第124集 ~ 輝︰外傳咩？講主線啦，到「地魔」喇呢集！741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkppfatHHOW
估唔到「大袋」個衰仔原來幾識溝女噃…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfPnE768SY
又估唔到欣家姐原來愛起人上嚟會咁傻痴痴…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnN9RirVaOo
更加估唔到而家「大袋」竟然變成咗「佛地魔」。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3R938jGML
之前欣欣不恥「東歪」歪理連篇，所以破口大罵…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMj7WkQWnF
「唔怪得人哋都叫你「東歪」喇！就算係妖刀又點噃？唔可以改邪歸正咩？唔可以得道成仙，變成仙劍神刀咩？唔好話你自己冇心！點解要助紂為虐啊？仲要親手殺死自己師父，你連做把刀都唔配啊！做…做PAT屎你就差唔多！」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGW7jRL98F
欣欣當時應該真係好嬲，佢好少講屎尿屁嫁。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEU2DehTqE
(係啊，靚女唔會屙屎添啊！)741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZF4LVKr3e
唔講污糟嘢住，講返呢度先…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuXy5lySkQ
「東歪」迅間閃到欣欣身邊，仲一拳將佢打暈咗…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OFsGVAc8J
好在，我識「鳳凰閃現」，我即刻就閃埋去救返欣欣…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8REM8lifrq
而「東歪」就退返去「鬼王」身邊。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeZabl8Spp
當大家都凝視住「東歪」嘅時候，突然…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYsX1o2fye
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqzKiifhrj
傻佬明佢原來已經醒返，仲擺出一副冇得輸嘅姿態對住「鬼王」。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYh9tpeluws
究竟佢憑咩呢？741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvinmKbitCE
「九陽草薙！」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzKfNIzBKi
之後，我哋同「鬼王」鬥咗幾吓口哩，佢唔夠我哋鬥就…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IXhOiMv9B
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCNtlytzZm
「鬼王」一吓閃身埋去阿明度，但係迅間又彈返開…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eSRtVOUEZ
原來係阿明佢合埋眼嚇窒咗佢…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJSGC9h4DV
之後，阿明都叫埋我哋合埋眼…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpi9zGPYURd
但係咁精彩嘅場面，邊有人想合埋眼丫，我唯有先望住地下，唔直望佢哋…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9vF1kjcwL
點知第一句聽到嘅，竟然係「鬼王」佢出聲喎︰—741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliEaxZCTkW
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsK3KwNFyL1
我記得呢招係會釋出鬼魂嘅…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7gNWkHaFP
「…九陽草薙，出鞘！」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvHsZ1mdS9
阿明出聲喇，燦爛金光亦從此而生…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SjaCX1XcJ
我諗呢D就係「九陽草薙」嘅力量喇！741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqruurRzSt8
當然，我冇辦法去直視佢哋，但係我可以去聽同去用眼尾哨吓佢哋…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWabEGMyUvA
「…你…要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwwd7by9qV
「…心眼！」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpXxSj4tb2
「心眼」？唔通同我隻「慧眼」同類嘅？741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV98GFlDRSR
我諗到呢度，即刻就望一望「英雄」…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Hz7oKlEGT
「咦，英雄，你冇事丫嘛？」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcZ146VwtY
佢一殼眼淚咁樣對住我…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzzTmtg9SZ
「大哥啊，救命啊，我冇眼簾嫁，好燦眼啊！」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtit8xhPQWf
係噃，真係難為佢，而家佢流晒馬尿咁款…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3VM7RayRP
正當我想想辦法幫吓「英雄」嗰陣，突然…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDZBiztxUy
「嚓」一聲…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TiIRYXElB
之後…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5hWE9mcJb
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗…」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4ToGyUSAK
「大家開眼啦。」阿明講完，就收返埋把「九陽草薙」…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdPIrnTnZe
我亦抬起頭嚟睇吓發生咩事…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRXh5T9b7B
原來…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vOyi5AjxP
