第127集 ~ 輝︰神VS神。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjKAYrtJTw
相信大家都知道「二郎神」已經上咗我身啦，所以我而家就…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0c6ibbTUOe
可以用第三身去講呢集喇！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHFMQ1lkOC
我嘅上一集…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwZkmBLyqw
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLeEHqQ9iJ
「南龍」先生講完呢句之後，就想盡辦法幫請「二郎神」上我身…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrS04esu2I
最後仲用埋打電話CALL馬呢招…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxBJvisAKs
點知「二郎神」咁回應︰—763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPe3aK5HX3
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyauQ5HQHi6
用我身體去打冇所謂，但係要等十分鐘，我當時真係驚「大袋魔」佢唔等。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGDGbZYtY7
我已經驚緊喇，點鬼知「司徒不正」仲要避開咗「肥龍大師」個「黑龍波」…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZjiplrIJl
個「黑龍波」仲要中正「大袋魔」不突止…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWoczNw7xP
隻死人龜仲要笑「大袋魔」佢露出個「咕咕」，仲笑到咔咔聲…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzyBEIxTdN
咁樣俾人笑法，唔嬲就假喇！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwmSS5RYu1
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTTLrbqYjV
點知喺呢一刻，我身體突然不由自主，仲喺耳邊聽到…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08CvjpWjmx
「細路，我沖完涼喇，借你身體一用！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQWEZoHXFn
之後我個身體就迅間飛到埋去「大袋魔」身邊，仲用左手捉住咗佢右手…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJI6qEcisO9
「咪住！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3imcc6vSP
仲唔知喺邊度傳嚟一隻「如來神掌」嘅音樂…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwf7flMnx3z
其實「二郎神」關「如來神掌」咩事啫，擺明就係播錯歌，但係…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLiZPt7g6G
「咩話？二郎神？」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrUcFwiNYv
嘩，「大袋魔」竟然認得出用緊我呢個身體嘅係「二郎神」！？763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNthsUxn1T
之後「大袋魔」想擺脫「二郎神」，所以就左手一吓伸向「二郎神」…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlNlZ6HMa8
點知「二郎神」冇閃不突止，仲兜巴打埋去…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccPQEVCdsc
「啪」一聲，「佛地魔」飛開九丈遠…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoJaVaCpYV
即使佢再起返身衝向「二郎神」，結果只係變得更慘…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7iA4PQYRj
「二郎神」一拳，一劈，一射，直頭當「大袋魔」係波咁玩…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh86Wvukv6B
但係之後我見「二郎神」冇再出手，淨係企咗喺度睇住「大袋魔」嘅方向…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cDYoqHMCd
所以我咁問︰「二郎神先生，點解唔乘勝追擊啊？」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVki94wkN0i
「唔知係咪頭先射嗰腳太用力，整親條「大陣」，仲有少少抽筋添，等我抖吓先。」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kQXCZB1uT
我無奈到唔想講嘢…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAC29vYUPWr
我哋就係咁等，等到「大袋魔」起返身…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡat1WZ4ySik
「竟然出到二郎神嚟對付我？」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3DhBlqikR
「咩啊？唔順超，可以再嚟挑我機丫，打我丫，笨！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GXZLuTHtr
我望住「二郎神」嘅右手仲係撐住條腰，我就知佢係拋浪頭…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAUFoiPIAa
喺呢個時候，「大袋魔」仲要發脾四，我真係驚「二郎神」奶嘢，點知…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0FUoi2Qay
「…歌聲魅影！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYOVmOMjXD
「二郎神」就叫「居居」用把口吠出「將軍令」嚟應對…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5ldfeuz7Q
好在唔使佢出手咋。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMKKOdb9Fh
「…動感十字死光！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86N7KZaTm6
「…AB眼嚟抵擋你…C眼嚟爆射你啦！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpapQlGXGX
又唔使出手，真係夠著數噃！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0qBGpcnr7
「你兩條友玩夠未啊？唔好咁重口味得唔得啊？」欣欣發脾氣，我都驚驚啊。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8H9gnP7hz
「Sorry囉，玩吓啫。」我都驚到跟埋口講。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QWlO4bGrS
「咁正常對決啦…」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDQckLC1Ue
