第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSqW3YBaIc
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「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjWpyitNIS
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我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwx0BGSroC
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佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAfxb4sWCz
不過…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvqdBtMvi4
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk559KUkLG6
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSO9nyLVSTU
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwT3sjXAF7
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbJnUjpXoJ
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLiPNpCB1yH
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxvqszvwCG
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQjQzOplam
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneeMYn8xKE
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRk4sjcRM6c
「毒河水炮！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNXEiqoOEE
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1C44pasEO
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8wrUnfOWs
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbahwdSSph
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoS0KkWAbO
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNqY35A7Ae
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33fFqAZ0UC
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvxX5gWkuf
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweGr9ptRvT
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BvgcyM4fv
「衰仔，重色輕我。」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFz4otVTck
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0Aa8ZA8GJ
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJ41plZBPi
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrvZq3kEQK
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaX95uA5zp
總算頂得住…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuWqBp6FCO
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsdN2kBKcE
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1UFFKb1ET
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFcZ9HbHP5
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IzneuTEJ1
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WfL6ns1mB
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0XMNz3r1Q
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJX9aMABJOY
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkvcO0ymPj
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO10Ybxwn6j
「冥河鬼爪~！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgsdO2vovO
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuRJQptFGr
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tt723D2n8
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoyADGFKfI
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEKdloTeqc
之後佢雙手合拾…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCPIUGXPWk
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUlbWA0dKN
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGXjMfxEID
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKieM5mUKI7
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CyLTscOJq
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Trk42GKha
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「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZZOxyDozo
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jJyrRKrcp
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxd33Xg4iO
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99G9vCwNht
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAv0uZ6W3Sj
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDW6DJE7TXV
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkXXKQtNlF
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMGpTxXdF9
攪到呢招成個食物咁。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmU15Ruq0cH
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97V6pgMuZq
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CJiCXcdd1
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mwfwATNwV
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPBIKCZO3B
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsOlvDRPG4
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmzWJGZZy5
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXBqwXH8lH
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPA6x4D5uL
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHIgAfyi2v
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFahnSysPo
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTgizwXuc8
「好！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxSw2N92tQ
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZMAbPHowT
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIq4lLAZW8
我想回應佢，但係突然…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGvJKhvZI0
「哇~丫~！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfh9273I756
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpirwdOvZi
吞咗「春麗」！？655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSeZlmVx4K
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXg7Q5gNvfz
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDdBc5eDEI
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOfK06GYxL
…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wDRPSrISk
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprc7fUjyIu
「哇~丫~！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBz5sL12cXH
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDgntzhi76
嚇到跌咗入井…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9xeOxlUgr
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtzsOC5nyW
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLv6XmPSnP
(噗~！)655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0fbRtnMGD
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMnYOQ42Xk
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwvT1eOx23
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAPL2Ie47F
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHZPNCLnIT
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk838S9rBdH
過咗一陣…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXxfI7cKO3
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3AI4bj8fT
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOmmtzRSi6
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mbeLIv2Kh
我真係俾佢激到想死！655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41iWoTVuPb
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrtUpN7w8K
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdgVY2bjjI
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntjmRzQY1L
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW75n8C1RUK
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oKvoZqGDM
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhbb25UhtX
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0oTM8OQEh
我連繩頭都見唔到。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡziiPQSjR2P
「駁！長！D！啦！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15BcmJKMlg
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcpG2s0URn
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqK8AM4Fak
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbXwiz5ZW3
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoa972GgZIc
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGdCgiosre
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCCXcfVXb2
「你踩完未啊？」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRbwLduLQe
我…踩完未？唔通…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOZJcjw5Wm
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIHBT4XA5Z
(待續)655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92gfGh8Nfi
下集預告︰655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMY8qftzdaZ
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8mEQcqXyo
註解︰655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3bQ825Fz5
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMy53BdRmF
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rGR0lLVnr
