第095集 ~ 輝︰得鬼咩你，「大咀」都領埋嘢添啊！657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hBpricwc3
俾個傻佬明早咗我一步出文添，今集補返先。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8ISsr1Fmq
上次我咪講到我望落樓下嘅…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZd8e2JTvD
我見到下面望上嚟嘅D鬼怪個款…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxhDp0eRYa
咪又係咁，一堆奇奇怪怪嘅樣囉！657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOS9v2oyalT
之後，一隻小妖入咗嚟帶我哋落球場…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsy66CoM1hH
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84wgSSGw68
「咁贏咗呢？」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsRnpBQPsG
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxu3kmgHCQK
呢樣嘢，暫時唔可以俾欣欣佢哋D女仔知，廢事佢哋太擔心啦。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5oCaNsRO0
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落到球場，阿明就攞隻小妖嚟發洩…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTta2RudxP
王Sir就廢噏一輪，「光管陳」就想請纓幫手…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58O4VUPtGZ
但係如果佢都出埋場，咁邊個理D女仔同小動物啊？657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhF5ryNItlm
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyE2ObdWB0
我之後轉個身就跑咗出場，準備開波，橫死掂死，踢返場好波先算啦！657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVNLnMCcNB
對面隻…佢有髻嫁，應係係鵝，隻「傻鵝」一腳就踢咗個波上天…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcM68gi9cjF
我就襯有時間…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LwxmAsYN8
跑咗出場去個廁所先，原來自己忍咗好耐都唔記得咗添。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRX2zlrCsP
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我行到去男廁，好快咁就去完噓噓，諗住經過更衣室就走啦，點知…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qo5kCi3tC
聽到有D聲，咪行去睇吓囉，我見到…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViWRRLTU2M
「黃仔」！？佢唔係「北轍」咩？做乜佢…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRzV6KnYzS
會俾綁住嘅？657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHTTd7YYGq
「黃Sir，做乜嘢你喺度嫁？」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHZTTnCCaX
「一言難盡喇，你幫我鬆綁先啦！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKw3T4jjHOQ
「鬆綁！？你自己綁住自己架？」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIdwqIottN
「唔係啊！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTGn6SbjWv
「你玩緊SM？」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWcgcAcCxC
「唔係啊！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IBr7wNGZ7
「你唔講清楚，我唔敢幫你啊！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoz94WYdEl7
「我頭先俾佢哋捉咗之後，我一直祈禱，點知佢哋就捉咗我嚟呢度喇！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAMCkETnMD
「咁你繼續祈禱啦！我信天主會打救你嫁！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jhZS1ljFO
因為我認定咗佢係「北轍」，佢係壞人，點知佢會唔會陰我嫁？所以…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWKe53nASs
我冇理佢就走咗，好似有D衰呀可？不過，我都係走咗返入球場…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8kkYLsaTl
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一返到場就見到個波喺阿明腳邊…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvkey7Ircc
「傻佬明，波啊！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Tl02jMnlY
佢總算醒返，即刻就大腳傳個波俾我，我望一望旁邊…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXhs7QiMwW
先發現原來所有人同鬼都呆住咁睇緊「鬼王」同個光頭球證理論…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBGdeKsWQL
真係死蠢！早知叫阿明直射入網啦，但係唔錯都錯咗囉，所以我唯有修正返啦…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmCF0xce6Q
「阿狗！接波！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KkwvBvLff
我即刻就傳個走位波俾阿狗…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1z9RBdXTM4
好在，阿狗真係跑得超快，佢仲用埋「妖狐」嘅靈力去射呢腳波添…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKFOwjqBv6
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8RLlxu9Um
個波好勁，仲「嚓」一聲入埋添，但係…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53kE9gc1Ud
光頭球證話入球冇效喎，我咪上前理論囉…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmw6jWYBO0D
「冇效！？點解啊？」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddC3BBuyVJ
「越位。」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JrLQfBNSi
「越位？！你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmQX5S1lM4
佢竟然話我「越位」，我已經嬲嫁喇，點知…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbi0NIO6BU3
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndrjDdy8lE
欣欣唔知做乜鬼嘢，好似撞邪咁衝咗出嚟講，攪到我幾死尷尬啊。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZs2Fun5nHm
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」呢句係光頭佬講嫁，唔關我事。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7reqy49rY4
罰球由隻「豬精」開出…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiUYY5IXL0
「豬精」果然係豬D嘅，竟然開咗個波俾阿明…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTFCPYvBN7
阿明呢次醒喇！即刻就射門…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRl8bspxg7
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJw37oQekl
嘩，呢招？！唔通佢公公傳授咗D乜嘢俾佢？657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc92f47OlX2
