第125集 ~ 明︰妖！做乜又有隻彊屍王要打嫁？688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgA6FbL13oW
咦，「洋腸」呢？做乜今集唔幫我講啊？688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYSpsClYcl
吓，「洋腸」你…竟然同「彩雲」佢…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2fh9UEONS
光天化日做呢D嘢？而家大家危在旦夕噃…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRZ9Me1Zly
係咪應該遲D先做啊？688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPY6CzSDRNb
(揼骨喳嘛，乜你講到好似咩咁嫁。你自己講住先啦，「洋腸」要幫我啊。)688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHRRhBynzX
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唉，佢哋呢對痴男怨女，我都係唔理佢哋喇，求人不如求己…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhZRbP3Wws
我自己講返好過…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREprXBYvy0
「東歪」殺死咗「鬼王」之後…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9klvEVdvbo
「佛地魔」就重生喇，仲要用「大袋」個身嚟重生…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrokC1tt9D5
所以而家大家都叫佢「大袋魔」。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbS01vFQTAp
我哋唔能夠用妖魔鬼怪嘅層次去睇佢，因為…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4FHxfXlrG
佢根本就已經係一隻「半神」…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZpZRKfD3g
嗰度氣牆，完全掩蓋晒我哋嘅力量…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0pAILFL24
最明顯嘅解釋就係我哋明明聽到佢講，香港俾佢毀滅咗…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDW63TGe49
比著係正常情況，應該係會好嬲，但係一來我哋唔知係咪真…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9E9uVLWuS
二來，「大袋魔」嘅力量大到呢，我哋都明顯感受到…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXrlgQSJCZ
我哋其實只能夠肉隨砧板上，苟延殘喘咁。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqhzvEtkgH
你諗吓，佢勁到可以指吓人就已經令人瀨尿，你話佢幾勁呢？688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsBtmKGbim
所以而家我哋唯有用佢俾嘅時間去諗其他方法…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnTraieMX9
而而家，唯一有機會贏嘅方法就係請神上身幫拖…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrEBpjudf9
「咁請邊個啊？」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsp4U9Wowz
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！你哋頂住先，我試吓召喚「二郎神」。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsypCKZZfA
「哦。但係…我哋可以點頂啊？」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6yD7MiA8l
「哈哈哈哈，頂我？算啦，見你哋有D誠意挑戰我，你哋就唔使打我住啦，打咗我最後兩隻手下先…」「大袋魔」咁講。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BgBqQIQT1
「仲有兩隻？」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpf1xzpZ2Q
「妖刀村正係一隻，另外一隻…出嚟啦，陳年彊屍王…」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKpmWzr79Q
「個名會唔會有D核突？」我問。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuen0lqwhJ
「唔係核突，係好似食物。」阿輝講。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYuz5THklS
喺呢個時候，又係地下，又喺地下度慢慢升咗副棺材出嚟…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQQbRPTTMT
棺材蓋彈開，走咗條…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6TGKdS6Cb
「當年五絕大戰嗰隻彊屍王啊！」「南龍」先生咁講。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIf1DLWugi
「你專心D召喚二郎神先啦。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0D8834Czg4
「係，咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦…」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYeYB9KPOm
佢有佢召喚，而我哋就…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrVL4B22Hv
「保護好「南龍」先生同阿輝，呢兩隻嘢就等我哋攪掂啦！」我講。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1QVTH9Hzj
「師兄你執迷不悟，就等我嚟對付你啦，明仔，彊屍王就交俾你喇。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9jMntpixX
「嘩，你都幾識揀噃。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgs0nqOg8Uv
「咁你係咪想一個打兩個啊？」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1Fp3oNIIj
「唉，算喇，嚟啦，彊屍王！」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTONp4VF7S
我講完呢句之後，我發現「彊屍王」係啞嘅，所以…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXJNFRBJ1v
唯有講返兩句「東東大戰」嗰邊先啦，即係東歪VS東虫…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg75Vdb1twP
「師兄，既然你執迷不悟，咁你唔好怪我對你唔客氣喇，靈力我已經用得七七八八，唯有借助師祖之力，雷神震子，求你借我力量去驅除妖魔。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpBlyWUqEP
佢一講完，一條閃電劈落佢度，我幾驚佢係講錯嘢，俾電劈死埋啊。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdDKojTQw1
