第082集 ~ 輝︰我要打「百刀鬼吼」喇！980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3jgu8mf4b
見到個菜單D菜式，真係有D嘔心，一個將人煎皮拆骨攞嚟食嘅菜單…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCKVrwaEnH
睇嚟佢哋唔係變態，就係好憎人類頂喇。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUjrQThfOn
不過，我真係唔明點解「肋骨碎頭髮卷」會上得到宴會場合嘅檯…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGdBlJdQoh
擺明就係酷刑嚟啦，我講緊對食嘅人嚟講啊。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkKbNJv1G5
但係，話時話，佢哋又真係好似唔係人嚟噃，話唔定，佢哋真係好鍾意食添。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFg89U3H78C
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「咦，阿明呢？」「光管陳」咁問我先知阿明唔見咗。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYUHdTHcXK
之後，佢同「星」老前輩佢哋講咗聲，就走咗去搵阿明。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZwp1cSNHI
而我哋就聽「星」老前輩講，喺呢度等佢D徒孫整好個「風雷天網」。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxvXJiFRK4
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「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟嫁啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有「西斜」﹑「南轅」﹑「千年石妖」﹑「毒藤女妖」﹑「迷霧天魔」﹑「草帽呼子」同「百刀鬼吼」要打，丫，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZXVSGCoue
聽到「大師」咁講，大家都你眼望我眼，似乎冇乜信心離得開呢度咁。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2X3riy3PM
話晒人哋人又比我哋多，高手又俾我哋多，而家仲要…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8NL20l873
「結好網喇！」980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZADw2HE99
無啦啦個「風雷天網」都整好埋，即係逼我哋去死啫！980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQt8ZM7QXmy
「天網」一出現，成千隻鬼怪嚇到「依哇鬼叫」咁，場面亂晒龍…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0j2GuZaKE
但係好奇怪噃，D鬼怪真係一陣就已經走晒…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZqR8MpkKJ
係間中有一兩個頭俾其他「人」踩甩咗，留低咗喺地下啫…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQusYzerNSd
我好似講到係好自然咁添。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9SsZTU6dx
唔怪得知「大師」話佢哋係被逼嚟嫁啦，佢哋就好似一早準備好晒抆水咁。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknkpWdVpLZ
而家，我哋前面就淨返「大師」所講嘅嗰幾隻妖怪同埋一堆人類跟班…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0SqXjlkyK
不過睇嚟「星」老前輩個隱身網頂得吓，佢哋仲未見到我哋。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtGhkSAH2W
「風雷天網」底下嘅現場而家變得雷電交加…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgzWNGPmoG
但係D閃電淨係喺晒天上面，好似等緊劈落嚟咁…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTLqfmj8O5
…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cmigNenN9
「果然冇錯，就係淨返呢七隻妖怪同一堆廢人，你哋唔使驚，而家我哋主場！」980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDshM15Eqvd
「大師」雖然咁講，我都明白佢意思係「風雷天網」製造咗一個對我哋有利嘅環境出嚟，但係…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjTbZklaX8
人哋咁多人，真係蟻多可以摟死象啦，我哋點打啊？980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHClEGCUhrY
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「其實你哋冇理由會驚嫁喎，會驚嘅應該只有呢個小妹妹。」「星」老前輩摸摸欣欣個頭講。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZd9AJekic
「點解啊？」阿狗問咗我想問嘅嘢。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcEfb3jzsP
「你哋七個人，有「北鳳」後人，有靈犬護身，有靈貓護身，有靈狐護身，有老鬼護身，仲有邪靈護身，你哋使乜驚啊？」980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRO6X21154
「北鳳」後人即係「光管陳」啦，靈犬應該係「居居」，靈貓應該係欣欣提過喺佢家姐身嘅「荷瑪」…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6X1jV2Dhrv
靈狐唔通係阿妮跟住咗阿狗？老鬼就應該係「公公」啦，但係…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmW8nwZKa0u
邪靈唔通係「大袋」身上已經有咗「酒吞童子」條蛇嘅邪力，佢會唔會有事架？980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfFbHstFvZ
我真係有D擔心。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KifYsxlyE
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「前輩果然係前輩，我都想試試靈狐嘅力量有幾大，你哋又識唔識運用你哋身上嘅靈力啊？」980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83x3XKOJAd
阿狗咁講，佢好似一早就識運用咁，佢條友真係…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YdATBrsXo
唔知點形容，總係做乜都比人快，比人好咁，早洩例外。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEq3QDzz0Zt
「你識用就好，咁你揀隻嘢嚟單挑啦。」「星」老前輩咁講。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMAQd4EdYJ