…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfoB8s2sJe
「二郎神」兩句唔埋，可能見自己條腰冇咁痛就一吓飛埋去「大袋魔」度…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUe1jMv9vr
仲一拳將佢打落地下，再一腳踩住佢個頭，手執住劍就隊住「大袋魔」…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUs6TbXDKxL
但係我睇得出「二郎神」其實條腰仲痛緊…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUH6BIrY3wK
佢只係想用「大袋魔」嚟平衡一吓啫…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXt3FVKQ6k
「大袋魔」之後另側少少頭就講︰—763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQc2zh3j9Jk
「…我元氣整頓好，用上妖刀，你肯定後悔！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScAAmL8X7A
「…我真係好想睇吓你有幾勁添！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNGq2swgN7
「唔好犯同樣錯誤啊！唔好俾機會「佛地魔」啊！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIHQTfN8vO
「南龍」先生雖然咁嗌，但係「二郎神」只係揚揚手回應佢就算…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUZB8dNRPj
至於「大袋魔」就慢慢爬返起身，再慢慢坐低回氣…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97jls6BC3I
…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohm4NvxTyf
「哈哈哈哈，你真好人，好啦，可以一戰喇！「妖刀村正」歸位！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHsnwIG94o
「大袋魔」講完之後，一舊白雲遮蓋咗佢…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfeugIJy2Mw
「司徒不正」就化成一道紫光飛入白雲之中…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4z4cjIFCGr
幾秒過後，白雲散去…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3RzI7MLYw
「大袋魔」竟然變成咗「混血亞洲男神 — 金城武」。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPz5uh0emX
「哈哈哈哈，我佛地魔嘅真身回歸喇，二郎神！？我呸！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ENmg8tc86
「嘩，咩你咁老嘢腔，個「呸」字，我阿爺都唔用啦！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdim2uahY0c
「你理我丫！我而家就斬死你呢個二郎神！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TrJphhGDx
「哈哈，喂，又試吓丫喂，我都想知我可以點死？」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAx7M704Nwv
嘢都未講完，「城武魔」迅間轉移到「二郎神」身邊，仲一個滕撞…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJwKTMeLNU
將「二郎神」撞開…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS714QDJhFM
「哎吔！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02mP4ehCll
原來我個肉身俾人打，我都仲係會痛嫁！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmoPkEigTS
但係點解條腰唔痛嘅呢？763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOEjl1FEX4
「城武魔」一刀橫斬過嚟，「二郎神」揮動「鳳凰火炎」將佢格擋…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZM4rRr5lFW
我就襯呢個時候…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomelk50S21
「二郎神大人，點解你腰痛我唔痛，但係頭先俾隻「佛地魔」打就痛嘅？」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8rW1aXTXD
「我上到你身係因為你同我身軀配合到，但係無奈我同你始終會有D差別，而而家因為我嘅唔小心，整傷條腰，造成我個神明體同你嘅人體差別大咗，所以力量配合都會差咗，肯定就用唔返我十成力量嫁喇，我諗而家最多得返三成力量！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1Wp2lcV7i
「咁點算啊？」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRFFPCRH42
「希望我三成力夠佢打啦！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIMPtzLMUR
「接招！」「城武魔」再次窮追猛打！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52zQ3b8QqB
佢一個「十字追魂斬」將紫光十字光波斬過嚟…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnJaFDUamB
而「二郎神」就用一招「火光城璧」格擋…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpf8dW5vEg
但係「城武魔」並冇停手，立即又嚟招「靈魂百烈斬」連斬數百刀…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsMsUPL3Xv
雖然「二郎神」一個退步，又使出一招「鳳舞炎龍」製造咗一圈圈防衛…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAThbwKrzI
但係「城武魔」精力明顯更旺盛，數百刀之後，接住又嚟招…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQjQftYIH0
「邪影勾魂斬！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Jw9XUAikP
一道開山刀光猛力劈向「二郎神」嘅「鳳舞炎龍」…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrhk8BdxpU
就連「二郎神」嘅防衛都俾佢打破咗…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAY2oSpgezH
「城武魔」見有所突破，立即就迅雷式飛向「二郎神」再嚟招…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHYuOKjHKY
「陰魂歸天！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9v3FcKXQA
向上一斬…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUjte5ViNb
「二郎神」唯有強行用「鳳凰火炎」打橫一擋，可惜…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznlsXku04V
