第128集 ~ 明︰金身VS巨人？670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApY55xcFjV
河童老兄究竟做乜嘢會出現呢？又係邊個叫佢嚟嘅呢？670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkb1QP5Wj8
呢D嘢希望可以喺今集分解啦！670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6ZSiFcMKC
「二郎神」及時上咗阿輝身，令我哋都放心晒，始終佢真係神嚟丫嘛。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnw3hySMTBc
佢亦真係三兩吓手腳就將「大袋魔」搓圓撳扁，但係好可惜…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6axydMSlBB
條友真係「神」嫁！竟然俾空間「大袋魔」變身！670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeSJFuqWRP
而家人哋「金城武」咁嘅樣，淨係賣樣都贏你個「二啷神」成條街啦！670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCsQEvdavG
阿輝把聲仲要大嗌出嚟話「二啷神」整親埋條腰，咁點算好啊？670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXeia7ONGw
好在，有「肥龍大師」隻「脫苦海」！(人哋叫「殺龍巴斯」啊！)670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBb2K3N3JI
兩樣嘢有咩分別呢？我唔識分，淨係知「佢」幫到「二啷神」頂痛…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RZ3k7PBaF
之後，佢哋大戰幾百幾千個回合，睇嚟「二啷神」有返D力量喇！670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtijKGA1xCt
但係，佢哋大鬥嘅途中，PAKKA突然嚟咗…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mEtEXzWdZ
「我收到料，有人叫我嚟呢度，我都唔知咩事嫁。」PAKKA咁講。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0DxRyseGU
「咁你嚟呢度有咩要做啊？」我問。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkz9nVTtbfo
「個FAX叫我佈置吓呢度喎，話係神嘅旨意。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5tDIevP0E
「咩神叫你嚟佈置呢度啊？咁大整蠱。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaxLWKuJsf
「俾我睇吓個FAX。」「南龍」先生出口。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPELabbAuZ
佢之後望咗兩眼…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfErXUlaGP
「點啊，先生？」阿欣問。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPAP4sCp2c
「「風婦」前輩已經喺我部「衰風」度幫緊我哋，我估…呢個應該係…「臣婆」前輩嘅訊息。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBitkuSfCU
「神婆！？」我嗌。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEC4eiwjlkz
「風婦，臣婆，兩大世外高人，兩條友都神神地，佢哋D嘢睇落無厘頭，實際真係好神，所以我都唔考究，淨係信嫁咋。」「南龍」先生回應。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCz0xlYLgjd
「咁河童先生麻煩你佈一佈置丫。」佢另個頭向PAKKA講。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfwvG9JcUW
「好，但係個FAX上面仲有一句嘢唔關我事嫁喎。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTEx3xt4oM
PAKKA講完就去咗佈置。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJq8lN3gGWt
「其實我都見到，係未諗到啫，呢句嘢呀，咩咩咩「叫陰陽人快D去冥想成神」喎，都唔知噏乜，我哋成班人都正正常常，邊有陰陽人啫？」「南龍」先生咁講。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBiDpOz0km
「你肯定？」我同阿狗一齊問，不過似乎捉虫。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8J73OZuIP
「起碼我係正常，你哋我就唔知喇。」「南龍」先生錯愕回應。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hnQ84Qg3i
「我正常嫁，你都知嫁。」阿狗望住阿妮講。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNcwS8IV5C
「我正常嫁，我真係正常嫁！」我望住小倩講。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMxJhatyFb
「我知啊。」小倩講。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rjg0BrdoF
「唔係噃，係你！」阿狗突然另返轉頭指住我講。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGURlpFjJb
「黐線架！你就陰陽人，使唔使我露械嚟證明吓啊？黐孖根。」我講。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexponAx4me
「唔係啊，我意思係你個名啊，個「明」字啊，日月即係陰陽囉。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2TZYtjkyh
「又好似有D道理噃。」「南龍」先生都咁講。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡov01YpQaUg
「加上我哋呢度得返幾條友打得，當中係你最似陰陽人嫁喇！」阿狗再講。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2QN3TTkCl
我冇回應，因為我個心都信咗，但係都係做咗呢樣嘢…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0oOql5NAU
我分開咗「護身咒」嚟對住佢，即係兩隻中指。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8EVkS8plj
「家明，唔好做粗口手勢啦。」小倩講。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mh1e8TptD
我及咗吓頭回應小倩，之後就向「南龍」先生問︰—670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLapYcx5pz
「咁我要冥想D咩啊？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjoWM3iYsd
「Eee…就試吓諗吓你認為可以打贏「佛地魔」嘅神明啦。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPPggQGyrw
我「哦」咗一聲，之後就開始冥想…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmh3aidR9V
但係「二郎神」對「城武魔」大戰真係太精彩…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmEe8IVyIA
同埋太嘈喇，我點靜靜地冥想啫，所以我又開咗眼睇戲…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNYleZAx6K
我見到阿輝嘅身影越嚟越似一個人…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9AWB6mEp6
「直刺式！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqbIy7MYAM
「橫削式！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05J5Upm6KF
「斜斬式！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbm9PujsJL
「旋風式！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9A6nroTzK
「順劈式！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAh66GlytG5
「拖劍式！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznkClSSGqV
「推刃式！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01mVnliMBs
我諗大家都知係似邊個啦，聽到呢一連七式劍式，我眼淚就流咗出嚟…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfeAIzeElhN
真係好想大嗌一聲「光管陳」啊！670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVuP9WfN2w
「鋼鐵神拳！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDuZ3lz98L
「巨樹神拳！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9oG5H6Keh
「海量神拳！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaj15ZTFtR9
「赤煉神拳！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpISVSlwU6n
「大地神拳！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIK6n0EOlL
「通臂神拳！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzb8NC1ntOj
「兩儀神拳！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABtK9LtABM
你老味丫，連「佛地魔」都玩呢味嘢，玩紀念特輯咩？！670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLPlPmR1IR
我嬲嬲地就唯有︰—670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfg18yVJxlU
「俾返兩個老師我啊！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1tlVecIfX
我用「九陽草薙」一吓斬出巨型光波飛向「城武魔」，點知…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNp61YDyk5S
啱啱撞正剛剛…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDF66BYb8J
「鳳移換影！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BX1rgNCiY
做乜鬼嘢要換位啊？「二郎神」同「城武魔」突然調轉咗個位…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEwklC8Ith
攪到我個光波「爬」一聲打中咗「二郎神」背脊…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBv9VJLcLu3
呢鑊杰喇！670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RIbzI8B24
之後「城武魔」立刻抓緊形勢…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufVb7d0tC1
「奧義流鬼影破滅斬！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lQhHkOkcO
「嘭」一聲成個「二郎神」飛開…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhALKpa2dE8
「城武魔」唔俾佢有返身嘅餘地，立即就再嚟一招…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORo189orm8
「血鬼頭真義﹒邪咬！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcLxkrSXnM
佢隻手突然變成巨型蟒蛇，一吓咬向「二郎神」…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNR3QD8UWf
「二郎神」想用氣牆光盾硬頂，可惜都係頂唔住，俾佢一吓打飛，仲…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcv8emIgbV
跌咗落PAKKA啱啱佈置好嘅河流裡面…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3RBgfBN7n
「哈哈哈哈，連神都唔夠我打喇，哈哈哈哈！」「城武魔」大嗌。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnOqeYKoDr
「點算啊？」我問。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oMa1HAyz2
「最衰係你條友個光波啊！」阿狗鬧我。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF38GnVoicN
「唔關佢事，其實原本已經出現問題，因為神上人體，時間一耐就有排斥，相反，妖人配合妖刀，時間越耐力量越大，阿明個光波其實根本傷唔到「二郎神」，事實係幾百個回合之後，「二郎神」力量已經剩返一兩成，根本已經唔夠佛地魔打。」「南龍」先生咁講。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOu3WENOrX
「咁仲有咩方法啊？」小倩問。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWbYO7ChZA
「船到橋頭自然直，唔好問我點解直。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQ1fk59C5u
「輝輝！輝輝好似唔識游水嫁，我要落去救佢！」阿欣傻嗌。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QPDAV2jPi
阿欣一衝埋去，突然河流閃出金光，慢慢又有團白光升上嚟…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHoiiiVTYyh
「河仙？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt03uzPWQLI