「迷霧天魔！佢個樣夠衰，見到就想打爆佢！」980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLr8d47DbLi
「好！佢就由你負責啦，至於「草帽呼子」，雖然係隻強大嘅妖怪，但係性格孤僻，仲好怕醜，小妹妹你冇靈力，就你去同佢傾吓計啦。」980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuYZZZ3gFa
「大師」叫欣欣去用「美人計」，雖然我有少少擔心…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgEvPVwU7n
但係始終呢個已經係對欣欣嚟講最好最安全嘅位置，所以我唯有支持。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwbXrlIQJF
我拍拍欣欣膊頭，俾信心佢。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykoCcNrRBH
「好，我試吓啦。」980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01SIIa2oJd
「好！咁而家淨返嘅就靈犬打「百刀鬼吼」，靈貓打「毒藤女妖」，邪靈打班躝坦廢人，明唔明？」980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlUcFvxdWG
「邊個係邪靈啊？」「大袋」咁問。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKpyhRxaGe
「你啊！」980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooFdPb4QQC
似乎大家都知，但係「大袋」個樣就好似好矛盾咁，我估佢係擔心自己會有事。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGfIEdOODM
而我就聽「星」老前輩指示，準備同「居居」並肩作戰去打「百刀鬼吼」。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCq5Xl30vB
…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHElINKReJN
「哼，我都估到嫁喇，原來真係你哋。」佢哋班妖邪終於睇到我哋。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMZCabLGaf
「千年石妖」亦都喺台上行緊落嚟，但係…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvAbPS5iO8
佢完全唔係電椅石像嗰個恐怖樣，仲…仲好似成個明星咁…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJ7Mr0d7ia
高大得嚟又型又靚仔，根本就係反町隆史咁款，乜唔係話越樣衰先越勁嫁咩？980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwrwghlNAv
「嘻嘻嘻，呢班咁嘅嘍囉，就等我同丰田兄去對付就得啦！」余二十懶醒咁講。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLK3YxLu9q
「柒位鳩手，狗養狗養！」「星」老前輩專登讀歪D，仲要強調D字眼，佢總係串串貢咁嘅。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMGhuzpIA8
「就等我嚟分場啦！蝦！蝦！蝦！」「大師」突然三個閃電彎刀打埋去。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJGoM9DWqI
「分工！」980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPqk7nY6nl
「星」老前輩同「大師」就引導「西斜」﹑「南轅」同「千年石妖」上台對打。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzimJjkHrS
阿狗就即刻…變身！？白毛？紅眼？狐耳？仲要變得咁高大靚仔，咁益佢！？980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVAc9AUnqR
佢仲衝咗埋去「迷霧天魔」度…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB94yWN1FFA
「迷霧天魔」一身灰袍，頭尖額窄冇嚟貴格，鬍鬚尖尖，成個白粉友咁…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrbKvLj0Qy
睇嚟阿狗有得贏。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeWxeyCIui
呢邊欣家姐亦變咗隻貓，雙眼發光，貓耳利爪，速度奇快…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhkL56UAE9
貶吓眼就衝咗埋去「毒藤女妖」度…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7iC7qn8M0
「毒藤女妖」就頗為妖艷，身材均勻，個樣仲幾靚，SORRY，淨係記得睇樣添…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zHvbyFsEf
總知佢個身有D樹藤咁，都似個高手嘅…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmUJqlYPP5
不過，我估佢頂唔順欣家姐嘅橫蠻，即係呢邊估計都OK。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaoVmbvX2g
但係我估唔到欣欣同「大袋」出手都比我快，欣欣就成個社工對住自閉青年咁即
行咗埋去同「草帽呼子」傾計…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTc5cnlCq9
嘩！「大袋」就爽囉，一個打四百個，不過佢又真係做到一拳一個…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8K99qyWNDw
一腳掃低幾個咁，睇嚟佢哋都好掂噃！980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTXVqraCaS
好！到我！980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ695nSWPaBX
(吼~！)「居居」變身！980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qfi1EGE5a
「巨型白獅！？」「百刀鬼吼」對住「居居」大嗌，似乎有D淆底。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiV8pFqzSC
我見佢咁，即刻就一吓跳上「居居」背脊，抆出皮帶…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dKwHQrV16
將校章扣上皮帶最尾嗰度，再用「九字護身法」包喺皮帶外圍，變成我嘅武器。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMI6fVlLdak
「居居，衝啊！」980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8rH9qnAdy
半秒之後，「百刀鬼吼」露出奸笑，仲突然…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLz0hI45k2Z
分身啊！分咗幾十個身出嚟，每個都揸住兩把刀，難怪佢叫「百刀」啦。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfn1RVaP0G
而家，我同「居居」就係咁，俾呢幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」圍困住，點算好呢？980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhH6vwhphd