佢個波好勁，成個火球咁飛埋去，但係…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKtscnyQaK
「嘭」一聲，好陰濕啊！對面個「龍門」竟然係隻「石牆妖怪」…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2Le00h3Dp
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6w0biXjJX8
「咁我哋點入波啊？」我嗌。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWmX084luu
「真係要諗諗計。」阿狗講。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANvw5tDRGd
「救返個波先啦！入我哋嗰邊喇！」「大袋」講。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbC0SgB6u3A
個波直飛返去我哋嗰邊個龍門度…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbLl80XfmE
好在，「嘭」一聲，又彈返出去…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazMp4IIuRK
因為有硬化咗嘅「大咀」個嘴頂咗咋，而家…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2sfrwLhzK
佢已經唔係「大咀」，而係「大爆咀」。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZ5FuXe0bk
個波彈返出去之後，力量已經減弱咗好多，而家去咗…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71v7Y2cGag
喺個地度扭來扭去嘅「鬼王」度！？657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Uien1j4bH
(咇~~~~~！)「手球！黃牌！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDWWxibQnG
「哈哈哈哈~~~！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLGNr2ZTlF
全場喪笑，我哋D人邊敢笑佢傻仔丫，笑得最大聲係佢旁邊隻「半羊人」咋。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydoT9MsTP0
「好好笑呀可？」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsEZYt7YJz
「鬼王」起返身仲一啖就食埋隻「半羊人」…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw477NlkKNv
而家，佢哋九打我哋十一，仲攞咗張黃牌，表面上我哋好有利…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvkMqdkyeB
但事實上係從來都冇利…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIvTMNSaLV
好在，我望一望個鐘，原來都差唔多過咗三十分鐘喇，一定要捱到啊！657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0kYHHzqlg
咦，我發現咗樣嘢…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjNxrESGP3
我哋唔贏又唔輸，和咪得囉，最起碼佢少個籍口殺我哋丫，頂得幾耐得幾耐啦！657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuICk6Ju1Ug
「大袋」開出罰球…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARDXg84nqM
我頂！佢條友係咪傻嫁，俾咗個波唔識郁嘅「阿華」…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSBRzl6h7g
對手一隻「紅髮青椒」行前去攞咗個波就傳俾「鬼王」…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5numPzADGw
「大王，請射球。」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTbndZMFi3
「我踢波使你教？」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlpKbZ7din
「係嘅，係嘅。」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtciuNUo7VU
個波一到「鬼王」腳，佢就…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhX8OS4TZ5q
「唔玩喇，我要入波啊！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpL85EsunV
「鬼王硬射！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbChWLurrDt
「嘭」一聲，個波射出一條活性乳酸菌光線…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27qDneHekP
佢根本唔係「硬射」，係「顏射」至真…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFI1EpqOby
佢射到…「大爆咀」佢…個頭爆血，仲重傷倒地…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2YMYOHEUy
(咇~~~！)「入球！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQuTLs6YTd
入波咪入波囉，使唔使專登整傷人啊？佢擺明係要射傷「大爆咀」嫁！657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rDfhwUHbf
我見到佢咁做，我真係無名火起…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SYrlw4Ez8
「輝，唔好咁嬲住。」「大袋」講。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMjLcgxn9A
「而家雖然輸緊一比零，但係我哋先去睇吓「大爆咀」先丫。」阿明講。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQnctjkfzc
「睇嚟我哋要入波喇，我哋就射穿佢道牆啦！」阿狗講。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbSgf9kKMg
「射穿牆！？」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPDbmv6Dsc
呢個時候，場外傳嚟…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMlPQt0l1q
「香港代表隊門將受咗傷啊，睇嚟會換出另一個門將代替喇！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcTXGY9Z0D
呢個人一講完，「鬼王」唔順氣就即刻衝咗出去理論。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGGd2Tx08R
「我頭先冇得換人，佢哋都唔可以換人！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPh7sU8N9v
「車，換唔換人又唔係我決定嘅，我講波嫁喳嘛，你夠膽咪去問哥連拿囉，我食支煙唔好！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8thoFjTsdp
「你明知我淆佢底，你叫我問佢，你貴寶號啊？」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUalLts5hHo
淆底淆到出晒面都唔止，仲要出埋口…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSfJC5HwEL
你都算天下第一人喇，學乜人做「鬼王」啊？657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOS7p3bBnW
(人不要面，天下無敵啊啊啊！)657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpeL1qBcrz
「後生D人就叫我倉魚或者重炮，你俾面嘅可以叫我阿叔，我叫…」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFomLtucjRo
「林，尚，義！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2VtzDnw7z
(待續)657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjztBhY27gv
下集預告︰657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVaYFxr7lJ
一個熟悉嘅身影喺我後面行出嚟…657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXxQJdtEZE
「請換入我！」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IbDCQhgOZ
註腳︰657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1MJ9uVXnY
林尚義 — 唔多解釋，睇開波嘅人一定識佢，如佢所講，大家都叫佢阿叔嘅，以前踢香港甲組，花名重炮，佢可以話係香港最出名嘅講波佬。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqi1Dc0Wv80
