第094集 ~ 明︰插隊先，等我入波啦！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZoxWbkbTU
(幾時追返我條時間線啊？！)719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAs7PtYFgEw
「係喇！係喇！而家咪追囉！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoVsoQ29vi
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阿公阿婆終於真正離開咗我，我好開心可以睇住佢哋笑住咁離開…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WXba09f6s
(又話追？！)719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4JSqQmckS
「咁我最多都係跑啫，唔係跳丫嘛，點可以一跳就跳到去球場嗰邊啫！最多咪講快D囉！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4cItpDa2U
(咁你快D啦！)719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlm2JrlJ03
OK，講返喺地府呢邊先…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7IFJcDasC
阿公阿婆俾咗封利是我哋就走咗，喺呢個時候…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8izYe2Oky
當然係第一時間拆利是啦！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqhU9jTgdY
阿婆嘅就唔睇喇，上集都有講，冥想銀行D錢嚟嘅！不過，阿公…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sOZcydAWt
頭先佢好似鬼鬼鼠鼠咁入咗張紙仔入去利是封，唔會係報紙呱…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHchVewJatM
如果係，我肯定…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRXj9jCi28
唉，都係算啦，睇吓佢俾乜嘢我先…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOdnCj29lc
「吓！？聖經箴言！？敬畏耶和華是知識的開端！？」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwk38gPyyt8
我無奈到唔識講嘢，但係…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3IHPF3bQ6
咦，後面有堆字噃！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dcwvrftZM
有一大段嘢，因為太多字，所以我唔全部講出嚟喇…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvrI2s9qhj
大概係話阿公佢自己學道術學咗大半世人，終於可以唔用道具就可以對付鬼怪…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaAu0BO7vc
佢自創咗一套神功，翻雲﹑覆雨﹑飛天﹑遁地﹑爆烈五式…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2MHFJOhgJ
希望我可以參透其中奧秘，用佢哋嚟對付妖魔鬼怪，但係…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdN60nwTbKQ
我頂！唔夠位就搵張大D嘅紙啦，臨尾D嘢寫到一舊雲咁，仲化化地添，點睇啊？719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BVUdnHH8a
唉，阿公真係…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2ndHt6oID
咁我即係唔使學啦！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDriAhjidjq
「翻雲之絕技，聚氣如雲海，蕩漾於懷中，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」「光管陳」讀出嚟。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6aRJFj5fc
我頂！扮乜嘢啫，文筆又差噃，係喇喎，得嗰三十隻字就可以練成神功咩！？719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojvNgE4iFz
不過，「光管陳」竟然睇得到，唔通做老師嘅真係對眼利D嘅？719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOfvMVioiX
估唔到佢睇中文都掂噃。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmpJrsb8Xc
「陳Sir，你係咪都睇到晒啊？可唔可以幫我整理返啊？咁撩草，我睇唔到啊。」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWR4hOLAnD
「見係大波兄留俾你個衰仔嘅，就好好教吓你啦。」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfqOJG2ygJ
「覆雨之絕技，聚氣如水流，蕩漾於雙掌，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkIC7H8lzr
「飛天之絕技，聚氣如流雲，蕩漾於腦海，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJAhOdzAyj
「遁地之絕技，聚氣如水泥，蕩漾於雙足，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZP91alvtvL
「爆烈之絕技，聚氣如流火，蕩漾於雙拳，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2Cj7yjulp
好心啦！抄都抄得好D丫，改幾隻字就算，揸流攤，冇心機就唔好學人自創神功啦！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVT8wXGb5FI
「係咁多，大波兄D招式真係…佢自己用都唔錯嘅，但係…佢咁樣就叫人學，我…真係不敢恭維。」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoilfSyBWv
唉，連「光管陳」都咁講，都係返去人間先算把啦…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOkm7VuSp9
………719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeApIhDpglI
返到去之後，大家緊張咗一輪，因為乜事？阿輝同阿欣都講得好清楚啦。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rGLwtKm2b
我哋之後齊人就出發去咗「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」，沿途我都真係傻吓傻吓咁諗吓阿公留低嘅廢話。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNz8KJOgBN
………719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPTnM2aelJ
入到球場，有把聲叫我哋去更衣室，我咪跟大隊去囉…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuvKXWoaFQ
入到更衣室，去見到返晒成班死仔，佢哋成隊「疾風無敵銀堡壘」咁，想點啊？719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5Bfuiqkse
不過，佢哋都平安無事就好喇，連王Sir同鐵拳都喺度…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfvO15cQxR
係唔見咗「黃仔」，話佢同呢件事冇關都冇人信啦。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UzBp5d5YT
「鬼王話要我哋同佢隊波踢一場喎。」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSQHbcjVfk
陪「鬼王」踢波？贏輸都死啦！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XEV6prZ1l
之後，阿輝走咗去窗口睇落球場度…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88rCWxSOku
我都跟埋去睇吓，點知原來一堆鬼怪已經喺場上面等緊我哋落去開波…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXkj6Lxt7Q
其中一隻仲要係「酒吞童子」，但係…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTc6YK9hytR
佢哋得十隻人咋喎，扮晒嘢想讓賽啊？定係有隻嘢係隱形嘅呢？719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPySFmWWIw
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ027xSp7yUR
一隻小妖怪入咗嚟，仲鬼死咁樣衰。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2uM7o33l1
但係，我哋都冇得選擇啦，肉隨砧板上，咪唯有跟佢出場囉…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBmol9aOMD
沿途，我行咗去後面問咗阿張一D事…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6rpR0ftYO
「校長佢點啊？」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8AsLeXMmV
「冇咩事，不過要留院觀察囉，可能你畢業佢都未出得院！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBHmjQxCYT
「咁就好喇！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBSlosfFAk
(…)719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtT4HcCcnAk
「丫，我意思係佢冇事就好喇！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7fxDKmML0
之後，我行返前去最前面…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuSSXWO6HB
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」隻樣衰鬼咁講。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0U5DhGZdG
「咁贏咗呢？」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMyBsu3E53
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyMx6xdcTj
佢真係乞人憎到呢…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55Y3PtZIHb
呢件事我哋冇俾D女仔知，出到球場，我終於忍唔住手喇…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9FvM918Up
聽住「餓呢餓呢餓呢餓呢」，我就…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOnkNOcKod
「九字護身法，收！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWa4pnSOi9