「城武魔」呢一吓力量太大喇，「二郎神」連人帶劍被斬到彈飛數丈，仲要…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxWh3Zqwg0
「咩原來「二郎神」係得咁多料嫁咋？」俾「城武魔」串。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5fRh3FRPa
「「十二路勾魂斬」只係我當年成名嘅招式，已經可以打成你咁喇，你頭先D霸氣去咗邊啊？」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbJ0xvWdvc
「你條廢物，唔係「二郎神」佢整親條腰，你一早死咗喇！」我唔小心爆咗出嚟。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiwk6MmLAZ
「二郎神」亦都立即顯得無奈…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV44oMY0oyK
「乜原來係咁呀？多謝你講我知噃，咁我就追住你條腰嚟斬啦！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59GP47Jy6N
死喇，我累事添！點算呢？763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8WedLxtlD
「腰痛咋嘛，用佢啦！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbiym69f0n
「肥龍大師」突然喺自己後欄掟咗一大塊白色嘅嘢出嚟！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLPVoLb2PV
「二郎神」一手揸住咗，就問︰—763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUq060fkVq
「咩嚟嫁？FAX呀？」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBsEjN7u9M
「全日本銷量第一，藥性滲透力強，有效舒緩肌肉勞損及工作引致的各種痛症和炎症，迅速恢復最佳狀態嘅，殺，龍，巴，斯！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf62Ax1fZrS
「咩話？就係嗰條呻吟到天庭都聽到嘅日本佬用嘅…又係最出名IQ題嘅答案嗰隻「殺龍巴斯」！？」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfdAWqhNC5
「冇錯！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzf9SnZxvQU
之後「二郎神」一吓就將塊嘢撻喺條腰度，再…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Q9grKnatn
「阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKIx0mwDcT
聲音爽到衝上雲霄…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1w2I1MrudI
再之後，「二郎神」就飛埋去「城武魔」一連幾千吓格劍…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPebGAlY4m
刀光劍影之快…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwM18IuuHs
令到我呢個跟隨住「二郎神」身軀嘅靈魂變到好似睇緊雪花一樣…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVYX8bm15q
「匙哩沙喇」咁，雖之言，「城武魔」並冇輸上數招…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvJV2s64m2
但係「二郎神」總算回覆一定水平，可以一鬥…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCtIVWS3gT
之後，「城武魔」一連使出「十二路勾魂斬」…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3hJk94Ugx
而「二郎神」亦使出佢哋「楊家槍法」…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSI3tYik4j
佢哋一直「PINK拎攀冷」咁，現場都冇人夠膽去插手…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEnL7Ck37c
佢哋就係咁一直打一直打…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfQr3WDZtY
打咗幾百個合。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99CjBypoN7
之後突然…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeW56U3clZO
我聽到地下「匙匙~」聲。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3SlkOmELL
再有一個禿頭生物彈咗出嚟…763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2ttEifKAo
「係PAKKA啊！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJilpMElJp
河童？佢嚟做咩啊？763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOR66agfJ1t
「我收到料，有人叫我嚟呢度，我都唔知咩事嫁。」河童咁講。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstxx9MBdrP
(待續)763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uxzmVAP5W
下集預告︰763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuohhUxzJI
河仙？763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxScbCAW0po
註解︰763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxy3k0evJjd
(1) 大陣 — 尾龍骨或者腰骨，踢波D人好鍾意咁形容條腰骨。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LNsKMBt2j
(2) 發脾四 — 同發脾氣。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgh25EF8HaG
(3) 奶嘢 — 唔要第一第四同第五聲，用第二聲讀個奶字，意思係中伏。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfsZp3cBGh
(4) 老嘢腔 — 老人家專用說話技巧。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwi3GbCpL3
(5) FAX — 本來想用中文，不過諗唔到個FAT字中文點寫。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvTK1xrOdn
(6) 殺龍巴斯 — 本來個名同呢個有D分別，不過個音一樣。上面講到咩日本佬用到好爽嘅廣告，可以上網搵吓﹔IQ題就同巴斯光年有關，大約係咁問嘅︰「巴斯光年殺死左侏羅紀條恐龍會變咗做咩？」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGR6aWAG8b
(7) 匙哩沙喇﹑PINK拎攀冷 — 聲音嚟，好似咁多年嚟D人都係咁形容D聲。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZ8N4p0H1e
(8) 楊家槍法 — 二郎神本來個名叫楊戩，所以我老屈佢個槍法叫楊家槍法。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIi0tEy4zS