係「東歪」出手殺死咗「鬼王」…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0R1oTs5cqT
唔通，我哋怪錯咗佢…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTs5Z1GjrDf
但係不出幾秒，答案就嚟喇…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNpNtwacOs
「東歪」佢向住一個方向，好恭敬咁耷低頭…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7wfKn86ZT
個方向就係「大袋」被吊起嘅方向…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXIZJfnAgr
我轉身望過去，發覺…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfnZUbJqVu
「餐躝~」幾聲嘅鐵鍊聲，係「大袋」佢自己鬆開咗鐵鍊啊！741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXWE5WsU7R
我當時又開心，又擔心，嗰種感覺真係好難形容…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHapaeGGZj2
我眼見佢慢慢飄埋去擒咗上去嘅欣家姐嘅面前…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QhJGdk9yQ
淨係隱約聽到佢問︰—741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfb2oukZYJR
「你想救我呀？」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jkNuktcFo
欣家姐呆咗咁及咗一吓頭，而「大袋」佢就咁回應︰—741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMK5PfneJW8
「好可惜，我已經唔係佢，我係佛地魔。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaO6A43zD6
「吓？」呢一吓係當時我心裡面嘅疑問。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5awIJmbK2
連呢一個單字都未問完，「大袋」佢…「佛地魔」佢…唉，我都唔知點叫佢好…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmCqqF4uAz
Eee…算啦，叫佢「大袋魔」啦，「大袋魔」佢出手快到我肉眼都睇唔到…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXJh06ewRl
欣家姐就俾佢打暈咗。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVinizzG3K
「大袋，你癲咗呀？佢係你啱啱先識嘅女朋友嚟嫁！」阿狗大嗌。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddNJpWkSrq
阿狗嗌完，只係「蓬」一聲，「大袋魔」就已經去到佢面前，再…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMDIqo6952
一手將佢個口噤住…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFv7jGYvya
阿狗佢就連反擊嘅能力都冇…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCAYrHNqls
「狐炎舞！」阿妮即刻想出手相救，但係…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJELcjvbir
「大袋魔」左手一撥…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfdCM6gztW
「嘭」一聲，阿妮就彈開幾丈遠…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uWYBxpSN0
之後「大袋魔」一手將阿狗噤落地下…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknmH6usEov
再「嘭」一聲，阿狗完全俾佢壓咗入地下…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIffg3yjnN
「大袋魔」起返身，斯斯然咁另轉身行返上大台…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NVPnjQdJk
「恭喜佛地魔大人重生。」「東歪」好恭敬咁向住「大袋魔」講。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yHOm06EvI
「仲以為酒吞童子隻小鬼就夠料清理晒呢班人添。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPgtIRtyCZ
「佢咁冇用，我呢把妖刀都唔想浪費時間，隨手就殺咗佢，望大人原諒。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3Ab0b6oZa
「傻啦，佢死唔死同我都冇關係，佢只係幫我嚟浪費呢堆人時間嫁啫…」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCo9fgBfJY
「你…你將大袋佢點啊？」阿明咬牙切齒咁問。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKgZZjfqe8
「見你打贏「童子」，我就答吓你問題啦，你講嘅人，而家仲喺我身體裡面。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUn1hpBOMeR
「咁係咪真係打贏你就可以救返我哋朋友啊？」我問。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzQy477Pq7
「哈哈哈，係啊，嚟啦，全部一齊上丫，我讓你哋淨係用單手又點話？」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXHmKy6TV2
佢個樣明明係「大袋」，但係整個格就好似變咗另一個人一樣，真係好心寒…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWqVSvoqwo
「咁…咁點解你要用我哋朋友嘅身體啊？」「細鬼」竟然出聲。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuR8PQqJVp
「大袋魔」突然好凶狠咁望住「細鬼」，再用手指指住佢…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLg5lWd2s7
「你講多次！」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nm4a1yI29
佢嘅呢個凶狠嘅眼神，就好似威嚇住「細鬼」會節磨死佢一樣…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDQxhlOhqZ
「細鬼」佢當場俾「大袋魔」嚇到瀨咗尿…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4naYe3bE2Z
亦都唔敢再問…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ntUL67FHV
「哎喲，我只係叫你講多次啫，做乜嚇到瀨尿咁陰公豬呀？使唔使叔叔錫返？」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFrQziHf5X
