《旅行‧如此‧難以忘‧記》妖怪故 - 第130集 ~ 米︰大結局喇！(一)

第130集 ~ 米︰大結局喇！(一)858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxPkrX9FPe

點解係個「米」字？冇錯，就係我米米蓮。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sE29Ik9ft

(你唔係俾「鬼王」爪死咗咩？)858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHQ5k6JocT

死咗一個我，仲有千千萬萬個我。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1DxsNVPKw

(大家表示無言。)858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3yNbQLltR

既然大家都冇嘢講，咁我就繼續講喇。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZM8uYJUqIi

上一集阿欣講到，阿明佢變咗做「發哥」…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CwZYF1G0P

(發哥未死嫁喎，你咒佢呀？唔好話我聽又有千千萬萬個發哥啊？)858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpT83ZCQPq

我當然唔會咒我偶像啦，發哥亦只會係得一個…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4zajHjaQa

但係喺呢個故事裡面冇嘢係冇可能嘅…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7YUhi3cpM

「發哥」嘅力量就當係阿明佢自已領悟出嚟嘅神力爆發啦！858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqlQVbBgTN

阿明佢變過高進，再變過MARK哥，之後仲要變埋許文強…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTIKYGBrwe

究竟「發哥」仲識變咩呢？858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xI9RSMzF7

當阿欣同大家都一樣感到絕望之際…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7vCXMQy1k

阿明佢突然開出金口講︰—858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiJ7v6bosX

「死啫，大家唔使怕，死咗咪升仙囉，睇住我點打爆隻「地魔」啦！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrnDg9D0hO

就連我都同阿欣有一樣諗法︰「咩發哥做過神仙咩？」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ByqEmzKo8

「冇錯，就係做過，仲一係唔做，一做就要做個最勁嘅…」阿明講。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa86Qb8Ca4M

「冇理由，我都係睇發哥大嘅，發哥邊有做過神仙！」「地魔」似乎唔相信。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyXM3Qchur

「你當然冇睇過啦，因為2014年之前嘅今日你已經死咗喺我手上，我都係唔賣關子喇，冇錯，就係天界最強嘅「玉皇大帝」！」阿明回應。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqBslgECsM

「地魔」聽完呢句之後連頭先肚餓得滯偷偷地走咗去後台食嘅飯都噴咗出嚟…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AQbsmwA5r

「「二郎神」都唔夠我打，你放個「玉皇大帝」出嚟！？你攪笑行返去喜劇組啦！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJ4qwMEJMh

「我冇攪笑，「玉皇大帝」本來就係天界最好打嗰個，佢皇帝咁大支嘢嘅外表只係世人對佢嘅誤解，佢全名係「劍神玉皇大帝」！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSHsxerr8D

「哈哈哈，你呢條細路哥真係笑肯死我，好！我就讓你三劍，嚟啦！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydkDNW600U

「你話嫁咋，唔好後悔啊！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOA5OWz5wZc

阿明一講完呢句，身上立即發出閃耀金光，就好似「超級撤亞人」嘅氣一樣…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryPcXqb7l6

皇者之氣力壓「地魔」妖邪之氣…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJoE3d9d5b

佢之後再右手握實「九陽草薙」向「地魔」傾力一伸。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0XxtVSaM0

金光環繞「九陽草薙」，力量龐大，旁觀者只可以嘩然…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28aDCeHoTT

至於「地魔」見到阿明神劍嘅力量太大，唯有立即就反口…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMoyimgJRn

使出一招「妖夢斷刀流」嚟格擋…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOoOkiCqhK

「頂你個肺丫！差D俾你一劍隊死我啊！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZXIEMWVDF

「車，又話讓我三劍，而家第一劍就想反口啊？」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTND0katcfy

「Eee…我冇還擊啊，唔算反口。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxfM9N0Y55

「咁再嚟喇喎！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNM7d9wDwTk

之後，阿明再使出一招「翻雲覆雨劍」…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpf8wVaJGj

氣如雲海，劍如雨下…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBZZdueeE8

「對唔住喇！我真係要反口喇！你都黐九線嘅，萬九幾劍筒埋嚟。接我招啦，奧義流鬼影萬人斬！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZJ20Rwikr

刀光連連，氣勢磅礡…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjqbaVOjeo

「地魔」總算可以抵擋得住阿明嘅「翻雲覆雨劍」…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRJ1bkESGv

