟喇。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgAMX8QsUe
不過，冇仲好過有，阿婆佢竟然封「冥想銀行」鈔票俾我，我真係…唉…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBXpa7rDSq
呢一刻，乜都算啦，總算完到佢哋心願，令佢哋笑住咁上路都好丫…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqdCFMqvM9
佢哋飲完杯茶，轉個身就上路喇…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FoxKqbbA0
唔知點解，我總係多愁善感到有D煩嘅，我耳邊又泛起一首歌喇…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5k0gNJCMsC
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(不要問 ~ 不要說 ~ 一切盡在不言中 ~)836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7DDPqB3mf
(這一刻 ~ 偎著燭光 ~ 讓我們靜靜的渡過 ~)836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvZBzOTE6J
(莫揮手 ~ 莫回頭 ~ 當我唱起這首歌 ~)836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToCuXGIa7X
(怕只怕 ~ 淚水輕輕的滑落 ~)836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nRfiDwNji
(願心中永遠留著我的笑容 ~)836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1Ls4TGRJI
(伴你走過每一個春夏秋冬 ~)836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1bL8Y0zrm
我哋就係咁，睇住佢哋入咗「事務處」…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpdVidmM55
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(傷離別 ~ 離別雖然在眼前 ~)836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiORVC1JGJI
(說再見 ~ 再見不會太遙遠 ~)836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGRggfzZwb
(若有緣 ~ 有緣就能期待明天 ~)836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kv8yTFEHK
(你和我重逢在燦爛的季節 ~)836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4Q5oijOsp
「公公﹑婆婆，再見喇！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPj4MRUmzNS
(待續)836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1ESr1J0aH
下集預告︰836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9CGvuwYPp
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqZLQWhjdv
註腳︰首離別歌係張學友嘅《祝福》。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yGO4n9M6Y