好在，佢冇事，雙眼仲變得炯炯有神咁…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfVZsMpT28
「雷電交加！」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbxBZHr1Gg
「大師」一借到神力，立即就一個電球掟埋去「司徒不正」度…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYZ2DqXwHx
「風牆！」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLRjDiEQLC
司徒不正亦製造咗一道牆出嚟擋咗大師嘅電球…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9pPBIKJ9A
「雨電風雷四式係星老嘢教我哋嘅，你識電同雷，咁我就用雨同風嚟同你打啦！」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GClPnhNuD
「漫天飛雨刀！」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLV5ucfbCA
呢招令到刀如雨下，好多刀光劍影向大師飛去…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQ1THJpSAU
「電光霹靂！」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpb3jC0hHr
呢招有震盪嘅力量，阻擋咗刀雨嘅來勢…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUlMHmNwXu
「疾風快刀！」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3UFm8EVPk
「司徒不正」突然迅間衝向「大師」，再連環快刀…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVjS7gOU1M
「大師」只可以閃避，好在佢件衫比較鬆身，造成一D虛位…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGsRfOpZ6r
「司徒不正」亦只係斬爛晒大師件衫…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMN2sEsn8X9
「大師冇武器啊，快D幫佢啦！」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuk6lmrH36F
「接武器！」係阿張啊！佢將「南龍」先生嘅「青龍劍」掟咗俾大師…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfvnIE1q3i
點知…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0bFQlNmLf
「擘」一聲就俾「司徒不正」斬爛咗…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRwU1T2bfd
「P你個K丫，青龍劍都爛埋添…」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXvgmvGlLy
「唔好咁大聲啊，南龍先生仲咦咦哦哦緊，佢未知嫁。」我咁講。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFd5lgtBRa
「我自己有武器，雷神釘鎚，我震！」「大師」講。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjSIKEHk4D
「大師」唔知喺邊度嚟咗雙件神器，一釘一鎚…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjACciLFR65
一敲，雷電就飛向「司徒不正」…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuaoAzr1dp
睇嚟佢哋都要大戰三百個回合喇。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0i962DK9Z
「呀小朋友，你可唔可以俾D面理吓我呢？」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GjT4iRxGc
一把第一次聽到嘅聲音，原來係「彊屍王」出聲…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUoMTJMZGJ
「唔好意思，我仲以為你係啞嫁添。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfg4EJWquZH
「唔緊要，咁我哋可以開打未丫？」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxitCIVGkN
我吊，我用心望一望佢個口，佢個口冇郁不特止，仲要有曱甴走出嚟嫁…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXuDELkUZH
我驚起嚟咪一吓抆出「九陽草薙」囉，點知…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nvs7OHuxN
「嚓」一聲，「彊屍王」就俾我斬開咗兩邊…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KBI7vDnzJ
我以為佢會好似「鬼王」咁重生啦，點知佢就咁訓咗喺地冇再郁過。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqva2qQeOF
唔知係咪我D無情力太勁呢？我真係斬死咗佢…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbaTascZzi
「喂，有冇人解釋吓我聽，點解隻「彊屍王」咁豆腐嫁？佢真係死咗噃。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAws4MB00C
「國產貨係咁嫁喇，將就吓啦。」「細寶」講。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gwqnE0Ijr
「有冇保養啊？」「大寶」講。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYax8vJZr3A
「有冇買保險啊？」瀨咗尿嘅「細鬼」講。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PPxdfjSB1
「保險唔保啦。」阿倫講。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0I91myIRuW
「又話當年五絕好辛苦先打贏佢嘅？」我再問。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzu3gYGW6B5
「呢隻擺明係膺品啦，「彊屍王」點會識講嘢嫁啫。」「洋腸」都出晒口。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUk3LSeOzn3
「喂，佛地魔，你造假嘢呃消費者呀？」我問。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17clcalWTD
「我鬼知咩，我都係買返嚟嫁喳嘛，我都係受害者啊！」「大袋魔」竟然回應。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhPRbytW8k
「咁下次買嘢小心D喇，知唔知啊？」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLHcljbDnB
「哦！」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uz8FGyCAA
咦，睇嚟大家嘅「廢話戰術」又拖延咗一D時間喇喎…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWozhrPP6Mg
仲攪到佢好似唔記得咗我殺咗佢愛將添。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2FqqLR5VE
「咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦,…」「南龍」先生繼續召喚「二郎神」。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdm76YuL2KJ
(嘟嘟 ~)688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAu0nnEl5O
咦，南龍先生個「哀風」好似收到訊息噃…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8F1EuB22FS
咩話？…「二郎神手提電話號碼，46709394。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1Pdkgq7N8
「喂，先生，你個「哀風」叫你唔好咦咦哦哦喇，打俾二郎神啦。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhC3jCIiiIS
「吓，咩話，乜而家上面都咁先進喇？」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYMmJVP5G7
「南龍」先生攞起「哀風」，即係就打，點知…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGwgodxg0v
(嘟，嘟，嘟，嘟…)(電話唔通嘅聲音)688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHUfCwTZV9
「唔通嘅？你個「哀風」係咪廢嫁？」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wA3PgW7T2
「哀風廢就梗嫁啦，由「哀風生」出到而家叫做「哀風食屎」你就知啦，但係電話應該冇錯嫁喎。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡji0YjVcVrb
「我知喇，你部電話有冇漫遊啊？呢度係日本，應該最少要打+86或者+852啊。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5U87OQY3I
「係噃，試吓先。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTEkOsoOHX
(嘟嘟 ~)688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbxJ1haWch
「喂，邊位搵二郎神大人？」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEpswyKGnN
「啱咗喇！但係…CALL台呀？我哋想搵「二郎神」幫手斬妖除魔啊。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSkGdG38nZ
「有冇預約？」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDg8ajICWCM
「冇啊，但係…我哋好趕嫁，可以點樣搵到佢呢請問？」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHZRcp35Sq
「唔知，佢冇交低，點解你要搵佢啊？其他神唔得咩？」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbzChLE22T
「咁我哋嘅人有慧眼，有隻狗，又有把三尖兩刃刀，好似搵佢最適合丫嘛。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAhLW19lJo
「車，用張飛啦。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LtlpvHJ62
「張飛？」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qUroI0DpM
「對眼生成白鴿眼，帶隻喪家犬，加把三尖兩刃槍…」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohKXvE9eCj
「我哋係刀，唔係槍噃。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfZqcJ1qFm
「唔早D講？唉，二郎神大人返嚟喇。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8hBMX6F4z
「唔該晒啊，CALL台大哥。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRc3p4riTnq
「CALL咩台大哥啫？我係哮天犬啊。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLNuOQYG9l
「搵我咩事？」似係「二郎神」把聲啊！688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdxuQWLGQo
(…)(二郎神把聲究竟係點嘅呢？)688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nvJbuBF2p
「麻煩大人上我朋友身去對付邪魔丫。」「南龍」先生回應。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNPHSdL7ZW
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcOhyO17vS
「搵食啫，搵食啫，咁等你嚟喇，唔該晒。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquGjAnQLXr
「南龍」先生收咗線就同「大袋魔」講。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHgMY1dSKf
「佛地魔，二郎神話同你打呀，不過要等佢十分鐘。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKWwQOwBsm
「大袋魔」及咗吓頭，好似應承咁，而我就望向「東東大戰」嗰邊…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fPsyNEGCv
「肥龍大師，仲頂唔頂得住啊？」我問。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZAFcVW4zz
「雷神﹒絕殺﹒黑龍波！」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXgUsN8kBr
「司徒不正」避開咗，但係…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaA0w4kNwCt
「黑龍波」就繼續直飛埋去「大袋魔」度…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7qszCUkjF
「嘭」一聲，灰塵飛起，大家都合拾希望呢一吓誤打誤撞打死咗佢，好可惜…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVfwDJ5vA5
「你老味丫，整爛晒我D衫褲，而家連條J同個啷啷都露埋出嚟。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrZ7uULUoC
「哇丫！」D女仔咁叫。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotEQOMuBhR
「哇吓。」D男仔咁叫。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxks208TY8
「唔怪得之佢叫「大袋」啦，真係聞名不如見面。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6aCol6WyK
但係而家「大袋魔」好似想發脾氣殺人咁款…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWznU977iKk
佢一個閃身就飛咗埋去笑得最大聲嘅「洋腸」度，仲想…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FNS5V1hMj
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRq8wJzrmNX
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