「估唔到你哋竟然可以有咁大嘅力量！睇嚟我真係唔可以再掉以輕心喇，就一口氣拼盡佢啦！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KBwnDbauo

「地魔」講完呢句之後，立即用力運勁，將體內妖氣爆發晒出嚟…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCBEqZLKfh

再握緊「妖刀村正」，諗住一口氣出盡所有招數去殺絕現場所有人…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuOVIDS86a

「奧義流鬼影﹒十二路勾魂斬！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgg7azoJ1YX
「破滅斬！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11GA4LaOlo
「爆烈斬！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5JsJwVizT
「追魂斬！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrrWIpEIyb
「百烈斬！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS34eJtxdih
「萬人斬！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGpUsoOApb
「勾魂斬！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTP67yEPc8
「左斬！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZaSwAclcr
「右斬！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZwCypVaZf
「斜斬！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dXf1xc4lz
「橫斬！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZMKkHmId2
「豎斬！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jF1kdrvBv
「旋風斬！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqrcxXVNBH

阿輝見到情況咁，立即配合上阿明去抵擋「地魔」嘅攻擊…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa63YZp3rHE

「直刺式！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF71QOSx5Q5
「橫削式！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWK3zajsM5
「斜斬式！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaerJ7yuWp
「旋風式！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4UNurvH8o
「順劈式！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXCo8gm5np
「拖劍式！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10AFqSQCHC
「推刃式！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtv2XIHLdx

而阿明就…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMo0yaHqSzS

「覆雨劍！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tdHIJHZjo
「翻雲劍！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0o6OiCiEyJ
「飛天劍！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRefBYk6DNP
「遁地劍！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAWTvMvDOc
「爆烈劍！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qqmV7mETV

(刀劍若夢 ~ 恩怨似風 ~ 有沒有輕重 ~)858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5B9NDa9sw
(只要情濃 ~ 不要武功 ~ 愛恨兩難容 ~)858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUtlJ1Pdgo
(只怕熱淚 ~ 不怕刀鋒 ~ 手中有劍 ~ 眼前有你 ~ 可不可一生抱擁 ~…)858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXF3UNDtHfJ

阿明同阿輝加埋嘅十二劍抵擋咗「地魔」嘅十二刀…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewSlmHGPfh

而佢哋足足就係打咗一首歌咁耐嘅時間…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ088Jk2FzLO

雙方互有攻守，但係始終分唔到勝負，更可惜嘅係根本問題依然冇辦法解決…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjsxW2uhuk

就係神力用得越耐力量就會退減…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT72X5ianwY

「哈哈哈，睇嚟你哋唔捱得幾耐喇喎…」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSt3KDmfNsf

「捱你條命，你信唔信我哋一齊插爆你丫喇！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZoi7RUfWa

「我又真係好想睇吓你點插得爆我噃！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzC5be4atY

喺呢個時候「南龍」先生依然睇緊佢個「哀風」，可惜只係依然得三個字…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ibI0TvQFE

「神與神。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoS9eER3qB

但反而阿狗好似諗到D嘢噃…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDgIKIhX4f

「阿明，阿輝，「光管陳」教過我哋咩啊？」佢大大聲咁問。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WB9A1DyQE

「英文囉。」阿明﹑阿輝回應。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvKjaJwZp4

「唔係啊，嚟到呢度先教嘅呢！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdelM53qmpS

「隱身咒？護身咒？好！我哋試吓啦。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyx7GjjGTr

一講完，阿明同阿輝就一齊先做隱身咒，但係換嚟「地魔」咁回應…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbkMN7AWA2

「我哋而家力量相若，的確我地魔嘅真身係睇你哋唔到，但係唔好忘記我個肉身係你哋嘅人類朋友啊，所以我睇得你哋好清楚，我斬！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjihvVTvlr

「阿輝，咁護身咒仲用唔用啊？」阿明問。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGJMiBSieJ

「傻佬明，你仲想撞埋去呀？」阿輝答。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAUjoOTuSy

「妖，你兩條友唔好叻唔切得唔得啊？係呢招啊！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvmGXKSDBY

阿狗講呢句嘅同時，做咗一個不文手勢…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyNx6nMGwM

起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩，但係…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2251RnOYM

兩秒之後，佢哋你眼望我眼咁，大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇！858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUvA5lPq5k

阿狗講呢句嘅同時，做咗一個不文手勢…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQlfZuTTXc

起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩，但係…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡla9Y4ttNTI

兩秒之後，佢哋你眼望我眼咁，大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇！858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZOrPuIbj3