「天馬行空！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRJcgmzxiR
將佢掛咗喺天幕個頂度，串柒柒丫嗱！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5oWoXmiaq
「救命啊！救命啊！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wGfJHj1lO
掛好咗佢，我就跟返埋大家度，大家準備出場…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuNn0xnQgS
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqykaWFs5s
佢都真係戇過阿狗，當我傻架？719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLxzDdMLSt
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6FFJxFxay
好在，佢都識做…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjdtbMCNcd
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bLxTgnA8g
不過佢把死人烏鴉口，真係乞人憎，真係想掛埋佢喺天幕個頂度…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpq3Q0qALkv
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEQBGOdlCP
好啊！好啊！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMn9VF6o9Hl
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvg4kuN5tK7
我頂！死人阿輝扮咩蟹啊？！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIqkXFMDRE
唉 ~ 我唯有無奈地出咗場，行返埋後防線…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJO0CnHj03
………719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRpvicFmWN
(咇~~~！)719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTxghFQupa
一開波，對面隻「傻鴨」就一腳射咗個波上天…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAnkWOIw7Q
見個波俾佢射到連一點都見唔到，我咪四圍望吓囉…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnio7ejBMKA
唔通咁戇膠膠住自己條頸向上望咩？我望到原來除咗我哋四個主角…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtV0tIoi654
其他同學都俾「酒吞童子」D妖氣壓抑到郁唔到，好似石化咗咁…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6vBDFcho5
我見仲有時間咪繼續參透吓阿公嘅廢話囉！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmzk9bss6H
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」「傻鴨」又再射咗個波上天。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfn3yaAFu4
咦，我好似參透到D嘢喇喎…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9R39X9hsv
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」欣家姐嗌到全場都聽到。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLI12VFrEF
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjD2vEWWXL
………719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IDlEoBVrr
突然，全場靜晒，因為「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻「傻鴨」…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQLw2o1Nyg
冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWTBCr3m9E
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqRIt89iHe
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Jgen27Pam
「你邊位啊？喺我地頭博我嘴，你係咪唔想活啊？」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPEZxW4fcp
嘩，呢個球證都算沙噗喇，「鬼王」都串…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPYkiw8Bl8
「世界最佳光頭球證，哥，連，拿！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3j3zzh3jU
佢講到好似光頭就大晒咁。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXoRPQshKp
大家都呆咗咁望住咗佢哋，但係…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSosG2ynkx
「傻佬明，波啊！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhwcGqeLEq
阿輝突然叫我，我先見到個波就喺我腳邊，我…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8i0krGv0W
呆咗唔夠半秒，即刻就用我嘅必殺技傳個波俾阿輝…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlVGLtRhdM
「七旋斬！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XadcQ1mIX
(唔好扮碧咸呀唔該！)719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvudBm4Vgx5
個波靚到丫！傳到正一正俾走咗去底線嘅阿輝…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHm4IAemcW
「阿狗！接波！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXFQvWjWR5
阿輝即刻就彈個波去娥眉月位…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Qz0uRaWnc
「喪狗」亦都使出佢嘅必殺技…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvjt7qjuXI
「百米九秒九！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3usCUTOViu
佢真係跑得超快，而家仲變埋妖狐去射呢腳波添…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPdCIYla5j
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tOTFLEHHS
嘩，個波好勁啊！睇嚟要入喇！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4bciDyYD9
(咇~~~！)719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMtAsdVr1O
YEAH，入咗喇！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUIZ9N48lw
「入球冇效！」哥連拿講。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJPCbAZcMq
「冇效！？點解啊？」阿輝問。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWb1XkXdaSN
「越位。」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnTiNbjy2X
「越位？！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOPBWC4SzD
「你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」阿輝問。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWcDyTUPY1
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」阿欣衝咗出嚟講。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaR49hvgBf
場面一片混亂…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4d5DXITmA
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42sgNxq3W3
對面個「龍門」其實冇出現過，話時話，點解頭先我唔直接射入去呢？719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FmahfYRUO
「酒吞童子」果然係小朋友，佢因為頭先俾球證串，所以仲發緊脾氣;1719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rWhmFZo1m
好唔忿氣咁訓喺地下度扭來扭去，我係佢老母，就一刀斬死佢個死人仔。719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7FPzwdjGp
罰球由佢哋後衛隻「豬蘿」開出…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSD4alhmIUc
「豬蘿」果然豬蘿，竟然開咗個波俾未返後場嘅我…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5XHH7A0EF
睇嘢啦！阿公嘅絕技，加上我嘅創意…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPesjAttkSu
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhL3nta8yWE
嘩，我個波勁到我自己都唔信，成個火球咁飛埋去，睇嚟入緊喇！719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHE7a9Go0SC
(嘭~！)719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkt755lED3
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wKTmCXvk9
原來，佢哋「龍門」係隻「石牆妖怪」，佢突然喺地下衝上嚟擋住咗我個波…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBJh3L7Tfs
個波仲…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpGrHk478b
飛返咗去我哋嗰邊個龍門度啊…719Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8q5hNTGux9
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