第084集 ~ 欣︰「草帽呼子」原來…，大家似乎都打得好激烈啊！843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPMn3bZlmE
個井咁深咁窄，點解阿明你仲咁輕鬆咁嘅？你有信心返到上地面咩？843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCwTgMC7FY
而家仲咁明顯有隻妖怪喺井底陪你，我真係戥小倩擔心你啊。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1b2Ul5hl29
不過，我呢邊都好亂，我似乎應該擔心返自己先…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3icXDHS9oi
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走啊~！」「救命啊~！」「哇~！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSa7GcjN7S
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWZuA1xCca
仲人踩人，鬼踩鬼咁，攪到周地都係手腳，仲有甩咗出嚟嘅頭…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXU7LsxmVq
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「其實你哋冇理由會驚嫁喎，會驚嘅應該只有呢個小妹妹。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4426q95zV
「老人家」佢摸摸我個頭講。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPWUohlrrJ
而我頭先淨係掛住睇個混亂場面，都唔知佢哋講過D乜。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSJK9jSRK6
「你哋七個人，有「北鳳」後人，有靈犬護身，有靈貓護身，有靈狐護身，有老鬼護身，仲有邪靈護身，你哋使乜驚啊？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30J6jnkNID
我數數手指，有陳老師，靈犬！？唔通「居居」都係神靈嚟嘅？843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnmGOxYgEO
仲有「荷瑪」﹑阿妮！？843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzeWevymTu
「老鬼」係咪講緊頭先傾計有講到嘅阿明公公呢？淨返係…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAuenIdR6N
「袋袋」！？佢真係俾邪靈上咗身呀！？843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzDQrSn7Rb
但係，點解班高人由得佢俾隻邪靈侵佔身體嘅？843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHxfg06Qd6
講到明係「邪靈」嚟，佢會唔會保護「袋袋」嫁？843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpaWfBT5qn
定係會調轉槍頭打返我哋呢？843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhaEQIlEGW
…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5bUA8Bjxv
「至於「草帽呼子」，雖然係隻強大嘅妖怪，但係性格孤僻，仲好怕醜，小妹妹你冇靈力，就你去同佢傾吓計啦。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24Bb8XtEq5
唔係講緊我呀！？843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7uOwzL5os
輝輝佢拍一拍我膊頭，唔係連輝輝都想推我出去死呀！？843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhn9Izdoul
不過我諗諗吓，呢個位好似已經係最冇危險性…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwjT4IPO7u
所以輝輝應該都係咁諗，我唯有…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwlraj07Ri
「好，我試吓啦。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3rBhvDCOi
我有D唔係咁開心，依個時候，仲要有個喺地下碌碌吓嘅鬼頭碌咗埋我腳邊…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXfGleQDXk
我咪大力一踢發洩吓囉，點知…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hiq65nJGS
踢中咗「臭西道士」塊面。呸呸呸，LUR口水講過，講得太快添…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSu8N6u2j5
我係想講臭道士「西斜」啊…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrLcr1oShQ
「哼，我都估到嫁喇，原來真係你哋。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJ40gKODYw
死喇！攪到佢哋班壞蛋睇到我哋添，好在，好似冇人發現呢個秘密…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEdwdUyr73
大台上面仲行緊個男仔落嚟…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡay2PBUCPGx
咦，又幾靚仔喎，佢咪好似係…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MNLgPJyot
GTO個鬼塚英吉啊！電視版嗰個啊！843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEY3ZG0rEQf
「就等我嚟分場啦！蝦！蝦！蝦！」「肥高人」突然分開佢哋。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2puMm5UZBU
我掛住睇男仔添，嗱嗱聲就位試吓同「草帽呼子」傾兩句先…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLzdn8ez2V
我慢慢Say住Hi咁行埋去…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNjLYRgQRP
「我叫阿欣啊，你好，你叫咩名啊？你有冇時間啊？不如我哋坐低傾吓計丫…」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCeCgsAHhE
佢望一望我，之後就好快耷低咗個頭，好似好怕醜咁…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTcfOFPy8z
仲行咗埋一邊坐低咗，唔係咁順攤呀！？843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbFnm5P3in
之後，我都坐咗埋去…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4ilqjv3Ca
「你係咪怕醜啊？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovB5y3iFUb
佢冇答，我就繼續講。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglVPhOfzjL
「我係香港人嚟嫁，你係咪日本人嚟嫁？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6G0LPtSvoi
「係呢，你有冇朋友嫁？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1srbYhObR