「妖，死人狗，你一早諗到又唔講出口！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTDYIwEMtm

之後阿輝立即跳上阿明背脊，好似想飛上天一樣…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TIvHg1PGo

而阿明就裝兇作勢，好似想閃速埋去攻擊「地魔」咁…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUttfnXe2g

「冇用嫁喇，你哋頭先都殺唔到我，依家力量細咗，仲點樣可以殺到我啊？」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50OEGqlHlV

「龍飛鳳舞！」阿明同阿輝一齊大嗌。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0dvrjo6OA

阿輝飛咗上天，而阿明就衝咗前去…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5RbmQvBSn

「哈哈哈，又係呢D下三流招式，虹吸！等我撕爛晒你哋啦！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrw1QO3PDYX

「你用埋虹吸就啱喇！光管陳嚟到呢度先教我哋嘅係…」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKANZTSyx7

「擎，天，式！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7IVqSCNL7

「咩話？」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArOc0K9XFP

「鳳凰火炎」同「九陽草薙」原來一早已經唔喺佢哋手…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ507MTBFnv

而係去咗地下，而家兩把神劍都由下至上咁插上嚟，仲要…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwuV9rp1To

(插 ~！)858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4W49QvMGG

中正「地魔」下陰…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbsSjeXnVF

「哇丫~~~~~~！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDK5mLrVZWa

正所謂塵世間邊個男性可以頂得住呢種痛楚丫…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJm8k4e4h7a

「地魔」亦唔會例外…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiMdVntKEc

仲同時俾兩把神劍插中下陰…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1HnhJD79Q

「地魔」已經再冇反抗嘅能力…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNVbcL99LX

自己真身亦從「大袋」身體走返出嚟…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqJRDMQX6A

「大袋」肉身就訓咗喺地下，而「地魔」真身就躝吓躝吓咁…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCiGqUh8We

佢原本個樣根本就已經唔係人型，只係一堆腐爛到不堪入目嘅血肉泡…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBj8FMTHwY

真係可以講句，世上任何一種生物外表都要比佢好睇…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9AefF1aap

佢臨死前仲要問咗一句︰—858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQubMGBsUb

「點解…點解我擋唔到呢劍嫁？」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2DS8kyav7

大家都冇答「地魔」，只有佢出聲…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBadD1ihLI

「係因為我阻咗你零點零一秒。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy13tAAajCN

大家都好錯愕，另咗去發出呢聲嘅方向一望…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivOZX0fKzk

見到「妖刀村正」變返做「司徒不正」，原來發聲嘅係「司徒不正」。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DKd0aNzeb

「點…點解你要背叛我？」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIB7j4zTnKH

「因為你自把自為，破壞咗我未去過又好想去嘅購物天堂，香港。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaFIJLOu0l

今時今日仲有冇人會話香港係「購物天堂」，我諗香港人心中有數…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGhosQKh7F

所以阿明同阿輝都冇講其他，只係對住「地魔」講︰—858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOJQKAkiko

「哈哈哈，連你手下都背叛你喇，你仲有咩遺言啊？」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xKRkYzzsW

「我…我…吊！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHIrWF0uW7

大家都呆咗半秒…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlItwwWGga4

「咩D人咁衰嫁，臨死都仲要講粗口，教壞細路。」阿明講。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qDnU6ZwIV

「總之一切都告一段落就好喇。」阿輝講。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡML5wWb1wdS

「唔該晒啊，師兄，即係其實你一直都係無間道，暗中幫緊我哋呀？」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHMw2Sgk19

「肥龍大師」咁講，好似強行幫「司徒不正」澄清同將功補過咁呃自己。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7y0dO4TXm

而「司徒不正」就擺咗個懶有型嘅甫士之後就好似煙銷魂散咁走咗。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrtfZNXqan

大家見現場平靜落嚟，應該所有嘢都告一段落…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEFBlCcryM

所以阿欣就去叫返醒佢家姐，而阿明阿輝佢哋就想去扶起「大袋」，點知…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5yTltYAmH

突然有一隻巨型蝙蝠飛到「大袋」身邊，再將佢爪起到半空…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1damyakgq

而巨型蝙蝠到達半空之後，上身竟然變成外國貴族咁款嘅男人，仲講嘢添…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MHI1RbBym

「你哋嘅戰鬥好精彩，我有睇晒，不過魔鬼之子而家就由我「德古拉伯爵」帶走喇，唔好意思，希望以後有機會見面啦。」(英文)858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpVzCSR1xN

