x
No Plagiarism!Xz1TMKL58yoUGIwQI9J9posted on PENANA 2月28日,8964 copyright protection83PENANAgTc3ImoZMk 維尼
今天也是很早發呢!熊熊冒險和心得文稍晚會做更新。8964 copyright protection83PENANA7f6P80p1BU 維尼
篇名就是破夢旋風腿~8964 copyright protection83PENANALIUsWAqZ1R 維尼
還有,馭夢。(大概是有史以來心得文,最短的名稱!)8964 copyright protection83PENANAkvwbSYDUEJ 維尼
你說睡一個覺就有這種玩意可以跳出來?8964 copyright protection83PENANAlrLaztMdSx 維尼
你只需要三年...喔,是四年了。8964 copyright protection83PENANA5OOaVQ0Ccl 維尼
四年每天不間斷找東西寫就可以了,生活中本來就有許多玩意可以寫。8964 copyright protection83PENANA24UBsJORma 維尼
這都是練習能達到的~8964 copyright protection83PENANAiYBOCuHO7u 維尼
平均起來,你大概一周寫個一萬字,就可以到這種程度了。8964 copyright protection83PENANATFaiC4yoAU 維尼
也正是因為經歷寫一堆字、砍一堆字,這種精簡過程。8964 copyright protection83PENANA8i0ZaC4MVI 維尼
所以看某些人小說,我會覺得,恩...贅字太多、太拖戲。8964 copyright protection83PENANA9bO8c5MkJ5 維尼
好了,不廢話!8964 copyright protection83PENANAM26psl2MrN 維尼
「他圈的,你們這群白領老是瞧不起我和藍領。」8964 copyright protection83PENANABC5sYbiIPH 維尼
「但沒辦法,誰叫你們就是低俗。」87Please respect copyright.PENANAV6HJgDAgo9
8964 copyright protection83PENANAu4eQzpo0JE 維尼
「你們這態度有高雅到哪裡去了?」87Please respect copyright.PENANAbPkchNrOaX
8964 copyright protection83PENANAQ5x9aFt82w 維尼
「我們懂得多、可以替公司省錢。」87Please respect copyright.PENANACcBmFvrJx2
8964 copyright protection83PENANA2kpdk10WZc 維尼
「誰幫你們幹的啊!?」87Please respect copyright.PENANAbf3PH16ZAt
8964 copyright protection83PENANAPmjNTTJXLg 維尼
菜根,正在跟走在路上的白領激烈唇槍舌戰。8964 copyright protection83PENANABOFteOLQmE 維尼
然後,一抬頭看到有個老伯,那光頭的閃亮程度~8964 copyright protection83PENANAIuB9vQaegw 維尼
即使隔了好幾個人遠,也能看到閃閃發光!8964 copyright protection83PENANAEFvYVSACPj 維尼
「這三小...」,菜根看到老頭狂奔,踏踏踏踏!87Please respect copyright.PENANAIDj2O4uoYx
8964 copyright protection83PENANA5rBOswQOp0 維尼
朝著他面前四個異國女郎,豕突狂衝!87Please respect copyright.PENANAkTbcTYVqtB
8964 copyright protection83PENANAlz4JrKS4LI 維尼
「你們動不動就說髒話。」87Please respect copyright.PENANAFYNGUUsu48
8964 copyright protection83PENANAFXBta6gkhg 維尼
「你就不要給我有內心OS!」,老頭繼續狂奔!87Please respect copyright.PENANA95bkeHFHdF
8964 copyright protection83PENANA2EmCGrOilc 維尼
但很奇怪的,那四個女郎,一邊轉圈圈、一邊前進!8964 copyright protection83PENANAoz6OHP0f6C 維尼
但老頭簡直是原地快跑那樣,始終追不上慢慢跳圈圈舞的女人!8964 copyright protection83PENANA045mdVBQZB 維尼
然後,命定的瞬間來臨了!8964 copyright protection83PENANAkewL9N28RP 維尼