「汪~！汪~！」「居居」突然吠咗兩聲…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3U30sbSlX6
嗰幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」即刻郁都唔敢郁…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhH9kgrXbSr
佢一爪噤低一隻，一爪又爪開幾隻咁…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAwm8P53DT
而我就一鞭打爆一隻，再鞭發爆幾隻咁…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8G93NtIes5
我哋合作無間，一陣就已經打死咗二三十隻…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHvX09wNFL
但係似乎仲未打中「鬼吼」嘅真身。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9W7ChFIxl
仲弊嘅係…佢哋好似越打越多咁，再加上佢哋開始識得避開「居居」…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7Rzp4zVby
直接跳上嚟追打我…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzECOovtb96
我唯有學西部牛仔咁，係咁揈條皮帶，總算暫時可以保護到自己，但係…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCHf6lf0ov
咁樣揈法，我應該好快就會覺得手軟，點算好呢？980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSAWwDvp8j
「吼~！」「居居」再次擘大口咆哮！980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqerwQzcr7O
仲有隻好似蛋咁嘅嘢喺佢個口度走咗出嚟…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFh8lMXxya
係「龍也」啊！但係…點解要咁樣出嚟啊？唔覺得嘔心嫁咩？980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gdKEkmjH3
「龍也，小心啊！做乜嘢跟埋嚟啊？呢度唔係玩嫁！」980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRS3w0Vwxz5
我雖然未至於覺得佢係負累，但係要擔心埋佢，真係覺得有D攰。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPh8j44cjxP
「哥哥，係叔叔佢要我嚟嫁，佢話唔好意思出面，呢把嘢係佢叫我攞俾你嫁。」980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4uvkgQaIp
佢一講完就將一把三尖兩刃槍掟咗俾我，但係…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWW5Tkel0T
做乜嘢得個槍頭嫁？仲差D整傷埋我添啊，D刃咁鬼鋒利。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrOqR8PAdz
「佢咁嘅款，點用啊？」980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTYv814085
「差D咩啊？」佢仲要問返我。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ26JfGqtNm
「冇咗條棍啊！」980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DPQYO4FNz
「棍！？我明白我有乜用喇！輝哥哥，接棍！」980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cB2qNTWtB
佢一講完，就喺褲浪抽咗D嘢出嚟，仲掟咗舊嘢上嚟…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfowU4xbc3n
但係我真係俾佢激奀，條棍臭嫁，仲要得條芝士腸咁短。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdggWPuxyA
「龍也啊，唔好玩啦！」980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmc23EFFVk3
我都未講完，一隻似乎相對力量較大嘅「雙刀骷髏鬼」跳埋我度…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeR6iaLUFpv
唔知點解，呢一吓，我感應到佢就係「百刀鬼吼」嘅真身，但係…我可以點呢？980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ201iZivIAY
(吱依~~~！)980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2f0MTO6Xc
芝士腸突然好自然咁同三尖兩刃槍頭結合，仲發出金光同震蕩嘅聲音…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawk5KV6leh
芝士腸伸長，變成鐵棍…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgO204u3WJ9
一支正式嘅三尖兩刃槍登場！仲…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7yv2NaEKU
「攀~！」一聲擋開「百刀鬼吼」嘅「骷髏十字斬」，再立即飛返埋我右手度…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFY74R8jEYr
我好自然咁一手握實佢，用力打橫一發，地下迅間爆出一條裂痕。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6dTnl2URm
「勁啊！「鬼吼」丫喇！？我就要你變成「鬼膠」！」980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlczcSgLtM
「鬼吼」真身似乎想由「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身群中逃走，我當然即刻追返上去啦。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zBiqACzn7
「居居，嗰邊啊！衝啊！」980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IOC5d74kw
我騎住「居居」衝咗大約一百米，一跑近「鬼吼」個背脊…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfHgsT52MR
我就一吓跳起飛埋去，順便好自然咁作返個靚名俾我呢招…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSXDYBTM9M
「光輝碎月！」唔知大家啱唔啱聽呢？980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMzydVY6Sf
不過唔理啱唔啱聽喇，我就係中正「百刀鬼吼」個背脊…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6XAQ8WmNx
佢「嗚哇~」一聲迅間變成灰燼，一堆「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身亦跟住唔見晒…980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpQCxjdYze
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