「佢講咩啊？」阿明問。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7g53HN1uzN

「係LUR脷D，仲重低音，但係係英文嚟。」阿狗答。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMr82h8kAI4

「德古拉伯爵」講完之後，就帶走咗「大袋」…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lkdqiA10E

因為大家都已經耗盡精力，所以根本反應唔嚟去對付「德古拉伯爵」或者去追…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YiJi30WyG

所以大家只能忍痛同無奈咁睇住「大袋」被帶走…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlsl743uWJ

「估唔到個男仔竟然咁搶手，霧水情緣，黃大仙籤文真係準。」白百龍咁講。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡan3FaCfkQh

「解籤先生，原來你一早就知會係咁？」欣家姐已經醒咗。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWnmNPqTd3

「唔好意思啊，大妹妹，當初嘅籤文係講話你有「霧水情緣」，但係一來我估唔到咁準，因為不嬲都唔準，點知今次咁準，二來我真係估唔到會「霧水」成咁嘅款。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZDC83K8ci

講完之後，欣家姐一臉惘然，冇再出聲，只係望住「大袋」被帶走嘅方向流眼淚…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfgIKHmpmK

「好喇，我諗我哋都唔應該諗太多喇，不如盡快離開呢度先啦！等我開個門啦，異界開門之術！」「肥龍大師」開咗道門俾大家。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAthKJVz9Z

大家之後就慢慢沿住條路出返去…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXr99AwgSs4

途中大家都打咗電話返去屋企，問吓香港究竟點樣…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoc7JuCuZ2

「喂，我係阿明啊，你係咪阿媽呀？」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwj564tpWt

「唔係，我係你阿爸。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcXXsCGS0Y

「阿爸你冇事丫嘛，阿媽冇事丫嘛，大家冇事丫嘛，香港冇事丫嘛？」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlxORCz7CS

「你冇事丫嘛？做咩咁緊張啊？傻仔，保護你阿媽係你阿爸我嘅責任，保護好大家都係你阿爸我嘅責任，保護好香港亦都係我呢個小市民嘅責任，你放心去玩得開心D啦，香港有老豆睇住就得喇！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWR44W3Frn6

呢一刻，阿明開心到流咗眼淚出嚟，亦都知道咗「地魔」話毀滅咗香港只係吹水…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEYFhyhG7P

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之後，大家終於行返咗去球場…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KsRCPwVIf

現場所有妖怪竟然向大家起立同致敬…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4Ot7gFx2c

主角佢哋同一班同學都表示尷尬…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtysEMhp3u7

「我諗班妖怪應該俾地魔同鬼王佢哋害得好慘頂喇。」白百龍講。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9riSt0Ghxi

「係呢，頭先地魔唔係話見到大嶼山咩？我仲以為返咗去香港添。」阿輝講。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfHXbLvCAW

「係PAKKA嘅術，一時之間，呃吓人係可以嘅。」阿明講。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5gpagcmPC

「你隻二郎神走咗喇？」阿明再問。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6yv1R9yLo

「走咗啦，仲叫我提南龍先生記得找數添。」阿輝答。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbH5nVXfEX

「咁我哋而家返酒店先啦。」阿狗講。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ11QJf6JqW

… (返酒店)858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVMI9C7jHH

返到酒店，發現原來「異域魔城」時間同人類世界又係唔同…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw41jfpJ1YI

大家似乎仲趕得切正常回程時間…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxzTFgd73T

所以大家嗱嗱聲就執好行裝落樓去搭預約咗嘅旅遊巴走喇…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAQ7cdbWkB

「肥龍大師」講聲再見就離開咗大家…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdye9W4BLU3

「美奈子」留低打理鬼酒店…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosaHV4mjSO

「沙婆婆」冇咗屋企，所以帶埋「寶寶」一齊住喺鬼酒店…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDenJbfgOFe

而「龍也」就多咗個「寶寶」做朋友仔可以一齊玩喇…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUiagtC7Kt

至於「肥妹鬼」，咦，點解唔見咗嘅？858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUjgbzS6Wv

「居居」跟咗阿輝…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0Y6ckMgmY

「洋腸」就一早有異性冇人性跟咗「彩雲」走…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56Pk9dMfcI

「鐵拳」好彩，肉身冇事，只係「中神通」力量冇咗啫…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLrpflFVNv

「黃仔」就俾人救返，要食返幾盒驚風散先定返落嚟…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNGb3sGjR7