菜根視線中的老頭,停了下來,菜根看到他的背影。8964 copyright protection83PENANAQKKE9QJkZZ 維尼
然後手?看不到~8964 copyright protection83PENANATbRtqvtEne 維尼
簡直像是看AI製圖被切手手一樣的畫面!8964 copyright protection83PENANA8YguWMDm2n 維尼
然後他轉身,雙手上舉!擦擦的!!8964 copyright protection83PENANAaQlqTRuZrV 維尼
「是雙持菜刀!」,白領同事,說到重點了!87Please respect copyright.PENANA6VwopvuU0C
8964 copyright protection83PENANAcAPQmZbmHl 維尼
雙持菜刀!!天啊,多勁爆的畫面!8964 copyright protection83PENANAUw0nohILWT 維尼
這老頭雙眼赤紅,像吃了圈圈藥一樣!8964 copyright protection83PENANAkIMpT7wQlG 維尼
他胸口劇烈起伏,「呼!呼!!」,發出喘息朝我們走了過來!8964 copyright protection83PENANAgWNajycBn3 維尼
而且!他不只是雙持菜刀!8964 copyright protection83PENANANOC2Toa8Se 維尼
他雙持的是!!左手剁刀!右手主廚刀!!!8964 copyright protection83PENANA2bmb6pkq89 維尼
究竟這種內心吐槽,是怎麼發生的?我也不知道!!8964 copyright protection83PENANA98ocmOJZnB 維尼
因為在步步逼近的雙持老頭、優雅離去的異國女郎,一切......8964 copyright protection83PENANAkUJwStxpET 維尼
都不重要!8964 copyright protection83PENANAUJCuH34WiH 維尼
「他來了!」,廢話!你這出張嘴的死廢物!跟我上司一個樣!87Please respect copyright.PENANArki2Ld6N8U
8964 copyright protection83PENANAajwFJdqHD5 維尼
菜根,抓了抓身邊,奇怪?怎麼沒有武器!?8964 copyright protection83PENANAmTgRhIVlu2 維尼
連唯一可以當作隨身戰鬥的捅人利器,鑰匙!!!都不在手邊!8964 copyright protection83PENANA5ulRsSyF1t 維尼
「他圈的!」,老頭在這個時間點奔跑起來!!87Please respect copyright.PENANA0rr7bWSwYI
8964 copyright protection83PENANAFt7Qs9LoGn 維尼
目標,眼神直勾勾的看著我!8964 copyright protection83PENANAfNUEhOxmFf 維尼
難道?他就是我的斬魄刀嗎!?雙持菜刀老頭!?8964 copyright protection83PENANAwhGCUkqhuV 維尼
真名叫做雙刀佬嗎!?這LOW報的名字!真是讓我他圈的受不了!8964 copyright protection83PENANAxlQv4DFMb2 維尼
菜根!不管在旁鬼吼鬼叫的死白領!8964 copyright protection83PENANAOQf6Dwia1O 維尼
面對手持武器的傢伙!怎能坐以待斃!?8964 copyright protection83PENANAmlzOGI351g 維尼
菜根衝到老頭面前!雙方只剩下三步!8964 copyright protection83PENANAqNm0GkIq5M 維尼
「啊!!!!」,老頭大叫!開始舞出菜刀舞!?87Please respect copyright.PENANAT5jkSX6y6P
8964 copyright protection83PENANAQCZsoQAx3L 維尼
而菜根!雙手護在胸前,滑壘!!!!8964 copyright protection83PENANAMC2r6wqUwQ 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAyG5REeHpk8
8964 copyright protection83PENANAYsRF8MVhUD 維尼
──黑屏。(你沒看錯,黑屏!做個夢也可以黑屏!黑個屁啊!)8964 copyright protection83PENANAUpum73qpGf 維尼
「然後呢!?我與老頭的尖峰對決呢!?」,我向黑暗大喊!87Please respect copyright.PENANAmRORIRoko3
8964 copyright protection83PENANAs9TucmJlbI 維尼