「細鬼」已經俾佢嚇到呆晒咁坐咗喺地…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZQujEXSNa
「地魔，點解你要咁害班細路？」「肥龍大師」咁問。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJX9yUO7YG
「肥仔，你又想瀨尿啊？」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrQt3uwYxH
「瀨屎你嘆都仲得呀！」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdz2sIXSyE
「嘩，乜你咁污糟嫁，好，講吓你哋聽啦，我冇諗住害你哋噃，我淨係想一樣嘢，就係毀滅人間…」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34qqgNSQML
「咩意思啊？」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KPW3mOTcj
「困晒你哋喺度，唔好阻住晒，我就去毀滅人間囉，而家應該都七七八八嚧…」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeN3Rfmv0o
「咩七七八八啊？」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4adbyzWUk
「世界上好多個地方都已經俾我嘅瘟疫腐土佔據咗。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAapf6HAuI
「佔據咗會點嫁？」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLHDaKHXrN
「人類都會變成聽從我指令嘅腐肉。丫，你哋係香港人呀可？好似成個香港都已經俾我毀滅咗嚧。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqwbqMfIWS
「咩話？」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusBLOEcIXz
「…」大家都呆咗一陣。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHANML5GMZ
「唔好理佢吹水定講笑住，我哋而家係要打敗佢。」「南龍」先生出聲。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUU8oWey3BR
「地魔，我諗你都好戰嫁，不如俾少少時間我哋變強，再同你打。」佢再講。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjuPgjwJyy
「變強？你哋仲可以點變強啊？哈哈哈，不過都好，俾三分鐘你哋啦。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLnTpTg16W
「大家埋嚟…」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCPvWxOgCE
之後我哋郁動到嘅人都走埋去「南龍」先生度…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnDLdmZulk
「「屎橋」教我哋，可以試吓呢一招，劏雞還神。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22VlEo62gF
「咩嚟嫁？究竟你呢個「噏屎」邊個寫嫁？信唔信得過嫁？」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqRGaGlOqM
「世外高人寫嫁，唔會有錯，不過點做佢就唔會直接教我哋囉。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEO6TTHpIMj
「劏雞還神即係點啊？」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxze2k0L68Y
「神與神…劏雞還神…我諗…我明喇，係請神啊，初仔佢嗰招啊。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5hvPhTxFT
「請神！？點請啊？而家「光管陳」又唔喺度，仲有啊，我哋要請邊個神啊？」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKc30nUsTR
「孫悟空丫！肯定有得贏。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUkekpSUHq
「識龜波氣功嗰個好唔好？」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBeDXLSQAP
「咁我想要悟飯囉。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvEkxsfmjn
「癲夠未啊？得返一分鐘咋。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIR6wZFaz7x
「劏雞還神…我諗…我哋應該係要用雞血嚟請神。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKAawfR0Hr
「邊度嚟雞血啊？」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkffqek4dhh
「呢度！」突然後面有條友大嗌。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjf7KPxkJ0
係「阿張」啊！嗰個喺故事裡面好少出現，俾孌童校長孌嗰個啊。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qt4zF17Xk
「你手上嘅係咩嚟嫁？」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWEbesOlzc
「雞妖隻手。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyk4cUX6Js
「雞妖？」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVDvg7daz4
「之前脅持我嗰隻啊，我見咁大個仔都未見過妖怪，咪攞佢隻手嚟留念，諗住返去做標本囉。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Qr9WApveO
「嘩，果然最可怕嘅都係人類。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgq7bVLt0Re
「事不宜遲，我試吓用雞血請神啦。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOFucBhmwt
「咁請邊個啊？」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8CIf40Fgw
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcT4VHAGeL
(待續)741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WB7UEBV7Y
下集預告︰741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCZrm4HNEX
P你個K丫，青龍劍都爛埋添…741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqoXR7PObc
註解︰741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRuVBOrzsv
(1) 鬥咗幾吓口哩 — 鬥口哩，即係鬥嘴，鬥鬧咁囉。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxKHy3QEhJ
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