「校長」冇事，不過仲要留醫，要遲D先返得香港…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfxEVwXgqY

到主角佢哋喇…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAtntqSLvP

「阿妮，我要走喇。」阿狗講。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL16ef8Wesv

阿妮好似好唔捨得，含住一包眼淚咁，真係我見猶憐啊…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EDsqYk16L

「其實…其實你偷偷地跟我去香港係得嫁喎。」阿狗偷偷地咁講。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXd3Ldch8f

阿妮諗都唔諗立即就變咗做隻小狐狸捐咗入阿狗個身度。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNevNKP2h8V

「小倩，我要走喇。」阿明講。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0l4CD3d7Vv

「哼，你係咪想留低我？我係鬼嚟，去邊度都唔使通行証嫁喎。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEULJJ9QcX

「咦，係咩？原來係咁呀？咁就好喇，哈哈哈。」傻佬明依然係傻佬明。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5GozNWZdk

「阿欣，咁我哋走囉。」阿輝講。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SGPkk1gno

「好啊，仲有家姐啊。」阿欣講。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKf9HttBeY

欣家姐就仲係痴痴呆呆咁跟住阿欣。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDaEE1JIZJ

………858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXL6xtrt9KE

大家不經不覺，好快就上咗機，仲坐定定添…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Mc2GqVhzS

點知阿欣一坐低就諗起D嘢…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKHtlYu9vR

「輝輝啊，我哋好似忘記咗D嘢。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVhQkqY9jF

「咩啊？」阿輝問。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFH2wJcwMD

「紙妖，紙妖講過話「北轍」田育文喺我哋班人度，仲話佢係想害我哋嫁喎。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAaGF1J4qvY

「會唔會係佢講大話啊，你睇吓「黃仔」，傻吓傻吓咁，邊似係「北轍」啊？」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTg9L7kjzyJ

「但係…」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZGkxtJ84y

正當阿欣問緊「但係」之際，前排一個同學遞咗個水晶球俾阿欣…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAglGYkPnNl

阿欣揸住咗，但係未睇，反而睇住「呢個同學」…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWF1oSCa63R

「呢個同學」一步步行到去最前排度，而且…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3A8WXl0QBf

又係呢兩個空姐啊！「深田恭子」同「夏惠姨」空姐啊！858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDjrHV9KdH

「夏惠姨」遞咗支咪俾「呢個同學」…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVi1r2RuWM

而阿欣就望一望手上嘅水晶球…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzYZYsAeiP

發現…係紙妖啊！紙妖俾人困咗喺水晶球度…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBKfafuV93

阿欣立即打開水晶球，紙妖就立即飛返出嚟，仲…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6CJPuc7iD

「係佢喇，佢就係想害死你哋嘅「北轍」田育文喇！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Qhps74TRo

佢手指指住「呢個同學」，而「呢個同學」就係我哋萬萬都估唔到…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PzyUDdaBa

但係一直最接近我哋嘅…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNxFZVftj4

「大家好，機已經起飛喇，即係話大家都唔可以離開呢度，被逼要聽我講嘢，係咪好意外呢？冇錯，我係阿倫，但係有樣嘢大家唔知嘅，就係我識不老之術，我原名叫做田育文，即係「北轍」。原本我只係想生兒育女，做返個平凡人，好可惜，我為咗我個仔，為咗佢想贏學界冠軍，我混入咗你哋呢間已經係幾年班霸嘅學校做內鬼，諗住幫佢完成佢夢想，點知你哋一位同學竟然將我個仔隻腳鏟斷，仲要令佢自殺，所以我要報仇。本來諗住假手俾「鬼王」同「地魔」呢D壞人嘅，點知你哋班人死好命，總係一次又一次咁過關，所以我冇辦法喇，只有做最後嘅呢個決定，就係同你哋同歸於盡。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsmGLmrDxd

大家係好愕然，但係冇乜驚，唔知點解呢？「細寶」仲出口問︰—858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBRRBaJy88

「你脅持咗飛機師咩？」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2FEqKZVWx

「冇，但係我有佢哋，佢哋就係我旁邊呢兩個空姐，仲有一大堆鬼頭喺飛機外面。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33OkR2npVg

「哦，咁我哋都冇咁驚。」「大寶」講。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nezVH1F5P

「點解啊？」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCEZ4D0tSM

「你旁邊兩條女已經俾大寶細寶溝咗喇…」「細鬼」講。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHyeGhGJui

「咩話！？冇理由嫁，「深田恭子」被溝我就明啫，「夏惠姨」咁嘅尊容都哽得落？」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH64LSOSor0

「車，你理人啫，冤豬頭都有聞鼻菩薩丫嘛。」同學都一齊講。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNBOVd21p9

「你兩隻衰鬼，我先唔理你哋，遲D先同你哋計數。我有鬼頭就夠喇，一陣佢哋會幫我帶架機去撞海嫁喇，哈哈哈哈哈。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3a4jhmKbv

「我真係唔知你點樣學人做人哋阿頭嫁，你望清楚出面先講啦！」阿輝講。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyVVh7WDKu

之後，田育文真係走咗去望出窗外…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYEfN6T0VH

「冇問題丫，係鬼頭嚟啊！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOLEDzc4yA

「佢哋唔係鬼頭，而係鬼頭個仔，即係鬼頭仔，而家係聽我哋話嫁。」阿明講。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCr14DggCTO

「咩話！？」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2OyDYGuwz

當田育文唔相信係事實嘅呢一吓，佢雙手俾人從後面鎖上…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiu5JOxCf5

「邊個？」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoU5IMIojFE

「國際刑警，PAKKA HO。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7htTvrJlg

「河童？！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PNPlelw4n

「無錯，我而家已經係國際刑警，中文名，河童，小姓河。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDTEpnKAgR

「唔通所有人都要背叛我？」田育文大嗌。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwGWReQ0Sp

但係喺呢一刻突然有個龐大身影衝咗埋去攬住佢…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGfV6etF4S

原來係「肥妹鬼」啊！858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKhAc4AgFI

「我唔會背叛你嫁，一世都唔會。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPoiDsNKnl

真係難得有情人啊！858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRre7zvUtW

…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikd7m0NsrX

之後，飛機事件總算告一段落…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsutLl1tPx

返咗去香港之後，大家都各自返歸正正常常咁生活…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0Gfu58WP8

…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34KK0zdeVN

時間飛快，咁就過咗幾年…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJnEmYJXEC

阿輝佢一個唔小心就攪大咗阿欣個肚，因為米已成炊，所以逼住要結婚…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXh1iYIKXh

當晚宴會雖然唔係星光熠熠，但總算係濟濟一堂…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQpkZwFFjP

阿狗同阿明當然係兄弟團嘅成員啦！858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5r8CAZ4k6G

新娘化緊妝，兄弟就喺前台傾計…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxswN91VfrL

「喂，阿明，你真係諗住一世同小倩呢隻唔老嘅鬼喺埋一齊呀？」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6Myw3TLy0

「當然，我當初追佢就諗好咗喇，鍾意就係鍾意，我根本唔介意佢係咩。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyugWi2ssKY

「吹水啦，你貪人靚喳嘛。」阿狗講。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRj0CcgAYA

「我只能講，小倩佢落咗妝，個樣仲恐怖過鬼，但係我冇介意。」阿明講。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92BuHouwPe

「嘩，好男人，好在阿欣唔化妝都OK啫。」阿輝講。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xWDKJWsXd

「其實女人話冇化妝都係化咗D妝，只係你唔識睇啫。」阿狗講。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59dbr1tlpd

「咁呃到我就OK啦，呃呃吓好快就一世嫁喇，一齊開心咪得囉。」阿輝講。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tv8WeIQCS

「嘩，好男人。」阿明同阿狗一齊講。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyGk20BN54

「咁你個阿妮呢？」阿明問。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWVHmi0v15

「車，阿妮原本就係妖怪，我本來就冇介意啦。」阿狗講。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SmsSRl4Ig

「嘩，好男人。」阿明同阿輝一齊講。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnSMrNuPMv

「好得過佢？」阿狗指住啱啱嚟嘅「大寶」同「細寶」。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6DUSy379Z

阿輝亦都行前寒暄幾句…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZTNS5QChy

「嘩，乜你兩兄弟嚟真嫁？真係同呢兩隻…呢兩位小姐一齊呀？」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUXziGag6n

「係啊。佢哋好好玩嫁，想佢變咩樣就咩樣，我尋晚先玩完全球十大美女明星咋。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZE6G26aRv

「吓！？咁你哋一陣飲多兩杯啦吓。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRs6mwVT2s

…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKPlQHmi6L

「喂，阿輝，要準備喇！」阿狗叫。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAeQG4XTuR

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