第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6D1UuUiGL0
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDMruYz4iu
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0Bv9MyXae
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWv07aOWspm
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfBRGq6TOm
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMihcmit4Ki
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrYxSpksW5
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinBrj3gII0
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHDvxpMkOr
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsYd78M6iX
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoDHBCm6q3
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgLdC25zvu
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5y87OpjnkF
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSqe2RtCAy
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SfZiIwXtA
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifMyuqOe4h
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMCklxeBPl
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWhwgDVKZU
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMoGCBYgU0
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgNXq0aSrF
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNo6O5rqxr7
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYYPpSHlzD
「你又識咩？」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJO27YMd09
「唔識。」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYB4uxmoRq
「哈哈哈！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUFgeJeBLI
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCquUHk74n1
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhVlHV6i0X
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LJO4HGrns
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN26pVqF1GF
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpidP8sSug
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihRcf9uo5I
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlULqE2Cr7
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAsXWsulUz
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbv4RrSQAX
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70yoPIGjmX
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTK2F1zPk6l
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPvqMclwrm
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMvVn7ivis
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGdWcPJTMG
「阿公！？阿公！？」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBMXcrkLUJ
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBd7v7aljg
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7BZezIHsI
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31PGS0TkQe
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWXGTpNNPf
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflFQDJXO7i
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzYqRRD8Kn
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYtzReOq37
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoKtMeXQLL
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuP4MlJjvt1
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuvQ2NkdI2
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEa8y9yKG8W
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFH5ZJ7r79
「哇丫！哇丫！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsagB8cpBW
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKIBeERvY7
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnd6Q7fmsZl
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXlmHyyp51
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTB2CmLd3kf
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2TCTwwodu
場面怪異中帶D寒意…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16Iu32VRLJ
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZ1izpkYfP
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡot4BXfMawa
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3v6e9dqiX3
「停止呼吸！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1X3ext9aG
「扮同類啦！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9M81cTQLX4
「仲講，走啦！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvcOUv9FnG
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0sR4tupVR
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlOc7rbGH5
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUuL8wTxZI
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsnBc7W2Cx
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRZJYZ10Il
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTudU9qQY2j
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDLoqwOoW9
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93DukfQNTD
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1w1tAdOBRe
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmghY6ms0HJ
(呯嘭~！)830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31GIfhHoTU
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLEGxyiBLX
我頂！830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6efMcXbc2H
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡup2sj6YTkQ
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp65BORc5pw
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7WkaUfYMN
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqOnmAvCNJ
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc40kDWMiDO
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzep1OfFqC
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6d6cRQ74Yu
「鳳凰擺架！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUDhI5Qwdr
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNSq7fCwKb
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvtnb38AHF
「大波翻雲破！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cBmDZYHL8
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPHOyJ8oMK
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6zxJccgDL
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUg38sTUBtO
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFFjdVK2Uh
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8NKNkk4bY
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YImtinanx
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxZQl4PWkA
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAGkbfFwNz
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7E5dV7Aag
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbHMDDNGIR
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8stLW1m8d0
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6d81IUn5cg
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajaVVOwK95
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFLPQEPw6y
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAJqR5PFXu
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cG4FcqGkQ
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoS5a2sNpZF
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtd2IQyFgy5
「判官？」我問。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStIhoBorpS
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSseqd1VZg
(待續)830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96tDQukPcK
下集預告︰830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrVojm8DNt
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrZk4EBTOk