咦，佢似乎有D反應噃，佢另另頭咁。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRbi88hnZL
「咁頭先喺你隔離嘅係你乜嘢人啊？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZwwmFDAun
佢搲搲個頭，之後終於出聲︰—843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQ3uD3oi4n
「爸爸媽媽哥哥姐姐叔叔伯伯！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBLaXw6IeX
一時之間，我真係睇唔到邊度有兩個女性出嚟…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hVTOyGWM1
但係廢事打斷大家傾計，唯有繼續搵嘢傾…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmv3DM16FU
「佢哋好錫你架？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVQ5l4N1YJ
「係！佢哋成日打我嫁！」佢竟然咁回應。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYkdFDTgYv
唔通真係打者愛也？俾人打仲要話佢哋錫自己都有嘅？843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoL9SilAkge
不過似乎可以試吓拉攏佢幫我哋呢邊噃。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5rggqY2fG
「佢哋打你，你痛唔痛丫？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQo1lok06yE
「好痛！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DFMwtW666
「係囉，錫你係唔會打你嫁，所以佢哋根本唔錫你，不如你幫我哋丫，我哋唔會打人嫁！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhxcIDGyu3
「但係…出面騎住獅子嗰個人用皮鞭打緊人噃！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgtDiEaL4V
佢講緊輝輝，一時之間，我真係好尷尬！843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzX6ECStSyR
但係又唔可以講話輝輝打嘅只係妖怪，因為「草帽呼子」佢都係妖怪丫嘛。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWuBHtWbB6
「哦，佢…哋係骷髏骨，所以唔算係人囉，應該係咁。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChCLk2zYD0
「咁…嗰邊嗰個打緊人嘅人呢？」佢再問。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfOo4p8rbq
佢講緊「袋袋」，我又要諗嘢回應喇！好攰啊！843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEIYI3ZOjp
「哦，佢…其實係…黐線嫁！唔使理佢，好似係。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32GXpEb6LT
「咦，又係噃，嗰邊個老嘢同個大肥佬係同媽媽佢哋三個傾緊計咋喎。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGKI0iUeCw
媽媽！？佢係講緊「千年石妖」！？843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlSkXqqONa
如果鬼塚英吉係女人，又真係…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyBCmmk4Bu
好嘔心啊！843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qH1uDHag0
不過我飛過咗就算，我望一望家姐嗰邊，再同「草帽呼子」講︰—843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSK6zFpSf3
「呢，你睇吓，嗰邊佢哋都係玩緊躝藤喳嘛。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbpoeyuxkg
好在，家姐佢哋未打到埋身，仲係爪爛緊「毒藤女妖」D毒藤。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9gtJXBqVg
「草帽呼子」睇到佢哋都好似好開心咁，所以我就再問佢嘢…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQomOmunmUL
當試探吓佢都好丫嘛。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhUpzGfMBP
「係呢，呼子，我叫你呼子好唔好啊？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNwGfennu0
「好！都係一句啫。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRvqs94Ivz
「呼子呀，你有D咩力量嫁？勁唔勁嫁？可唔可以講嚟聽吓啊？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNTs1E1ePv
「風力量，木力量，我一吹，呼呼呼咁就可以吹到D嘢亂晒嫁喇，好勁嫁！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0LdOOTCc9
佢好似都冇乜問題丫，似乎都係隻好妖嚟…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxD9Jb9i3V
「係呢，呼子啊，你鍾意食咩嫁？」我試吓問吓佢D無聊嘢。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AjXGvQhnq
「人類！」呢個回應，似乎有D唔尋常，我亦開始感覺到我有危險…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmZlWhRatI
「Eee…會唔會…有其他食物…你都會好鍾意食嫁？」我唯有繼續問。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvbO6aFTlf
「但係…」佢好似有嘢想講，但係講唔出咁。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVmIFPawlj
「但係咩啊？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CL9y2pcOf
「我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇~！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Io5OzqIr1
佢突然擘到個口好大，好似想吞咗我咁，佢D牙有成幾層，仲有好多蟲喺裡面…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ASfPBUBtl
「丫~！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhl3yFVf5Jl
「欣欣！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVVnNKwfuX
(插~！)843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mGOfbPACj
一條金光陪住一把三尖兩刃槍直接插穿「草帽呼子」個口，仲將佢飛咗埋一邊。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJVx6IMw8K
之後，輝輝騎住「居居」跑過嚟，仲一手將我扯上「居居」背脊…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZiCnFLGJs
「居居」背脊位置有限，所以我只可以做嘅就係…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrVzSI6eJv
攬到輝輝實一實…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrCIufNqqa
「欣欣，你冇事丫嘛？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPh5hvXgWGD
「無…無事，但係頭先嚇死我喇！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUQWYune51
我好驚，但係而家輝輝喺度，我放心晒喇！843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYd3LvfHLH
仲可以同佢喺危難中一齊騎住白雪雪嘅「居居」…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIdYJuA1aY
感覺真係好夢幻啊！輝輝佢就好似白馬王子咁。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSLHWCHPpt
「蝦~！「居居」，衝去欣家姐嗰邊啦！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtPuZcf60c
輝輝佢「蝦」一聲，把三尖兩刃槍就返埋佢右手度，真係好有型，好勁啊！843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpDIVAqpyp
「居居」跑咗兩步，一個跳躍，就飛咗埋去「毒藤女妖」度…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fdHvrYqit
「蝦~！蝦~！蝦~！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SLkQzaNNE
(嘭~！嘭~！嘭~！)843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamr7Li1Ls3
輝輝佢橫掃三吓，毒藤就爆開晒…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbf2jWQf3z6
「喵~！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSq7slC2qx
家姐佢亦都迅速衝到「毒藤女妖」面前…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKu0utxsoI8
(嚓嚓嚓~！嚓嚓嚓~！)843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9edqOqZU4B
連環幾吓貓爪，將「毒藤女妖」爪到重傷訓咗喺地下…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6paKd3kGP
家姐仲要吓吓爪面，睇嚟「女妖」呢次真係醫返都唗藥費。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMk6EB94CK
至於阿狗嗰邊，我哋完全睇唔到情況…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfz1wGnjT7
因為佢同「迷霧天魔」都俾一舊巨型泥土包住咗…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWooBqUexX
不過好快，泥土就裂開咗，我見到「迷霧天魔」佢訓咗喺地下…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH82RllDLwp
而阿狗就凌空飄起咗，仲一副不可一世嘅奸樣…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJ3p7aCvVF
佢邪氣咁強，究竟佢係忠定奸嫁？843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGA2nxTcgm
不過我唔理喇，總知大家都成功打敗對手就好喇。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUmoDKQFvA
…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukwTuDsvJV
「你班死仔！仲唔過嚟幫手？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxLLpOQacG
「袋袋」佢原來已經打低咗成二三百個人，但係佢似乎有D攰喇…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4CUlR63d8
家姐身為人哋哎吔女友，當然幫都幫唔切啦，但係…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYiYmMJZ1a
「我哋想睇你威丫嘛，大力D！專心D！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvx1dPNj7h
乜輝輝同阿狗咁衰嫁…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Nuw3SmQdT
不過睇住一對情侶一齊並肩作戰，又真係幾好睇嘅…
所以我都冇叫佢哋幫手添，嘻。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYNW9R4UQ2
佢哋一對情侶就繼續並肩作戰，而我哋就望咗去大台度…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbR4EbCeco
高手過招，果然係唔同D，原來到而家佢哋仲係鬥緊把口，仲未出過手…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13AEkkF4Ap
「媽媽！你哋走先，呢度等我呼子攪掂啦！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrdjhlYKfb
「草帽呼子」原來未死，仲雙手噤住傷口，好大力咁吸氣，依家…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszEtQFdnCp
阿狗製造咗一道土牆出嚟保護我哋…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljGukvuRCQ
而其他嘢，包括同「情侶」打緊嘅人類都俾佢吸晒入口…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtJvXIwcIW
而「千年石妖」﹑「南轅」同「西斜」就襯機走咗佬…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQRhzpis18
「草帽呼子」而家吸到成個「香港太空館」咁…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcRCdmXBgQ
唔通…佢要大爆炸炸死晒我哋！？843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCeXU85FrX
(待續)843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemLlyH37iS
下集預告︰843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZENaxyFSO
咩話！？冇路可以離開呢度？843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNWgZJVxCD
註解︰843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnKLaos792
(1) 墟冚—熱鬧，人聲嘈雜，形容地方。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFLagrhu45
(2) 調轉槍頭—反過來幫另一邊。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13yR4e3U6j
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