我望真D…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfAPtrlHfg
「PAKKA？」我大聲提出我疑問。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCj4Oy7rFNB
「唔係，而家我個角色轉咗，我係河仙姑！」佢咁回應。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkj6tDN5J2
「你做河仙已經醜樣，仲要加個「姑」字喺後面做乜嘢啊你？」我再講。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3lf6UDt04
「唔理你住，我講返我D對白先，請問邊位掟咗呢個人落嚟嫁？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3sX6ipmX6
「好話喇，係我！」「城武魔」懶醒咁講。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS71N5YAkVD
「哦，咁你掟落嚟嘅係金色呢個，銀色呢個，定係肉色呢個呢？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPGTWr6qXA
「肉色嗰個。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZdQrwR0Wq
「好，見你咁誠實，三個都俾晒你！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaR9ND3RfRT
「咩話？我吊！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeTbTbh0Gy
嗱，粗口係「城武魔」講嫁，唔關我事。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbTGZdpwt7
之後，「銀色」同「肉色」嘅「二郎神」就企喺岸邊猜枚…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdjMEUkin7
而「金身二郎神」立即衝向「城武魔」…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1W2oFdbkPH
「鳳凰擺駕！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEEjNBd3yD
「鳳凰來儀！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzFxJd8RPi
「鳳凰于飛！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCSqM9aBwk
「鳳泊鸞飄！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulQ2DU5Sza
「鳳舞龍飛！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPDCOFifbg
「鳳舞九天！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfo6JCqKLjh
「鳳毛麟角！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogCHjKzMyY
「鳳翼飛翔！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpK0v1GbGk
「鳳，凰，火，炎！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomImKFQ9Ee
「金身二郎神」一連九式打到「城武魔」趴晒街…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImKQQVCpHq
呢次仲殺你個「城武魔」唔死！？670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4x7fMxKkgU
但係，突然，「城武魔」佢竟然使出呢招…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4yNOSADSe
佢個身上面，閃出「大袋」嘅身影，咩事呢？670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqYpHFNTcN
「二郎神」始終係阿輝軀體，所以一時間阿輝唔忍心一劍拮死「大袋」…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7q1wLbICX
而喺呢個時間仲…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqjCTlhDDl
仲有兩條光線突然射向「城武魔」，又發生咩事呢？670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HvtChHIzb
大家另轉頭一望，見到…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdn63TVDfvh
「叮噹？」(即係多啦A夢)670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEa67NMNiED
我見到欣家姐手上有兩支電筒…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVpOKziySy
如果我冇估錯，一支係「復元光線」，而另一支就係「放大燈」…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMrlwXfrDG
而家「城武魔」肥咗又靚咗，唔係呀？仲要打？670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCyhwqoepr
(待續)670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgayc7SvUZP
下集預告︰670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIk6MWA2lJ
冇用嫁，你試走去窗口望吓，睇吓睇唔睇到…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt34dUfZIF9
註解︰670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRWkjqck2w
(1) 搓圓撳扁 — 就好似當對手係麵粉咁，意思係壓倒性咁欺負人哋。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkMPDL2HcW
(2) 二啷神 — 個「啷」字係刻意用嚟反映阿明當時唔滿意二郎神嘅表現嘅。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZlheBdRQF
(3) 脫苦海 — 都係止痛用嘅膏藥。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93DqnS8mL6
(4) 黐孖根 — 感覺好似比「黐線」更強烈。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02rzC6C4CM
(5) 啱啱撞正剛剛 — D老人家好鍾意咁講，即係「咁啱得咁橋」。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDgv0KZPFh
(6) 呢鑊杰喇 — 杰，即係好似唔夠水嘅粥咁，或者成PAT痰咁，總知就煩啦。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdv0XfLhRzu
(7) 船到橋頭自然直 — 上網搵，解「任何事情都是有轉機的」。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QewFF4NcX
(8) 猜枚 — 猜拳。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqCn69UwHN