「他圈的!」,這時菜根都知道自己是在做夢了。87Please respect copyright.PENANAeTlYhxdecs
8964 copyright protection83PENANAI3gGfA9bDG 維尼
你對決到一半,黑屏!?所有感知都黑掉,連死前痛覺都沒有!?8964 copyright protection83PENANAwDnuj8fKNx 維尼
是白領同事暗算我?他沒種幹!8964 copyright protection83PENANAQazcJQP6NM 維尼
所以這不是夢,是什麼啦!8964 copyright protection83PENANA0d5LKkr9EB 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANA38OefIP7Vw
8964 copyright protection83PENANAdzG8Uu97PB 維尼
好的,G8夢顯然聽到菜根的吼叫,終於畫面恢復了!8964 copyright protection83PENANA4iuUXq1nOl 維尼
87Please respect copyright.PENANAWiw42BZnY5
8964 copyright protection83PENANAp2yPLc3dR8 維尼
啪、啪、啪!8964 copyright protection83PENANAlA07GaBfRr 維尼
是擊打的聲音?難道是因為我老是說三個百分比來當作圈圈的代名詞?8964 copyright protection83PENANApPzpYn4XWM 維尼
「老頭,你他圈瞧不起我?」87Please respect copyright.PENANAWqP1UsqBnI
8964 copyright protection83PENANAGumBapYaZ9 維尼
「沒、沒有!」87Please respect copyright.PENANAmeeEiBpEk9
8964 copyright protection83PENANAxtlxcze0Oe 維尼
喔,原來不是我腦海中的三個百分比。8964 copyright protection83PENANAyqh7doB987 維尼
而是菜根霸凌雙刀老頭的場面。8964 copyright protection83PENANAlHXYHUTl86 維尼
我正用手拍著坐在地板上的老頭,拍他老臉!8964 copyright protection83PENANAqmLW5aF2XZ 維尼
(我真是太傲慢了!雖然人家要殺我,但這也挺沒禮貌的?)8964 copyright protection83PENANAi3K35ARrSD 維尼
(當然,夢境是不會管我的吐槽,繼續撥放!)8964 copyright protection83PENANAYD3hyRsfQZ 維尼
「你憑著兩把菜刀,就想搞我?」87Please respect copyright.PENANAjtQEiW4U61
8964 copyright protection83PENANAR5YbKQaDWS 維尼
(雖然我想說,兩把菜刀就夠兇了,好不好?)8964 copyright protection83PENANACiZaE9gzoC 維尼
「那不是菜刀!」87Please respect copyright.PENANAyaoFsGyGTj
8964 copyright protection83PENANAtEKBiXtTN8 維尼
「你他圈再說一次!」87Please respect copyright.PENANAH342EjaYKI
8964 copyright protection83PENANAZPTWVmR93m 維尼
「那是剁刀和主廚刀!」,在意的是這個點喔?87Please respect copyright.PENANAuAidzO7QE0
8964 copyright protection83PENANArZzNg4VYtA 維尼
「給我搞清楚,無論是妖刀還是聖劍......」87Please respect copyright.PENANAqr3v9xofax
8964 copyright protection83PENANAJxmQXNzTaK 維尼
唰!!!!啊!!!!好冷!!!!8964 copyright protection83PENANAmJzn5R088u 維尼
菜根,退出了夢境= ="8964 copyright protection83PENANAdTlyN1h0Io 維尼
瞬間銜接上太太的旋風腿............8964 copyright protection83PENANA1oyTgZGORr 維尼
這裡就是熊熊冒險的故事了。8964 copyright protection83PENANAVunHPFLbJC 維尼
228佳節愉快啊~8964 copyright protection83PENANAnng4vFE2kd 維尼
18.188.80.46
ns18.188.80.46da2